List: Humor

• (B)egging the Question

  Who’d put all eggs in one basket,
  bawls all begs in one ask it

  5 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 9 1:12 PM 2007. In Humor, Philosophy of Life. Reward
• A Logical Song and Reply - Parody Unknown Author

  A Logical Song / "Why, Chloe, thus squander your prime, / In debate between fear and temptation ? / If adulterous love be a crime, / Why quarrel with plain fornication? / But your beauties with age you

  44 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 22 10:24 AM 2007. In Love, Humor, Parody. Reward
• A to Z of all I hate

  A to Z of all I hate

  31 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 5 2:06 AM 2007. In Humor, Alliteration, Acrostic. Reward
• A Writers’ Guild Gild Guile Guide, Writers' Real Mirror Reflection Reel & other Kipling IF Parodies

  If you can write without cash motivation,
  Self-righteousness avoiding like the plague,

  250 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 23 10:13 PM 2007. In Humor, Poetics, Parody, Society, Thoughts. Reward
• AEIOU - layers of Love

  Unified

  8 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 9 9:25 AM 2007. In Love, Humor, Acrostic. Reward
• Alphabet Artistry

  Entertaining epistle’s extent e’er ensnare
  Easy erudition evident everywhere

  110 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 1 2:22 PM. In Alliteration, acrostic, writing, poetics, Alphabetical Jonathan Robin, Humor. Reward
• An authentically aware altruist adorns AP as author artist always a-musing and anathema all argument

  T urns to thread trust, truth, then tenderness.
  ONly ONe ONline ONeiric ONerousless
  

  14 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 14 11:06 AM 2007. In Humor, Alliteration, Acrostic, Sonnet
• ANTicipations, ANtics & ANTidotes

  An ant another ant can’t pass without enquiry ever,
  antennae act as looking glass

  24 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 1 3:18 AM 2007. In Humor, Love, Nature. Reward
• AP Pointed Appraisal and A Letter to AP Contest

  Dear AP I'm asked about blocking
  those who comments oft copy and paste,

  194 lines, 19 comments, on Apr 10 10:33 AM 2005. In Humor, Poetics, Parody. Reward
• APing Spike

  Ten thousand airy AP raps
  w[r]itting down ra[n]t hunch

  8 lines, 22 comments, on Jan 20 11:53 AM 2007. In Humor, Parody, Society, Writing. Reward
• Author's authoritative and artistically able alliteration answer

  Aristocratic amourist's angel,
  always admired, attracts acclaim,
  alliterative, amiable, admits artistic aim.

  23 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 24 1:21 PM. In Love, Humor, Alliteration. Reward
• Bees - Parody Joyce KILMER - Trees

  I think that I shall never seizeupon a greater buzz than bees, who note both breeze, precipitation, who
  vote for trees at pollen station

  33 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 8 9:21 PM 2007. In Humor, Nature, Parody. Reward
• Bernanke's Hanky Panky

  Bernanke's hanky-panky and economics cranky. reduces rates for yankee on Wall Street sleek and swanky.
  Bearded wonders lanky are sure to

  43 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 30 8:06 PM. In Society, Humor, Thoughts. Reward
• Boris Hugged Me & A Kiss, The Reply: Parodies LEIGH HUNT Jenny Kissed Me & Austin DOBSON A Kiss

  Boris hugged me when we met jumping up outside the Kremlin, Gorbo-chief who’d love to get a jump on time, why just stuff that inside your h

  78 lines, 2 comments, on May 26 2:46 PM. In Parody, Humor, Society, Love, Police Abuse. Reward
• Born Free

  For Adam’s-son was her mistress, to man and wife a toy, as in the bible all may guess, - the spare rib brought her joy !

  9 lines, 2 comments, on May 15 3:18 AM. In Humor, Nature, Life. Reward
• Break Break Break - Parody Alfred Tennyson - Break Break Break

  Break, break, break, of my bones both left and right, and I would that my tongue could butter rye bread, my teeth could bite !

  26 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 28 7:30 AM 2007. In Parody, Humor, Other. Reward
• Brown Study from the Lowlands

  embracing the "oh dear, hear three in a row !"

