List: Funnily Meaningful

• The Brad Pitt Dream

  I
  dreamed

  45 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 9 7:38 PM 2007. In Humor, Love, Society, no guest
• Ode to Myra

  Myra is a wond'rous being
  amazing, sweet, and fine

  46 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 12 9:49 PM 2006. In Humor
• I am Loved

  Never felt as loved as I do today
  as I watch her turn and walk away

  39 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 21 7:21 PM 2006. In Love, Spiritual, Personal
• Tall, Tall Tales

  my friends and I we had a race
  across the park today

  39 lines, 20 comments, on May 13 5:45 PM. In Childrens, Humor
• Romancing the Bear

  bring bare bear to wood
  not bare would to bear!

  28 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 4 6:34 PM 2007. In Humor, Love
• Surprise!

  I simply don't believe my eyes
  this is a very big surprise

  12 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 16 10:06 AM 2007. In Humor
• Earth is NOT a Giant Potty!

  I saw a man with two glass eyes
  (Though obviously not very well)

  73 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 15 4:06 PM. In Humor, Weird
• Allan's Talents (Clerihew)

  This Bastard named Allan's
  got very special talents.

  13 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 21 5:48 AM 2007
• Delicate Musings

  Imagine a beatnick being accompanied by high-hat and snare-drum played with brushes. He dances and makes wild hand gestures in order to ma

  40 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 29 9:18 AM 2007. In Spiritual, Love, Hope
• Messages from Women

  the bird, the tree
  the manatee

  24 lines, 17 comments, on Feb 2 2:57 PM 2007. In Society, Personal
• New Fallen Snow

  New fallen snow leaves all the world
  much colder than before

  25 lines, 19 comments, on Feb 3 9:23 AM 2007. In Love, Personal, Hope, no
• Angel Megaphone

  I’ve seen my share of angels
  and bathed in their love song

  77 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 17 7:01 PM 2007
• Incorrigible

  Irreverent with smiling eyes
  Impish to a fault

  20 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 9 10:38 AM 2007
• Passioness

  Precocious as a tender child
  Precious as can be

  11 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 9 12:36 PM 2007. In Love, no guest
• The Brad Pitt Dream

  I
  dreamed

  45 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 9 7:38 PM 2007. In Humor, Love, Society, no guest
• Two Roads Converged in the Yellow Wood

  Opened my eyes and I did see
  that nothing did look right to me

  66 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 15 1:34 PM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Love, no guest
• Rodeo Clown Heartbreak

  you've never been hurt
  you've never been down

  32 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 20 12:36 PM 2007. In Love, Sad, Personal
• Challenged

  Vulnerable man sat
  Arms folded

  55 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 24 5:02 PM 2007. In love, personal
• Wordless Love

  You ask for words of wisdom
  when there is no wisdom in words

  41 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 30 5:41 AM 2006. In Spiritual
• Give it to me

  
  

  8 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 27 3:04 AM 2006. In Spiritual
• Merchant Mentality Meets Hippieman

  
  

  56 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 9 12:19 PM 2006. In Humor, Dark, Hope
• Woo Woo Girl

  one day we'll woo woo wham whoopie!
  for all eternity

  38 lines, 17 comments, on Jun 15 4:10 PM. In Love
• Three 10's Make 8.5

  28 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 2 2:48 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor
• Medicine Cabinet Priestess

  Ahhhh, beautiful one of shining love…
  I promised I would save you

  34 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 5 12:49 AM 2007. In Contemporary, Personal, Spiritual
• Lost in Space

  / So easily we can make up our mind / Believing that we ultimately know

  23 lines, 2 comments, on May 6 6:28 AM 2007. In Spiritual
• Personal Hell (Part 1)

  / / she said she likes her vices / I said I understand / cut life in little slices / then take them each in hand / avoid the bigger pictu

  38 lines, 7 comments, on May 10 6:34 AM 2007. In Satire, Personal
• Personal Hell (Part 2)

  / I must be normal / cause I feel so insane / I must be thinking / cause I can't stop my brain / I must be happy / cause I feel so much pain / you

  47 lines, 6 comments, on May 10 7:00 AM 2007. In Dark, Humor
• The Words I Long to Hear...

