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Do you wake up in the morning,
With a tongue that tastes of lead,76 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 8 12:37 PM 2004. In Humor -
Women - Can't live with them........
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Let me tell of the world's greatest lover,
One Zachary Mathias Inglecharm,32 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 9 8:41 PM 2004. In Humor -
Its hard being an old git!
When all you write is s**t40 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 10 4:22 PM 2004. In Humor -
How on earth was I to know,
The way it was doomed to go,35 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 13 10:49 AM 2004. In Humor -
A glumish look on my boat-race
A puzzled look on her sweet face,30 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 16 4:58 PM 2004. In Humor -
I ride on the bell-curve of life
(Don't we all) -
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Poetry is the smell of cooked bacon,
And also of freshly baked bread. -
And so armed with mere ignorance and lubricant,
Billy investigated the issue of size -
_I Couldn’t Eat A Whole One!_
One counts as a blessing, -
I was shopping in Welmart for something,
On my way back to home in Twin Peak,64 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 31 4:10 PM 2004. In Humor -
One day I passed the playschool,
I happened then to pause,37 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 4 10:53 AM 2004. In Humor -
I am of the genus Canis Lupus,
But Wolf is how I’m seen.50 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 10 7:35 AM 2004. In Humor -
You think you know Cinderella?
Well , think again my friends,57 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 10 3:44 PM 2004. In Humor
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"Hello there, I'm your ceiling,
Now whoa! I know what you're feeling.70 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 10 4:31 PM 2004. In Humor -
Who sat upon the lily leaf?
Just your average enchanted prince30 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 10 4:46 PM 2004. In Humor -
Dear Poetry-dot-com,
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Mummy,What were you doing last night?
I heard all the groans and I had such a fright!20 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 15 8:50 AM 2004. In Adult humor -
Lord, I have a question,
Why did you invent snot?29 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 15 4:37 PM 2004. In Other -
“Daddy, Daddy, can you tell me,
What’s them things on mummy’s chest -
Don’t you wear the latest fashion,
Oh god, you are a dork! -
We're the biggest bunch of bastards
That the world has ever seen -
Welcome to HELL!
Came the boom -
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I will love you in the evening,
I will love you in the dawn58 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 22 3:32 PM 2004. In Humor -
Toilet tissue's linked to prosperity
Beware the time for hygenic austerity24 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 26 10:13 AM 2004. In Humor -
What the hell am I doing?
This is one step from porn!8 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 30 11:06 AM 2004. In Humor
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Now the head averages just nine
And the neck accounts for three more22 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 2 4:09 PM 2004. In Weird -
I'm wirtnig you a peom aoubt sellping
And the fcat taht you dno't need to be birght17 lines, 23 comments, on Aug 13 4:38 PM 2004. In Humor -
Ah another poetry competition
One about connected word rendition -
This competition my virginity breaks
Please forgive my crude mistakes -
Oh Bum, I hate writing of Teddies
That Algie the Bear is just the worst,16 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 17 5:11 PM 2004. In Humor
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My best friend is my willy
He's not the biggest that I've seen -
God called up her son Jesus,
To come and stay one day -
\Deep in his mind a feeling flickers\
\the new girl’s hot\ -
I don't know if anyone's mentioned
A small (cough) problem that you've got44 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 11 12:18 PM 2004. In Humor
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I was amazed, I must confess
To witness this high car compress6 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 12 5:20 PM 2004. In Humor -
The time inductor was ready
The tests had gone really well92 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 25 1:38 PM 2004. In Humor
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Young Rodger the lodger
Thought a larger todger27 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 9 8:14 AM 2005. In Humor -
A collection of timeworn and extremely old jokes, thinly (and sometimes obscurely) disguised as a tale of woe, utilising unknown, but str
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It had to be a woman (And an American one at that) Who couldn’t spell OBNOXIOUS Four out of five and prattled On about the American male
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Age is always in the eye of the beholder ‘Cos it just ain’t got a place in my head My wrinkles make a ‘Featherlite’ a ‘Roughrider’ Still, it’s be
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I’m a Caledonian Corsair And I have a wooden leg It’s four foot from the stage floor This veneered mahogany peg.
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Roll Up! Roll Up! For the Prima Donna Parade Let’s moan to the Mods And they might stage a raid Punishing the purloiners34 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 9 4:59 PM 2005. In Humor
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He’s indeed a scary critter,
This ‘Blumpy’ that you show -
Kevin convened a meeting Of all the existing folk "Our reputation stinks out there We are becoming just a joke&quo115 lines, 8 comments, on May 2 6:06 PM 2005. In Humor
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A user logs on :D53 lines, 24 comments, on May 14 10:53 AM 2005. In Humor
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...... A Sith lord by name of Darth Vader Went fishing with only one wader He c27 lines, 11 comments, on May 24 3:23 PM 2005. In Humor
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soft spoken wordsmetallic echotarnished cup rattles
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Ah now Mum I don't want you to shout All I did was give bruvver a clout You see stuck in his ear, Really fast, never fear Was the shape of a20 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 27 11:44 AM 2005. In Humor
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<IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://img53 lines, 35 comments, on Oct 19 2:50 PM 2005. In Humor
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Oh Lord I pray twice daily I thus send my pleas to thee For avian manumission Please set this poor soul free
I get woken at four thirty57 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 30 7:10 AM 2005. In Humor
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I had a lot of curry And a burn in the heart I got a gut-rumble And knew I had to...
Part with the contents Coming up in bits When a30 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 1 3:27 PM 2006. In Humor
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