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Perhaps you feel threatened perhaps you were bored
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Where did my Amego lay?
All molarpreened in dicklehay!
33 lines, 15 comments,
on Jan 15 2:16 PM 2007
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Intrusive Narcissistic
13 lines, 9 comments,
on Jan 19 9:06 AM 2007. In Dark, Society
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I see your little eyes peeking around the corner
27 lines,
on Sep 3 10:23 AM 2006. In Humor
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I'm not going to apologize! I am a girl! Got that?
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Foaming loving lapping from head to toe
7 lines, 6 comments,
on Sep 5 6:11 PM 2006. In Love
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I guess I'll read your poems
and just take things in hand
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8 lines, 4 comments,
on Sep 18 5:37 AM 2006. In Love
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Baffled again. What a mountain to climb! Hundreds of episodes of Gilligan's Island and Captain Kangaroo. Millions of "Not good enough's" and "Not now's". Cindy
18 lines, 8 comments,
on Sep 18 5:50 PM 2006. In Humor, Dark
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"Hey, sweetheart! HEY, HEY!
Over here
63 lines, 12 comments,
on Sep 26 5:32 AM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
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I have a confession to make. I don't understand love at all. I read through many an accomplished poets love poems this evening, and I don't get them. Any of them. I must be really, really stupid.
31 lines, 18 comments,
on Sep 27 8:01 PM 2006. In Sad, Dark, Angst
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21 lines, 8 comments,
on Oct 4 4:53 AM 2006. In Adult humor
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"I believe that last time we were discussing why you feel that you love women but don't trust them."
35 lines, 15 comments,
on Oct 4 4:49 PM 2006. In Humor, Dark
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Another DK poem, great! This one’s really fine.
(Open another window – Webster’s.com online)
48 lines, 24 comments,
on Oct 30 6:19 PM 2006. In Abuse, Humor
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If I could tell you why I love you It would show you nothing new
44 lines, 13 comments,
on Nov 17 4:58 AM 2006. In Love, Humor
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19 lines, 12 comments,
on Nov 21 4:38 PM 2006
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on Nov 25 9:13 AM 2006. In Humor
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9 lines, 16 comments,
on Mar 28 10:28 PM 2007. In Erotica, Humor
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Apparently I have been bad... I have been leading people to become...
41 lines, 9 comments,
on Mar 29 9:18 PM 2007
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Your foolishness madam is sly but I know by the gleam in your eye
18 lines, 5 comments,
on Apr 2 8:46 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
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10 lines, 5 comments,
on Apr 4 11:58 AM 2007. In Adult, Fantasy, Humor, Other, Thoughts, Spiritual, Weird, Adult humor, Abstract, Love
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18 lines, 7 comments,
on Apr 5 5:08 PM 2007. In Erotica, Humor
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you tripped me as I walked the beach
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He came in a blaze of glory riding his tricycle
25 lines, 10 comments,
on Apr 9 7:57 AM 2007. In Humor, Society
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There was a young man named Jim Potter
they called Potter the pee-potty squatter
10 lines, 27 comments,
on Apr 21 6:08 PM 2007
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/ Did you ever step back and say, "Really? / If that's reality then I want no part of it! / I'll just hide over here in the corner with / the other shadow people and make faces at those
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When you said I should call at four / I did, but you were out the door. / And when I tried to call at five / They told me you just left th
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/ / PerVirtuous / Ever / Realizes / Virtue / Is / Rudimentary / Towards / Unifying / Our / Untamed / Souls / / Always / Lives / Life / As / Now /
19 lines, 10 comments,
on May 8 9:43 PM 2007. In acrostic
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quit it / spit it / drop your pants and / hit it / see it / free it / drop your guard and / be it / screw it / do it / let your eyes see /
30 lines, 12 comments,
on May 18 9:41 PM 2007
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When my tears come, they take their toll / They’re violently ripped from my soul / Tears I hide so no one can see / Shedding my tears will
30 lines, 7 comments,
on May 24 11:43 PM 2007
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Still, / he was so still / inside of me / yet, I could feel / him growing / expanding / becoming / a part of
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I cannot help but see / the unmistakable sexual connotation / of using the word gooooo / instead of the wo
29 lines, 8 comments,
on May 26 4:22 AM 2007. In Humor
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the incessant chatter of all the pelicans on my roof / "Ner ner ner" all because the broken paper cups cut my feet / and I bled all over th
9 lines, 8 comments,
on May 26 9:04 PM 2007. In Weird
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I know that a birthday is for / gettin' love from the ones who adore / but I'm judging away / so I'm skipping today / and I'll do the next three-sixty-four
6 lines, 4 comments,
on May 31 11:31 AM 2007. In Other
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Air coming out my butt leaves a wake of toxicity.
