List: Humorous Poems

Funny Poems!

• Response from the Hag

  Hey Bones! I'm busy! It's Halloween!
  Why don't you nuke a fine "Lean Cuisine"?

  15 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 9 1:52 PM 2007. In Humor, Halloween
• Eggs, Eggs, and More Eggs!

  I LOVE EGGS! Scrambled eggs! Fried eggs! Omelettes! Hard boiled eggs!
  Soft boiled eggs! egg sandwiches! green eggs and ham! Easter eggs!

  52 lines, 27 comments, on Sep 19 10:13 PM 2007. In Contest about Eggs
• Manly Men and a GPS

  Guarantee that will be done.
  Say "Please don't do THAT!"

  12 lines, on Sep 5 5:15 PM 2007. In Humor, Tag sayings
• What the heck is PIF?

  ' '
  .

  12 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 27 9:34 PM 2007. In Humor
• Another Birthday?

  Another birthday?
  Let's celebrate!
  You bring the food,

  28 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 4 12:00 AM 2007. In Humor
• Andy and Jackie's Extraordinary Cyber Anniversary Bash!

  25 lines, 25 comments, on May 7 5:08 PM 2007. In Humor, Love
• Chew Two Bars Then Swallow

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  .

  22 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 1 6:27 PM 2007. In Humor, Chocolate, PMS
• Enjoy Your Pet! (monorhyme)

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  .

  14 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 1 4:16 PM 2007. In Humor, Life
• Hail Caesar!

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  .

  22 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 25 10:21 PM 2007. In salad
• In My Poetry Corner

  Stale laundry sighs at the bottom of the stairs
  Grimy pots and pans fire accusing glares

  22 lines, 30 comments, on Apr 3 12:13 PM 2007. In Humor
• Monkey Business

  *We need help keeping up the monkey business!*
  Please get well soon. We miss you!

  22 lines, 10 comments, on May 28 10:24 PM 2007. In Humor
• Milo's Sad Attempt at Camouflage

  It's never gonna work, you know,
  Most rocks don't have stripes, Milo...

  11 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 1 11:38 PM 2007
• Moan of Deranged

  O give me a home
  where no tumbleweeds roam;
  where bison are free to graze

  25 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 21 12:55 PM 2007. In Humor
• My Life as a Pin

  30 lines, 15 comments, on May 4 9:52 PM 2007
• Let's Go to the Chocolate Buffet

  26 lines, 17 comments, on Jun 3 8:49 PM 2007. In Birthday, Humor
• It's the Real Thing!

  I cannot teach the world to sing,
  In perfect harmony,

  6 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 9 8:55 PM 2007
• One Twisted Mom's Dream

  Tim... Tim... TIM! / / Why aren't you dressed for school yet? / Did you eat your breakfast? / / / /

  20 lines, 13 comments, on May 15 11:12 AM 2007. In Humor
• Overheard at The Health Spa

  The conversation...

  5 lines, 10 comments, on May 2 9:53 PM 2007. In Humor
• My Dentist Has a Boat Payment Due

  Trick or treat,
  make it sweet,

  9 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 30 1:09 AM 2007. In Humor
• Wholesome Conversation Heard at the Gerd's House

  Tender and juicy, just like the man from the brat farm said he'd be.
  Dad, Can I have an arm and one of the eyeballs too?

  12 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 3 2:30 PM 2007. In for Jeannie
• Generic Prescription

  My doctor said, I have a cure
  for your Glaucoma, that's for sure.

  11 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 19 11:55 PM 2007
• Making a List

  I'm making a list
  and checking it twice.

  45 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 4 5:56 PM 2007
• In Buford's Defense

  Robed in regal red velour,
  Court in order! the judge implored.

  23 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 8 9:36 PM 2007. In Humor, Christmas
• Yoda to Ode

  Shovel I the snow. Hit I my toe.

  14 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 14 2:31 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• Fantasy at Fryberg Lanes

  Fred took my order,
  as he had a thousand times before.

  40 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 22 12:27 PM
• wild beach plums swoon

  rising stars moon
  cored crazies croon

  22 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 1 9:25 PM. In Pain, Society, Angst, Love, Contemporary, Metaphor
• Think Studly!

  21 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 3 4:46 PM. In Humor, Adult
• Under the Rug, Sis?

  My family is small,
  I love each and all.

  14 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 20 5:23 PM. In Hope, Humor
• Keeps the World Spinning Round

  18 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 7 9:39 PM
• I'll Think Outside the Box, Thanks

  36 lines, 26 comments, on Jul 28 9:04 PM

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