List: Humor

• Mortimer

  I know I wasn’t formed quite right
  A little hefty all around
  Yet, I’ll fill you with delight

  23 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 9 10:11 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Personal, Thoughts
• Kitty Problem

  You know I thought If I got in here
  I’d get a free meal at least a taste

  10 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 16 11:34 AM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• Tattooed Tales

  Even the bird that sits with me
  Shows tattooed brilliant feathers
  My we are a sorry lot

  18 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 1 1:46 PM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Weird, Thoughts
• Mice Thoughts

  can we get out of this bag now
  no I think we should stay
  see the people scurry now

  18 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 9 9:19 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Nature, Thoughts
• The Kitty and the Dandelion

  pretty little kitty
  such a tiny little thing
  not afraid of nuttin

  13 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 17 8:19 AM 2007. In Humor, Nature, Thoughts
• The Hunt

  boy am I glad it’s night
  at least they can’t see me stare
  this hunt is filling me with delight

  19 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 21 3:46 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• Musical Kitty

  When I wake up we’ll play together
  Just don’t bother me right now
  Do not touch the guitar strings

  19 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 22 2:09 PM 2007. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts
• Fan Frenzy

  doncha just love a fan / it makes you feel like your flying / throw in the sun lamp and I’ll get a tan / feels so good you know I’m not lyi

  18 lines, 4 comments, on May 3 9:29 AM 2007. In Personal, Thoughts, Humor, Happiness
• Syncopation

  Irriating syncopation / Sliding back and forth / Filled with ardent activation / One flying leaves the fourth / Airborne from the station /

  10 lines, 14 comments, on May 21 9:07 AM 2007. In Humor, Other, Thoughts, Personal
• Steeple Room

  Oh my grief what’s happened here
  who are these little people

  29 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 7 2:41 PM 2007
• You want a roast, you're gonna have to find some one Bigger!

  27 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 11 2:42 PM 2007. In Birthday Roast, Contest
• The Chameleon

  Hello there and what are you?
  So huge, and such a funny color,

  33 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 27 10:13 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Nature, Thoughts, Personal
• Oh What A Night

  OK now hold on tight
  One little slip and I’m cat food

  13 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 18 7:42 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor
• Thought Patterns

  Well here I am
  One of four

  23 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 1 8:11 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Personal, Thoughts

• By me, right now

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