  19 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 1 6:41 AM. In Parody, Humor, Other
• Bushels cropped from Bush underhand to no Bush in the land - Spun High Ku does pun

  Seven years on top:
  Burnt out Bush comes a cropper,

  13 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 9 4:42 AM 2007. In Humor, Society, Haiku. Reward
• can haiku be written in 17 syllables or less

  syllable drop / ghosts of haiku yet to come / don't dig, turn grave

  2 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 14 10:54 AM 2007. In Humor, Haiku. Reward
• Carolling

  She thought she saw quite equal pay afforded equal work, she looked again and found it was a most unusual quirk. “That men should keep thei

  185 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 17 3:20 PM 2007. In Parody, Humor, Society. Reward
• Causus Belli

  We wanted nice Rice but she came with a whip,
  a sad, inexcusable C.I.A. slip.
  

  48 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 11 10:19 PM 2007. In Society, Humor, Parody. Reward
• Channel Tunnelling

  Whoever could indict a land so serene vents spleen !
  What other fields are brighter crops yellow, rust and greens ? what sense of humour l

  114 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 11 8:51 PM. In Humor, Life, Society. Reward
• Chimp Imp Pressions

  Chimp champion, ace trouble shooter,
  was placed face value by recruiter

  30 lines, 48 comments, on Feb 10 9:30 AM 2007. In Humor, Society. Reward
• Cocktail Tales

  Silk, satin, laces,
  hark lark, perks ! smirks lurk on jerks’
  X rated faces.

  5 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 3 8:11 AM. In Humor, Society. Reward
• Come flood with me, After Christopher MARLOWE Come Live with Me and Be my Love

  Come flood with me, sandbags remove, and see, at sea, cold water mark

  49 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 25 11:20 AM 2007. In Humor, Nature, Parody. Reward
• Come Live with me and be my Love : Bridge over troubled waters

  live with me, my partner be, and we will every contract make
  that tricky opportunity presents in life of bid and (s)take.

  46 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 6 10:09 AM 2005. In Society, Humor. Reward
• Conceit

  The witless hope of every hopeless wit !
  

  9 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 5 7:11 PM 2007. In Humor, Society. Reward
• Confusion first, then light

  Before big bang rang changes whose range remains in flux Our atoms then were strangers to call of ‘fiat lux’. Along came fission’s fusion

  59 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 14 4:35 AM 2007. In Humor, Society, Parody, Other. Reward
• Crossed Lines

  Here, once again, the lines of thought are threaded neatly, simply brought to heel, reined in, discreetly taught to underscore ideas.

  7 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 5 10:46 AM. In Humor, Writing, Other. Reward
• Daily Couplets

  Monday Morning, full of dread, we pray
  the postman no new bills will bring our way.

  24 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 16 10:19 PM 2007. In Society. Reward
• Definition

  thud upon empty spring stomach

  7 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 25 11:53 PM. In Humor, Society, Haiku, Acrostic. Reward
• Differences and Definitions English & French

  DIFFERENCES
  AND DEFINITIONS

  131 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 15 9:35 AM 2005. In Humor. Reward
• Disappointing View - after Shel Silverstein A point of View'

  Put in power lasts an hour, Sad damned man's did too, when the spell in spelling's broken, Shah "I ran" would rue.
  

  14 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 12 5:21 AM. In Humor, Society. Reward
• Eclectic Poems Glow

  Eclectic entries express emotion, effectively ensure enjoyment examined everywhere.

  20 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 9 9:11 AM 2007. In Poetics, Writing, Humor. Reward
• Eggs - Trees' Sons' Song Sans Treason - Parody Joyce KILMER - Trees

  I think that I could never beg for peg leg oblong as an egg. though eggs on toast all must adore except, when buttered, fall to floor.
  

  36 lines, 22 comments, on Aug 8 8:55 PM 2007. In Parody, Humor, Other. Reward
• Eternal Golden Braid - Escher, Gödel, Bach

  Escher, Gödel, Bach, together make mind's music tempo weather form to storm blocks, light as feather turn constraints most, far less clever

  116 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 6 8:14 AM. In Other. Reward
• EVEnt Attained, Enter Eve Entertained - The Night Before

  The night before, reared insincere head ugly, no dream-future clear could lighten load, elastoplast afforded hide-bound mind’s repast.
  

