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Who puts all eggs in one basket,
bawls all begs in one ask it
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Some sunbathing saurians saw tasty morsel descend to sea floor, munch crunch in a bunch seemed lunch packet - a hunch to be put to the test
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In seduction I lack not one whit in the sack, she kissed me right back like that, without sorrow,
12 lines, 5 comments,
on Oct 12 12:13 AM 2008. In Humor, Love
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"Why, Chloe, thus squander your prime, in debate between fear and temptation? If adulterous love be a crime, why quarrel with plain fornica
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Grandma, Grandpa, greeting guests,
Green gardens, gold rings, games to guess.
Gold Moon transformed despite protest.
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Artists inarticulate, Billionaires bears, bulls would bate, Careless kids insatiate, Domination by dread State, Effete fools effeminate
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As nature hates a vacuum NOTHING can be but a figment fragment second-guessed. Reality and dreams combine, their quest is thus to...
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If you can write without cash motivation,
Self-righteousness avoiding like the plague,
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Pray day
In the way day
Out of the way slay day.
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Entertaining epistle’s extent e’er ensnare
Easy erudition evident everywhere
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Oh, what avails a pretty face with beauty creams besprinkled,
as Father Time wins every race, soon age Life’s page has wrinkled.
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T urns to thread trust, truth, then tenderness.
ONly ONe ONline ONeiric ONerousless
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O hush thee, my baby, the time will soon come when limbs won’t be needed, though don’t you look glum ! in many millenia still there will be
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There’s a story some tell, (here in verse we excel) ,
truth from falsehood intent on distilling,
of a slave, Androcel, and a snell lion
81 lines, 9 comments,
on Sep 21 2:55 PM 2008. In Humor, Society
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An ant another ant can’t pass without enquiry ever, antennae act as looking glass Let telepathic tendrils touch, test out best nest expecti
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Dear AP I'm asked about blocking those who comments oft copy and paste, and those who insults in their stocking include, who good-feeling w
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Ten thousand airy AP raps
w[r]itting down ra[n]t hunch
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Harsh discords mock unmetered toil,
all editors efface them,
as blanker lines from blank uncoil
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Aristocratic amourist's angel,
always admired, attracts acclaim,
alliterative, amiable, admits artistic aim.
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I think that I shall never seizeupon a greater buzz than bees, who note both breeze, precipitation, who vote for trees at pollen station
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Bernanke's hanky-panky and economics cranky. reduces rates for yankee on Wall Street sleek and swanky.
Bearded wonders lanky are sure to
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Boris hugged me when we met jumping up outside the Kremlin, Gorbo-chief who’d love to get a jump on time, why just stuff that inside your h
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For Adam’s-son was her mistress, to man and wife a toy, as in the bible all may guess, - the spare rib brought her joy !
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Break, break, break, of my bones both left and right, and I would that my tongue could butter rye bread, my teeth could bite !
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embracing the "oh dear, hear three in a row !"
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Seven years on top:
Burnt out Bush comes a cropper,
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To make true change it takes a Biden and one B. One Biden and a B. And reverie. But reverie alone won't do 'til Palin's blue.
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can crime pay in our heyday white collar ?
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syllable drop / ghosts of haiku yet to come / don't dig, turn grave
6 lines, 1 comment,
on Jul 14 10:54 AM 2007. In Humor, Haiku
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She thought she saw quite equal pay afforded equal work, she looked again and found it was a most unusual quirk. “That men should keep thei
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Siren solo seas
scans, thinks bond links, winks, shows kinks
Wrong pray song prey sees
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We wanted nice Rice but she came with a whip,
a sad, inexcusable C.I.A. slip.
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Whoever could indict a land so serene vents spleen !
What other fields are brighter crops yellow, rust and greens ? what sense of humour l
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Chimp champion, ace trouble shooter,
was placed face value by recruiter
30 lines, 65 comments,
on Feb 10 9:30 AM 2007. In Humor, Society
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Silk, satin, laces,
hark lark, perks ! smirks lurk on jerks’
X rated faces.
18 lines, 20 comments,
on Mar 3 8:11 AM 2008. In Humor, Society
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Come flood with me, sandbags remove, and see, at sea, cold water mark
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live with me, my partner be, and we will every contract make
that tricky opportunity presents in life of bid and (s)take.
47 lines, 4 comments,
on Apr 6 10:09 AM 2005. In Society, Humor
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Commuting's fun once begun ! Morn, rise with sun - Milk, tea, bun. Unto station run, train don’t shun.
