List: Absolute crap

• From Boy to Man (A 10 minute klunker)

  37 lines, 20 comments, on Dec 19 5:32 PM 2006. In Adult humor, Sad, Personal, My life
• "The mirror on my shoe shows your lack of panties" A 10 minute Klunker

  22 lines, 22 comments, on Dec 16 4:35 PM 2006. In Adult humor, Weird
• Talk to me Babe (A ten minute klunker)

  Perhaps you feel threatened
  perhaps you were bored

  30 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 19 6:43 AM 2006. In Love, Personal, Spiritual
• From Boy to Man (A 10 minute klunker)

  37 lines, 20 comments, on Dec 19 5:32 PM 2006. In Adult humor, Sad, Personal, My life
• Amego's Amynuglo

  Where did my Amego lay?
  All molarpreened in dicklehay!

  33 lines, 15 comments, on Jan 15 2:16 PM 2007
• Stalker Love (acrostic with no secret clue)

  Intrusive
  Narcissistic

  13 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 19 9:06 AM 2007. In Dark, Society
• Spinning in place

  
  I see your little eyes peeking around the corner

  27 lines, on Sep 3 10:23 AM 2006. In Humor
• Shit! I'm SUCH a girl!

  I'm not going to apologize! I am a girl! Got that?

  20 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 3 9:31 PM 2006. In Weird, Adult humor, Spiritual
• I want to be your Soapy Bath Sponge

  
  Foaming loving lapping from head to toe

  7 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 5 6:11 PM 2006. In Love
• Telekenetic Coitus

  I guess I'll read your poems
  and just take things in hand

  20 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 8 9:41 PM 2006. In Adult, Love, Humor
• Infinite

  
  

  8 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 18 5:37 AM 2006. In Love
• Rant at nobody in particular.

  Baffled again. What a mountain to climb! Hundreds of episodes of Gilligan's Island and Captain Kangaroo. Millions of "Not good enough's" and "Not now's". Cindy

  18 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 18 5:50 PM 2006. In Humor, Dark
• Trillium

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  95 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 23 7:17 PM 2006. In Spiritual, Love, Hope
• Phantom? Not me! HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU!

  "Hey, sweetheart! HEY, HEY!
  Over here

  63 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 26 5:32 AM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
• My Discovery

  I have a confession to make. I don't understand love at all. I read through many an accomplished poets love poems this evening, and I don't get them. Any of them. I must be really, really stupid.

  31 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 27 8:01 PM 2006. In Sad, Dark, Angst
• Love Is Like My Cabbage Patch

  
  

  21 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 4 4:53 AM 2006. In Adult humor
• Conversation with my Therapist 2

  
  "I believe that last time we were discussing why you feel that you love women but don't trust them."

  35 lines, 15 comments, on Oct 4 4:49 PM 2006. In Humor, Dark
• Ass Kicking in C-Minor

  
  

  19 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 11 6:27 PM 2006. In Spiritual, Humor
• Ode to DK akaLunaticSerene

  Another DK poem, great! This one’s really fine.
  (Open another window – Webster’s.com online)

  48 lines, 24 comments, on Oct 30 6:19 PM 2006. In Abuse, Humor
• It's all about me, isn't it?

  
  

  67 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 15 12:16 AM 2006. In Erotica, Love, Humor
• Why Not?

  If I could tell you why I love you
  It would show you nothing new

  44 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 17 4:58 AM 2006. In Love, Humor
• Melted Cheese

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  19 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 21 4:38 PM 2006
• My Hot, Glistening Thighs (a 10 min clunker)

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  16 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 25 9:13 AM 2006. In Humor
• Maxipad (Graphic Vulgarities)

  106 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 26 2:21 PM 2006. In Adult humor, Weird, Lyrics
• Kunstenaar the Great

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  20 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 3 6:11 AM 2006. In Society, Spiritual, Weird
• Lightly Licking Little Lola's Labia ******Graphic Adult Tongue Twister*******

  9 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 28 10:28 PM 2007. In Erotica, Humor
• Al's Apology

  Apparently I have been bad...
  I have been leading people to become...