  34 lines, 3 comments, on May 26 6:35 PM. In Love, Humor. Reward
• F[r]og Blog - Parody Carl Sandburg ... Fog

  The frog, comes on little toed feet

  16 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 27 4:57 PM 2007. In Nature, Humor, Parody. Reward
• Fabulous Lent Rib

  FIT LINT, IF, FIN, IN FLINT to start FIRST phrase
  LIT, LATER LIFTS, OUR explanation clears,

  24 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 10 8:47 AM 2007. In Poetics, Acrostic, Sonnet, Humor
• Fake, fake, fake - Parody Alfred Tennyson - Break Break Break

  Fake, fake, fake
  on the canvas tau[gh]t I see,

  64 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 28 7:11 AM 2007. In Parody, Humor, Society
• Free Verse Rant against Free Verse

  One onwards plods petty, proasic,
  Even worse, with linguistic abuse,

  33 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 21 7:21 AM 2007. In Humor, Writing, Parody. Reward
• From Rana to Rani

  let bells be rung, your praise be sung, the marshy reeds among, -
  be welcome, come, together strum as here my tale’s well hung.

  20 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 7 11:49 PM. In Humor, Love. Reward
• Game of Life - Add Vice to a Lady

  If you’d win the game of life never sign as trophy wife, be content with lovers three: -
  

  31 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 10 8:06 AM 2007. In Love, Humor. Reward
• Gilt Written - after Shel Silverstein - Snowball

  I bade myself be trophy, as golden as could be, so Vivian and Sophie,on AP Poetry, could [g]ape at gilt reflection that shows my rhyme ahea

  37 lines, 21 comments, on Jun 7 7:44 AM. In Humor, Parody, Other. Reward
• Haiku - ConCATenation

  Curled on curlicue
  A split hair haiku can purr,
  Trapping mice on cue

  3 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 16 10:11 PM 2007. In Humor, Haiku, Poetics, Writing, Acrostic. Reward
• Haiku - Crystal Clear Credit

  Heaven and Earth meet over dew formality at the cloud bank's feet.

  4 lines, on Jul 17 11:09 AM 2007. In Nature, Haiku. Reward
• Haiku - Less may not be more

  Haiku traditions spurn inconstant syllables, partial positions

  3 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 14 10:23 AM 2007. In Humor, Haiku. Reward
• Haiku - Mariage de Dupes

  He: prehensile, vile,
  
  She: pretense aisle guile trial lasts

  3 lines, 5 comments, on May 24 7:55 PM. In Haiku, Love, Humor. Reward
• Haiku - Miss Understanding Miss

  Misunderstanding
  from heart of darkness issue
  tissues, sighs, white lies.

  3 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 3 6:37 PM 2007. In Love, Haiku, Society. Reward
• Haiku - Summer Heat

  SUn's beat, summer heat
  Mounting tide beside wide beach,
  MERmaid calls ... cold feet

  4 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 25 6:52 PM. In Acrostic, Haiku, Humor, Other, Nature. Reward
• Halloween

  Witches weaving through the air, whistle down from everywhere.

  39 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 10 10:53 AM 2007. In Other, Humor
• Happy he who like Ulysses - Parody Joachim du Bellay – Heureux qui comme Ulysse

  Happy he who like Ulysses has returned successful from his travels, or like he who sought the Golden Fleece, to rest well earned

  64 lines, on Feb 3 10:38 AM 2007. In Translation, Parody, Other, Humor, Sonnet, French
• Have a Ball !

  From vain complain move on again the sea is full of fish go take your pick as lips you lick so wickedly delish.

  24 lines, 24 comments, on Apr 6 9:35 AM. In Hope, Humor, Life
• Heraclitus and Heraclita

  Heraclitus, nothing fitter, met his cousin’s baby sitter

  51 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 13 8:11 AM 2007. In Humor, Love
• How Do I Parody ?

  How do I parody ? Let me count the ways. I parody in depth, with taste and with insight my mind may reach into your writing quite through A

  19 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 10 7:01 AM 2007. In Poetics, Writing, Humor, Parody, Love. Reward
• How to Write Poetry and Cut [N]ice

  impression compression expression

  10 lines, 35 comments, on Jan 28 3:05 AM 2007. In Humor, Writing. Reward
• HUMOUR PARODY : Mariage à la Modem

  Mariage
  à la modem

  36 lines, 20 comments, on Apr 14 5:02 AM 2005. In Love, Humor
• I remember, I remember - Past and Present after Thomas Hood and William Wordsworth - Lucy

  I remember, I remember the house where I was born
  before foreclosure took away the homestead I had sworn
  in good faith, all attest 'tis t

  67 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 2 9:04 PM. In Parody, Humor, Society. Reward
• In Gestation - For You I Wait - after John Skelton

  Growth rapid, great,
  Each cell array
  Sets D.N.A.

