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Myra is a wond'rous being amazing, sweet, and fine
46 lines, 10 comments,
on Dec 12 9:49 PM 2006. In Humor
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Never felt as loved as I do today as I watch her turn and walk away
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my friends and I we had a race
across the park today
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bring bare bear to wood not bare would to bear!
28 lines, 5 comments,
on Jan 4 6:34 PM 2007. In Humor, Love
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I simply don't believe my eyes
this is a very big surprise
12 lines, 7 comments,
on Jan 16 10:06 AM 2007. In Humor
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I saw a man with two glass eyes
(Though obviously not very well)
73 lines, 11 comments,
on Jun 15 4:06 PM. In Humor, Weird
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This Bastard named Allan's got very special talents.
13 lines, 4 comments,
on Jan 21 5:48 AM 2007
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Imagine a beatnick being accompanied by high-hat and snare-drum played with brushes. He dances and makes wild hand gestures in order to ma
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the bird, the tree the manatee
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New fallen snow leaves all the world
much colder than before
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I’ve seen my share of angels and bathed in their love song
77 lines, 12 comments,
on Feb 17 7:01 PM 2007
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Irreverent with smiling eyes Impish to a fault
20 lines, 6 comments,
on Mar 9 10:38 AM 2007
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Precocious as a tender child
Precious as can be
11 lines, 5 comments,
on Mar 9 12:36 PM 2007. In Love, no guest
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Opened my eyes and I did see
that nothing did look right to me
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you've never been hurt you've never been down
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Vulnerable man sat Arms folded
55 lines, 6 comments,
on Mar 24 5:02 PM 2007. In love, personal
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You ask for words of wisdom
when there is no wisdom in words
41 lines, 7 comments,
on Jul 30 5:41 AM 2006. In Spiritual
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8 lines, 7 comments,
on Aug 27 3:04 AM 2006. In Spiritual
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56 lines, 10 comments,
on Sep 9 12:19 PM 2006. In Humor, Dark, Hope
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one day we'll woo woo wham whoopie!
for all eternity
38 lines, 17 comments,
on Jun 15 4:10 PM. In Love
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28 lines, 15 comments,
on Apr 2 2:48 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor
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Ahhhh, beautiful one of shining love… I promised I would save you
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/ So easily we can make up our mind / Believing that we ultimately know
23 lines, 2 comments,
on May 6 6:28 AM 2007. In Spiritual
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/ / she said she likes her vices / I said I understand / cut life in little slices / then take them each in hand / avoid the bigger pictu
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/ I must be normal / cause I feel so insane / I must be thinking / cause I can't stop my brain / I must be happy / cause I feel so much pain / you
47 lines, 6 comments,
on May 10 7:00 AM 2007. In Dark, Humor
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Look at her / all teeth, hair and curves... / all the average women / the ones that like guys like me / are with somebody with more nerve /
29 lines, 12 comments,
on May 14 9:07 PM 2007. In Love, Humor
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22 lines, 37 comments,
on Jul 27 10:04 PM 2007. In Humor, Adult
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9 lines, 12 comments,
on Jul 28 3:29 PM 2007. In Humor, Adult
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Left Out
Invited to a party I show up two minutes late
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31 lines, 6 comments,
on Aug 31 10:36 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor
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Hoobity-boobity
Doctor Phil's analyst
11 lines, 6 comments,
on Sep 1 2:10 AM 2007
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There's no rest for the wicked...
'cause I know where they are
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VERSE
I'm NOT gay I just took a wide stance
52 lines, 21 comments,
on Sep 20 10:14 AM 2007. In Humor, Society
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I hugged a tree, a hackmatac
Surprisingly, it hugged me back
73 lines, 12 comments,
on Jun 15 4:15 PM. In Nature
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We are all perfect souls struggling to realize that perfection in this life, confused by our senses and waiting for somebody to tell us where the starting line is.
0 lines, 4 comments,
on Oct 11 10:39 AM 2007. In Humor, Society
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Amidst the fluid salt liquidity
I took the fairest maiden in my arms
21 lines, 7 comments,
on Oct 22 3:40 PM 2007. In Society, Humor
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The agent gave an odd odd smile
accusitive and stern.