  41 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 29 9:18 PM 2007
• The Revenge of the Castrated Man

  23 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 2 7:23 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor, Weird, Limerick
• Your Foolishness Madam

  Your foolishness madam is sly
  but I know by the gleam in your eye

  18 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 2 8:46 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• High-ness

  14 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 3 1:52 AM 2007. In Adult, Humor, Weird
• Animal Farm

  5 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 3 10:29 AM 2007. In Adult, Humor, Limerick
• Immigration to Maine

  10 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 4 11:58 AM 2007. In Adult, Fantasy, Humor, Other, Thoughts, Spiritual, Weird, Adult humor, Abstract, Love
• Your Desire...

  18 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 5 5:08 PM 2007. In Erotica, Humor
• Beach Bitch

  you tripped me
  as I walked the beach

  17 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 6 1:10 AM 2007. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts
• Pseudobenchwarmer

  He came in a blaze of glory
  riding his tricycle

  25 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 9 7:57 AM 2007. In Humor, Society
• Potter the Pee-Potty Squatter

  There was a young man named Jim Potter
  they called Potter the pee-potty squatter

  10 lines, 27 comments, on Apr 21 6:08 PM 2007
• Really?

  / Did you ever step back and say, "Really? / If that's reality then I want no part of it! / I'll just hide over here in the corner with / the other shadow people and make faces at those

  15 lines, 4 comments, on May 1 2:52 PM 2007. In Humor, Satire, Society
• Phone Tag? Or Technological Torture?

  When you said I should call at four / I did, but you were out the door. / And when I tried to call at five / They told me you just left th

  23 lines, 16 comments, on May 2 9:54 PM 2007. In Personal, Society
• PerVirtuous Allan Acrostic

  / / PerVirtuous / Ever / Realizes / Virtue / Is / Rudimentary / Towards / Unifying / Our / Untamed / Souls / / Always / Lives / Life / As / Now /

  19 lines, 10 comments, on May 8 9:43 PM 2007. In acrostic
• quit it

  quit it / spit it / drop your pants and / hit it / see it / free it / drop your guard and / be it / screw it / do it / let your eyes see /

  30 lines, 12 comments, on May 18 9:41 PM 2007
• Accuracy Scmaccuracy!

  When my tears come, they take their toll / They’re violently ripped from my soul / Tears I hide so no one can see / Shedding my tears will

  30 lines, 7 comments, on May 24 11:43 PM 2007
• The Art of Silliness

  Still, / he was so still / inside of me / yet, I could feel / him growing / expanding / becoming / a part of

  25 lines, 8 comments, on May 25 1:23 AM 2007. In Dark, Weird, Spiritual, Nature, Other
• Ready...Set...Gooooo!!!!!

  I cannot help but see / the unmistakable sexual connotation / of using the word gooooo / instead of the wo

  29 lines, 8 comments, on May 26 4:22 AM 2007. In Humor
• Momma's Boots Don't Flip the Pancakes of Desire

  the incessant chatter of all the pelicans on my roof / "Ner ner ner" all because the broken paper cups cut my feet / and I bled all over th

  9 lines, 8 comments, on May 26 9:04 PM 2007. In Weird
• Non-Entry

  I know that a birthday is for / gettin' love from the ones who adore / but I'm judging away / so I'm skipping today / and I'll do the next three-sixty-four

  6 lines, 4 comments, on May 31 11:31 AM 2007. In Other
• Air Coming Out My Butt

  Air coming out my butt leaves a wake of toxicity.

  0 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 11 11:43 PM 2007. In Humor
• Limerick Chain #13

  122 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 14 12:17 AM 2007. In Adult, Limerick
• Cyberbaby Blues

  16 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 22 12:43 AM 2007. In Adult, Limerick
• 123 312 231

  I saw a fire hydrant / picked a booger / flicked it at a penguin / was bit by a pengiun / banged my knee on a hydrant / all over a booger / never flick a booger / at a penguin / near a fire

  14 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 26 7:59 AM 2007. In Class Assignment
• Lunatics in Love

  2 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 4 7:27 PM 2007. In Adult, Weird
• Egos at Play

  To all those who understand me / I bow deeply and weep at your feet / And ask you ever so humbly / Would you please pity me, be discreet / I don’t want everyone to know / That I am just a puppeteer

