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I went to the butcher to buy some meat
On the way there a cow I did meet -
Mxeid wrdos - Our Amzanig Mndis
Sahke tehm up and mnaenigs fnid -
Ahh, fair Peg......I know you not well
But already see....you're as funny as hell15 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 2 11:07 PM 2007
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Happy Birthday....sirbigMonkey
I think that you are really funky -
One day wyle my bike eye rowed
Eye ran write over a green towed -
So this is contest #50
With the words....I must be thrifty8 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 12 10:17 PM 2007. In Humor -
I'm as small as an ant, and as big as a whale
I'll approach like the breeze, but can come like a gale7 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 7 10:02 PM 2007 -
Iron the jeans
And mend the seams -
Although I didn't know this little dove
Marilyn her name now up above -
S arah is your name
H appiness you will claim -
Happy Birthday to you
You're a fan of U2 -
J ust a poem sent penned by little me / E xpressing my wish for a birthday filled with glee / A ll you wish for...I hope comes true / N ew hopes and dreams may you pursue / N ever may you feel sad or glum / I hope t
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Take me away to this fantasy place
Butterflies and Fairies my fears erase -
For you, Butterflydreams on the 27th / May your day take you to Heaven 11th / It'd be way better than Heaven 7th /
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I know a Poet called Lady Peg / Lots of points in her nest egg / Write something funny and win the points / Take her mind off those aching joints / Reading them all will amuse her no end / Lots of entries will surel
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One Two / Twenty steps to the loo / Three Four / Who's at the door? / Five Six / Her hand Chili licks / Seven Eight / For next poem we wait
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To you / Dear poet Ken / Another year older / And wiser than you were back when / You were only a child, young and carefree / Over the year
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Very attractive, 103 years young, foxy chick / Seeking athletic type man with hockey stick / Enjoys football, all water sports, hockey and7 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 16 6:06 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Thoughts, Weird, Silly (very silly)
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Imagine a tiny, cute little pup / So small that it could fit in a cup / Just think of all the places she'd hide / Snuggle up cosy in a bag
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So dogs DON'T drive on Earth, Officer?
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In October of 1992, my ex partner and I were part of a ride from Victoria Australia to our National Capital Canberra, for the opening of a
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Lady Peg / Please get well soon. / You have a heart of Gold. / A true friend to us who know you. / Always there for everyone in need. / It
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Stop screaming at me ! / It said it would be fun on the TV. / I only did what they had said / They promised it wouldn't go to my head / It
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A ll the very best for your birthday
D on't hold back...get out that guitar, and play -
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A poet who is so very dear to me Is thinking of leaving allpoetry
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Such an awesome couple, you both make
Come on one and all, and let's partake -
All new cyber diet
I kid you not, you outta try it -
Wonder
what the peasants -
Magic
swirls around her -
Mary Mary quite contrary
She had legs that were real hairy -
Gaylene
Special lady -
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Ha,ha,ha... look at little Miss up herself
Sitting over there beside that big bookshelf -
My Mother always said "These things are sent to try us"
When I was so much younger I did not understand -
A nyone out there seen my brain? / C oz I really think I've gone insane / R ambling on in poetic form / O h now I think I'm getting warm / S eems to me it's not lost at all / T hank God for that I do recall / I th
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I'm having so much fun here
See me sitting on my rear -
Look at what I've gone and done
Making sand castles, having fun -
Loghan you are my little man
One more year has now just began -
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Oh Officer Pleeeeeeeeese...you don't understand
I need to audition and it's been planned -
Mrs Wiggs is the keeper of the cabbage patch
She just loves her work growing babies by the batch -
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Charlene
Welcome to you -
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I'm not stressed
Just depressed -
She sat sadly searching sea shore
Surely some shiny shells she'd score9 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 12 8:53 PM. In Humor, Words starting with "s", Weird, Silly and quite stupid, Contest
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One day while working at my job
I stuck my foot right in my gob -
Stretching the truth is something I would never do
As true as I'm flying this aeroplane...it's true17 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 17 9:17 PM. In Humor, Weird, Absolutely ridiculous load of crap, Contest -
"There's skeletons in my cupboard" I said to my Mum
"It's just a bad dream" she said... a lullaby she hummed -
Some people have really big ones...many I have seen
The way that they strut around flaunting them is obscene -
Poor Marge
Homer's so large -
"Oooooh Nooooooo will ya look at me!"
Cats should NEVER go to sea -
By the end of your contest
I hope that you feel your best -
The Sioux
Proud, gentle race -
Some people here in the land downunder
Were slightly confused and left to wonder -
On a chilly Sherwood Forest morn
Friar Tuck went out to pick some corn -
My owner calls me Fugly, can you guess why?
Judges at the feline show turned a blind eye -
When my Partner said "Come sail with me"; I thought how romantic
He'd hired the most expensive yacht to sail seas of Atlantic -
He's a fluffy bunny and he's always so happy
Never does he frown; or have days that are real crappy -
I think the GPS is dodgy !http://www.break.com/pictures/tough-spot596713.html
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The other day; a funny thing I saw
So funny; I let out a loud guffaw -
We're magic mushies; livin' in the forests.
We're many colours and not found in florests.
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