List: Humorous me

• Panic Station.

  Tap tap..TAP...no it's not the monitor,
  oh God!! my head,

  34 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 23 1:44 PM 2003. In Humor
• Hot Stuff!!

  The nurse was very concerned
  as she helped me back to bed

  43 lines, 24 comments, on Oct 25 2:49 PM 2003. In Humor
• Mee Meep!!

  Oh how I love that mad coyote,
  I'm always loyaly on his side,

  33 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 27 8:26 PM 2003. In Humor
• Karaoke Queen.

  There was Sue, Joyce and Hilary,
  Emma, Rachel, Cath and me,

  42 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 28 1:28 PM 2003. In Humor
• Spread The Word(PW)

  Ann called up Rita
  on the telephone

  62 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 31 5:57 AM 2003. In Humor
• The Race

  Walking back to my car,
  I spied him on the street,

  22 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 4 7:56 PM 2003. In Humor
• Hearts

  My heart is a red velvet cushion,
  where people have rested,

  10 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 8 1:22 PM 2003. In Humor
• Wish Upon A Wizard

  Walking early in the morning,
  Down honeysuckle lane,

  72 lines, 23 comments, on Nov 8 3:51 PM 2003. In Humor
• Plum?

  Romantic stories, behind so many lovely names,
  Conquerers, warriors, heroes of great fame,

  21 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 12 8:11 PM 2003. In Humor
• My Sink (Monorhyme)

  You know I really do think
  That the best colour for a sink

  25 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 14 11:12 AM 2003. In Humor
• Into Battle

  What a bloody nightmare
  The dreaded expedition

  15 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 15 9:12 AM 2003. In Humor
• Ode To The Toilet., and about time too

  Oh alas for you poor toilet,
  So often unappreciated,

  29 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 15 10:25 AM 2003. In Humor
• Owner Of My Heart.

  POEM ONE.
  i lucked up into inthe sky

  122 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 17 12:04 PM 2003. In Love, Humor
• It's A Girls World

  Welcome to my world, girls
  but prepare yourself my friends....

  57 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 20 11:26 AM 2003. In Humor
• Diets and Granny's...get on my nerves.

  Limerick one,
  Diets.

  14 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 27 1:52 AM 2003. In Humor
• Spend Spend Spend.

  Ohhh thank you thank you fate!!
  This is absolutely great,

  32 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 27 9:41 AM 2003. In Other, Humor
• I Love You... But(prewrite)

  I love you inside out,
  I love you upside down,

  17 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 28 9:58 PM 2003. In Humor
• Birth Control? (pw)

  Lord above the Doctor said,
  To the smiling Mrs Green,

  21 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 28 10:04 PM 2003. In Humor
• Love At First Sight(pw)

  I saw you at the disco
  your eyes burned into mine,

  61 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 28 10:09 PM 2003. In Humor
• Of Course I Love You

  Oh baby, I need to move,
  Sofa has a lump there,

  27 lines, 20 comments, on Dec 2 5:11 AM 2003. In Adult, Humor
• Dilemma Of The Rhinoceros (Monorhyme)

  A pretty lady hippopotamus,
  Who was fulsome and voluptuous,

  23 lines, 15 comments, on Dec 7 3:07 AM 2003. In Love, Humor
• AP Christmas Carol

  Door bells ring,
  are you listening

  27 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 9 8:08 PM 2003. In Adult humor
• Last Christmas

  Last christmas I gave you a shag
  but the very next day

  43 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 10 12:13 PM 2003. In Lyrics, Adult
• Up On The Roof

  Now I'm not one to gossip
  but some things must be said,

  23 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 12 7:10 PM 2003. In Adult humor
• How To Get Along At Work (4 easy steps)

  File the file
  walk the mile

  9 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 14 7:12 AM 2003. In Humor
• Definitions

  All is fair in love and war
  (Yes we all know the score)

  30 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 30 9:34 PM 2003. In Humor
• Turning Over A New Leaf At Eighty

  I think when I am eighty
  I will be absolutely insane

  39 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 2 9:35 PM 2004. In Humor
• Granny And The Sparrow

  Now many of you will find that my little ditty
  Isn't very funny and neither is it pretty

  34 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 4 10:12 PM 2004. In Humor
• The Porsquiraff

  You must be very careful and never ever laugh
  At the worlds most mystic creature the blue Porsquiraff

  32 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 5 4:04 PM 2004. In Humor
• I Nose It Ain't Right

  My obsession is ridiculous
  I cannot help but dwell

  40 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 7 11:00 AM 2004. In Humor
• Birds Eye View

  I am the male birdy
  I am magnificent in splendour

  38 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 7 1:06 PM 2004. In Humor
• What Bachelor Party?

