List: Humor Poems

I have included children's poems in this list too. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed writing them

• Moose, I've Got A Goose On My Back!

  There is a moose on the loose.
  He chasing a goose.

  9 lines, 15 comments, on Feb 16 12:12 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, Thoughts
• A Camping Tale

  21 lines, 23 comments, on Jul 11 5:36 PM 2007. In Humor, Nature, Thoughts
• Floorboards

  Each night as I go to bed
  overhead floorboards creak

  50 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 29 7:04 PM 2007. In Humor, Noguest
• Dog At The Beach

  There once was a dog that went to the beach.
  He thought that he was a shiek.

  7 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 7 10:15 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• Tom And Jerry

  Jerry is a mouse you see.
  And he is as happy as can be.

  23 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 23 9:23 PM 2007. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts, Weird
• Dog Day At The Beach

  Hey gang come on down
  to the beach and mess around.

  13 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 6 7:32 AM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, Thoughts
• My Teddy Bear

  When I go to bed at night
  I get my teddy and hold him tight.

  16 lines, 16 comments, on Feb 8 4:52 AM 2007. In Childrens, Love, Thoughts
• What Are You Looking At?

  What are you looking at / this could be you / Living with this long neck / and living in a zoo / You think you have it bad / living out the

  30 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 12 8:34 AM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, Nature
• A Cat's Meow

  I know that this does not look right / But it was love at first sight / Two souls that are joined as one / A cat and a mouse have fallen in love / Hey don't judge us this could be you / My brother Joe is i

  9 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 1 1:36 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• Alice's Wonderful Journey

  Alice was taking a walk one day.
  In the merry month of May.

  34 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 23 4:17 PM 2007. In Fantasy, Personal, Thoughts, Weird
• Armed With A Vacuum ~4~

  Armed with my vacuum / duster in hand / I'm going to fight / take a stand / Little pink fuzzy bunnies / rolling all across the floor / Vacu

  28 lines, 18 comments, on Jul 23 8:14 AM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• Beware Of Dog?

  While going to the restroom on a bright and shinny day.
  I met a lion coming out with a large and enormous mane.

  19 lines, 80 comments, on Mar 12 2:09 PM 2007. In Humor, Other, Weird, Personal
• Baby Polar Bear Rap

  I am just a baby can't you see,
  all three foot of me.

  14 lines, 16 comments, on Jan 14 3:40 PM 2007. In Childrens, Nature, Humor, Lyrics
• A Toddler's Escape

  Toddler looking out / such a big world to explore / Mommy isn't watching / as she scoots across the floor / Such a bundle of joy / for all the world too see / She's on the move / laughing and free /

  25 lines, 20 comments, on Jul 13 10:24 AM 2007. In Life, Humor, Childrens, Thoughts
• Am I Stupid?

  23 lines, 46 comments, on Jul 7 10:01 AM 2006. In Personal, Humor
• Annual Farting Ball

  19 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 26 7:18 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor, Weird
• Breaking The Law

  Breaking the law / a puppy on the run / Speeding along / and having fun / Failed his drivers / Ed test today / So he stole a car / and sped

  30 lines, 20 comments, on Jul 15 10:09 AM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, noguest
• Cows Night On The Town

  Cows went out on the town last night.
  They waited until dark, when there was not a person in sight.

  25 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 22 10:52 AM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• Elves In Hiding

  Three elves hiding in the snow,
  they had no where else to go.

  132 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 19 11:05 AM 2006
• If Mirrors Could Talk

  Oh no here they come / I can't close my eyes / Have too look at them / from every side / So many new clothes / in their hands / Watching th

  18 lines, 24 comments, on Jul 16 11:44 AM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• Just a Wall?

  I'm getting tired of all / the noise and chatter / Wake up I'll tell you / what's the matter / Standing all day / in one place / While people bump / and disgrace / Hammering, painting / all the wh

  26 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 15 4:49 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• Little Chicken and the Big egg

  I am a little chicken as you can see.
  So what an I doing with this egg that

  16 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 6 8:28 AM 2006. In Humor
• Men

  Who has dibbs on the toilet seat,
  no matter who it should be neat.

  21 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 19 10:58 AM 2006. In Personal, Adult humor
• Nightmare Satellite TV

  When you order a satellite dish,
  make sure your not getting a line of rubbish.

