List: D) My Honorable Mentions

• I've lost my marbles !

  I went to the butcher to buy some meat
  On the way there a cow I did meet

  29 lines, 19 comments, on Feb 4 7:29 PM 2007. In Humor, Fantasy, Weird
• Rantings from Jules

  Mxeid wrdos - Our Amzanig Mndis
  Sahke tehm up and mnaenigs fnid

  10 lines, 25 comments, on Feb 21 10:53 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Silly
• Option # 5

  Ahh, fair Peg......I know you not well
  But already see....you're as funny as hell

  15 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 2 11:07 PM 2007
• Me

  I am one of four girls
  All but one of us has curls

  31 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 4 1:08 AM 2007. In Life, Love, Personal, Thoughts, Contest
• Birthday Wishes From 'OZ'

  Happy Birthday....sirbigMonkey
  I think that you are really funky

  13 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 6 5:25 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, Life
• [ Won day wile my bike eye rowed ]

  One day wyle my bike eye rowed
  Eye ran write over a green towed

  13 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 6 7:23 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Silly
• Alice's 50th Contest !

  So this is contest #50
  With the words....I must be thrifty

  8 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 12 10:17 PM 2007. In Humor
• What am I ?

  I'm as small as an ant, and as big as a whale
  I'll approach like the breeze, but can come like a gale

  7 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 7 10:02 PM 2007
• What a chore !

  Iron the jeans
  And mend the seams

  13 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 24 8:03 AM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• for Marilyn

  Although I didn't know this little dove
  Marilyn her name now up above

  10 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 25 12:08 AM 2007. In Sad, Thoughts, Pain
• I'm Fucking Angry !

  67 lines, 21 comments, on Apr 10 6:27 AM 2007. In Adult, Pain, Sad, Thoughts, Abuse
• SHADOW EATER (Acrostic)

  S arah is your name
  H appiness you will claim

  13 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 15 8:50 PM 2007. In Hope, Personal, Thoughts
• Happy Birthday to You ! (Sung to Happy Birthday to You)

  Happy Birthday to you
  You're a fan of U2

  24 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 16 6:50 AM 2007. In Lyrics, Birthday Wishes, Contest
• Choices.

  Do you really think I care? / The choices you've made and have to bear / A responsible Mother...you are not / Your Daughter's needs...have

  21 lines, 23 comments, on Apr 24 10:37 PM 2007. In Abuse, Hope, Life, Pain, Personal, Sad, Thoughts
• JEANNIE HUNTER (Acrostic)

  J ust a poem sent penned by little me / E xpressing my wish for a birthday filled with glee / A ll you wish for...I hope comes true / N ew hopes and dreams may you pursue / N ever may you feel sad or glum / I hope t

  16 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 30 9:48 PM 2007. In Thoughts, Personal, Birthday wishes
• Three Wishes

  Take me away to this fantasy place
  Butterflies and Fairies my fears erase

  19 lines, 19 comments, on Apr 16 2:09 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Thoughts, Contest
• Wishes for you !

  For you, Butterflydreams on the 27th / May your day take you to Heaven 11th / It'd be way better than Heaven 7th /

  3 lines, 8 comments, on May 20 1:10 AM 2007. In Personal, Thoughts, Birthday Wishes, Contest
• Mindless Muse

  I know a Poet called Lady Peg / Lots of points in her nest egg / Write something funny and win the points / Take her mind off those aching joints / Reading them all will amuse her no end / Lots of entries will surel

  13 lines, 20 comments, on May 17 10:39 PM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• One Two, Lindy Who?

  One Two / Twenty steps to the loo / Three Four / Who's at the door? / Five Six / Her hand Chili licks / Seven Eight / For next poem we wait

  21 lines, 20 comments, on May 24 1:33 AM 2007. In Humor, Love, Thoughts, Weird
• We're not pedigree?

  Mum told us we were the purest of breeding / (but) / A Shar Pei took care of our Mums needing !

