List: Silly/Funny

• I'm a Ballerina

  I dance on over to you, and stand on tippy toes, / grandpa bends on over, I kiss him on his nose. / I'm a ballerina, grandma says I can be

  12 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 14 7:16 PM 2007. In Contest, Creative, Feelings, Imagery, Options, Other, Personal, Thoughts
• A hidden talent

  There are many facets to the unpolished jewel that is me. / This is just but one of them, that I write poetry. / 3 years ago if you had ask

  19 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 14 8:56 PM 2007. In Personal, Life, Thoughts, My life, Lost in thought, Contest, Message
• Sexy back

  The sexy one is back, with her quickie attacks!!! / I love to play her nightly game, / 'cause then I can post shit thats lame. / But we alw

  8 lines, 24 comments, on Jun 15 10:32 PM 2007. In Weird, Contest
• Meeting @ 7 - 11

  Went to the neighborhood 7-11, / saw your face and went to heaven. / Asked you out on a date for this eve, / told you I'm not one to deceive. / You laughed and said sounds like my EX, / date was great, afterward se

  9 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 16 12:49 PM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, Fantasy
• Sex and Gas

  Money buys sex never love. / Money buys gas, need that.

  1 lines, on Jun 16 1:30 PM 2007. In Society, Contest, Message, Humanity
• Where's the BEEF?

  Steaks are really expensive now. / Guess I'll have Taco Bell.

  1 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 16 1:37 PM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Life, Thoughts
• In the mornings light

  I climb through the fog waking slowly in the dawn. / Clawing my way to consciousness as sensation returns. / Twisted sheets and sweaty brow, I awake fully. / Say a prayer to God for allowing me to live another 24 hours.

  13 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 16 2:26 PM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humor, Lost in thought
• Misery

  If you were here with me, I would be miserable.

  0 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 16 2:42 PM 2007. In Contest, Lost in thought, Weird
• Floyd Rocks!!!

  Beautifully imaged lyrics, / my muse inspired, / Pink Floyd Kicks Ass!!!

  2 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 16 3:29 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Sex crazy Captian (Limerick)

  The Captain is best on a fair maidens chest / he'll ravage her all night, not get any rest / grumpy he is in the morning / with the day jus

  23 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 17 6:01 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Limerick
• Falling

  Thoughts tumble willy nilly as I fall, / the loves I have had and lost, / the ones I never attempted. / Flashes of hidden insight, / memories long forgotten, / regrets. / I spread my arms, / fighting the fall,

  25 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 17 11:49 PM 2007. In Weird, Contest, Humor, My own style
• Fumble bees

  A silly bumblin fumble bee, / stung me on my doggon knee. / I fumbled for a brumble whacker, / to squash this silly knee attacker; / when I

  35 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 18 1:13 AM 2007. In Weird, My own style, Contest, Silly, Fantasy
• I'm NOT paying support!!!

  12 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 20 11:24 PM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humor, Adult humor
• A meal for the Blunderbutts

  We have some visitors from Blunderbutt, they come from a galaxy far, far away. They have come to do some shopping for a china pattern and matching flatware they say. / They love a formal dinner with all the fancy trimmings

  23 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 21 1:47 AM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humor, Fantasy
• Stinking Gas Prices (Limerick)

  Thought I'd stop in for some gas / but came upon an impasse / gas is $2.85 / gosh sakes alive / going to save my farts in a glass /

  5 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 22 9:50 PM 2007. In Contest, Limerick
• Silly Sally Simpleton.

  Silly Sally Simpleton, sipped a silly soda. / Sitting centrally situated, in her silver sable. / She sucked her silly soda, through a silly soda straw. / Staring starry eyed at the simply stunning stars. / Silly Sally

  10 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 15 3:03 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Contest
• You're a fat one, Mrs. Pinch.

  You're a fat one, Mrs. Pinch. / You really are a tub. / You're as large as a blimp, / You're as svelte as a whale. / Mrs. Pinch. / You're a

  66 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 20 2:31 AM 2007
• Funny Nasty Limerick Chain

  36 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 5 5:02 AM 2007. In Adult, Contest, Weird, Humor
• Shotgun Wedding

  Down the wedding Aisle they go,
  Groom looking like he needs Pepto-Bismo.

  8 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 7 12:29 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Studmuffin Marky

  Mark you big stud, got all the girls fallin all over you,
  makes an old man like me all pouty and blue.

  10 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 15 10:01 PM 2007. In Contest, Love, Weird, Humor
• One liner (Traffic stop)

  Hi Officer, you want a beer? We got plenty of cold ones in the cooler!

  0 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 20 10:20 PM 2007. In Contest
• Big Butt Limerick Chain.

  16 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 28 12:36 AM 2007. In Adult, Contest, Limerick
• You look dumb when your glum *grin*

  Here we all sit on this stupid ass bench,
  the rain threw us all a monkey wrench.

  9 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 28 3:02 AM 2007. In Contest, Nature, Humor, Humour
• It's your ass

  0 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 31 5:59 PM 2007. In Contest, Adult, Humor, Life
• Blinded by lust.

  She walked in the room and every head turned,
  was sensual personified, from her toes to her eyes.

  33 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 1 1:01 AM 2007. In Contest, Life, Lust, Society, Humor
• Soap on a Rope

  I had all the power when I at last jumped in the shower, washing myself all over with shampoo and soap on a rope,

  4 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 10 7:39 PM 2007. In Contest, Life, Humor, Funny
• Goldie

  They brought me home from the county fair,
  in a plastic bag without any air.