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The witless hope of every hopeless wit !
5 lines, 11 comments,
on Feb 5 7:11 PM 2007. In Humor, Society
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Before big bang rang changes whose range remains in flux Our atoms then were strangers to call of ‘fiat lux’. Along came fission’s fusion
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Here inklings linking lines of thought are threaded neatly, simply brought to heel, reined in, discreetly taught to underscore ideas.
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Monday Morning, full of dread, we pray
the postman no new bills will bring our way.
21 lines, 6 comments,
on Aug 16 10:19 PM 2007. In Society
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thud upon empty spring stomach
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Hussein and the Pushy-Cat sent for free Electoral College vote,
poured pork-barrel honey, and plenty of money guaranteed by a Lehmann not
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Replied Brother in C. : ‘To mistake, maître D.
sole for soul as you tell, augurs almost of Hell,
Satan’s clause, roast coal fire. But you
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DIFFERENCES
AND DEFINITIONS
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Put in power lasts an hour, Sad damned man's did too, when the spell in spelling's broken, Shah "I ran" would rue.
13 lines, 2 comments,
on Jun 12 5:21 AM 2008. In Humor, Society
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Unemployment’s cure
to be sure shall soon be seen
in sine_cure lure.
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Another line for number nine,
begin again with number ten.
9 lines, 7 comments,
on Jan 20 8:05 AM. In Love, Humor
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Trace race reels on haphazardly till passed up, by time's bank foreclosed, to ‘Standard Poor’ metamorphosed as mind grinds heartfelt hopes
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Acrostic masking kabbalistic meanings beneath intellectual pizzazZ.
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I've never cowed to purple prose I know I'll never write it, for each true writer always knows hand stretched finds critics bite it.
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Eclectic entries express emotion, effectively ensure enjoyment examined everywhere.
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I think that I could never beg for peg leg oblong as an egg. though eggs on toast all must adore except, when buttered, fall to floor.
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Ends pointed, tusk spears.
Flanks walls, pack I derm trunk snake
ANSwer: tale’s trumpets awake.
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Away from ego poet channels verse in secret hope the centuries rehearse some tithe of sentiments both well expressed and pertinent to tomor
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Escher, Gödel, Bach, together make mind's music tempo weather form to storm blocks, light as feather turn constraints most, far less clever
117 lines, 40 comments,
on Apr 6 8:14 AM 2008. In Other
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The night before, reared insincere head ugly, no dream-future clear could lighten load, elastoplast afforded hide-bound mind’s repast.
34 lines, 4 comments,
on May 26 6:35 PM 2008. In Love, Humor
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The frog, comes on little toed feet
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FIT LINT, IF, FIN, IN FLINT to start FIRST phrase
LIT, LATER LIFTS, OUR explanation clears,
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Fake, fake, fake on the canvas tau[gh]t I see, while the auction records tumble – uncounterfeited glee !
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Past tears have taken measure of losing precious treasure,
but parting seems slight pleasure when sharing hopes again.
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One onwards plods petty, proasic,
Even worse, with linguistic abuse,
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I was wide open door naught could close ! I was stride more than pretty please pose ! Yet life's cycle's spun ugly, bug so snug in a ruggly
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let bells be rung, your praise be sung, the marshy reeds among, -
be welcome, come, together strum as here my tale’s well hung.
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If you’d win the game of life never sign as trophy wife, happiness is lovers three: one to cook, clean, fire for you, one to sire four chil
39 lines, 56 comments,
on Sep 10 8:06 AM 2007. In Love, Humor
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Gather stashed chips up while you may, for time's chimes are a- flying,
though luck still sees the light today soon boon may be denying.
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When Tom cats call, all caterwaul, deem decibels delightful,
some won’t play ball - light sleepers bawl fortissimo and frightful.
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They say who play at blindman's buff, verse trophies strive to gain, that lines time challenge long enough won’t find their waiting vain.
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I bade myself be trophy, as golden as could be, so Vivian and Sophie,on AP Poetry, could [g]ape at gilt reflection that shows my rhyme ahea
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Moon, sun, both celebrate, awash with happiness,
AUtonomy: linked hands in twinkling osmosis
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Curled on curlicue
A split hair haiku can purr,
Trapping mice on cue
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Heaven and Earth meet over dew formality at the cloud bank's feet.