  2 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 5 11:00 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird, Thoughts, Caption, Contest
• For Ken

  To you / Dear poet Ken / Another year older / And wiser than you were back when / You were only a child, young and carefree / Over the year

  9 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 11 1:32 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Personal, Life, Birthday wishes
• Foxy Chick

  Very attractive, 103 years young, foxy chick / Seeking athletic type man with hockey stick / Enjoys football, all water sports, hockey and

  7 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 16 6:06 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Thoughts, Weird, Silly (very silly)
• Paris's pooch

  Imagine a tiny, cute little pup / So small that it could fit in a cup / Just think of all the places she'd hide / Snuggle up cosy in a bag

  15 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 28 9:57 PM 2007. In Humor, Society, Thoughts, Weird
• Krypton Pooch !

  So dogs DON'T drive on Earth, Officer?

  0 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 2 12:28 AM 2007. In Humor, Weird, Caption
• Life sucks!

  I've not worked full time for 2 and a half years / I hurt my back...now I'm worthless, so it appears / I've been examined, questioned, doub

  15 lines, 14 comments, on Jun 29 3:29 AM 2007. In Pain, Personal, Life, Thoughts, Sad
• Eating worms!

  Aww, come on bro...just try one. I can feel it wriggling right here!

  0 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 1 10:27 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, Weird, Fantasy, Caption
• Hungover!

  Oh dear! / What have I done? / I should have stopped at one / I wasn't intending on it / Saving lost souls just proves so hard at times /

  8 lines, 22 comments, on Jul 5 1:51 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Thoughts, Humor
• Fuck You !

  8 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 12 11:26 PM 2007. In Pain, Society, Thoughts, Contest, Adult
• October 1992

  In October of 1992, my ex partner and I were part of a ride from Victoria Australia to our National Capital Canberra, for the opening of a

  0 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 18 5:31 AM 2007. In Personal, Life, Thoughts
• We need rain !

  I'm not really good at praying / Don't go to church, is what I'm saying / To the Rainmaking Gods, I'd like to speak / Coz things in 'OZ' ar

  22 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 22 9:44 PM 2007. In Hope, Personal, Thoughts, Contest, Nature, Humor
• Get well soon.

  Lady Peg / Please get well soon. / You have a heart of Gold. / A true friend to us who know you. / Always there for everyone in need. / It

  10 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 23 8:42 PM 2007. In Personal, Thoughts, Get well wishes, Contest
• A Little Drink (or three)

  Stop screaming at me ! / It said it would be fun on the TV. / I only did what they had said / They promised it wouldn't go to my head / It

  13 lines, 20 comments, on Jul 21 6:24 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Thoughts, Contest
• Adabarb (Acrostic)

  A ll the very best for your birthday
  D on't hold back...get out that guitar, and play

  8 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 15 11:28 PM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, Happy Birthday
• I Hate You ! !

  40 lines, 22 comments, on Aug 23 10:13 PM 2007. In Adult, Abuse, Pain, Personal, Sad, Thoughts, Contest
• Bugger !

  Should have bought a digital ! !

  0 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 2 6:59 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• For someone special !

  A poet who is so very dear to me Is thinking of leaving allpoetry

  13 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 22 11:59 PM 2007. In Pain, Personal, Sad, Thoughts
• Scott and Tory (Acrostic)

  Such an awesome couple, you both make
  Come on one and all, and let's partake

  13 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 5 10:36 PM 2007. In Happy, Wedding wishes, Hope, Personal, Thoughts, Contest
• Cyber Diet.

  All new cyber diet
  I kid you not, you outta try it

  15 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 30 8:53 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Weird, Funny, Pic Inspired
• Pondering

  Wonder
  what the peasants

  8 lines, 17 comments, on Jan 16 5:17 PM. In Thoughts, Contest, Pic inspired
• The Final Straw

  My whole world is falling apart
  Be strong be happy...where to start?

  69 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 10 9:08 PM. In Contest, Life, Pain, Sad, Thoughts

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