  Look at her / all teeth, hair and curves... / all the average women / the ones that like guys like me / are with somebody with more nerve /

  29 lines, 12 comments, on May 14 9:07 PM 2007. In Love, Humor
• The Shrink and the Nympho (Naughty Limerick)

  22 lines, 37 comments, on Jul 27 10:04 PM 2007. In Humor, Adult
• The Secret of Walden (Naughty Limerick)

  9 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 28 3:29 PM 2007. In Humor, Adult
• Left Out

  Left Out
  Invited to a party I show up two minutes late

  19 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 25 9:56 PM 2007. In Humor, Personal
• Slut Puppies

  31 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 31 10:36 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor
• Dr. Phil's Analyst

  Hoobity-boobity
  Doctor Phil's analyst

  11 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 1 2:10 AM 2007
• Fire Burns Their Asses

  There's no rest for the wicked...
  'cause I know where they are

  35 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 20 9:31 AM 2007. In Dark, Personal, Love
• I'm NOT Gay (Senator Craig's Apology)

  VERSE
  I'm NOT gay I just took a wide stance

  52 lines, 21 comments, on Sep 20 10:14 AM 2007. In Humor, Society
• Hacmatac Attack

  I hugged a tree, a hackmatac
  Surprisingly, it hugged me back

  73 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 15 4:15 PM. In Nature
• Suicidal

  29 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 29 11:32 AM 2007. In Personal, Adult, Spiritual
• Perfection

  We are all perfect souls struggling to realize that perfection in this life, confused by our senses and waiting for somebody to tell us where the starting line is.

  0 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 11 10:39 AM 2007. In Humor, Society
• You're Tho Very Welcome

  Amidst the fluid salt liquidity
  I took the fairest maiden in my arms

  21 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 22 3:40 PM 2007. In Society, Humor
• The Audit

  The agent gave an odd odd smile
  accusitive and stern.

  56 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 15 4:14 PM. In Society, Humor
• Locked in the Bathroom of Doom

  She woke up to pee
  forgetting where whe was

  50 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 29 7:10 AM 2007. In Spiritual, Angst, Dark, Humor
• Tommy and I Go Hunting

  I remember when little Tommy and I went hunting. We each had Daisy air rifles that shot bb's with little or no accuracy. Tommy would practice and practice, shooting at every living thing in sight. I shot at the sun

  28 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 1 9:29 AM 2007
• "Joe" Forty-three

  I’ve had my aspirations
  And wanted so to be

  48 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 9 4:00 PM 2007
• Angel in a Coffee Shop

  The Waterford is irreplaceable
  and now, alas, is irrepairable

  39 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 10 9:35 AM 2007. In Love, Spiritual, Personal
• Attack of the Flying Genitalia - for Ariosto *Disgustingly Vulgar - But Funny!!*

  76 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 12 5:33 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor, Weird, Fantasy
• The Maiden In Yon Tower

  The maiden in the tower
  A cut rose in a vase

  55 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 14 2:14 PM 2007
• The Lion and the Firefly

  Once the King of the Stars manifested himself as a lion. The Queen of Fairies came by manifested as a firefly, and landed on his nose. She

  55 lines, 24 comments, on Feb 4 7:38 AM. In Spiritual, Fantasy
• No Barbecue for You!

  "I feel like going out to dinner." She said with a big smile. "OK. Where do you want to go." He replied.

  48 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 7 12:33 AM 2007. In Society, Humor
• The Gardener's Demise

  The Gardener dragged himself to the garden, with hose and clippers. He had been alone for a very long time, and tended a fantastic garden n

  22 lines, 21 comments, on Dec 18 7:53 AM 2007. In Society, Spiritual, Love
• An Idiot at your Service

  Outside your bedroom window
  I sing a silly song

  34 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 23 9:31 PM. In Humor, Spiritual, Therapy
• Damaged Goods

  damaged goods calls me on the phone
  to tell me they are having a party

  36 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 25 9:58 AM. In Thoughts, Fantasy, Humor
• The Puzzle

  find edge pieces sorting by shade

  48 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 28 9:45 AM. In Spiritual, Love
• Questions: Part 10

  14 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 4 9:46 AM. In Adult, Humor, Society, Personal
• WWlll

  The minister of war curtly
  foamed at the mouth

  25 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 8 8:52 AM. In Society
• The Cowboy and the Ninja

  I rode into town
  on my little burro

  37 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 8 3:40 PM. In Humor, Life, Personal
• Boomerang Love!

  always I make the loving pair
  yet there's none for me anywhere

  15 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 13 9:25 AM. In Humor, Love
• Royal Jester

  The king stood up and raised his glass
  “I call upon the royal ass

  76 lines, 27 comments, on Feb 29 10:19 AM. In Humor
• Cyclops Tears of Happiness

  The singularity of sight and mind Is caused by the mere mention of your name

  20 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 11 5:55 AM. In Humor, Personal, Love
• The Most Modest Man

  the modest man, to hear him tell does everything extremely well

  17 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 12 9:15 AM. In Humor, Society
• God's Golden Sun

  I looked out my bathroom window
  to see the deep golden sun of springtime

  21 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 17 8:16 AM. In Personal
• Brigadoon Wait

  It was the most wondrous day
  From the foggy sunrise

  36 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 9 8:01 AM. In Sad, Love, Humor
• Whore's Conscience

  Geraldo Rivera and I are all excited
  about the hidden drawer in the dresser.