  57 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 13 9:07 AM. In Love, Time, Nature, Acrostic, Humor
• Inner Sense Lost or Lost Innocence ?

  Vine leaves in Eve's hair offer proof that the snake had tempted fair maiden to eat of the tree,

  13 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 10 6:08 AM 2007. In Humor, Society
• Intelligent Design

  electrons free charged you and me with mission key to play
  from cause/effect to Man erect - elected some would say -

  186 lines, 78 comments, on Apr 13 4:16 AM 2005. In Humor, Nature, Evolution, Society
• Kettle to Popocatépetl

  Bubbles boiling in the kettle test their mettle gainst
  the metal. Atoms, constantly turmoiling,pressure steam which soars uncoiling till i

  20 lines, 4 comments, on May 7 6:13 PM. In Life, Thoughts, Humor, Society
• Lasting Little Lusty Limerick Love Link Lullaby

  53 lines, 22 comments, on Feb 14 8:28 AM 2007. In Love, Humor, Adult
• Lifelong Learning

  No ducking responsibilities.

  7 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 13 2:31 PM 2007. In Other, Society. Reward
• Longjump or High Jump over the Old Pond - Haiku after BASHO

  Away from old pond

  5 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 30 5:43 PM 2007. In Humor, Parody, Haiku, Life and Death. Reward
• Lost for Words

  As interlocking lines of thought are threaded neatly, tautly brought to heel

  7 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 1 4:47 AM 2007. In Writing, Humor. Reward
• Magnetic Mandy

  you’ll burn if you bandy
  about with the boys !

  79 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 31 3:28 PM. In Love, Humor, Parody
• Mariage à la Modem – HTML - How The Men Lie !

  All the world's a screen - we mean all men and women merely payers, they have their passwords and their logins pat, and when online each pl

  39 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 29 4:00 PM. In Humor, Parody, Society, Love
• Marriage of Two Minds

  Let not into the marriage of two minds
  Admit expedience. Love is not love

  19 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 13 12:58 PM 2007. In Love, Humor, Parody
• Mary had a Little Vamp and other parodies

  Mary had a little vamp, whose teeth were white as snow,

  50 lines, 25 comments, on May 3 7:58 AM 2007. In Humor, Parody, Other
• Miss South Carolina putting America on the Map

  Universal truth spins like a top
  Such as 'I rack' 'I ran' from pole to hole,

  16 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 30 5:17 AM 2007. In Humor, Acrostic Sonnet, Society
• Mother Tongue Wrung - Exeter Book Riddle - Translation - Parody

  A gourmand moth by night, unheard, had guzzled
  the words by day enlightened man might write.
  That God should tolerate their fate I’m puzz

  27 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 4 12:50 AM 2007. In Other, Translation, Parody, Humor. Reward
• Mystiques : Amor Omnia Vincit - written tongue in cheek

  They cheek to cheek ...

  49 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 30 6:10 AM 2007. In Humor, Love
• Need the warld keVIn ? - Parody Robert BURNS - Comin' thro' the Rye

  Gin the poet – AP poet -
  sense of humour wry,
  Rye missspell and never know it,

  25 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 23 12:20 AM 2007. In Humor, Writing, Parody. Reward
• No Closure Caesura for Foreclosure's Stor[m]y Seize Usury

  Bernanke expounds,
  dollar [g]reefs on global seizure
  sum subprime surrounds

  14 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 12 5:32 AM. In Society, Haiku. Reward
• Noise and Equipoise

  Noise: an echo where energy toys with a world whose half-life it destroys, this while reader, ecstatic, with bright smile enigmatic, sees t

  16 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 15 3:20 PM 2007. In Other
• Of Flies and Men

  Why should not every fly deserve an epitaph,
  distinctive niche retain to archive its descent

  20 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 9 7:01 AM 2007. In Society, Life, Sonnet
• Of Mice and Maids

  Mice and maids cry rats

  9 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 26 5:48 AM 2007. In Humor, Haiku. Reward
• On Love's Labours Lost ... Much Ado about Nothing ? ... or Other Fishes in the See

  If pain in heart and thought in head
  reads thought in heart when pain is fled

  39 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 4 9:25 PM 2007. In Love, Life, Hope, Humor
• Once more unto the form fair friends

  Take pen in hand and you shall see
  verse true to celtic poetry

  7 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 24 8:21 AM. In Humor, Writing, Poetics. Reward
• Orange Rose - after John Boyle O'REILLY White Rose

  yet an Orange rose, bright, buoyant, leaves red, white, in grey shade, its petals flame flamboyant ! of such are poems made...
  

