For the King's Non-Entry Poems in Huguenauties Contests.
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We wish you all much Yuletide cheer
and blessings in the coming year. -
When I wake up in the morning it will be 2007
and I’ll make some New Year resolutions with the help of heaven -
“Things are not always what they seem”,
even in the best of choirs! -
At kindergarten I excelled
at play with plasticene. -
in verse (NOT prose) now to propose the ideas you advance
to decorate your private bower thus suiting finest senses
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That I’m partial to Australian boobs, I freely make admission
and I’m grateful I can show these with the owners’ kind permission. -
I should not be cruel to a vegetabule but I must have my last word:
The Queen agrees that options offered verge on the absurd. -
We’re going to have a CARNIE, which should be a lot of fun
‘coz there’s lots of doozy options you can choose, -
I suppose yer’ve noticed that I wear me ‘fficial Judge’s Pin?
Well, I’m scroopyewlussly fair an' may the bestest boobies win! -
Now, just across the Tasman Sea’s a country we call OZ.
It’s really named Australia but we call it OZ becoz…..
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To all Huguenauties
Who haven’t yet entered Contest #10
www.allpoetry.com/contest/2347048 -
My granddad is a sorry ghost
and now he’s getting bored.. -
Neither vestige nor sign of that heavenly pair -
Just the sadness they left me for what might have been. -
I am NEVER superstitious – don’t believe in all that rot - / all my faith is firmly rooted in God's Will.
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On Wednesdays I go to loo / some solitude to seek. / Because I've nothing else to do / I go there every week! / Hugh (R.)
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On Wednesdays I go to study peaches / who happen to frequent the topless beaches. / But only in the summertime each year / ‘coz wintertime,
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Why do I write poetry you ask?
Please wait a bit while I consult my Muse.
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Congested Auckland motorways and, on the bridge, continue
to cause protracted driver-stress to heart, brain, nerve and sinew.
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You may keep material trappings and deprive me of my wealth,
but let me keep my mind, my sight, my hearing and my HEALTH!
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And I DON'T wear knickers - I prefer
me boxer shorts instead
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With Cappuccino Coffee, I’ll provide some Singha Beer
but the main ingredient for a feast is lots of fun and cheer.
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Are wraiths and spectres real or are they just things that we feel
as the symptoms of our fright when something goes bump in the night? -
If I could travel back in time and choose where I would be,
I’d want to go to Paris in the nineteenth century, -
My best gift ever was pre-Christmas in 2003
when my wife Edna turned up with a nearly new PC... -
I’m trying to write a poem for you, Bea,
but cannot think of anything to say. -
So Kevin’s scrapping all our poems? Well, I can only say
that hardly anybody reads my verses anyway. -
The greatest gifts of God are Life and Nature
which He, in Eden, once to Adam gave -
The path to happiness may start
within a humble, thankful heart. -
Green! Green! Green! Is the colour of my true love’s hair.
It matches with her emerald Irish eyes beyond compare. -
This is Confhughcius' serious prediction
which, mark my words, is not just science fiction!
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Most blessed he that has a friend
who understands his ways -
when the long night comes, I will not be alone,
my family and friends will claim their own. -
concentrated thought
fewest syllables conceived -
The King cares only how food looks. For recipes, please see the cooks.
Because he can’t abide their bitchin’, he never steps inside the ki -
Of various great delicacies available around South Seas
there’s none more popular all over than EnZed’s great Kiwi Pavlova. -
What lies in future, none can rightly tell.
I can but pray my loved ones may stay well.
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It isn’t hard to understand
that no-one wants to die alone -
Our recent Kiwi winter was the coldest on record
for thirty years according to the Met. -
My mind is like a soaring bird and, as my thoughts take wing,
they fly to far off places where my body cannot go. -
I really cannot see the point in having lots of options
when authors cannot enter more than two entries at most -
This Royal Contest will commence on March 20, closing for judging on March 31st.
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Our Ex-Prime Minister came to me, quite reverently on bended knee.
She should have curtseyed properly, but she is ignorant you see, -
I’ve penned so many words of love to you
that I will never post to public site -
I am absolutely swamped with Muses here,
half-naked Muses running everywhere; -
If there’s one day each year I hate, it’s surely July First
which definitely is the date that I remember worst. -
I wasn’t sure what Pix exactly planned when she said “layers”
unless she meant those ‘easy’ girls who get laid such a lot -
Some members of my Favourites’ Group enjoy the monthly fun
of Huguenauties’ contests and they enter every one -
For ‘afters’ at the royal table we serve those guests who still are able
to resist a visit to the sewers, with coffee, cheeseboard and liq -
We strolled along the warm, white sand
beside the lapping sea. -
In hospital, I once did dream
departed loved ones there did seem
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