List: E) Fun Stuff

• A Poets Prayer

  Here's a prayer for all the poets
  Who like to write in rhyme.

  4 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 12 7:02 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
• A Quacker of a Birthday TT

  A little duck has told me
  that to-day’s a special day.

  35 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 5 5:03 PM 2007. In Childrens, Fun, Birthday
• All The Fun of The Fair

  Let’s go on The Waltzers Mary.
  Remember all the fun we had

  26 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 5 1:10 PM. In Humor, Humour, Memories
• Concentration is The Key

  I always seem to think in rhyme.
  Sometimes it drives me mad.

  14 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 20 9:28 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Fun
• Cure All

  Oh doctor dear I have a pain,
  my heart is all a flutter.

  39 lines, 16 comments, on Jan 6 3:23 PM 2008. In Humor, Humour, Fun
• Do I Come Here Often?

  C ompletely muddled in my head, I’m / O ften in a spin. / N ow I have to write things down. / F orgetting everythin’. / U pset at loosing c

  9 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 15 6:14 PM 2007. In Acrostic, Humor, Humour, Fun
• Don't Trust a Policeman......(On Top of Old Smokey)

  (On top of Old Smokey)
  Option 2 spoof of a song

  39 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 12 7:15 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Message
• Fair Weather Friend

  When asked why he’s looking so glum, a young man replied to his chum:

  13 lines, 20 comments, on Apr 6 8:34 AM 2008. In Limerick, Humour, Humor, Fun
• Feet

  I don’t want a facelift to look young again.
  I don’t want to diet to be a size ten.

  38 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 4 2:11 PM. In Humor, Humour, Thoughts
• Fish Fingers

  Dear poet I just have to ask;
  do fish fingers really inspire?

  26 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 11 7:21 AM 2008. In Humor, Humour, Fun
• Flushed

  It seemed so perfect when I hid, then big sis came and shut the lid.

  12 lines, 7 comments, on May 4 9:50 AM 2008. In Humor, Humour, Fun Stuff, Happy
• Fried or Boiled

  Mummy warned you; to be fair.
  You promised her that you'd take care.

  12 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 26 7:55 AM
• God's Library

  Just a ten minute poem, written while I was cooking tonights dinner at the same time as thinking about dusting my bedroom.

  29 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 8 1:31 PM 2007. In Humour, Self discipline
• Good Intentions

  An old year out - a new year in.
  With good intentions; I’ll begin.

  26 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 3 4:52 PM 2008. In Humor, Personal, Humour
• Goodbye Cruel World

  A perfect hiding place I’ve found;
  where death can creep with silent tread.

  12 lines, 22 comments, on Feb 3 10:10 AM 2008. In Humor, Humour, Other
• Humpty Dumpty (with extra stanza)

  Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
  Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

  13 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 19 4:14 PM 2008. In Nursery Rhymes, Fun, Children's
• I Love My Shoes

  I love my shoes so dearly, / and both with equal share. / I love the left and I love the right. / Well, I only wear one pair. / / No, don’

  23 lines, 5 comments, on May 4 10:52 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
• I Must Be Dead

  The good news is
  Alarm clock didn’t wake me up too late.

  20 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 3 3:21 PM 2008. In Humor, Humour.
• I'm Not Myself Today

  I’m not feeling myself today;
  I’m really not sure why.

  37 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 30 5:33 AM 2008. In Humour, Humor, Fun, Rhyme
• I'm Super-dog

  I close my eyes and I can fly. / I’m Super-dog. I fly sky high. / These ears are really magic wings. / Such new adventures, flying brings.

  30 lines, 5 comments, on May 3 11:21 AM 2007. In Humour, Humor, Childrens, Fun
• Jumbo Arrival Warning

  What’s that I see up in the sky?
  It’s an elephant just flying by.

  18 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 3 6:52 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly
• Just Fishing

  Sir, that sticker in your window,
  seems to offer quite a deal;
  but I see now what you’re playing with and it surely can’t be real.

