List: Smiles n Giggles

We all need to unwind every now and then...

• Read 'em all

  Slogan zone

  14 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 2 7:38 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Order placed

  6 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 2 9:13 PM 2007. In Humor, Childrens, Contest
• Take over

  word game

  9 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 9 8:14 PM 2007. In Contest, fun, word game
• Home Sweet home

  I am such a soft teddy bear, / they brought me along with thim / on this picnic. / How could they forget to take me home? / The rabbits say

  22 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 25 8:08 PM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, Personification
• Cool blue!

  for a tee shirt.

  6 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 12 1:54 AM 2007. In Contest, fun, humor
• the Camp

  8 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 15 9:51 AM 2007. In Life, Thoughts, Contest
• Did I care?

  option one

  0 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 16 3:07 AM 2007
• The sides of Jupiter

  

  25 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 18 8:57 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Fun
• The slaughter

  A fun poem with no proper sentences.

  22 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 18 9:06 PM 2007. In Humor, Contest, FUN
• The Fat...

  A poem on fat

  8 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 19 2:04 AM 2007. In Contest, Life, Thoughts
• No need to flood!

  Dear John don't despair and flood your floor,

  9 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 22 11:02 PM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, Humor, Other
• My master

  7 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 23 5:37 AM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, cats
• The damn proposals

  "seven reasons to turn down a marriage proposal" (be creative...it doesn't have to be standard stuff like cheating.)

  34 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 23 6:53 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Thoughts
• Stuart Little

  For the cat!

  22 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 23 11:35 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Weird
• Albert Cabbagestein!

  34 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 26 1:24 AM 2007. In wierd, humor, other, contest
• pif

  3 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 27 9:27 AM 2007. In Humor, Other, Contest
• What a neat Butt!

  When did you get that Big Butt? It is so shiny and beautiful!

  12 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 30 8:19 PM 2007. In Humor, Contest
• The roaring passion inside

  one liner

  0 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 30 11:01 PM 2007. In Humor, Contest, Other
• Want to laugh?

  0 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 31 8:54 PM 2007. In Humor, Contest
• The whole truth!

  0 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 2 11:52 AM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, Humor
• Cuckoo Clock

  I was in deep sub-conciousness / when the cuckoo clock sang, / its time for cornflakes / dipped in cold milk, / with some cream / and cashe

  17 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 9 10:51 PM 2007. In Contest, Life, Death, Self
• Overweight with ideas

  Oh! I just saw a muse wading along. / Did not realize it was yours Galfalfa / or would have directed it to you. / It seemed in so baffled /

  11 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 17 9:48 AM 2007. In Contest, Humour
• Was it?

  That night it twinkled so brightly / in the dark pavillion above. / Leaving me to wonder what is could be .. / Could it be the planet Mars

  15 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 18 1:51 PM 2007. In Contest, Fun
• Wobbling noses

  There they came with their noses wobbling- / a sign that they were ready for food. / All penguined in dress and trays in hand we stand. / F

  20 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 20 11:58 AM 2007. In Fun, contest, Humour
• phantoms

  in

  3 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 26 7:31 PM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, fun
• Porsche speaks

  If only that Ferrari would hear my horn, / how he drives / as if he owns the road. / Ohh! a pit in the road, / it bruised my exhaust, / how

  27 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 27 10:12 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Society, fun
• I stand guilty

  Heart pounding, / eyes darting, / coast clear, / devoured icecream, / diet broken.

  4 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 2 11:10 AM 2007
• I wonder...

  Sparkling crystals, / snaking wife's neck, / Kisses and nights of thanks / love for you or diamonds?

  3 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 5 6:31 PM 2007. In Thoughts, Contest, Fun
• the rodents

  Tonight at noon / the stars eclipsed the moon, / the immense light / brought sight to the three blind mice. / Today at midnight / spiders c

  23 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 10 6:38 AM 2007. In Other, Humor, Contest
• Who needs them?

  I have to write an essay on pets. / I am quite stumped / as I never had any. / Who needs them anyway? / The cats scratch a lot / and the do

  22 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 11 12:59 PM 2007. In Other, Contest, Thoughts
• It'ZZZ about time!

  Zenith of my poetry has been reached, / zealous in all it's attempts, / zerohour of it's state, / zonal as I get about Z's / Zany zest reve

  4 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 17 8:30 PM 2007. In Childrens, Thoughts, Humour
• tickle 'em

  funny one liner

  0 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 17 8:34 PM 2007. In Humour, Contest, Thoughts
• The eclipse

  The brush / dwells itself in MonaLisa smile / so much / that it forgets to stroke her eyebrows. / Forehead is eclipsed / by the grin / whos

  14 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 23 8:38 PM 2007. In Thoughts, Life, Contest, Other
• Salad delight!

  A dish to start and end my meal, / A pretty oval silver tray / lined with flowered cucumbers, / filled with threads of cabbage / and twiny fingers of carrots. / Baby crimson tomatoes tossed about. / Seasoned with

  12 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 24 12:46 AM 2007. In Other, Humor, Fun, Contest
• surreal

  Surreal feelings evolved / in his presence, / was he really humanoid?

  2 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 22 7:21 PM 2007. In contest, fun
• Scared

  16 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 17 7:44 AM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, My life, Contest
• Love story of Charles

  24 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 18 9:36 PM 2007. In Contest, fun
• My Kitkat!

  Oh My Kitkat,
  where are you tonight?

  11 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 26 8:40 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• A peep in

  Which fairytale and nursery rhyme characters are in REHAB??

