List: Laugh, willya!

random humorous poems.

• I do not care

  At last your message came: “I do not care.”
  Not, “I don’t love you” – that at least I’d bear!

  63 lines, 23 comments, on Nov 14 2:50 PM 2005. In Humor
• The last pistachio in my packet

  28 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 3 8:07 AM 2006. In Adult humor
• What good is half a heart?

  When I fell in love with you, it was wholeheartedly –
  There is no other way to love, or so it seems to me.

  27 lines, 21 comments, on Feb 4 11:42 AM 2006. In Love, Humor
• ...we would have to make up new verbs...

  If all the verbs disappeared, we would have to invent new ones to replace them!

  18 lines, 30 comments, on Feb 24 1:59 PM 2006. In Humor
• On having a harem

  O best beloved, it is often said
  By people who are sere and celibate

  20 lines, 36 comments, on Mar 27 12:04 PM 2006. In Humor
• You must never attempt Scots poetry unless you really know what you are doing

  Och the muckle dhuie-dhu,

  5 lines, 25 comments, on Apr 24 12:03 AM 2006. In Humor
• It's pronounced "Marry veck"

  Here lies the body
  Of Mairi bheag

  10 lines, 20 comments, on Oct 18 8:46 AM 2006. In Humor, Dark
• C'est moi, c'est Bonaparte

  That’s right, I am Napoleon,
  C’est moi, c’est Bonaparte!

  36 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 22 10:43 PM 2006. In Humor
• How they brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix, or not, as the case may be.

  Today Robert Browning gets it! Tomorrow - who knows?

  70 lines, 32 comments, on Nov 3 10:35 AM 2006. In Humor
• 'alf 'earted 'annibal

  Today I’m going to use my elephants

  7 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 19 8:18 AM 2007. In Humor
• A dash of Worcester

  A dash of Worcester!

  24 lines, 23 comments, on Jul 25 4:42 AM 2007. In Humor, Cricket, Contest, Worcester Sauce
• The Petra Package!

  How I despair of parenthood –
  the dreaded package tour

  23 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 14 5:17 AM 2007. In Humor, contest
• The Pope and Michelangelo

  Ars longa - vita brevis.
  Pontifex esse nolo.

  152 lines, 43 comments, on Jun 9 11:08 PM 2006. In Humor
• The King's a fool!

  … those words rang round the banquet hall,
  and conversation ceased.

  28 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 1 5:00 AM 2008. In Humor
• The Forfar Drinker's Lament

  There’s a pub of great renown at the back of Forfar town
  Where my auld pal Jock MacAuley did his drinking.
  

  35 lines, 21 comments, on Feb 29 7:51 AM 2008. In Humor, Scottish, Personal
• Decisions, decisions

  “Which one to choose? What to decide?”

  17 lines, 26 comments, on Mar 9 1:54 AM 2008. In Humor, Rhyme, Sonnet, Renaissance
• “Whither” said my pal the Owl

  19 lines, 22 comments, on Mar 15 7:43 AM 2008. In Humor, Humour, To, Too, Two
• Address tae a sausage roll!

  17 lines, 23 comments, on May 2 2:46 AM 2008. In Humor, Scots, Parody
• O Torch! (par-ODE-y)

  28 lines, 19 comments, on Apr 7 3:22 PM 2008. In Humor, Humour
• “THAR SHE BLOWS!” or “I spotted Dick”

  49 lines, 34 comments, on Aug 18 12:24 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Humour
• death by deep-fried Mars

  31 lines, 24 comments, on Aug 30 12:34 AM 2008. In Humor, Humour, Food, Scotland
• Colours

  9 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 28 11:02 PM 2008. In Humor
• puss puss puss

  30 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 11 1:10 AM. In Adult, sort of adult anyway, you know what I mean, humor, I mean humour
• Scooby Rap - by Old Man Smithers and the Creepy Janitors

  Yo! Four teens and a dumb dog too!

  79 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 11 1:18 PM 2008. In Humor, Rap

• By me, right now

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by Mairi bheag

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