  Bachelor party? bachelor party?
  What are you talking about?

  24 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 12 11:23 PM 2004. In Humor
• Grin and Bear it

  When I started nursing
  In my younger days

  31 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 13 12:24 AM 2004. In Humor
• Mmm Chocolate

  Oh chocolate I love you so
  I can compare you to a man

  31 lines, 25 comments, on Feb 3 6:51 PM 2004. In Humor
• NO!!..not the music...PLEASE!

  Just one moment madam
  This won't take very long

  32 lines, 29 comments, on Feb 3 8:12 PM 2004. In Personal, Humor
• I Wish I Was A Guy

  I wish I was a guy
  no! I'm not gender bashing

  37 lines, 38 comments, on Feb 6 9:59 AM 2004. In Personal, Humor
• How to grow in 5hrs part one

  How to grow in 5hrs part one
  1)Hang yourself

  51 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 7 9:26 PM 2004. In Humor
• Hairspray Blue's

  Holy smoke the cab is here
  And my hair just won't go right

  15 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 21 8:03 PM 2004. In Humor
• You Left Me In Pieces

  Come here you hunky man
  Let me give you a french kiss

  29 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 23 9:34 PM 2004. In Adult humor
• Sprout Conversion (to be sung to the tune of the vengaboys hit Ibiza)

  I don't wanna be a pea eater all my life
  I'm gonna change to sprouts

  38 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 24 11:46 AM 2004. In Humor
• A Rich Legacy

  If I only had twenty four hours
  And nobody else knew it

  33 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 26 2:47 PM 2004. In Humor
• More Than All Your Lousy Love

  The budgie died on Monday
  Although he lived to a good age

  34 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 26 4:59 PM 2004. In Humor
• A Day Out To Forget

  I stuck a post-it-note above my typewriter, on the wall
  To remind me to have my credit card ready when I made the call

  68 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 5 8:16 PM 2004. In Humor
• Lament Of A Neglected Sim.

  So you think it's an easy life for me huh
  Being a puppeted sim

  33 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 7 3:32 PM 2004. In Humor
• Mature Love

  I have neglected you it's true
  But being a single girl

  25 lines, 14 comments, on Mar 8 8:25 AM 2004. In Humor
• Cow

  Cud chewing chomper
  Over a big moon jumping

  2 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 9 9:02 AM 2004. In Haiku, Humor
• Snow White? (do me a favour!!)

  Yes, everybody loves miss Snow White,
  she gets all the fame and the glory,

  58 lines, 66 comments, on Mar 12 8:24 AM 2004. In Humor
• Not My Idea Of Fun (clerihew)

  I'd hate to be like that Julie Andrews
  singing and dancing on hills and church pews

  6 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 12 10:44 AM 2004. In Humor
• Introduction

  Hello!, I'm your next door neighbour,
  I've just moved in to my brand new place,

  8 lines, 18 comments, on Mar 12 11:34 AM 2004. In Humor
• Liar.

  You evil demon,
  You instrument of hell and damnation

  14 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 20 7:27 PM 2004. In Humor
• My Writing

  siht ekil tib a skool ti sdrawkcab etirw I fi
  but if I write forwards it looks better

  38 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 20 8:59 PM 2004. In Humor
• Confession To An Ex.

  It's time I got it off my chest,
  Time I invited retribution

  21 lines, 26 comments, on Mar 28 7:08 AM 2004. In Humor
• Hic I'm Piddled Again (a brittany parody)

  Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

  34 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 29 5:56 PM 2004. In Humor
• Buzz Buzz

  Buzz buzz buzz fly
  buzz with all your might

  20 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 29 6:18 PM 2004. In Weird, Humor
• Moo moo ha ha moo moo

  They're coming to take her away... moo moo ha ha moo moo
  They're leader is Cowpatspray.......moo moo ha ha moo moo

  37 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 30 2:39 AM 2004. In Humor
• Insanity Plea (self defence)

  I put it to you that in September last year
  When you say I caused you abominable fear

  28 lines, 20 comments, on Apr 2 5:33 PM 2004. In Weird, Humor
• The Skeleton Closet Rock (sing a long)

  Best foot forward.... three steps to the right
  slap your thighs with all your might

  28 lines, 22 comments, on Apr 14 5:00 PM 2004. In Humor
• Three Macho Mice

  Three macho mice talking in their nest
  each wanting to prove that he was the best

  25 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 17 9:19 AM 2004. In Humor
• Fast Fifi The Flying Flea

  Matahari may be clever
  but not as quick as me

  39 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 26 4:58 AM 2004. In Humor
• Patricks Liver (prewritten)

  Patrick Murphy was having some strife
  With Mo Murphy, his teetotal wife

  12 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 3 7:57 PM 2004. In Humor
• Second Chance?

