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  • Alfalfa
    Hey you lil rascal stop chasing the cat, / Bad enough you order 20 pizzas on our credit, / Nobody remembers you because you and Mork fled, / Illegal Aliens who crossed a border you must admit.
    3 lines, 1 comment, on May 7 4:51 PM 2007. In nOZtradamus
  • Alias
    A lie is a lie, shame shame shame, / Black or white red all over, / A rose by any other name has thorns to bear, / Who the hell are you to
    3 lines, 4 comments, on May 27 7:44 PM 2007. In nOZtradamus
  • American Sicko
    Wages cut because of a lazy eye,
    Pupils crossing the wrong walk,
    3 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 23 10:58 AM 2007. In nOZtradamus qWHAT?reigns
  • Artful Dodger
    L.A? Sorta! but, he's not wearing Tommy, / Head to toe in diamonds and bling, / To much Base as the cops come to his home, / Dogs snooping until their black noses turn white.
    3 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 28 7:31 AM 2007
  • AMSTERDAMned
    Hey Look the Weather Lady's naked, / They're rolling joints while sipping coffee, / Everyone in this country must have Glaucoma or going blind, / Why the HELL are we going back to Iowa?
    3 lines, 4 comments, on May 11 7:47 AM 2007. In nOZtradamus
  • Android
    Plastic money for plastic surgury,
    Wired by too much caffeine and braces,
    3 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 23 11:30 AM 2007. In nOZtradamus qWHAT?reigns
  • Aromeo
    Where fart thou Romeo? / Oer by yonder window creaked, / Dearest Juliette why dost thou poison thyself? / Fuck that gimme that dagger!
    3 lines, 3 comments, on May 8 7:51 AM 2007. In nOZtradamus
  • Badmouth
    I swear Sir you need to watch your language, / I watch what I say, SEE SEEN YOUR, / Look here my good man, / Save your breath pal you need
    3 lines, 1 comment, on May 27 7:39 PM 2007. In nOZtradamus
  • BANKERS hOURS
    Hands in the air where I can see 'em, / You there get down on the floor hands behind your head, / Put your money where your mouth is, / Who's left holding the bag?
    3 lines, on May 11 7:56 AM 2007. In nOZtradamus
  • Barfly
    Sip from the speciman in my cup,
    Beer chaser on a spinning stool,
    3 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 19 8:01 AM 2007. In nOZtradamus qWHAT?reigns
  • Best Bye
    Welcome to Our expensive store, We hope to bleed You dry, / All Our circuits are busy, you're welcome to try in a few weeks, / Yea well, Our stores are more friendly We offer a better bye, / We only employ the best to b
    3 lines, on Apr 28 7:21 AM 2007
  • Bird cage
    15 lines, on May 14 2:56 PM 2006. In Spiritual
  • cHELLphone
    HAHAHAHAHAHA Welcome to your everlasting HELL, / Hold on Buddy I gotta call, its GOD for you, / What the Heaven do YOU want? oops DROPPED CALL! HAHAHAHA / Can you fear me now?
    3 lines, 5 comments, on May 31 6:56 PM 2007. In nOZstradamus
  • Focus Group
    I saw you out of the CORNEr of my bAd eye, better diaLATE than never, / None are so blind as those who cannot Sqeeze, 36 SEE by the lQQks o
    3 lines, 2 comments, on May 31 7:02 PM 2007. In nOZstradomus
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  • Whoochi gold member
    May 21, 2007
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    Cum on......don't leave a gal waitin....

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