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Here's a prayer for all the poets Who like to write in rhyme.
4 lines, 8 comments,
on Mar 12 7:02 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
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A little duck has told me that to-day’s a special day.
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I always seem to think in rhyme. Sometimes it drives me mad.
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Oh doctor dear I have a pain,
my heart is all a flutter.
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C ompletely muddled in my head, I’m / O ften in a spin. / N ow I have to write things down. / F orgetting everythin’. / U pset at loosing c
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(On top of Old Smokey)
Option 2 spoof of a song
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When asked why he’s looking so glum,
a young man replied to his chum:
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Dear poet I just have to ask;
do fish fingers really inspire?
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It seemed so perfect when I hid,
then big sis came and shut the lid.
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Just a ten minute poem, written while I was cooking tonights dinner at the same time as thinking about dusting my bedroom.
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An old year out - a new year in.
With good intentions; I’ll begin.
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A perfect hiding place I’ve found;
where death can creep with silent tread.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
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I love my shoes so dearly, / and both with equal share. / I love the left and I love the right. / Well, I only wear one pair. / / No, don’
34 lines, 4 comments,
on May 4 10:52 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
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The good news is
Alarm clock didn’t wake me up too late.
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I’m not feeling myself today;
I’m really not sure why.
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I close my eyes and I can fly. / I’m Super-dog. I fly sky high. / These ears are really magic wings. / Such new adventures, flying brings.
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What’s that I see up in the sky? It’s an elephant just flying by.
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Sir, that sticker in your window,
seems to offer quite a deal;
but I see now what you’re playing with and it surely can’t be real.
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Your letters lie gathering the dust. / Yet I can’t resist the words you bring to mind. / I know you have the key and so I trust, / that soo
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Ms Ladybird to-day you’re brought, / before this Judge to face the court. / It’s said while out and on the town, / you left your children a
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Snow is deep – up to my leg. I’ll shift it when I’ve boiled my egg.
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OK then, are you ready? Close your eyes and make a wish.
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Is this the man I married?
The one whose life I share?
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‘Tis good to see so many here
to pray for our dear sister;
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Things aren’t that bad Sir, surely not.
Won’t you come back inside?
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What a day, I’ve often said
when chaos reigns inside my head
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Who just turned on my butt light?
Who’s sneaking up behind?
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Monday I’m going to start a diet,
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I’ll eat all the food that’s offered.
and I really love the taste.
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If I could choose a Valentine, it would be easy choosing.
Some may suggest a change, perhaps, to the one that I’d been using.
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“Oh, darn it, look what you did there. / You made me jump and that’s not fair. / I’ve tried so hard for this last hour, / and now you’ve go
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On top of the wardrobe, All covered in dust,
34 lines, 4 comments,
on Mar 11 11:08 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour
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Why don’t you still love me?
Why do you treat me this way?
19 lines, 14 comments,
on Mar 14 1:13 PM 2007. In Love, Humour
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Our loo stood down the garden, / when I was a tiny child, / A cold and crumbling privy / in weeds overgrown and wild. / And when I had to v
36 lines, 8 comments,
on Jul 26 6:24 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour.
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Well, I’ve cleared my desk and my stuff’s packed away.
They’re putting me out to graze today.
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The choice was grill or oven-bake,
to get the latest ‘look’.
24 lines, 6 comments,
on Aug 5 9:03 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
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Henry loved his sticky toffee,
treacle pudding, cream banoffee.
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8oz of pure affection, / that tastes of chocolate sauce. / 6oz of understanding, / without complaint of course. / 7oz of helpful comments
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You lift me up so proudly, my halo’s all a shine.
19 lines, 6 comments,
on Apr 5 1:24 PM 2007
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I love my next door neighbours.
They’re a wonderful old pair.
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I'm a new member,so I am still trying to get my head around the rules in all these competitions. Fun to enter though.
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Shall I compare thee to a seat in Hell? / Thou art more ripened than the Grapes of Wrath. / I would not wish my foe this evil spell. / Each
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She loves me, she loves me not;
how is this going to end?
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My King, My Lord, I must to thee declare, / I know thou art both truely wise and brave. / 'Tis said that thou dost treat thy subjects fair.
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She’ll never make a speaker, of this we have no doubt. / She always stands there laughing then her false teeth fall out. / How can she go on talking, as though we’re unaware, / that her words are really mumbled, an
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My sons have made this challenge,
and so this has to be,
43 lines, 9 comments,
on Mar 23 9:47 PM 2007. In Humour
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I’m the brolly, ‘she’ forgot. / You know, the usual tale. / Carried here and carried there, / in case of rain or hail. / / Yesterday was j
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This is a true story - and Yes I am a grumpy old woman.
40 lines, 8 comments,
on Mar 11 6:19 PM 2007
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My little friend the Fairy. Was dancing close to me.
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or Roller Skating Granny mark 2
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Shall I compare thee to a Poet’s Prayer? / When contests ask for words of merry wit, / Mere mortals left just standing there, / To curse ou
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I’ve just seen a little Leprechaun. He was dancing close to me.
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So proud; we watched as Connie neared
Olympic Torch held high.
21 lines, 10 comments,
on Apr 7 9:44 AM
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Not for the faint hearted, but every word of this is true! Only my son's name has been changed.
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Will you step a little nearer.
said the doughnut to the bun.
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On the other side of Mars, / where no-one’s ever been, / the men have bright red noses, / and the ladies all have green. / / On the other side of Mars, / the part that’s out of sight, / their noses can confuse
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Oh, Sire there is a Driggly in yon moat, / and he’s eating thy stummly poppin fricks. / and though yon Driggly wears a chuddy scote, / Yond
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I always find that my thoughts flit about when I am travelling alone. Suddenly you come back to reality and wonder if you have missed your
23 lines, 3 comments,
on Mar 23 12:44 PM 2007
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A quiet place at last I’ve found
They’ve placed me 6ft under ground.
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When Walter sadly passed away, a meeting they did call.
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Welcome to me brain, though the light has long gone out.
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Come dance with me, my darling dear;
just like when we were young.
52 lines, 19 comments,
on Jan 30 2:50 PM. In Fun, Humour, Humor. Reward
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