7 lines, 2 comments,
on Jul 17 11:09 AM 2007. In Nature, Haiku
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One ova, unheard, -
Waiting, longed to be egged on ...
Listen - mocking bird !
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Misunderstanding
may lead to happy landing
miss understanding.
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Tangled shoe laces
zag-zignificantly seem
drunk spider's traces
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Lateral thinking
overspills the boundaries
of the mind, winking
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Haiku traditions spurn inconstant syllables, partial positions
3 lines, 3 comments,
on Jul 14 10:23 AM 2007. In Humor, Haiku
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He: prehensile, vile,
She: pretense aisle guile trial lasts
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Misunderstanding
from heart of darkness issue
tissues, sighs, white lies.
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‘Love me ! ’ loud she cried.
None replied. ‘Then, at the least,
notice me ! ’ she sighed.
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All's well that ends well
Much ado about nothing ...
Tale of two cities...
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SUn's beat, summer heat
Mounting tide beside wide beach,
MERmaid calls ... cold feet
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Thus pen and inkles
etch link lined identities
where ink page sprinkles.
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Is bottle half full
when white print on black background
mocks vain critics' pull ?
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Witches weaving through the air, whistle down from everywhere. Moonlit clouds they swiftly sweep,
up and over, hover, peep - Mountains of
46 lines, 31 comments,
on Jul 10 10:53 AM 2007. In Other, Humor
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Men, bizarre,
Chuckle they are born to lead, indeed
Know not that lead in head leads to poor breed !
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"Wolfe's mad as a hatter !" said French to their King, "He should bite my commanders" the latter replied, "For when victory smiles one says
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From vain complain move on again see sea's brim full of fish, go take your pick as lips you lick so wickedly delish.
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Has 'Chance' ever sought to undo events it engenders, whose aim links Cause and Effect, threads into life's wonder it treads
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Heraclitus, spendthrift flitter, met his sister's baby sitter, titty Kitty Heraclita, title tailor made to fit ‘er.
Heraclitus, every bit
56 lines, 14 comments,
on Jun 13 8:11 AM 2007. In Humor, Love
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Home they brought her lap-top dead,
got her back up, loud she cried,
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Warped window panes, if not antiques, are holey, front door creaks, we’re far too far from chic boutiques, unbid by arab sheiks.
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Bubbles boiling in the kettle test their mettle gainst
the metal. Atoms, constantly turmoiling,pressure steam which soars uncoiling
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How true I parody ? Let me count the ways.
I parody in depth, taste copy paste insight,
my mind stretch sketches through your writing q
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How often may one meet
‘antidisestablishmentarianism’
in a poem, complete ?
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impression compression expression
7 lines, 56 comments,
on Jan 28 3:05 AM 2007. In Humor, Writing
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31 lines, 23 comments,
on Apr 14 5:02 AM 2005. In Love, Humor
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The eagle-eyed Great Tawny Owl is hardly an elegant fowl, diving down from his bower round the tall ivied tower,
31 lines, 3 comments,
on Sep 4 9:38 AM 2007. In Nature
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I remember, I remember the house where I was born
before foreclosure took away the homestead I had sworn
in good faith, all attest 'tis t
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If men could read in fee_male thoughts
then states would triple child supports,
and second states would not be torts
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If you can keep your cheese while few about you are holding onto theirs', all envy ease.
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WHO had not erred, its warnings stand, world governments well knew my trick preferred all understand - through species hop on cue.
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Growth rapid, great,
Each cell array
Sets D.N.A.
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Is passion palled by plenitude, or desecrated, sated ? castrated by its magnitude, once baited is abated ? Is passion passing interlude
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So stay content with what life's lent, 'I'm perfect spouse delightful who pays the rent AND can't be bent' may turn out nightmare frightful
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Vine leaves in Eve's hair offer proof that the snake had tempted fair maiden to eat of the tree, a damned shame from Eden she had to flee
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electrons free charged you and me with mission key to play from cause/effect to Man erect - elected some would say -
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'Cause Sarah would not stop for B. he put a stop to me; elections held November 4 proved Immorality.
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Experience guide's moral, learn :
No-one should beltless sail renew !
30 lines, 4 comments,
on Mar 24 11:14 AM. In Humor, Other
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“O, what can ail thee, stay-at-home, O nappy-changer muscle bound, with withered wedge beard, lips a-foam, frustration crowned ?