  66 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 5 8:15 PM 2007. In Love, Humor, Parody. Reward
• Penny Wise ?

  Woman is a paradox, she heights and depths both plumbs :

  17 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 18 2:04 PM 2007. In Humor, Society
• Phishing Parabola Haiku

  Big fish in small pond
  swallow identities, leave
  bare beyond despond

  16 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 6 8:56 AM. In Society, Haiku. Reward
• Piles of Grease - cant cantine after Lord Byron's canto : Isles of Greece

  Piled mountains look a marathon,
  and marathon finds me at sea:

  83 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 18 1:18 PM 2007. In Society, Humor, Parody. Reward
• Point Made

  If false is truth’s mirrored reflection, if life and death spin/share same coin, then what is the point of perfection when opposites ever m

  49 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 18 6:27 AM 2007. In Society, Life, Humor, Time
• Polyacrostic Palimpsest - Manuscript

  My muse in rhyme here's summoned to adorn,
  
  Answering prayer deep, heart loud and clear

  83 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 5 7:37 AM 2007. In Humor, Other, Polyacrostic Palimpsest
• Puss and Mus

  puss examples useful picks -
  playing games may offer kicks -
  

  28 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 26 3:09 PM 2007. In Humor, Nature
• Rain, rain, rain - Parody Alfred TENNYSON - Break, Break, Break

  Rain, rain, rain
  on my pain pane shuttered quite,
  

  34 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 27 9:45 PM 2007. In Nature, Humor, Parody
• Research on Cinderella - after Shel Silverstein In search of Cinderella

  I'd seek the perfect ankle,from dawn 'til dusk I'd stretch my hand to virgin, husk, not you ! perceptions change, oh dear, they do ! perfec

  12 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 12 4:34 AM. In Hope, Parody, Other. Reward
• S(t)alking Mirror Sestina - CV in hand

  I subtle sense within sestina fit,
  Stalking pseudo is not hard to talk,
  Away for those with golden goblet lit

  95 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 12 10:45 AM 2007. In Humor, Love, Poetics, Sestina, Writing
• Same Cottage – Yet Another Time - Parody Cottage Song - John DRINKWATER & Max BEERBOHM

  Morning and night I search for song-bird on its perch,

  26 lines, on Jul 22 1:24 PM 2007. In Humor, Nature, Parody
• Sandrine Dreams

  Sense, selflessness, strength surely signed,

  16 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 13 7:31 AM 2007. In Love, Humor, Alliteration. Reward
• She'll boot her Commuter - Taken for a Hairy Ride

  Computing commuters hirsute

  31 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 28 1:29 PM 2007. In Humor, Love, Limerick
• Sprinkle Drinkle in the Bar

  Sprinkle drinkle in the bar
  how I wonder what side car
  I’ll rush into as some knight

  43 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 4 6:15 AM 2007. In Humor, Society, Parody
• Standing out for the outstanding Come laugh, share, contribute AP Parody link 42 poems 19 players

  a night, what delight beyond dreams !
  a week would be bliss I would bleed for,

  793 lines, 65 comments, on Apr 4 7:25 PM 2005. In Love, Humor
• Stringing A long and short of it

  Skelton dealt on terse taut verse taught strung list
  tongue twist fast rhyme last time think sends wink ends
  

  10 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 8 7:07 PM. In Writing, Poetics, Humor
• Successive Signals

  Spicy silver scented shower spray surrepticiously soothes suffering soul.

  14 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 30 2:33 PM 2007. In Alliteration, Love, Humor
• Tarantella for Cinderella

  Do you remember the Ball, Cinderella, do you recall the Ball ?

