Just some odd zany thoughts of mine.
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I'm a Green Bean Lizard from Outer Space,
Ain't that something mad?27 lines, 14 comments, on Mar 10 5:26 PM 2006. In Humor -
HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME WITH A FISH?
How dare you slap me with a fish?33 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 11 5:26 PM 2006. In Other -
The madness of the untamed artist,
Sends my soul into utter confusion, -
NO I am not responsible for your soul
Not83 lines, on Mar 15 4:17 PM 2006. In Other -
In silent madness staring up at the darkened walls,Strange noises and voices echo through the halls,Everyth32 lines, on Mar 15 6:03 PM 2006. In Weird
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Let me out, stop your laughing,I haven't done anything to deserve this,I know life can never be blissBut...Let me out, I'm s
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On Laughter and Forgetting...Sometimes I wish I wasn't forgetfulLosi33 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 16 4:45 PM 2006. In Hope
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This is my fantasy manHe looks like Brad PittI made him on the computerIt's good isn't it?He's good for my Ego,Always there to kissB
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Love Actually
Hugh Grant55 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 18 4:31 PM 2006. In Weird -
Captain Kirk you complete meAs all the stars in the universe alignYou are a whole hunk of a Starship CaptainAhead W34 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 19 2:23 PM 2006. In Adult humor
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I had to get up to floor 103The elevator doors started to closeWhen suddenly someone got in with meSomeone everybody knowsMy eyes widened slo45 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 26 3:59 PM 2006. In Humor
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Ca va?
Ca va merci... et toi?20 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 30 3:49 PM 2006. In Spiritual -
In the eyes of a feared Male
Who hath been kicked to obscurity48 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 30 4:48 PM 2006. In Weird -
My sweet dead darling
You dropped your arm34 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 10 6:46 AM 2006. In Adult humor -
The truck that ran you overMade you oh so flatYou were left as road killJust like a squished catBut lucky lucky are32 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 10 8:00 AM 2006. In Adult humor
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I've got bad ankles I'll stumble down the stairsAnd smile and say I'm okayAnd I'll take your arm and your pretty flowersAnd sneeze a41 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 17 1:04 PM 2006. In Humor, Contemporary
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There's nothing on the telly
Except Pimp my Ride25 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 20 9:15 AM 2006. In Contemporary -
I see lots of things24 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 26 2:21 PM 2006. In Weird, Contemporary
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76 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 28 2:44 PM 2006. In Humor, Contemporary
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"This is the day.. you will always remember
As the day you almost captured..."22 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 11 4:05 PM 2006. In Humor -
Oh Daughter.. Daughter..
You put the picture on the wall19 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 17 5:37 PM 2006. In Humor -
Scientists have proven a million silly things
That mice make boats of paper hats26 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 23 3:04 PM 2007 -
How dare you slap me with a fish?
How dare you slap me with a fish?23 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 23 3:30 PM 2007 -
How dare you extricate me with a creature containing omega 3?
How dare you extricate me with a creature containing omega 3?21 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 2 3:09 PM 2007 -
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As he lay screaming in agony
His male parts squished to oblivion49 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 17 1:16 PM 2006 -
Twixt hills that be high
There be livinge Ye Mothere Dragone28 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 20 1:25 PM 2006