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REsponsible reponse reveals real reel
Enlacing embellishment empyreal.
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REsponsible reponse reveals real reel
Enlacing embellishment empyreal.
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Lead wed to wood would draw
Each sentiment man meant
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Love, lacking cold and hotage
content, crust, mess of potage
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If from shared smiles the future springs
Can soft words wake a heart which waits
In hope for scope and joyful dates ?
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No ducking responsibilities.
8 lines, 5 comments,
on Jul 13 2:31 PM 2007. In Other, Society
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Uncut is Cupid’s knot, bow arrrow shorn,
Time flees, betrayal mortal men must mourn.
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As interlocking lines of thought are threaded neatly, tautly brought to heel, reined in, discreetly taught to underscore ideas,
19 lines, 13 comments,
on Jul 1 4:47 AM 2007. In Writing, Humor
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It coiled unknown, for few signs show when snakes’ eyes fix on thee, - but it’s transfixed my sole, and, oh, the difference to me !
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Oh Magnetic Mandy though ever so handy you’ll burn if you bandy about with the boys ! eyes blue and hair sandy, oh wouldn’t it grand be
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Let not into the marriage of two minds
Admit expedience. Love is not love
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Mary had a little vamp, whose teeth were white as snow, each night from sightly vent – no cramp - the crimson droplets flow.
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CARPE DIEM’s intrinsically unwhimsical cryptic mystic slick MAD RECIPE lick may DICE, REMAP anagrams to activate grammatical analogies thro
57 lines, 4 comments,
on Sep 13 8:46 AM. In Vers Libres, Humor, Spiritual, Thoughts, Weird, Society, Life, Other, Contemporary
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from flight bright feathered pheasant falls.
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A gourmand moth by night, unheard, had guzzled
the words by day enlightened man might write.
That God should tolerate their fate I’m puzz
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He peeks she physiques beaut ... ekes. They cheek to cheek ...
47 lines, 13 comments,
on Nov 30 6:10 AM 2007. In Humor, Love
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Gin the poet – AP poet -
sense of humour wry,
Rye missspell and never know it,
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Bernanke expounds,
dollar [g]reefs on global seizure
sum subprime surrounds
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Why should not every fly deserve an epitaph,
distinctive niche retain to archive its descent
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Mice and maids cry rats
16 lines, 16 comments,
on Jul 26 5:48 AM 2007. In Humor, Haiku
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Much have I rummaged, bartered books for gold, and many goodly states of Shakespeare seen, round many stalls and book fairs have I been whi
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If pain in heart and thought in head
reads thought in heart when pain is fled
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Take pen in hand and you shall see
verse true to celtic poetry
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All their world’s a page, and all the players Internet addicted, they have their resumés, their pseudonyms, each actor for a time plays man
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yet an Orange rose, bright, buoyant, leaves red, white, in grey shade, its petals flame flamboyant ! of such are poems made...
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I am round, perfect found,to Omega from Alpha I ALL do embrace and though for tail lashing you’re eager once you’re in membrane thin I’ll
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Arthur Abacus' Approval Application
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Woman is a paradox, maid man, unmade-up, shocks :
first fair, then jet, straight, curly locks preferring spends her pounds in losing pound
13 lines, 13 comments,
on Jul 18 2:04 PM 2007. In Humor, Society
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Pathway towards parthenogenesis
though today’s Science Fiction may seem,
5 lines, 3 comments,
on Oct 12 8:53 AM 2008. In Humor, Nature
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It takes quite some gumption to stake on assumption that innocence offers fair flare for human consumption is based on presumption that foo
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Big fish in small pond
swallow identities, leave
bare beyond despond
17 lines, 3 comments,
on Apr 6 8:56 AM 2008. In Society, Haiku
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Piled mountains look a marathon,
and marathon finds me at sea:
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Is it cramp from the damp as we camp
for excitement removes trace of cramp ?
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If false is truth’s mirrored reflection, if life and death spin/share same coin, then what is the point of perfection when opposites
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My muse in rhyme here's summoned to adorn,
Answering prayer deep, heart loud and clear
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puss examples useful picks -
playing games may offer kicks -
30 lines, 27 comments,
on Nov 26 3:09 PM 2007. In Humor, Nature
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Rain, rain, rain
on my pain pane shuttered quite,
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I'd seek the perfect ankle,from dawn 'til dusk I'd stretch my hand to virgin, husk, not you ! perceptions change, oh dear, they do ! perfec
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I subtle sense within sestina fit,
Stalking pseudo is not hard to talk,
Away for those with golden goblet lit
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Gleeful, freely she shares spring song, Lets
Exciting dance advance, spurs on joy’s Sighs.