  16 lines, 4 comments, on May 12 9:00 PM. In Humor, Society
• We found a spaceship on the lawn

  We found a spaceship on the lawn
  We climbed inside and turned it on

  48 lines, 9 comments, on May 13 5:45 PM. In Humor, Childrens
• Sitting on a Tit

  13 lines, 18 comments, on May 16 9:26 AM. In Erotica, Humor
• Mystery Code

  On this day you have been asked
  To one small mystery unmask

  8 lines, 8 comments, on May 17 9:19 AM. In Fantasy, Mystery
• you give her your love

  I gave her my love
  her lemon-chewing face said

  7 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 10 4:47 AM. In Thoughts
• Poetic Affair

  I wrote a Haiku and she thought it grand

  21 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 1 6:47 AM. In Contest, Humor
• Hard Lesson

  The conman spurred on by obsession,
  Attempts to earn a new possession.

  13 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 1 9:55 AM. In Humor, Society
• The Bloody ‘Café Pirates!’

  The word is out to all, beware!
  When at mid-morning’s Sunday fare,

  34 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 20 1:51 PM. In Personal, Humor
• Honor is a wordless concept.

  I placed the barrel to my head
  and pulled the trigger three times

  29 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 27 6:15 AM. In Society, Thoughts
• Not Looking

  20 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 20 6:59 PM. In Humor, Adult
• Bullhead Stew

  I fished once with my brother Fred
  A catfish surfaced and he said:

  14 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 21 6:12 AM. In Humor
• First Thanksgiving

  14 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 21 6:33 AM. In Humor, Adult
• Mantodea Ride

  14 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 21 6:47 AM. In Humor, Adult
• Shag That Bitch

  My mojo’s in a tither Rex, my motor’s racing too,
  This situation’s so complex I don’t know what to do.

  17 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 21 10:18 AM. In Humor
• Blissfully Wrong

  A clock that is stopped is right twice a day.
  

  25 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 24 9:03 AM. In Society, Thoughts
• Surprising Surprise

  “O, leave me with a modicum of pride
  as I follow thine sweetest form backstage.

  36 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 29 2:07 PM. In Humor
• Goodbye to Money

  Upon this throne of dull despair
  I sit alone and pull my hair

  36 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 5 9:39 AM. In Society, Humor
• Convenience of Hell

  The convenience of Hell is I've someplace to go
  if the pearly gates wait but I am a no-show.

  15 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 9 9:39 AM. In Humor, Contest
• AP Comments

  One poet thinks I’m a genius
  One poet thinks I’m a whore

  33 lines, 28 comments, on Sep 11 10:08 AM. In Humor, Society
• Amera: Robin Hood Debutante

  When Amera once ended upAs Robin Hood of Lore,From some mishap involving wineAnd wet wires on the floor. She needed money desperately Inspi

  44 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 15 9:58 AM. In Contest, Humor
• Not I

  I understand you want to know
  about the perfect guy.

  44 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 15 1:09 PM. In Humor
• Saint-Sinner / Paint-Thinner

  It don't really matter if I'm cannonized or not.
  Is God really concerned with the strange pussy that I've got?

  16 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 16 11:16 AM. In Humor, Dark, Society
• Questions for My PerVirtuous Allan Self

  Me: What cult do you belong to PerV?
  Me: The Denke Nicht, I guess…

  38 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 16 8:05 PM. In Personal, Thoughts, Humor
• Be Prepared!

  Socrates was given hemlock, Jesus crucified.
  Galileo ridiculed and jailed until he died.

  8 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 3 3:03 AM. In Humor, Society
• Kiwigirl Grows Up

  37 lines, 41 comments, on Oct 4 1:26 PM. In Erotica, Adult, Spiritual, Weird, Life, Humor, Love, Lyrics, Nature, Other, Pain, Sad
• Beauty is Silly

  When I was smart and knew the answers life was pitiful.
  Nobody made the grade so I could not be merciful.

  24 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 8 5:45 AM. In Spiritual, Thoughts

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