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  • A Poets Prayer
    Here's a prayer for all the poets
    Who like to write in rhyme.
    4 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 12 7:02 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
  • A Quacker of a Birthday TT
    A little duck has told me
    that to-day’s a special day.
    35 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 5 5:03 PM 2007. In Childrens, Fun, Birthday
  • Concentration is The Key
    I always seem to think in rhyme.
    Sometimes it drives me mad.
    14 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 20 9:28 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Fun
  • Cure All
    Oh doctor dear I have a pain,
    my heart is all a flutter.
    39 lines, 16 comments, on Jan 6 3:23 PM. In Humor, Humour, Fun
  • Do I Come Here Often?
    C ompletely muddled in my head, I’m / O ften in a spin. / N ow I have to write things down. / F orgetting everythin’. / U pset at loosing c
    9 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 15 6:14 PM 2007. In Acrostic, Humor, Humour, Fun
  • Don't Trust a Policeman......(On Top of Old Smokey)
    (On top of Old Smokey)
    Option 2 spoof of a song
    39 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 12 7:15 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Message
  • Fair Weather Friend
    When asked why he’s looking so glum, a young man replied to his chum:
    13 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 6 8:34 AM. In Limerick, Humour, Humor, Fun. Reward
  • Fish Fingers
    Dear poet I just have to ask;
    do fish fingers really inspire?
    26 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 11 7:21 AM. In Humor, Humour, Fun
  • Flushed
    It seemed so perfect when I hid, then big sis came and shut the lid.
    12 lines, 7 comments, on May 4 9:50 AM. In Humor, Humour, Fun Stuff, Happy
  • God's Library
    Just a ten minute poem, written while I was cooking tonights dinner at the same time as thinking about dusting my bedroom.
    29 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 8 1:31 PM 2007. In Humour, Self discipline
  • Good Intentions
    An old year out - a new year in.
    With good intentions; I’ll begin.
    26 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 3 4:52 PM. In Humor, Personal, Humour
  • Goodbye Cruel World
    A perfect hiding place I’ve found;
    where death can creep with silent tread.
    12 lines, 22 comments, on Feb 3 10:10 AM. In Humor, Humour, Other
  • Humpty Dumpty (with extra stanza)
    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    13 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 19 4:14 PM. In Nursery Rhymes, Fun, Children's
  • I Love My Shoes
    I love my shoes so dearly, / and both with equal share. / I love the left and I love the right. / Well, I only wear one pair. / / No, don’
    34 lines, 4 comments, on May 4 10:52 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
  • I Must Be Dead
    The good news is
    Alarm clock didn’t wake me up too late.
    20 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 3 3:21 PM. In Humor, Humour.
  • I'm Not Myself Today
    I’m not feeling myself today;
    I’m really not sure why.
    37 lines, 17 comments, on Jan 30 5:33 AM. In Humour, Humor, Fun, Rhyme
  • I'm Super-dog
    I close my eyes and I can fly. / I’m Super-dog. I fly sky high. / These ears are really magic wings. / Such new adventures, flying brings.
    30 lines, 5 comments, on May 3 11:21 AM 2007. In Humour, Humor, Childrens, Fun
  • Jumbo Arrival Warning
    What’s that I see up in the sky?
    It’s an elephant just flying by.
    18 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 3 6:52 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly
  • Just Fishing
    Sir, that sticker in your window,
    seems to offer quite a deal;
    but I see now what you’re playing with and it surely can’t be real.
    23 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 2 9:04 AM. In Humor, Humour, Fun. Reward
  • Just to Touch You
    Your letters lie gathering the dust. / Yet I can’t resist the words you bring to mind. / I know you have the key and so I trust, / that soo
    10 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 13 6:51 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Riddle.
  • Ladybird
    Ms Ladybird to-day you’re brought, / before this Judge to face the court. / It’s said while out and on the town, / you left your children a
    34 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 16 9:50 AM 2007. In Nursery Rhyme
  • Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow !!
    Snow is deep – up to my leg.
    I’ll shift it when I’ve boiled my egg.
    20 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 17 1:50 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Snow
  • Make a Wish
    OK then, are you ready?
    Close your eyes and make a wish.
    24 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 15 12:28 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly
  • Marriage is Pure Poetry
    Is this the man I married?
    The one whose life I share?
    28 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 20 10:49 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Valentine, Marriage
  • Miss Rhyme N. Meter - Eulogy
    ‘Tis good to see so many here
    to pray for our dear sister;
    38 lines, 15 comments, on Jan 5 5:43 PM. In Creative, Dedication, Humour, Humor, Fun
  • Mr Mycroft
    Things aren’t that bad Sir, surely not.
    Won’t you come back inside?
    14 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 15 1:54 PM 2007. In Theme Contest, Humour, Humor, Silly
  • Multi Tasking
    What a day, I’ve often said
    when chaos reigns inside my head
    38 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 17 7:24 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Life
  • My Butt Light
    Who just turned on my butt light?
    Who’s sneaking up behind?
    23 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 10 5:12 PM. In Humor, Humour, Fun
  • My Diet Diary
    Monday
    I’m going to start a diet,
    47 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 11 8:55 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Dieting
  • My Parking Space
    I’ll eat all the food that’s offered.
    and I really love the taste.
    5 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 24 1:31 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Food
  • My Valentine
    If I could choose a Valentine, it would be easy choosing.
    Some may suggest a change, perhaps, to the one that I’d been using.
    32 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 8 1:17 PM 2007. In Humor, Love, Happiness
  • Oh, Darn It !
    “Oh, darn it, look what you did there. / You made me jump and that’s not fair. / I’ve tried so hard for this last hour, / and now you’ve go
    16 lines, 6 comments, on May 3 4:02 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Fun
  • On top of the Wardrobe
    On top of the wardrobe,
    All covered in dust,
    34 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 11 11:08 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour
  • One More Chance
    Why don’t you still love me?