  I'm not one to hold a grudge
  I'm not a stubborn mule

  17 lines, 21 comments, on Jul 21 6:35 AM 2004. In Humor
• Bobbitt

  Better keep it where you should
  Or you just might go and lose it

  11 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 29 6:56 PM 2004. In Humor
• Roll Out The Barrel...

  It had been several months now
  that I'd been stranded on my isle

  22 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 2 6:47 AM 2004. In Humor
• The Checkout Girls Feet

  The checkout girl had two sweaty feet
  The aroma from which was none too sweet

  24 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 15 11:46 AM 2004. In Humor
• Crazy Dreams

  I sailed in dreams last night
  to the most peculiar places,

  40 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 26 4:08 PM 2004. In Humor
• I loved you...but not THAT much

  You were motoring along
  Legs astride the way I like

  24 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 28 12:39 PM 2004. In Adult humor
• Sick Dog

  My dog is really sick
  And I don’t mean he is ill

  43 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 1 7:47 AM 2004. In Humor
• Supermarket Satire

  28 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 4 6:03 PM 2004. In Humor
• Oops! (where not to do it!) pre-write

  They were in a frenzy
  they had ripped off clothing in the car

  38 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 7 9:13 AM 2004. In Adult humor
• Your Mother...

  It wasn’t the witches who flew by on switches
  That scared me last Halloween

  53 lines, 29 comments, on Sep 23 8:15 AM 2004. In Adult humor
• A Lonely Hearts Advertisement

  This is an advertisement
  (Please queue up to respond)

  44 lines, 21 comments, on Sep 24 4:28 PM 2004. In Humor
• Eat Pork (A plea from the turkey community)

  Have a nice mince pie,
  Drink best scotch and rye

  29 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 25 4:38 PM 2004. In Humor
• The Sweetest Gravedigger.

  I fell in love with Herman Clot
  He was a very special gravedigger

  21 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 4 4:44 AM 2004. In Humor
• Night(mare) Nurse

  Just call me Florence Nightingale
  (Although it must be said)

  31 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 7 10:43 PM 2004. In Personal, Humor
• Billy Pass The Sprouts

  Billy pass the sprouts
  And wipe the gravy off yer chin

  24 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 23 7:14 PM 2004. In Humor
• Insane?...not me!

  "Look ma no hands!"
  "I believe that apples are oranges in disguise."

  22 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 23 4:58 AM 2004. In Humor
• I am not OLD..I'm ripe

  I am not old I’m ripe
  And ready for the picking ;)

  26 lines, 32 comments, on Dec 3 11:22 PM 2004. In Humor
• Nice to meet you Howard

  "Do you come here often?...
  Watch that broken glass,

  19 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 4 11:50 AM 2004. In Humor
• Rooster

  I’m the ruler of this farm
  Said the rooster to the sheep

  39 lines, 23 comments, on Dec 7 7:56 AM 2004. In Humor
• My Dream Guy..(pw)

  I've always loved a man who can show me he is tough
  The kind of rootin tootin cowboy that likes a bit of rough

  53 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 8 8:45 PM 2005. In Humor
• Seduction

  He brought her flowers every day
  Thinking he might get a lay

  29 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 9 6:37 PM 2005. In Adult humor
• Limerick city

  I have to give credit here to silica...his anthology of limericks encouraged me to have a go at writing some too....thank you to him xx
  A sinner in line for da

  21 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 10 11:25 PM 2005. In Adult humor
• In The Morning Light

  As dawn displayed her golden light
  I remembered I was drunk last night

  19 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 9 4:48 AM 2005. In Humor
• Dear Valentine (from a male perspective)

  Dear Valentine
  Roses are very nice

  23 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 14 7:55 AM 2005. In Humor
• I think I'm Getting Over You(prewrite)

  I think I`m getting over you....I think I`ll be okay
  I only wanted to stab and poison fifteen men today

  25 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 14 5:34 PM 2005. In Love, Humor
• Epitaph with a laugh

  EPITAPH ONE:
  We buried Leanne

  11 lines, 26 comments, on Feb 17 10:10 AM 2005. In Humor
• Bertie and Hamish (prewritten)

  All was still and quiet,
  It had been all the week,

  64 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 22 12:31 PM 2005. In Humor, Childrens

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