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She woke up to pee
forgetting where whe was
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I remember when little Tommy and I went hunting. We each had Daisy air rifles that shot bb's with little or no accuracy. Tommy would practice and practice, shooting at every living thing in sight. I shot at the sun
28 lines, 9 comments,
on Nov 1 9:29 AM 2007
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I’ve had my aspirations
And wanted so to be
48 lines, 2 comments,
on Nov 9 4:00 PM 2007
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The Waterford is irreplaceable
and now, alas, is irrepairable
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The maiden in the tower
A cut rose in a vase
55 lines, 3 comments,
on Nov 14 2:14 PM 2007
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Once the King of the Stars manifested himself as a lion. The Queen of Fairies came by manifested as a firefly, and landed on his nose. She
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"I feel like going out to dinner." She said with a big smile.
"OK. Where do you want to go." He replied.
48 lines, 12 comments,
on Dec 7 12:33 AM 2007. In Society, Humor
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The Gardener dragged himself to the garden, with hose and clippers. He had been alone for a very long time, and tended a fantastic garden n
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Outside your bedroom window
I sing a silly song
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damaged goods calls me on the phone
to tell me they are having a party
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find edge pieces
sorting by shade
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The minister of war curtly
foamed at the mouth
25 lines, 3 comments,
on Feb 8 8:52 AM. In Society
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I rode into town
on my little burro
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always I make the loving pair
yet there's none for me anywhere
15 lines, 3 comments,
on Feb 13 9:25 AM. In Humor, Love
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The king stood up and raised his glass
“I call upon the royal ass
76 lines, 27 comments,
on Feb 29 10:19 AM. In Humor
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The singularity of sight and mind
Is caused by the mere mention of your name
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the modest man, to hear him tell
does everything extremely well
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I looked out my bathroom window
to see the deep golden sun of springtime
21 lines, 25 comments,
on Mar 17 8:16 AM. In Personal
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It was the most wondrous day
From the foggy sunrise
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Geraldo Rivera and I are all excited
about the hidden drawer in the dresser.
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We found a spaceship on the lawn
We climbed inside and turned it on
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On this day you have been asked
To one small mystery unmask
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I gave her my love
her lemon-chewing face said
7 lines, 9 comments,
on Jun 10 4:47 AM. In Thoughts
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I wrote a Haiku and she thought it grand
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The conman spurred on by obsession,
Attempts to earn a new possession.
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The word is out to all, beware!
When at mid-morning’s Sunday fare,
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I placed the barrel to my head
and pulled the trigger three times
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20 lines, 4 comments,
on Aug 20 6:59 PM. In Humor, Adult
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I fished once with my brother Fred
A catfish surfaced and he said:
14 lines, 5 comments,
on Aug 21 6:12 AM. In Humor
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14 lines, 3 comments,
on Aug 21 6:33 AM. In Humor, Adult
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14 lines, 9 comments,
on Aug 21 6:47 AM. In Humor, Adult
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My mojo’s in a tither Rex, my motor’s racing too,
This situation’s so complex I don’t know what to do.
17 lines, 11 comments,
on Aug 21 10:18 AM. In Humor
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A clock that is stopped is right twice a day.
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“O, leave me with a modicum of pride
as I follow thine sweetest form backstage.
36 lines, 5 comments,
on Aug 29 2:07 PM. In Humor
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Upon this throne of dull despair
I sit alone and pull my hair
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The convenience of Hell is I've someplace to go
if the pearly gates wait but I am a no-show.
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One poet thinks I’m a genius
One poet thinks I’m a whore
33 lines, 28 comments,
on Sep 11 10:08 AM. In Humor, Society
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When Amera once ended upAs Robin Hood of Lore,From some mishap involving wineAnd wet wires on the floor. She needed money desperately Inspi
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I understand you want to know
about the perfect guy.
44 lines, 8 comments,
on Sep 15 1:09 PM. In Humor
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It don't really matter if I'm cannonized or not.
Is God really concerned with the strange pussy that I've got?
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Me: What cult do you belong to PerV?
Me: The Denke Nicht, I guess…
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Socrates was given hemlock, Jesus crucified.
Galileo ridiculed and jailed until he died.
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37 lines, 41 comments,
on Oct 4 1:26 PM. In Erotica, Adult, Spiritual, Weird, Life, Humor, Love, Lyrics, Nature, Other, Pain, Sad
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When I was smart and knew the answers life was pitiful.
Nobody made the grade so I could not be merciful.
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