  24 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 1 7:52 AM 2006. In Personal, Society
• Our Christmas Tree Bit The Dust

  Our Christmas tree bit the dust today.
  br

  20 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 2 8:36 PM 2006. In Humor, Personal
• Pants On Fire

  13 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 15 4:30 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, Adult
• Santa Is Stuck In My Chimney!!!

  Santa got stuck in our chimney,
  one Christmas Eve.

  32 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 18 2:15 PM 2006. In Humor, Other, Weird, Christmas
• Sponge Bob

  Sponge Bob is on the TV again.
  As visions of sponges run through my head.

  16 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 6 8:08 PM 2007. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts
• The Bathroom Hole in One

  12 lines, 13 comments, on Dec 29 8:49 AM 2006. In Adult, Humor, Weird
• The Turkey that Got Away

  A Turkey sitting on a platter,
  said 'Oh no something is the matter.'

  25 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 15 9:29 AM 2006. In Other, Humor
• Penguin Joe Goes To The Slammer

  There was a *penguin* named Joe.
  Who stepped on my foot and my toe.

  16 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 18 1:22 PM 2007. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts
• The Beer Express

  7 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 28 9:50 AM 2006. In Humor, Adult humor, Other
• The Dentist

  I was just at the Dentist on Tuesday my friend.
  I thought that the pain would never end.

  18 lines, 38 comments, on Mar 4 6:17 PM 2007. In Life, Other, Personal, Humor
• The Date

  It's Friday night and I can't wait / in an hour I need to pick up my date / Many mountains for me to climb / to make it to her den on time / This rose I have for you / to show my heart is true / Hope your rea

  21 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 7 2:15 PM 2007. In Humor, Love, Thoughts
• Where Are The Women?

  Three Cowboys out on the town.
  Looking for love but none was to be found.

  17 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 30 12:06 PM 2006. In Humor
• Gilligan's Island Once More

  What's up Little Buddy

  30 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 30 11:58 AM 2006. In Other, Humor
• Turkey Talk

  A Turkey said to all the other Turkey's in the pen.
  It's Thanksgiving time again.

  22 lines, 16 comments, on Nov 10 11:02 AM 2006. In Humor
• Ghostly Dinner

  Dinner for two sir if you please

  30 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 7 6:44 AM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• Unhappily Ever After

  Cinderella lived
  in a shoe

  44 lines, 28 comments, on Aug 8 8:24 AM 2007. In Humor, Fantasy, noguest
• Mary Had A Little Tiger

  Mary had a little tiger his stripes were black as night

  10 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 12 10:42 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• A Glasses Last Straw

  Alright people what's
  a glass to do

  31 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 14 8:06 PM 2007. In Humor
• Don't Forget Your Keys

  Officer please don't
  take me away

  40 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 14 11:20 PM 2007. In Humor
• Gator Salesman

  The doorbell rang / as I sprang from my bed / With my curlers / bouncing on my head / Grabbed my robe / but tripped and fell / Face landed

  54 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 28 9:59 AM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• A Sofa's Pleas

  I'm just a sofa
  stuck in one place

  30 lines, 21 comments, on Aug 16 4:45 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, noguest
• Easter Bunny Winter Blues

  In the Winter while Santa's in his sleigh

  23 lines, 18 comments, on Aug 18 7:38 AM 2007. In Humor, Funny
• A Trip With Genna To The Zoo

  Hurry Genna we're
  going to the zoo

  48 lines, 20 comments, on Aug 18 11:32 AM 2007. In Humor, Personal, For Genna
• There's a Pixie in my Toilet

  There's a Pixie in my toilet
  and she won't come out

  28 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 20 9:43 AM 2007. In Humor
• Home Sweet Home

  Woke up this morning with
  a smile upon my face

  35 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 20 9:14 PM 2007. In Humor, Funny, noguest
• A Plea of a Teenage Brat

  I'm going to get a Lamborghini
  and it will be real nice

  24 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 21 2:38 PM 2007. In Humor
• What Hamster?

  Where's the Hamster you ask of me
  Do you think I know, do I look guilty

  10 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 21 9:28 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• Things not to say when stopped for a speeding ticket

  ociffer is spelled wrong on purpose.

