List: Fun and Humor

poems fun , on the lighter side and humorous

• Carnival Wolf

  In her color bloomed garden of roses / sunlight warms her tendered bushes / each reaching up with flowered smile / their motion seemingly a happy hello. / The soothing breeze of serenity's calm / sm

  75 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 28 1:51 AM 2007. In Humor, Fantasy, Nature, Other, Thoughts
• Alligator Water

  Her hair was blond, her eyes were blue / she was a looker through and through / I brought her to the redwoods not my wife / see how she li

  48 lines, 26 comments, on Jun 14 7:40 AM 2007. In Nature, Personal, Thoughts, Humor, country
• Carnival Wolf

  In her color bloomed garden of roses / sunlight warms her tendered bushes / each reaching up with flowered smile / their motion seemingly a happy hello. / The soothing breeze of serenity's calm / sm

  75 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 28 1:51 AM 2007. In Humor, Fantasy, Nature, Other, Thoughts
• Ahhh Yes Tonights The Night

  Ahhh yes, tonights my night / scaring everyone in sight / trotten the neighborhood / up to no good / / Cats running for cover / a dog I'm

  26 lines, 15 comments, on May 12 4:13 PM 2007. In Humor
• Joy

  My bags are packed and I'm ready to go / a wedding we will go, a wedding we will go / high ho the dairy-O a wedding we will go / Ya didn't

  53 lines, 4 comments, on May 15 8:57 AM 2007
• Time

  The only time I'm needed is when they want to use me. / Takes me to screw or remove my top and check out my double DD's. / Then they always

  7 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 9 7:53 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, Other, Dark, Life, light
• Super Star

  Well, who doesn't know who you are, / everyone knows your a really big star / I knew it was you, even with sunglasses / you can't fool me, but might the masses. / Must be hard on your personal life / doing all

  75 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 9 6:15 PM 2007. In Thoughts, Humor, Life, Love, Weird, Sad, Personal, Other, Nature
• Important Stuff

  Turbulent / energy / shade of calm / Find / somebody / to read my palm. / Boil / bubbles / tint of steam / Throw / my toolbags / in the nea

  39 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 2 8:26 AM 2007. In Humor, Other, Spiritual, Thoughts, Personal
• Baby Wet

  Blue Jean baby standing on the dock Standing out like the hands on a clock

  14 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 31 10:02 PM 2007
• T.W.

  To: U.S. Department of Interior,
  Naval Recruiting Office

  73 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 3 9:41 PM 2007
• Sacred Buffalo

  Mr Buffalo you know you are sacred?
  When I was eleven there was a carnival

  23 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 8 10:08 PM 2007. In Humor, Nature, Other, Spiritual, Thoughts
• [ I worked a job ]

  I worked a job for very much pay

  63 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 9 1:16 PM 2007. In Spiritual, Thoughts, Life, Love, Nature, Personal, Hope
• Captain Blye Walks The Plank

  Navy CPO Johnston, married mom my step dad everyone called, John.

  54 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 17 3:16 AM 2007. In Humor, Life, Other, Personal, Thoughts
• Groupie Glums

  Oh, no no no, just one look you all should be able to tell

  20 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 28 11:55 AM 2007. In Humor, Other, Thoughts
• Hi

  Nice socks!!!

  5 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 1 4:13 AM 2007. In Personal, Life, Thoughts, Other, Nature, Hope, Humor, Love
• Reflections

  I couldn't stand seeing my ugly face in the bathroom mirror anymore, when I told my friend he said, "put a towel over it," I told him I did, but it kept falling off my head.

  0 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 1 4:33 AM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, Personal, Other
• Jail of Seduction

  65 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 5 1:54 AM 2007. In Other, Personal, Thoughts, Adult, Life, Humor
• Can Simon Come Out and Play?

