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There are many facets to the unpolished jewel that is me. / This is just but one of them, that I write poetry. / 3 years ago if you had ask
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Went to the neighborhood 7-11, / saw your face and went to heaven. / Asked you out on a date for this eve, / told you I'm not one to deceive. / You laughed and said sounds like my EX, / date was great, afterward se
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Money buys sex never love. / Money buys gas, need that.
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Steaks are really expensive now. / Guess I'll have Taco Bell.
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I climb through the fog waking slowly in the dawn. / Clawing my way to consciousness as sensation returns. / Twisted sheets and sweaty brow, I awake fully. / Say a prayer to God for allowing me to live another 24 hours.
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If you were here with me, I would be miserable.
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Beautifully imaged lyrics, / my muse inspired, / Pink Floyd Kicks Ass!!!
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The Captain is best on a fair maidens chest / he'll ravage her all night, not get any rest / grumpy he is in the morning / with the day jus
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Thoughts tumble willy nilly as I fall, / the loves I have had and lost, / the ones I never attempted. / Flashes of hidden insight, / memories long forgotten, / regrets. / I spread my arms, / fighting the fall,
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A silly bumblin fumble bee, / stung me on my doggon knee. / I fumbled for a brumble whacker, / to squash this silly knee attacker; / when I
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We have some visitors from Blunderbutt, they come from a galaxy far, far away. They have come to do some shopping for a china pattern and matching flatware they say. / They love a formal dinner with all the fancy trimmings
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I Thought I'd stop in for some gas,
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Silly Sally Simpleton, sipped a silly soda. / Sitting centrally situated, in her silver sable. / She sucked her silly soda, through a silly soda straw. / Staring starry eyed at the simply stunning stars. / Silly Sally
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You're a fat one, Mrs. Pinch. / You really are a tub. / You're as large as a blimp, / You're as svelte as a whale. / Mrs. Pinch. / You're a66 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 20 2:31 AM 2007
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Down the wedding Aisle they go,
Groom looking like he needs Pepto-Bismo. -
Mark you big stud, got all the girls fallin all over you,
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Hi Officer, you want a beer? We got plenty of cold ones in the cooler!0 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 20 10:20 PM 2007. In Contest
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Here we all sit on this stupid ass bench,
the rain threw us all a monkey wrench. -
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I had all the power when I at last jumped in the shower, washing myself all over with shampoo and soap on a rope,
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I love my little Angel, she's so sweet and demure,
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'Then we saw him step onto the mat, we looked and we saw ... '
A big fat cat on the mat, eating a scrumptious rat, in a hat, imagine that! -
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I came to the door, there stood an old hag,
Her fat hubby behind her, the smell made me gag. -
Where oh where is my colostomy bag?
Where oh where has that sucker gone? -
I owe the IRS 20,000 bucks,
credit cards are maxed, -
Little kitty chased the bear up a tree,
kitty says: you want a part of me? -
Garage is filled head high with junk, I feel like Sanford and Son.
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Stupid ass Geico lizard has all the fun,
gets all the TV commercials, all the cute iguana's. -
Gimme candy, need a sugar high,
a chocolate rush you can't deny, -
A poem cannot be a poem, unless it rhymes,
tell me free verse is fine, 1000 times, -
You lost your mind in Cyberspace...
No, it really isn't a tangible place. -
She only had one leg, her head hung kind of crooked
but she liked me and thats all that really mattered21 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 7 8:26 PM 2007. In Contest
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Splish, splash, puddle jumping is so fun when the rain is over, we come out in the sun
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Our dilithium crystals had all melted down,
40,000 miles from the nearest space town. -
She is a timid little thing,
heading to the big expensive house. -
It was a beautiful day in the country, so fair,
the smell of wildflowers lingering in the air. -
I drank too much, I must be seeing things,
the toilet is laughing, makes my head ring. -
The hot summor son, blaized into my bludshot eyeballs,
it remembered me of when i gots pooked in one once. -
Three in the morning, the house is fast asleep,
into the dining room a silent thief did creep. -
He was a frog who thought he should be King,
He met a fair maiden, was smitten in fact. -
Now listen guys, this is the way it's going to go down,
there is a new boss in town, I'm taking new ground. -
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If you are what you ate, what the hell did you eat?
it sure wasn't a treat, it's the hand of fate. -
I'm a computer freak, called "Rambo the Geek"
Alien's have landed, I'll give 'em what for! -
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Where did that damn turkey go,
it was just right here. -
Whats that you say Santa?
I can't hear you too well. -
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My shoulder and back ache from dusk until dawn,
looking for a woman with same, to get it on. -
You go to the beach, showing buns of steel,
having such a horny girlfriend is so unreal. -
Twas the eve before Christmas, drunk off my ass,
drinking egg-nog spiked with grampa's moonshine. -
His nose was flatter than week old road kill.
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Yea baby, I'm all dat,
taint no ho slicker den me. -
Heard this young boy say he was gonna drop a dime,
so I moseyed on over to see what I could find. -
You reach over here again I'll dice off those digits,
this whole cake is mine, you have no rights. -
Alright little sis, now here is the plan,
when they turn the corner the coast is clear. -
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I Popped another Valium when the terminal came into view,
my stomach so in knots, felt I was going spew. -
I'm sure my eyes were floating,
my back teeth certainly were. -
Beware! for in the dew dropped grass,
are colored eggs emitting foul gas. -
Alright you cheapscat cat,
this is the way it's gonna be, see.. -
They're green and mean and always on the scene,
lovely consolation cup or Booger cup. -
Wanted to drop you a quick little note,
giving my impressions about last night. -
I have done the research, here's what I deduce,
you're as full of stuffing as the Christmas Goose. -
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They have an ongoing identity crisis,
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I met a presumptuous man at the ball last night.
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1: I would like to thank you for entering my contest,
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I was listening to the piper at the gates of dawn,
he was preaching from a podium. -
In a tough Italian family even the women have balls,
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To whom it may concern I really dont care,
if you ever read my stinkin poetry.16 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 15 11:43 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Weird, Teenage thinking, Teen issues, Society, Noguest
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Now this little snail guy is sliming up my seat,
I can't just munch him down, cause they aren't good to eat. -
Yesterday brought roses, champagne and you,
today brings...
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