  43 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 28 9:00 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor, fantasy
• Dog and man

  Doggy wags for coming in late,
  no nags or clock pointing,

  9 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 30 1:08 AM 2007
• Run for cover

  Bustling around, singing happily,

  26 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 19 10:26 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• I did it

  Saw a quickie and could not resist

  22 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 19 10:58 PM 2007. In Contest, fun
• Feeling hungry

  Sauteing an acrostic
  till tender,

  14 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 25 7:35 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Shot

  Drooping eyes and caving laugh lines
  all elevated with a shot of botox,

  6 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 26 8:19 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Rock and Roll

  I and my friend insect
  all set and ready

  4 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 26 9:58 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Try it out

  Nibbles amounting
  to volcanic seizures,

  5 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 9 9:03 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Moment

  Clouds swirled in vortex
  blinding light in eyes,

  7 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 9 9:12 PM 2007. In Humor
• Fact

  Great intellect,
  genuine humor,

  6 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 9 9:21 PM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, Humor
• Tough

  We boys are full of metal,

  4 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 27 12:13 AM 2007
• Pass or Fail

  Little tiger cub to prance around us,

  12 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 28 1:05 AM 2007. In Contest, Life, Love, Humor
• Tug of War

  Housework, oh housework
  you wake up daily

  16 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 30 7:01 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• No!

  The biggest funeral attended by all

  39 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 4 7:38 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Tucked and charging

  Tucked with get out of jail free card,
  Safe and snug in my pocket,

  9 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 10 7:19 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Last Love

  We pledged
  to live together

  13 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 11 12:50 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• By Appointment

  Right on time
  for the weekly message,

  4 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 12 7:23 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Your Gracious Highness

  Your Majesty,
  I have been dragged here,

  16 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 16 6:51 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• You think I should read this!

  Well a nice read indeed,
  but a few commas

  35 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 18 7:49 PM 2007
• Will I or Will I not

  Glad for my entry,
  just one last thing

  11 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 20 7:14 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Just have to

  Really need to straighten my back,
  by sitting upright.

  5 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 24 9:45 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Sweet is revenge

  Mummy dear
  did not let me

  10 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 21 12:05 PM 2007. In Contest, Childrens, Humour
• Save me!

  Run For it....Paper mache and tissue paper are at war again!

  0 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 31 11:09 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Oh my puppy

  Oh Dear me!
  I have lost my puppy Frisbee.

  20 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 4 1:01 AM 2007. In Humor, Contest
• In time

  Will I get it today, I cross my fingers,

  9 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 6 7:57 PM 2007. In Contest
• Little Bunny

  A clear sky loomed ahead
  as a rabbit drenched in rain,

  22 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 14 11:25 AM. In Contest, Weird, Humor
• Extra...extra..read all about it....

  Internet crashed-
  all users idle.

  15 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 14 8:25 PM. In Contest, Humor
• The truth, All truth, nothing but the truth

  Insy winsy spider was arrested
  trying to climb all girls' socks,

  26 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 15 7:24 PM. In Contest, Humor, Fantasy
• Ms Lilly White's diary

  Early rays warm my senses as I stretch my paws

  19 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 21 3:58 AM. In Contest, Humor
• Mystique Muse

  A revelation
  just dawned today,

  19 lines, on Mar 25 6:44 AM. In Contest, Humor
• Best deal in town

  As I open your blindfold,
  you shall see

  33 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 25 7:20 AM. In Contest, Humor
• Precious chum

  Rhyme I shall
  for my friend pretty,

  21 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 25 7:35 AM
• It is possible

  What if I was the contest holder and you were thinking what to write?

  0 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 4 9:03 PM. In Contest
• The right way!

  '.'.

  0 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 8 11:15 AM. In Contest, Humor
• Wish to yank

  Always cuddling her
  with gentle feather finger touch,

  6 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 14 9:06 PM
• Salute to ----

  Erstwhile gentleman- modern metrosexual man,

  10 lines, 8 comments, on May 4 3:16 AM
• check it out!

  All I wanted was a little space,
  why did you leave me?

  1 lines, 8 comments, on May 4 9:04 PM. In Contest, Humor
• .:)

  11 lines, 20 comments, on May 18 12:48 PM
• Bow to Shakespeare

  Hamlet lies here a royal dictate,

  4 lines, 8 comments, on May 22 8:34 PM. In Humor, Contest
• Tri-Articles VS Words!

  "Enough of you stalking me!"
  shouted the nouns

  56 lines, 11 comments, on May 26 8:21 PM. In Humor
• Peach spread

  A look at imprints
  emerging from purple stems

  4 lines, 10 comments, on May 29 8:14 PM. In Humour
• told ya!

  11 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 5 8:01 AM. In Humor
• Right out of my sight

  Sweet sleep, floating colourful dreams,

  5 lines, 9 comments, on May 4 8:27 AM. In Contest, Humor, Life
• Please accept

  I offer to you peace
  with this delicious cake,

  4 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 23 1:30 AM. In humor
• Anything you ask

  Five tiny rumbling tummies of my litter,

  12 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 23 2:18 AM. In humor
• Lo and Behold!

  Quickie lovers do not fear
  for the mysterious 11th contestant

  2 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 17 10:23 PM
• Just a spoon

  Just a sliver
  of that pudding,

  12 lines, 16 comments, on Jul 7 11:46 AM. In Fun
• Humble repentence

  On this grass,
  at last alone,

  13 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 8 4:21 AM. In Humor
• Can't see!

  Wildest dreams projected in my eye shuts,
  their horizons stretch

  14 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 13 12:32 AM. In humor
• Syllogisms for smiles

  Tickles on my face
  make me want to scratch

  5 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 13 3:00 AM
• Best Option 1

  Stumbled on a new contest,
  eyes bulged at absent rules,

  34 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 28 2:51 AM. In humor

• right now

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by crimsondew

Categories: Funny, Humor, Other

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