  31 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 14 12:37 PM 2007. In Humor, Love
• Tarantella with an Umbrella during the Drought

  Climate change extends the desert's range as strange insects advance northwards ... and polar bears lose their thinking caps

  55 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 14 12:43 PM 2007. In Humor, Nature, Parody;
• Tease - Parody Joyce KILMER 1888_1918 - Trees

  I think I think I'm really me, -
  I'm free I think to think I'm free -

  31 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 9 10:03 AM 2007. In Humor, Society, Parody, Spiritual
• Temptation

  Out on a limb, oh

  2 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 5 3:42 PM 2007. In Haiku, Other, Humor. Reward
• The Bookworm after Robert BURNS 1759_1796 – The Bookworm

  The worm squirmed as he swore that all bindings were a bore as he burrowed all the more between the leaves;

  21 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 17 9:41 PM 2007. In Poetics, Writing, Parody
• The House that Kevin Built

  Buzzwords b[l]eached by pompos_city unhinge the foundations of poetic experience. Quickie contests
  try patience of city zen sitting on a m

  20 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 5 5:45 PM 2007. In Humor, Poetics, Parody, Society, Thoughts. Reward
• The Hunter

  The eagle-eyed Great Tawny Owl is hardly an elegant fowl,
  diving down from his bower round the tall ivied tower,

  29 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 4 9:38 AM 2007. In Nature
• The Lake Isles

  I will surprise now, and let the beer flow free,

  75 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 14 4:47 AM 2007. In Parody, Society
• The Mobile Pass-ee - after Bret Harte and Arthur Clement Hilton

  Which I wish to remark, and my language is plain, for marks up to the mark, with no need to complain, the mobile Pass-ee is peculiar, and t

  171 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 11 10:30 PM 2007. In Humor, Society, Parody
• To Block or Not to Block, that is the Question

  Dear friends a fresh contest has started
  how to respond, what to change,

  34 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 20 12:54 PM 2007. In Society, Parody, Writing
• Tree-son

  “I cannot tell a lie !
  ‘Twas I, unworthy, axed its taxed trunk brown.”

  14 lines, 1 comment, 2 days ago. In Humor, History
• Trees' Breeze - Parody Joyce KILMER 1888_1918 - Trees

  I’m sure I'll never feel a breeze
  as soft as reels pure poet's frieze.

  35 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 9 10:20 AM 2007. In Humor, Poetics, Writing
• Trees-Son Able Poets - Parody Joyce KILMER - Trees

  “'Art for Art's sake', pray, set no fee”
  some say subjectively to be

  42 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 9 9:47 AM 2007. In Humor, Poetics, Parody
• Tree’s Frogs

  I think that I shall never fail
  to see with glee a frog full pail

  198 lines, 18 comments, on Jan 18 6:30 PM 2007. In Nature, Humor, Parody
• Triptych Stitch Sandwich Trip Tip

  Drip, drip, drip, slip trip
  trickle ignores Time’s sickle
  drop, drop, drop crypt tic

  47 lines, 4 comments, on May 23 6:23 AM. In Writing, Polyacrostic, Humor, Palindrome, Palimpsest, Poetics, Sonnet, Haiku. Reward
• True Marriage of Two Minds

  Let none within true marriage of two minds admit expedience.

  15 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 14 12:17 PM 2007. In Love, Humor, Parody
• Up the Garden Path

  Up the garden path she led him, -

  9 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 11 11:09 PM 2007. In Humor, Love
• Upwardly Mobile Breasts

  130 lines, 60 comments, on Feb 2 8:32 PM 2007. In Love, Society, Humor, Adult. Reward
• Vain Critics' High Cue Eye Owe You

  Is bottle half full
  when white print on black background
  mocks vain critics' pull ?

  4 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 29 6:41 PM. In Haiku, Humor, Writing, Poetics. Reward
• Waning is What ?

  Pipe-dreams redundant, darkness abundant,
  ambitions ascendant become wraith dependant,
  former incumbent forever recumbent,

  76 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 10 6:57 AM 2007. In Parody, Society, Time. Reward
• When I was oxygenic and [s]he two hydro genes

  From chaos sprung our meeting, a marriage of convenience
  the which our rhymes are sweeting so judge linked lines with lenience.
  

  104 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 12 5:12 PM 2007. In Nature, Humor, Thoughts
• Why WILL The Girls Refuse ?

  Why will the girls refuse, mamma,
  why will the girls refuse ? For every time one turns me down I throw a fit of blues.

  101 lines, 49 comments, on Dec 25 7:29 AM 2006. In Humor, Love, Hope
• You are Old, Mother Jillian

  "Though you’re old, Mother Jillian", the fresh clone said,

  249 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 14 6:41 AM 2007. In Humor, Society, Contemporary

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