    Why do you treat me this way?
    19 lines, 14 comments, on Mar 14 1:13 PM 2007. In Love, Humour
  • Our Loo
    Our loo stood down the garden, / when I was a tiny child, / A cold and crumbling privy / in weeds overgrown and wild. / And when I had to v
    36 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 26 6:24 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour.
  • Out to graze
    Well, I’ve cleared my desk and my stuff’s packed away. They’re putting me out to graze today.
    41 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 8 7:41 AM 2007. In Birthday, Retirement, Humour
  • Photo-Shoot
    The choice was grill or oven-bake,
    to get the latest ‘look’.
    24 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 5 9:03 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
  • Poor Henry
    Henry loved his sticky toffee,
    treacle pudding, cream banoffee.
    79 lines, 19 comments, on May 12 11:11 AM. In Children's, Fun. Humour, Humor.. Reward
  • Recipe
    8oz of pure affection, / that tastes of chocolate sauce. / 6oz of understanding, / without complaint of course. / 7oz of helpful comments
    40 lines, 14 comments, on May 24 9:07 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Cooking
  • Results: Ego 1 - Hopes 0
    You lift me up so proudly,
    my halo’s all a shine.
    19 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 5 1:24 PM 2007
  • Roller Skating Granny
    I love my next door neighbours.
    They’re a wonderful old pair.
    31 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 11 12:39 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Neighbours
  • Rules is Rules
    I'm a new member,so I am still trying to get my head around the rules in all these competitions. Fun to enter though.
    3 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 8 3:41 PM 2007. In Contest, Rhyme, Whatever
  • Shakespear's Haemorrhoids
    Shall I compare thee to a seat in Hell? / Thou art more ripened than the Grapes of Wrath. / I would not wish my foe this evil spell. / Each
    17 lines, 29 comments, on May 20 2:55 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Shakespeare, Sonnet
  • She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
    She loves me, she loves me not;
    how is this going to end?
    29 lines, 26 comments, on Feb 11 9:34 AM. In Love, Nature, Humor, Humour
  • Sire, It Was Not I.
    My King, My Lord, I must to thee declare, / I know thou art both truely wise and brave. / 'Tis said that thou dost treat thy subjects fair.
    17 lines, 9 comments, on May 24 10:51 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Sonnet
  • Smile Please
    19 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 16 5:17 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Really silly.
  • Speak Up
    She’ll never make a speaker, of this we have no doubt. / She always stands there laughing then her false teeth fall out. / How can she go on talking, as though we’re unaware, / that her words are really mumbled, an
    9 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 20 7:35 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly.
  • The Birthday Surprise
    My sons have made this challenge,
    and so this has to be,
    43 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 23 9:47 PM 2007. In Humour
  • The Brolly With Angst.
    I’m the brolly, ‘she’ forgot. / You know, the usual tale. / Carried here and carried there, / in case of rain or hail. / / Yesterday was j
    41 lines, 5 comments, on May 8 7:05 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Angst
  • The Dreaded Mobile Phone
    This is a true story - and Yes I am a grumpy old woman.
    40 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 11 6:19 PM 2007
  • The Fairy
    My little friend the Fairy.
    Was dancing close to me.
    9 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 18 2:49 PM 2007. In Fairy Tale, Childrens, Fantasy
  • The Irish Love a Party
    or Roller Skating Granny mark 2
    29 lines, on Mar 16 7:28 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
  • The Jester
    Shall I compare thee to a Poet’s Prayer? / When contests ask for words of merry wit, / Mere mortals left just standing there, / To curse ou
    13 lines, 3 comments, on May 24 7:34 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Sonnet.
  • The Leprechaun
    I’ve just seen a little Leprechaun.
    He was dancing close to me.
    19 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 18 7:27 AM 2007. In Humour, Humor, Fun
  • The Torch (or Have You Got A Light Mate?)
    So proud; we watched as Connie neared
    Olympic Torch held high.
    21 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 7 9:44 AM
  • The Tortoise
    Not for the faint hearted, but every word of this is true! Only my son's name has been changed.

    64 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 14 6:41 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Weird
  • The Worried Doughnut
    Will you step a little nearer.
    said the doughnut to the bun.
    23 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 16 6:18 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Really Silly
  • The Wrong Nose
    On the other side of Mars, / where no-one’s ever been, / the men have bright red noses, / and the ladies all have green. / / On the other side of Mars, / the part that’s out of sight, / their noses can confuse
    21 lines, 9 comments, on May 6 4:50 PM 2007. In Fun, Humor, Humour
  • There’s a Driggly in Yon Moat
    Oh, Sire there is a Driggly in yon moat, / and he’s eating thy stummly poppin fricks. / and though yon Driggly wears a chuddy scote, / Yond
    18 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 12 6:10 PM 2007. In Nonsense, Sonnet
  • Time Traveller
    I always find that my thoughts flit about when I am travelling alone. Suddenly you come back to reality and wonder if you have missed your
    23 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 23 12:44 PM 2007
  • Together For Ever
    A quiet place at last I’ve found They’ve placed me 6ft under ground.
    14 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 22 2:07 PM. In Epitaph, Humor, Humour
  • Too Tall For The Box
    When Walter sadly passed away,
    a meeting they did call.
    24 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 16 9:50 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Very Silly
  • Welcome To My Brain
    Welcome to me brain,
    though the light has long gone out.
    19 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 15 3:53 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly
  • When We Were Young
    Come dance with me, my darling dear;
    just like when we were young.
    52 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 30 2:50 PM. In Fun, Humour, Humor. Reward

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