Golden Dawns stories of occult and magick.
Cast list
Aleister Crowley as himself
Shirl (Ms Golden Dawn) as Dion Fortune
Shirl's real Dad as Samuel Liddel Macgregor Mathers
Vic Reeves as Gay Holmes
Matt Lucas as Dr What
Henry Ian Cusick as the Mysterious Beardy Bloke
Brad Pitt as Elijah DeCourt
Angelina Jolie as Elijah DeCourts incessant stalker Cherrie
Mel Gibson as Angus McWurdy the Scottish Poet
All theme tunes and background music written and performed by Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple.
(P.S - theme tune is Stairway to Heaven... by Led Zeppelin)
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The night was cold and still on the shores of Loch Ness - the year 1940 -something (so secret even I am not sure what the date was). It was
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The argument sorted Aleister Crowley continued his great speech. At the back of the room Elijah DeCourt sat intently watching the scene and15 lines, 15 comments, on May 2 3:31 AM 2007
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Crowley was furious. Not only had old rival Mathers interrupted his speech, but now two others were doing it. "Who said that?" He screamed angrily punching the podium and stamping his foot over and over. / "Ich
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Meanwhile back at Boleskine house Aleister Crowley lined up his cronies all in a row as he strutted back and forth. There was Dion Fortune, Gay Holmes, Dr.What, Cherrie, Beardy Bloke and MacGregor Mathers. / &nb38 lines, 3 comments, on May 5 11:21 AM 2007. In Humor, Contemporary
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It felt like he'd been running for hours and Elijah grew weary and shagged out. For a moment he stopped and sat down by a big old tree. It was a lovely evening all the same with a nice full moon and plenty of l23 lines, 5 comments, on May 5 3:24 PM 2007
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Elijah stood gobsmacked and astonished at all these amazing treasures and ancient religious relics he found in Crowley's bag. The Holy Grail, the Ark of the Covenant, the staff of Hermes and the Philosophers Stone. What lu
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On and on the group trekked through the Cairngorms. Crowley looked behind him and saw that on the horizon dawn was breaking. That would make it around 4am-ish and that meant they only had four hours to find Elijah, g
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39 lines, 3 comments, on May 16 3:13 PM 2007. In Contemporary, Adult
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Elijah stepped through the time portal and everything went black as if he was walking through space. He gazed around him at complete nothingness all around him and contemplated what he had done...stepped through an u37 lines, 3 comments, on May 27 4:45 AM 2007
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very funny
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Nu -uh!
I see Mel Brooks as Aliester Crowley, Terry Jones in drag as Dion Fortune, John Cleese as Samuel Liddel Macgregor Mathers, Alan Carr as Gay Holmes, Nigelartist as Dr. What, Stephen Wright as the mysterious bearded guy, Salma Hayek as stalker, Michael Palin as Angus McWurdy, and Ben Stiller as Elijah DeCourt. I dunno. That's just who I see.
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