Time for change as heart with head A
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Morning and night I search for song-bird on its perch,
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Air angelic artlessly aligned.
My miracle, myth, music, mistress, mate,
Serenity sustained shall senses sate.
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Stem cell to stern tale
aqua_batic genesis
thereon hangs a tail
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She wandered lonely in a crowd that fills the Internet for thrills,
when all at once she thought aloud, hosts surfing, toasting golden pi
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Computing commuters hirsute bawdy brutes are in collar and suit, they, as train hoots toot-toot, spy true beauty who’s cute, on the fly giv
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splice more DNA for cloning today
with no zoning law to unwind them...
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Multinational eggplants yoking humankind led merry maypole spin dance prehensile non-aligned
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unlike the lowly potato no vegetable, fruit yellow
to bunch for brunch or sandwich, tea :
sprawl scrawl hastes good taste poetry.
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If we could blow Monsanto to smithereens and seed
some soul-song esperanto, a brave new world not panto
mime of untimely greed,then joy
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Spidey, spider, biding time, reinforces reeling rhyme, scuttling hither, thither, waits sliding stealthily relates patience monumental whic
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Kind kine we see through ultra-violet light
seem now to be cowed phantoms of de-light -
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Sprinkle drinkle in the bar
how I wonder what side car
I’ll rush into as some knight
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Stake, stake, stake,
on the green felt fabric thrown, -
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a night, what delight beyond dreams !
a week would be bliss I would bleed for,
793 lines, 65 comments,
on Apr 4 7:25 PM 2005. In Love, Humor
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Except from bone to boner bonny bride
too often leaps before she learns to ride ...
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Skelton dealt on terse taut verse taught strung list
tongue twist fast rhyme last time think sends wink ends
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Spicy silver scented shower spray surrepticiously soothes suffering soul.
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Beware mad Madoff Ponzi schemes as global crisis deepens,
which threaten true American dreams as housing value cheapens.
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Do you remember the Ball, Cinderella, do you recall the Ball ?
31 lines, 4 comments,
on Jan 14 12:37 PM 2007. In Humor, Love
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Climate change extends the desert's range as strange insects advance northwards ... and polar bears lose their thinking caps
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Poems divine are made by me, -
but what is God, and where is She ?
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The worm squirmed as he swore that all bindings were a bore as he burrowed all the more between the leaves;
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If your friendships you’d cement by behaviour sapient,
avoid disillusionment by tactful expedient, -
‘tis best the question to prevent !
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Buzzwords b[l]eached by pompos_city unhinge the foundations of poetic experience. Quickie contests try patience of city zen sitting on
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I will arise and go now, go to the polling booth,
and ink a small neat cross there, of hope, not envy made,
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I will surprise now, and let the beer flow free,
stout hearted, never better, will I serve
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Which I wish to remark, and my language is plain, for marks up to the mark, with no need to complain, the mobile Pass-ee is peculiar, and t
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This is just to play on plum phrases hibernating in your brainbox
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Of a kiss I’m afraid as of bees in the skies, suffer sleeping, awake, neither rest find nor take - of fond kiss I’m afraid !
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Dear friends a fresh contest has started
how to respond, what to change,
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Keep open mind for muse enshrined in harmony delightful,
wise tale unwind with words refined, flee far from falsehoods frightful.
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“I cannot tell a lie !
‘Twas I, unworthy, axed its taxed trunk brown.”
14 lines, 2 comments,
on Jul 3 1:18 PM 2008. In Humor, History
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I’m sure I'll never feel a breeze as soft as reels pure poet's frieze. A poet sows sweet soothing rest
when winds whirl wild, blow to the
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“'Art for Art's sake', pray, set no fee”
some say subjectively to be
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I think that I shall never fail to see with glee a frog full pail less lovely than a poem which
most must with difficulty stitch.
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My first, central element particular,
my second is present wherever you are,
my third is the commonest article far,
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Drip, drip, drip, slip trip
trickle ignores Time’s sickle
drop, drop, drop crypt tic
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Where a car turns into a street...
1 lines, 10 comments,
on Sep 28 2:12 AM 2008. In Humor, Society
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Up the garden path she led him -
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