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List: Humour (humour)

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  • Tea Party
    US History: In Boston harbor late at night
    We took the ship without a fight
    20 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 18 12:02 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Neanderthal Lover
    Let me drag you by the hair
    To my secret cavern lair.
    21 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 19 10:08 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Rumble In The Jungle
    Me Tarzan,You Jane
    You much good looking dame.
    21 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 20 12:37 PM 2006. In Humor
  • The Selective Tourist
    I don`t want to see Niagara
    That`s for honeymooning couples
    26 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 20 4:01 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Prolific Jock
    Glasgow Saturdee Night
    As I walked along Sauchiehall street, looking for a dram
    25 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 21 6:20 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Wee Scottish Lassie
    A little lass from Scotland
    With long fair hair
    11 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 15 11:54 AM 2006. In Humor, Childrens
  • Who am I?
    My name is Walter MittyI am a name in the city.I used to be the skipperOf a China sea tea clipper.Now sometimes fill in timeOn the Pan Ameri
    17 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 16 10:43 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Rude Awakening
    When I was only ten or eleven /Girls were something made in heaven /Sugar sweet and all things neat /Tiny hands and dainty feet.We rough lads would cl
    37 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 17 5:05 AM 2006. In Humor
  • The lousy rotten cold
    I have a bad code in my dose
    It makes me rotten to my toes
    23 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 21 12:11 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Old Whore`s Ditty
    Chocolates are brown
    Roses are red
    3 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 23 8:50 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Captain Courageous
    A randy old captain named William,
    Sailed a vessel called the Brazilian,
    7 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 23 9:00 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Cleo The Cat
    My name is Cleo, I`m a cat
    With silky fur and turning fat.
    19 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 25 6:45 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Byonic Man
    As a retired engineer, I don`t know why
    They can`t inject my rusty old knees with silicon?
    16 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 26 8:02 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Airport Bus
    This morning I rode a crowded west London bus
    A No.122 towards Heathrow
    23 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 26 10:08 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Ripples
    Will it be read for evermore/Or nailed up on an outhouse door?
    19 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 3 5:20 AM 2006. In Personal, Adult humor
  • Against Contest Poems
    A poem is a work of art
    Not something sudden as a fart
    12 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 11 2:20 AM 2006. In Adult humor
  • Shanghaied
    We were caught in that Jamaica Inn
    Something tipped into our gin
    42 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 13 4:56 AM 2006. In Humor
  • The Nose Job
    Just as I was going out
    I felt this burning on my snout.
    26 lines, 7 comments, on May 5 4:31 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Chat Up
    I saw her sitting in the chair
    So relaxed, with one leg bare
    15 lines, 9 comments, on May 28 1:29 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Growing Old (Rude, adult content)
    No longer steady on my feet
    Old ladies help m cross the street
    37 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 2 3:23 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Yo, Ho, Ho, and All That
    We lay ashore in Tortuga town
    Roisted to bring the rafters down.
    45 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 14 2:30 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Updated Nursery Story
    Gathering fuel for the fire
    Grandma in old style attire,
    15 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 24 12:07 AM 2006. In Society
  • Parson`s Green
    We took the tube to Parson`s Green
    Where things take place behind the scenes
    24 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 7 10:18 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Inflatable Honey
    I don`t miss you, not at all
    Since I have got an inflatable doll.
    29 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 9 11:17 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Disgustingly Old
    When I was younger, in my prime
    Everything was working fine.
    14 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 21 9:06 PM 2006. In Adult humor
  • Tristram the Terrible
    My name is Tristram I`m strong and able
    As befits a knight of the round table
    37 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 11 7:26 AM 2006. In Humor
  • My Tattooed Fat Lady
    My girlfriend, name of Nellie
    Has a tattoo on her belly.
    19 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 10 4:50 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Santa`s Dilemma
    Santa got stuck in our flue
    No one knew quite what to do.
    21 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 19 4:19 AM 2006. In Childrens, Humor
  • Tiresome
    Crops need tending, hoe is broke,
    Its two days now since my dear wife spoke.
    10 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 19 12:37 PM 2006. In Humor
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