I have included children's poems in this list too. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed writing them
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There is a moose on the loose.
He chasing a goose. -
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Each night as I go to bed
overhead floorboards creak -
There once was a dog that went to the beach.
He thought that he was a shiek. -
Jerry is a mouse you see.
And he is as happy as can be. -
Hey gang come on down
to the beach and mess around. -
When I go to bed at night
I get my teddy and hold him tight. -
What are you looking at / this could be you / Living with this long neck / and living in a zoo / You think you have it bad / living out the
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I know that this does not look right / But it was love at first sight / Two souls that are joined as one / A cat and a mouse have fallen in love / Hey don't judge us this could be you / My brother Joe is i
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Alice was taking a walk one day.
In the merry month of May. -
Armed with my vacuum / duster in hand / I'm going to fight / take a stand / Little pink fuzzy bunnies / rolling all across the floor / Vacu
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While going to the restroom on a bright and shinny day.
I met a lion coming out with a large and enormous mane. -
I am just a baby can't you see,
all three foot of me. -
Toddler looking out / such a big world to explore / Mommy isn't watching / as she scoots across the floor / Such a bundle of joy / for all the world too see / She's on the move / laughing and free /
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Breaking the law / a puppy on the run / Speeding along / and having fun / Failed his drivers / Ed test today / So he stole a car / and sped
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Cows went out on the town last night.
They waited until dark, when there was not a person in sight. -
Three elves hiding in the snow,
they had no where else to go.132 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 19 11:05 AM 2006
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Oh no here they come / I can't close my eyes / Have too look at them / from every side / So many new clothes / in their hands / Watching th
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I'm getting tired of all / the noise and chatter / Wake up I'll tell you / what's the matter / Standing all day / in one place / While people bump / and disgrace / Hammering, painting / all the wh
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I am a little chicken as you can see.
So what an I doing with this egg that16 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 6 8:28 AM 2006. In Humor -
Who has dibbs on the toilet seat,
no matter who it should be neat.21 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 19 10:58 AM 2006. In Personal, Adult humor -
When you order a satellite dish,
make sure your not getting a line of rubbish. -
Our Christmas tree bit the dust today.
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Santa got stuck in our chimney,
one Christmas Eve. -
Sponge Bob is on the TV again.
As visions of sponges run through my head. -
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A Turkey sitting on a platter,
said 'Oh no something is the matter.' -
There was a *penguin* named Joe.
Who stepped on my foot and my toe. -
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I was just at the Dentist on Tuesday my friend.
I thought that the pain would never end. -
Three Cowboys out on the town.
Looking for love but none was to be found.17 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 30 12:06 PM 2006. In Humor -
What's up Little Buddy
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A Turkey said to all the other Turkey's in the pen.
It's Thanksgiving time again.22 lines, 16 comments, on Nov 10 11:02 AM 2006. In Humor
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Dinner for two sir if you please
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Cinderella lived
in a shoe -
Mary had a little tiger his stripes were black as night
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Alright people what's
a glass to do31 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 14 8:06 PM 2007. In Humor
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Officer please don't
take me away40 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 14 11:20 PM 2007. In Humor
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The doorbell rang / as I sprang from my bed / With my curlers / bouncing on my head / Grabbed my robe / but tripped and fell / Face landed
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I'm just a sofa
stuck in one place -
In the Winter while Santa's in his sleigh
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Hurry Genna we're
going to the zoo -
There's a Pixie in my toilet
and she won't come out28 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 20 9:43 AM 2007. In Humor
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Woke up this morning with
a smile upon my face -
I'm going to get a Lamborghini
and it will be real nice24 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 21 2:38 PM 2007. In Humor
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Where's the Hamster you ask of me
Do you think I know, do I look guilty -
ociffer is spelled wrong on purpose.0 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 21 9:56 PM 2007. In Humor
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It's eight and she'll
be coming soon34 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 21 10:37 PM 2007. In Humor
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I'm so sorry baby I didn't mean too25 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 23 9:02 AM 2007. In Humor
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Sleeping so soundly
please don't make a sound -
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"How do I love you?"
Let me count the ways28 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 25 3:11 PM 2007. In Humor
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My name is Redneck Barbie
some may think I'm insane -
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As I stumble to my kitchen my eyes still sleepy from the night
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I know your Mommy's favorite
the apple of her eye -
Have you seen my Teddy
I can't find him anywhere -
Please pass the Excedrin
and make it fast19 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 6 3:42 PM 2008. In Humor
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Oh no here
they come again -
My feet are hurting what's a women to do?18 lines, 3 comments, on May 3 3:13 PM 2008. In Humor
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The keg is almost empty
a few more drops to go20 lines, 9 comments, on May 3 3:40 PM 2008. In Humor
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I am not a scatterbrain
yes I'm really smart19 lines, 9 comments, on May 4 10:28 AM 2008. In Humor
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There's a Pixie in my covers
and she won't leave34 lines, 7 comments, on May 14 9:19 AM 2008. In Humor
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Someone stole my Big Butt
I don't know where it is33 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 28 11:42 AM 2007. In Humor
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No I won't move
I'm here for keeps37 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 2 3:46 PM 2008. In Humor
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Picture above is of my daughter Jasmine.
Going to the drive- thru -
Come on now quit
teasing with your tongue -
Reaching for the alarm clock
and smashing it on the head80 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 14 10:55 AM. In Humor
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Oh no you've caught me
I fear there is no escape -
Please forgive me darling
sorry I stayed out last night -
Come on my lovelies
I would not lead you astray -
Mommy please don't worry
I'm a big pup now -
Stop, oh no you don't
you think you are so sly -
Come on give me a kiss
you know I love you so -
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I'm telling Mom
you can't stop me -
Need a few things at Walmart
to get ready for tonight
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