  36 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 13 11:35 PM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, Weird, Humor, Nature
• My little Angel

  I love my little Angel, she's so sweet and demure,
  don't you ever tell me she's not serene and pure.

  13 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 28 3:48 PM 2007. In Humor, Life, Personal
• Dr. Seuss theme One Liner.

  'Then we saw him step onto the mat, we looked and we saw ... '
  A big fat cat on the mat, eating a scrumptious rat, in a hat, imagine that!

  2 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 1 7:38 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Rhyme
• Child anatomy Lessons

  30 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 7 11:29 PM 2007. In Contest, Adult, Humor, Adult humor
• Gregarious Greg's Stud & lube service

  39 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 9 2:36 AM 2007. In Adult, Contest, Humor, Weird
• Poor kids reaction.

  I came to the door, there stood an old hag,
  Her fat hubby behind her, the smell made me gag.

  10 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 9 2:39 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• My Colostomy Bag (Triolet)

  Where oh where is my colostomy bag?
  Where oh where has that sucker gone?

  7 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 9 10:37 PM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humor, Form Poetry
• Fowl Pay

  Mama a good teacher as her chicks do learn the game, little baby ducklings will never be the same.

  8 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 16 12:00 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Weird, Abstract
• You're welcome to it.

  I owe the IRS 20,000 bucks,
  credit cards are maxed,

  18 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 16 11:29 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Life, Society
• Bearly Treed

  Little kitty chased the bear up a tree,
  kitty says: you want a part of me?

  10 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 18 9:50 PM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humor
• Clean up this mess!!!!

  Garage is filled head high with junk, I feel like Sanford and Son.

  37 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 19 12:02 AM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humor, Life
• Mary had some birth control

  20 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 22 11:25 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Adult humor
• Feed the duck

  Stupid ass Geico lizard has all the fun,
  gets all the TV commercials, all the cute iguana's.

  4 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 27 4:26 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Weird, Just plain stupid
• Is that a Snickers?

  Gimme candy, need a sugar high,
  a chocolate rush you can't deny,

  4 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 30 12:59 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Rhyme VS. Freeverse (Rhyme Rules!!)

  A poem cannot be a poem, unless it rhymes,
  tell me free verse is fine, 1000 times,

  19 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 1 1:45 AM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Thoughts, Humor, My own style
• A one-way trip to Cyber-insanity

  You lost your mind in Cyberspace...
  No, it really isn't a tangible place.

  12 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 7 1:04 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Weird
• A match made in heaven

  She only had one leg, her head hung kind of crooked
  but she liked me and thats all that really mattered

  21 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 7 8:26 PM 2007. In Contest
• Puddle Jumping

  Splish, splash, puddle jumping is so fun when the rain is over, we come out in the sun

  4 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 24 1:07 AM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Silly
• Coasting dead in space

  Our dilithium crystals had all melted down,
  40,000 miles from the nearest space town.

  28 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 24 4:36 PM 2007. In Contest, Fantasy, Humor, Silly
• Her first job

  She is a timid little thing,
  heading to the big expensive house.

  26 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 29 1:17 AM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humor
• Isolation chamber

  It was a beautiful day in the country, so fair,
  the smell of wildflowers lingering in the air.

  11 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 4 12:30 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• The end of life as some know it.

  OH my GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO, it's snowing outside, what would I do without my internet ride?

  18 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 4 2:22 PM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, Society, Humor, Weird
• Doa

  Metal bent and twisted
  Fluids leaking out

  19 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 5 8:25 PM 2007. In Contest, Dark, Death
• Pay the consequences

  I drank too much, I must be seeing things,
  the toilet is laughing, makes my head ring.

  15 lines, 3 comments, on May 6 12:53 AM. In Contest, Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• I have no idea what to call this poem

  The hot summor son, blaized into my bludshot eyeballs,
  it remembered me of when i gots pooked in one once.

  36 lines, 25 comments, on May 11 11:26 PM. In Contest, Weird, Humor, Abstract
• Cheese Whiz

  Three in the morning, the house is fast asleep,
  into the dining room a silent thief did creep.

  22 lines, 7 comments, on May 14 10:00 PM. In Contest, Humor, Society, Thoughts
• The Frog Prince (My version)

  He was a frog who thought he should be King,
  He met a fair maiden, was smitten in fact.

  79 lines, 16 comments, on May 19 3:22 AM. In Fantasy, Humor, Love, Thoughts
• For the right Bounty

  Now listen guys, this is the way it's going to go down,
  there is a new boss in town, I'm taking new ground.

  23 lines, 1 comment, on May 21 11:12 PM. In Contest, Humor
• Happy Cow

  34 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 24 12:08 AM. In Contest, Humor, Weird, Adult humor
• "The Jerk" (Sonnet)

  My wife ran off with my sisters best friend,
  who cares, neither of them are pretty anymore.

  19 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 22 2:30 AM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Weird, Thoughts
• All Hail

  All hail me, the Praying Mantis as your God,
  this is the eye that watches over you.

  11 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 22 3:47 AM. In Contest, Weird, Humor
• Devils Kiss

  If you are what you ate, what the hell did you eat?
  it sure wasn't a treat, it's the hand of fate.

  22 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 22 4:55 AM. In Contest, Thoughts, Weird
• Geek Vs. Alien

  I'm a computer freak, called "Rambo the Geek"
  Alien's have landed, I'll give 'em what for!

  34 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 1 12:12 AM. In Contest, Humor, Weird, Thoughts

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