  I Love my music, like camel take to sand my favorite group, Cold Duck Red River band

  22 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 6 1:17 AM 2007. In Humor, Fantasy, Thoughts, Nature, children
• Cabbage Code

  You must know about the Irish
  corn beef and cabbage reasoning

  29 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 7 5:17 AM 2007
• Man Duck

  From blue sky clouds over forest tree top

  28 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 9 6:24 PM 2007
• Wolfie And The Hunter's Camp

  His pin striped suit a bit wrinkled and worn
  his spats brush scratched, soiled and torn

  30 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 14 2:19 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Life, Nature, Other, Personal, Thoughts
• C Is For Crack

  Crack in the wall makes disaster of plaster

  28 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 17 5:13 PM 2007. In Other, Humor, Thoughts
• Nice

  My dear lady, nice socks!

  4 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 21 11:59 PM 2007. In Personal, Thoughts, Nature, Love, Life, Other
• Label Warning Labels

  Please read this products warning label use of this product is restricted

  18 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 25 8:09 AM 2007. In Abuse, Lyrics, Other, Humor
• Date With A Lop

  A skinny young man at age nineteen a soldier, stationed in Atlanta, going to war

  56 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 4 9:04 PM 2007. In Personal, Thoughts, Humor, Life, Other
• Kiss of Magic

  Deep inside the Burlwood forest
  in the light emerald green mist

  30 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 20 2:24 PM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Other, Thoughts, children
• Love Cat Nip And Trees

  Looking at you looking at me
  "Hey man, I'm guarding the tree"

  11 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 13 9:37 PM 2007. In Love, Nature, Personal, Humor, Hope, Life
• Roasting Chesnutts With Roberta

  13 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 20 6:34 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor, Thoughts, Other
• Streaking Wolf

  There once was a roaddog named wolfie / who streaked through the town with a cookie / though hunters were hired / and their guns were fired / he still howled at the moon and played hooky /

  7 lines, 8 comments, on May 31 5:38 PM 2007. In Humor, Fantasy, Nature, Childrens
• Harley Houdinihogasaurus (for short)

  Hope it's OK leaving my middle name out / Actually not hard to say unless you shout / Rather short only eleven letters long / Leaves people

  24 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 19 1:59 AM 2007. In Humor, Other, Personal, Thoughts, acrostic verse
• "Bite-a-Meat-a-Date-a-Man."

  34 lines, 26 comments, on Sep 15 1:49 PM 2007. In Adult, Other, Life, Fantasy, Thoughts, Personal
• Rookie Position

  I know it seems rather mundane
  activating the frisking lane

  23 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 22 2:08 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Other
• Quack!!

  Though, since that Halloween, it has been some time
  old friends still seem to have it fresh on their minds

  66 lines, 39 comments, on Jan 6 10:46 PM. In Personal, Life, Other
• Too Much Fun Look

  I thought for sure someone took a picture I missed on more than one occasion I looked just like this

  20 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 1 5:41 AM. In Humor, Personal, Other
• Remnence Of A Gift

  Walking into the snow birds of wings listening to the alien flights that sing

  42 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 2 1:28 AM. In Humor, Thoughts, Other
• Totally Anonymous, Please

  She calls me Reinwolf the gulfer
  and I don't gulf or golf

  93 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 6 12:09 AM. In Humor
• Mistaken Identity

  I once had a blind date my friends said don't be late

  15 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 8 5:20 AM. In Humor
• Latest Dance

  Spreading wings
  stretching neck,

  10 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 20 7:29 PM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, Other, Nature
• Barny Nose Blows

  With bells on his toes
  jingles on his hat

  33 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 23 10:45 AM. In Humor, Nature, Thoughts, Fantasy
• Get Grief

  I quote, "Now don't you laugh now but I'm leaving to go to grief therapy.".... Hey excuse me I have not time to laugh I have to go do grief

  13 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 3 11:05 PM. In Life, Humor, Hope, Thoughts, Spiritual, Weird, Nature, Other
• Miss and/or Mrs Lilly White

  Proceeds for such an event of defoliation
  depend, of course, on how many shares of Pfizer laboratories, home fertility test