0 lines, 18 comments,
on Jun 11 11:43 PM 2007. In Humor
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122 lines, 6 comments,
on Jun 14 12:17 AM 2007. In Adult, Limerick
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16 lines, 18 comments,
on Jun 22 12:43 AM 2007. In Adult, Limerick
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I saw a fire hydrant / picked a booger / flicked it at a penguin / was bit by a pengiun / banged my knee on a hydrant / all over a booger / never flick a booger / at a penguin / near a fire
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2 lines, 4 comments,
on Jul 4 7:27 PM 2007. In Adult, Weird
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To all those who understand me / I bow deeply and weep at your feet / And ask you ever so humbly / Would you please pity me, be discreet / I don’t want everyone to know / That I am just a puppeteer
46 lines, 2 comments,
on Jul 8 6:28 PM 2007
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I dreamed I was carrying / the angel cake of paradise / on my way to visit the queen / stumbling across the desert / climbing the frozen mountains / wading through the swamps / By boat, foot, bicyc
25 lines, 4 comments,
on Jul 18 10:31 AM 2007. In Personal, Sad
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the blacksmith / worked on carriage axles / pounding them straight / with his assortment of hammers / unless the metal had a flaw / and refused to be straightened / then he
28 lines, 1 comment,
on Jul 22 6:57 AM 2007
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Things everyone should know about me:
I never snore during sex
32 lines, 9 comments,
on Sep 21 7:14 AM 2007. In Thoughts
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this describes posession... look at my avatar... then the eye...
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How come women make me feel
Brilliantly stupid
11 lines, 7 comments,
on Oct 15 3:50 PM 2007
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I smile at those
who talk behind my back
16 lines, 7 comments,
on Oct 20 10:43 AM 2007. In Humor
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The world is exactly as it should be.
0 lines, 5 comments,
on Nov 14 7:53 PM 2007. In Thoughts
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My love, I find you flawless!
Yet, the time apart, due to my inability
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The time is ripe for me to show
That rhyming comments burn and glow
5 lines, 20 comments,
on Nov 27 8:41 PM 2007. In Humor
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there are activities in this life
that are matchless for intensity
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1. Username? PerVirtouos Allan
2. First name or nickname? Oh, AL
20 lines, 18 comments,
on Dec 27 8:35 PM 2007. In Humor, Personal
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All the words were in the right places…
The story seemed plausible enough…
10 lines, 2 comments,
on Dec 24 11:56 PM 2007. In Dark
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I think that I shall try my luck at this
Oh, piss! This thing will suck
23 lines, 9 comments,
on Feb 18 9:17 AM. In Humor
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This poem is to be a grunged-up version of John Mellencamp's "Authority" song, with the following lyrics. I know it is not exactly what you asked for, but i thought it would be funny as hell.
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Dead flowers
littered the table
44 lines, 2 comments,
on Feb 28 6:57 AM. In Contest
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Tell me that putting yourself in shock
and waking up all groggy and confused
19 lines, 16 comments,
on Mar 1 5:35 PM. In Society, Dark
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She went to the church
to find a little something
46 lines, 4 comments,
on Mar 8 11:58 PM. In Humor
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When grandpa died
he left this note
75 lines, 12 comments,
on Mar 23 4:06 PM. In Dark, Humor
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You wanton huthy with your high-heeled shoeth
Don't you be crackin' on my mithing groin
20 lines, 4 comments,
on Apr 3 10:42 AM. In Humor
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when you cut your hand and stand there bleeding
waiting for your fellow blood-pledger to reciprocate
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3 lines, 4 comments,
on Apr 3 9:52 PM. In Erotica
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there are no lies
more disheartening
12 lines, 3 comments,
on Apr 4 9:58 AM. In Thoughts
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Let me introduce myself.
I am an idiot.
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i see the goobeling ooze
dripping from the smiles
17 lines, 7 comments,
on Apr 19 7:26 AM. In Weird
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A Toxic Misuse of the Concept of Truth.
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She has the single-minded
Awareness as well as
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