  46 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 8 6:28 PM 2007
• The Chocolate Cake of Paradise

  I dreamed I was carrying / the angel cake of paradise / on my way to visit the queen / stumbling across the desert / climbing the frozen mountains / wading through the swamps / By boat, foot, bicyc

  25 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 18 10:31 AM 2007. In Personal, Sad
• The Blacksmith

  the blacksmith / worked on carriage axles / pounding them straight / with his assortment of hammers / unless the metal had a flaw / and refused to be straightened / then he

  28 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 22 6:57 AM 2007
• About Me

  Things everyone should know about me: I never snore during sex

  32 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 21 7:14 AM 2007. In Thoughts
• My Vessel

  this describes posession... look at my avatar... then the eye...

  22 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 13 3:13 PM 2007. In Spiritual, Dark
• Brilliantly Stupid

  How come women make me feel Brilliantly stupid

  11 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 15 3:50 PM 2007
• Beans Laced with Garlic

  I smile at those who talk behind my back

  16 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 20 10:43 AM 2007. In Humor
• The world is...

  The world is exactly as it should be.

  0 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 14 7:53 PM 2007. In Thoughts
• Chump's Email

  My love, I find you flawless! Yet, the time apart, due to my inability

  31 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 14 10:58 PM 2007. In Fantasy, Contest
• PerVirtuous Allan - Rhyme Time I Shine!

  The time is ripe for me to show
  That rhyming comments burn and glow

  5 lines, 20 comments, on Nov 27 8:41 PM 2007. In Humor
• monotony is in the details

  there are activities in this life that are matchless for intensity

  11 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 22 2:56 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• The Real PerV

  1. Username? PerVirtouos Allan
  2. First name or nickname? Oh, AL

  20 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 27 8:35 PM 2007. In Humor, Personal
• Hollow Victory

  All the words were in the right places…
  The story seemed plausible enough…

  10 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 24 11:56 PM 2007. In Dark
• What's That Hand Doing In MY Pocket?

  47 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 5 11:29 PM. In Humor, Society, Adult
• Batter Up! (revised!)

  I think that I shall try my luck at this
  Oh, piss! This thing will suck

  23 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 18 9:17 AM. In Humor
• Bitch from Kansas

  This poem is to be a grunged-up version of John Mellencamp's "Authority" song, with the following lyrics. I know it is not exactly what you asked for, but i thought it would be funny as hell.

  46 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 17 3:44 PM. In Humor, Song Parody
• Dead Flowers

  Dead flowers
  littered the table

  44 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 28 6:57 AM. In Contest
• Irresponsible Bull$h!T

  Tell me that putting yourself in shock
  and waking up all groggy and confused

  19 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 1 5:35 PM. In Society, Dark
• A Little Something

  She went to the church to find a little something

  46 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 8 11:58 PM. In Humor
• Family Curse

  When grandpa died
  he left this note

  75 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 23 4:06 PM. In Dark, Humor
• Eunuch's Pouty Comeback

  You wanton huthy with your high-heeled shoeth Don't you be crackin' on my mithing groin

  20 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 3 10:42 AM. In Humor
• Bleeding Alone

  when you cut your hand and stand there bleeding
  waiting for your fellow blood-pledger to reciprocate

  13 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 3 3:39 PM. In Dark, Sad, Society
• Monitor Mary

  3 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 3 9:52 PM. In Erotica
• Omissions

  there are no lies
  more disheartening

  12 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 4 9:58 AM. In Thoughts
• Poet's Blog, Day 1 - Oximoron.

  Let me introduce myself. I am an idiot.

  27 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 10 10:47 AM. In Humor, Personal
• World-class Wallower!

  i see the goobeling ooze dripping from the smiles

  17 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 19 7:26 AM. In Weird
• A Toxic Misuse of the Concept of Truth

  A Toxic Misuse of the Concept of Truth.

  5 lines, 9 comments, on May 19 1:53 PM. In Spiritual, Thoughts
• Rhino Ghost from Hart Crane’s Drunken Sailor Orgy Tries to Kill Me

  She has the single-minded
  Awareness as well as

  52 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 3 5:42 PM. In Fantasy, Personal, Life, Weird

• right now

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