  25 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 5 8:44 AM. In Abuse, Humor, Love, Life, Nature, Other, Thoughts, Spiritual, Society, Sad
• Its Over

  She dove part way into the passenger window of my 72 Pontiac Geeze, half in and half out, raving lunatic, 1958 Maniac

  29 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 5 1:30 PM. In Other, Love, Humor, Thoughts, Society, Personal, Pain, Abuse
• Catalators

  Scratch mouse fevers All Poetry's boot kitty bot,

  26 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 8 3:40 AM. In Humor, Other, Thoughts
• Whats Fair

  After all our savings you just dispersed
  I really don't think your being fair;

  6 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 8 4:00 AM. In Humor, Thoughts, Other
• Dancing in the Love

  You dance with such elegance your grace of royal eminence

  5 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 8 4:18 AM. In Humor, Love, Life, Thoughts, Other, Nature
• Viewpoint

  Don't always see things
  from same point view

  14 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 8 7:08 AM. In Hope, Thoughts, Other
• [ If you read the stars ]

  If you read the stars / carry moon beams home in jars / follow the charts of astrology / read Whole Earth on ecology / then you should know

  25 lines, 22 comments, on May 3 7:33 AM 2007. In Nature, Humor, Life, banking
• Crash and Burn

  It all started with my new ear light / It even has a swivel and if I pretend / the light beam could be a lazer / Laughing, like I really need any lazer / swivel beam ear light to have my imagination / begin to run a

  18 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 22 10:28 PM 2007
• This Is My Rock

  "What the hell you mean, / do I have any paper? / This isn't a damn latrine / Ewwww! what's that vapor." / "Go find another rock to squat"

  8 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 12 6:12 AM 2007. In Nature, Other, Personal, Thoughts, Humor
• What Do Women Think About on Friday

  Typical round office clock / white face black hands and numbers. / The girls of the secretarial pool / shuffling papers returning files. /

  45 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 13 6:41 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Society, Humor, Life, Nature, Other, Personal
• Bug Spray

  here

  53 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 21 3:14 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Life, Humor, Nature, Other, Thoughts, Weird
• Jungle Strings

  13 l
  30 m

  15 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 19 4:53 AM 2007. In Other, Personal, Thoughts, Weird, Dark
• Battle Of The Soda Flavors

  When it comes to my all time favorite soft drink deciding which is best, may be kind of hard, I think.

  28 lines, 6 comments, on May 4 9:09 AM. In Humor, Thoughts, Other
• Braving The Infamous Laundry-mat

  Off to launder in depression I go
  trying to find four empty all in a row

  35 lines, 2 comments, on May 27 9:37 AM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, Personal, Other
• Womens Bloomers Cause Global Warming

  The arctic ice is quickly melting into the sea
  perhaps there is a factor we have failed to see.

  17 lines, 4 comments, on May 28 9:24 AM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, Other, Nature
• Ratchett Jaw

  So spun she could not stop talking. Sent her to the garage, last night,

  9 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 2 11:05 PM. In Humor, Thoughts, Other
• Long And Short Of Passion

  33 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 9 5:14 AM. In Adult, Erotica, Humor, Personal
• Hidden Chocolate Treasure

  Arrgghhh, Me maties, ye all be sleepin
  after ye chocolate booty, I be creepin

  40 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 10 10:10 PM. In Contest, Humor, Other, Thoughts
• Cow Wash

  I am a little disappointed, you would bring me for a wash

  23 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 15 7:58 PM. In Humor, Thoughts
• Property Value Just Went Up

  Don't forget Leroy and the wife are coming for dinner tonight.

  16 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 19 12:06 PM. In Humor, redneck
• Poetic Alien Emporer

  Eating my first love of chocolate
  cherry filled fruit center,

  27 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 27 7:04 AM. In Humor, Other, Weird
• Doggin It

  Hey! You see what I see? Let me look! let me look!