  23 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 2 9:04 AM 2008. In Humor, Humour, Fun
• Just to Touch You

  Your letters lie gathering the dust. / Yet I can’t resist the words you bring to mind. / I know you have the key and so I trust, / that soo

  10 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 13 6:51 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Riddle.
• Ladybird

  Ms Ladybird to-day you’re brought, / before this Judge to face the court. / It’s said while out and on the town, / you left your children a

  34 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 16 9:50 AM 2007. In Nursery Rhyme
• Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow !!

  Snow is deep – up to my leg.
  I’ll shift it when I’ve boiled my egg.

  20 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 17 1:50 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Snow
• Make a Wish

  OK then, are you ready?
  Close your eyes and make a wish.

  24 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 15 12:28 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly
• Marriage is Pure Poetry

  Is this the man I married?
  The one whose life I share?

  28 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 20 10:49 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Valentine, Marriage
• Miss Rhyme N. Meter - Eulogy

  ‘Tis good to see so many here
  to pray for our dear sister;

  38 lines, 15 comments, on Jan 5 5:43 PM 2008. In Creative, Dedication, Humour, Humor, Fun
• Mr Mycroft

  Things aren’t that bad Sir, surely not.
  Won’t you come back inside?

  14 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 15 1:54 PM 2007. In Theme Contest, Humour, Humor, Silly
• Multi Tasking

  What a day, I’ve often said
  when chaos reigns inside my head

  38 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 17 7:24 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Life
• My Butt Light

  Who just turned on my butt light?
  Who’s sneaking up behind?

  23 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 10 5:12 PM 2008. In Humor, Humour, Fun
• My Diet Diary

  Monday
  I’m going to start a diet,

  47 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 11 8:55 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Dieting
• My Parking Space

  I’ll eat all the food that’s offered.
  and I really love the taste.

  5 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 24 1:31 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Food
• My Valentine

  If I could choose a Valentine, it would be easy choosing.
  Some may suggest a change, perhaps, to the one that I’d been using.

  32 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 8 1:17 PM 2007. In Humor, Love, Happiness
• Oh, Darn It !

  “Oh, darn it, look what you did there. / You made me jump and that’s not fair. / I’ve tried so hard for this last hour, / and now you’ve go

  16 lines, 6 comments, on May 3 4:02 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Fun
• On top of the Wardrobe

  On top of the wardrobe,
  All covered in dust,

  34 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 11 11:08 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour
• One More Chance

  Why don’t you still love me?
  Why do you treat me this way?

  19 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 14 1:13 PM 2007. In Love, Humour
• Our Loo

  Our loo stood down the garden, / when I was a tiny child, / A cold and crumbling privy / in weeds overgrown and wild. / And when I had to v

  36 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 26 6:24 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour.
• Out to Graze

  Well, I’ve cleared my desk and my stuff’s packed away.
  They’re putting me out to graze today.

  41 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 8 7:41 AM 2007. In Birthday, Retirement, Humour
• Photo-Shoot

  The choice was grill or oven-bake,
  to get the latest ‘look’.

  24 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 5 9:03 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
• Poor Henry

  Henry loved his sticky toffee,
  treacle pudding, cream banoffee.

  79 lines, 44 comments, on May 12 11:11 AM 2008. In Children's, Fun. Humour, Humor.
• Real Piles Awakes Him

  Anagram: William Shakespeare

  17 lines, 34 comments, on May 20 2:55 PM 2007. In anagram Contest, Humor, Humour, Shakespeare, Sonnet
• Recipe

  8oz of pure affection, / that tastes of chocolate sauce. / 6oz of understanding, / without complaint of course. / 7oz of helpful comments

  40 lines, 11 comments, on May 24 9:07 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Cooking
• Results: Ego 1 - Hopes 0

  You lift me up so proudly,
  my halo’s all a shine.

  19 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 5 1:24 PM 2007
• Roller Skating Granny

  I love my next door neighbours.
  They’re a wonderful old pair.

  31 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 11 12:39 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Neighbours
• Rules is Rules

  I'm a new member,so I am still trying to get my head around the rules in all these competitions. Fun to enter though.