  0 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 21 9:56 PM 2007. In Humor
• Diary of a Feather Duster

  It's eight and she'll
  be coming soon

  34 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 21 10:37 PM 2007. In Humor
• The Apology

  I'm so sorry baby I didn't mean too

  25 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 23 9:02 AM 2007. In Humor
• Peaceful Sleep

  Sleeping so soundly
  please don't make a sound

  23 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 24 9:25 AM 2007. In Humor, love
• A Day In The Life Of A Toilet

  41 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 25 10:35 AM 2007. In Adult, Humor, noguest
• How Do I Love Thee?

  "How do I love you?"
  Let me count the ways

  28 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 25 3:11 PM 2007. In Humor
• Proud To Be A Redneck Barbie

  My name is Redneck Barbie
  some may think I'm insane

  34 lines, 30 comments, on Dec 20 2:39 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• A Day In The Life Of A Computer

  28 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 5 7:03 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• Where's My Coffee?

  As I stumble to my kitchen my eyes still sleepy from the night

  23 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 27 9:02 AM 2008. In Humor, Personal
• I'm Biggest!

  I know your Mommy's favorite
  the apple of her eye

  14 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 27 10:31 AM 2008. In Humor, Nature
• Where's My Teddy?

  Have you seen my Teddy
  I can't find him anywhere

  49 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 2 10:08 AM 2008. In Humor, Thoughts
• Tom Cat's NIght On The Town

  Please pass the Excedrin
  and make it fast

  19 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 6 3:42 PM 2008. In Humor
• A Microwave's Diary

  Oh no here
  they come again

  38 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 21 8:36 AM 2008. In Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• Painful Fashion Statement

  My feet are hurting what's a women to do?

  18 lines, 3 comments, on May 3 3:13 PM 2008. In Humor
• Hamster Heist

  The keg is almost empty
  a few more drops to go

  20 lines, 9 comments, on May 3 3:40 PM 2008. In Humor
• Scrumptious Buffet

  I am not a scatterbrain
  yes I'm really smart

  19 lines, 9 comments, on May 4 10:28 AM 2008. In Humor
• My Blankie Please!

  There's a Pixie in my covers
  and she won't leave

  34 lines, 7 comments, on May 14 9:19 AM 2008. In Humor
• Have You Seen My Big Butt?

  Someone stole my Big Butt
  I don't know where it is

  33 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 28 11:42 AM 2007. In Humor
• Kitty Demands

  No I won't move
  I'm here for keeps

  37 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 2 3:46 PM 2008. In Humor
• Drive-Thru Hop

  Picture above is of my daughter Jasmine.
  Going to the drive- thru

  24 lines, 13 comments, on Jun 8 5:08 PM 2008. In Humor, Personal
• Supercat

  Night-vision is so overrated!

  0 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 10 1:18 PM 2008. In Humor
• Caption

  Sibling rivalry at it's finest!

  0 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 10 1:22 PM 2008. In Humor
• Diary Of A Mad Ice Cream Cone

  Come on now quit
  teasing with your tongue

  36 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 4 8:58 AM 2008. In Humor, Weird
• Coffee Caper

  Reaching for the alarm clock
  and smashing it on the head

  80 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 14 10:55 AM. In Humor
• Caught in the Act!

  Oh no you've caught me
  I fear there is no escape

  30 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 22 12:29 PM. In Humor, Noguest
• The Break-Up

  Please forgive me darling
  sorry I stayed out last night

  32 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 22 9:19 PM. In Humor, Nature
• Don Juan the Rooster

  Come on my lovelies
  I would not lead you astray

  32 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 23 9:31 AM. In Humor, Noguest
• I'm A Big Pup Now

  Mommy please don't worry
  I'm a big pup now

  18 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 24 10:47 AM. In Humor, Nature, Noguest
• Pizza Pie Warden

  Stop, oh no you don't
  you think you are so sly

  17 lines, 17 comments, on Aug 25 9:34 AM. In Humor, Noguest
• Will You Still Marry Me?

  Come on give me a kiss
  you know I love you so

  33 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 28 9:54 AM. In Humor, Noguest
• DSWI ? Only Santa Knows

  41 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 28 12:39 PM. In Adult, Humor, Noguest
• Busted In The First Degree

  I'm telling Mom
  you can't stop me

  24 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 30 11:03 AM. In Humor, Noguest
• Preparing For A Visit

  Need a few things at Walmart
  to get ready for tonight

  24 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 5 3:07 PM. In Humor, Noguest

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by tawk

Categories: Funny, Humor

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