  16 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 2 2:58 AM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts
• Meet Flat Line Muse

  He is at least seven foot nine
  weighs a hundred and eight

  14 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 2 4:19 AM. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts, Nature, Other
• When Men Were Men and Ships Had Sails

  Shading my eyes from mid-days sun
  watching a Pelicans lumbering flight,

  44 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 7 3:45 AM. In Humor, Thoughts, Other, Pirates, sails
• Farmer or Rancher

  Everyone referred to it as "the farm."
  Don't rightly know why, didn't have a crop

  47 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 11 9:08 PM. In Humor, Life, Personal, Other, Nature, Thoughts
• Hard To Take

  I knew giving it to her would be a hard for her to take when time came I tried to be gentle, for her sake.

  31 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 12 7:23 PM. In Life, Pain, Personal, Humor, Thoughts, Love
• Cattle Dive

  Dolvines and Bophins
  stampedes on water slides

  21 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 13 3:03 AM. In Humor, Nature, Other, Thoughts
• Thorazine Shuffle

  please, work in progress

  18 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 16 7:28 PM. In Humor, Life, Other, Thoughts
• Seat Shoes

  You got any idea at all, coz,
  how, 'open your own damn beer'

  12 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 18 2:11 AM. In Humor
• Penry Wadsbirth Longerfellow

  In the spirit of poetic tradition perhaps improve my muses condition

  19 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 18 5:00 AM. In Humor, Thoughts
• Tug Comes to Pull

  She wore old pink matted fur slippers,
  faded terry-cloth moo moo, no zippers.

  38 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 24 7:22 PM. In Humor, Life, Love, Other, Pain, Personal, Thoughts
• Drawing A Blank

  First thing crossing my mind when I read this:

  39 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 29 8:01 AM. In Fantasy, Humor, Love, Thoughts
• Just Wait

  I have my eye
  on that hat,

  6 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 1 11:39 PM. In Humor, Thoughts
• You Never Really Know

  You may look
  back into the past,

  33 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 2 2:03 PM. In Fantasy, Humor, Life, Thoughts
• Let Us Be Reasonable

  Let's not screw up
  additional federal assistance

  13 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 8 7:44 PM. In Humor
• Birdseye View

  Your truly very lucky your not dead
  walking around with that hole in your head.

  15 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 13 5:44 PM
• Olympic Rings: Symbols of Distance Clouds

  These guys are total idiots,
  who needs terrorist

  19 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 18 10:21 PM. In Humor, Personal, Pain
• Wood Knockers Coffins

  "We want your final fashion statement
  to be pronounced in elegance!"

  32 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 19 4:35 PM. In Humor, Nature, Thoughts, Other
• Magic Burl Wizard Log

  Whisp winds twist and whirl
  wizard staff's magic burl

  25 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 28 12:26 AM. In Fantasy, Humor
• Flying Kite

  54 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 8 11:46 AM. In Adult, Humor
• Change of Heart

  Gee Ma, I know you have a big heart,
  I caught that fish, you gave her part,

  23 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 20 10:53 PM. In Humor, Life, Love, Other, Thoughts
• Dogging It

  Picture inspired

  19 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 21 12:43 AM. In Humor, Other
• Legend of Burl Carver and the Horn Toad

  Riding in a stagecoach across the land.
  All he could see was cactus and sand.

  35 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 21 12:27 PM. In Fantasy, Humor, Other
• Gifted Old School

  reading the challenge of a contest,
  "I do not think there is a more talented writer

  188 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 23 11:42 PM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, Other
• Strange Bride or Groom?

  Call me butterscotch to be butterfly.
  You seem utterly amused, tell me why?

  31 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 26 12:08 PM. In Humor, Love, Thoughts, Other
• Reborn or Passing Gas

  Well, there is no doubt, anymore,
  that I certainly have lived before

  41 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 26 4:28 PM. In Humor, Life, Hope, Nature, Thoughts, Other
• Buck in Buccaneer

  Aye, me hearties,
  she put buck in buccaneers,

  50 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 26 5:48 PM. In pirates, Thoughts

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