  3 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 8 3:41 PM 2007. In Contest, Rhyme, Whatever
• She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not

  She loves me, she loves me not;
  how is this going to end?

  29 lines, 28 comments, on Feb 11 9:34 AM 2008. In Love, Nature, Humor, Humour
• Sire, It Was Not I.

  My King, My Lord, I must to thee declare, / I know thou art both truely wise and brave. / 'Tis said that thou dost treat thy subjects fair.

  17 lines, 8 comments, on May 24 10:51 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Sonnet
• Sitting Pretty

  It's not a sight
  we want to see

  15 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 26 7:10 AM. In Humor, Humour, Weird, Picture Inspired
• Smile Please

  19 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 16 5:17 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Really silly.
• Speak Up

  She’ll never make a speaker, of this we have no doubt. / She always stands there laughing then her false teeth fall out. / How can she go on talking, as though we’re unaware, / that her words are really mumbled, an

  9 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 20 7:35 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly.
• The Brolly With Angst.

  I’m the brolly, ‘she’ forgot. / You know, the usual tale. / Carried here and carried there, / in case of rain or hail. / / Yesterday was j

  41 lines, 6 comments, on May 8 7:05 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Angst
• The Dreaded Mobile Phone

  This is a true story - and Yes I am a grumpy old woman.

  40 lines, 14 comments, on Mar 11 6:19 PM 2007
• The Fairy

  My little friend the Fairy.
  Was dancing close to me.

  9 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 18 2:49 PM 2007. In Fairy Tale, Childrens, Fantasy
• The Irish Love a Party

  or Roller Skating Granny mark 2

  29 lines, on Mar 16 7:28 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
• The Jester

  Shall I compare thee to a Poet’s Prayer? / When contests ask for words of merry wit, / Mere mortals left just standing there, / To curse ou

  13 lines, 3 comments, on May 24 7:34 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Sonnet.
• The Leprechaun

  I’ve just seen a little Leprechaun.
  He was dancing close to me.

  19 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 18 7:27 AM 2007. In Humour, Humor, Fun
• The Torch (or Have You Got A Light Mate?)

  So proud; we watched as Connie neared
  Olympic Torch held high.

  21 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 7 9:44 AM 2008
• The Tortoise

  Not for the faint hearted, but every word of this is true! Only my son's name has been changed.
  
  

  64 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 14 6:41 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Weird
• The Valentine Surprise

  My sons have made this challenge,
  and so this has to be,

  43 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 23 9:47 PM 2007. In Humour
• The Worried Doughnut

  Will you step a little nearer.
  said the doughnut to the bun.

  23 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 16 6:18 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Really Silly
• The Wrong Nose

  On the other side of Mars, / where no-one’s ever been, / the men have bright red noses, / and the ladies all have green. / / On the other side of Mars, / the part that’s out of sight, / their noses can confuse

  21 lines, 9 comments, on May 6 4:50 PM 2007. In Fun, Humor, Humour
• There’s a Driggly in Yon Moat

  Oh, Sire there is a Driggly in the moat, / and he’s eating thy stummly poppin fricks. / and though yon Driggly wears a chuddy scote, / Yond

  18 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 12 6:10 PM 2007. In Nonsense, Sonnet
• Time Traveller

  I always find that my thoughts flit about when I am travelling alone. Suddenly you come back to reality and wonder if you have missed your

  23 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 23 12:44 PM 2007
• Together For Ever

  A quiet place at last I’ve found They’ve placed me 6ft under ground.

  14 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 22 2:07 PM 2008. In Epitaph, Humor, Humour
• Too Tall For The Box

  When Walter sadly passed away,
  a meeting they did call.

  24 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 16 9:50 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Very Silly
• Welcome To My Brain

  Welcome to me brain,
  though the light has long gone out.

  19 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 15 3:53 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly
• When We Were Young

  Come dance with me, my darling dear;
  just like when we were young.

  52 lines, 24 comments, on Jan 30 2:50 PM 2008. In Fun, Humour, Humor

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