List: Funnies

• A Chat with Conan

  “To die old,” Conan said to me
  “Is not to be my destiny

  30 lines, 3 comments, on May 13 2:46 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Humor
• Aboard the Bipshipoopie

  Zulus shout in choral way
  Yet merry men in stockings play

  32 lines, 4 comments, on May 31 5:42 AM 2006. In Fantasy, Humor
• Little Bow Peep

  Little Bow Peep has lost her sheep
  And doesn't know where to find them

  11 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 12 3:27 AM 2006. In Weird, Adult humor
• Jack be Nimble

  Jack be nimble
  Jack be quick

  8 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 18 3:52 PM 2006. In Adult humor
• The Jester and the Castellan

  The fight began at half past four
  With cups and jugs and fluffy balls

  67 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 21 4:34 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Humor
• On the edge of the evening

  
  On the edge of the evening

  37 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 24 6:54 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Humor
• its bloody hard to write ........

  I've a secret or three

  14 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 13 3:54 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• If The Key Fits

  The call went out both far and wide
  Chilli Dog stolen from our Jester’s side

  66 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 20 4:57 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Humor
• Pinkie at home

  This is the one she called Pinkie divine
  She is clearly corrupted just look at the eyes

  18 lines, 17 comments, on Aug 6 6:31 AM 2006. In Weird, Adult humor
• Ugh Women

  Ugh, women

  92 lines, 18 comments, on Aug 17 4:48 PM 2006. In Weird, Adult humor
• Squeak

  19 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 7 6:39 PM 2006. In Humor
• Broken wings fly

  Broken wings fly

  29 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 13 10:16 PM 2006. In Other, Hope
• I wanna be Saved

  I wanna be saved
  I need an escape

  56 lines, 20 comments, on Sep 15 5:54 PM 2006. In Weird, Lyrics, Humor
• Fart a Party Clean

  I dunno quite what happened

  28 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 17 12:42 AM 2006. In Humor
• Farts do stink

  See it clouding up the sunset

  51 lines, 19 comments, on Sep 18 10:51 AM 2006. In Lyrics, Humor
• For want of an i

  
  <p class="i" style="margi

  22 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 25 6:05 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• I told you...

  
  I told you you should have brushed your teeth before we started.

  4 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 6 1:18 AM 2006. In Humor
• An Aussie Style Birthday Song

  `

  9 lines, 16 comments, on Oct 6 1:54 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• A Final Birthday Gift

  …….Squeak…. squeak…….. squeak…
  ……... through…. The……. house……..

  28 lines, 30 comments, on Oct 8 5:45 PM 2006. In Humor
• M.o.u.s.e.

  8 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 13 2:41 AM 2006. In Humor
• For Sale

  For sale:

  79 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 14 7:52 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• So Sista now it’s back to you

  
  So Sista now it’s back to you

  32 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 25 6:38 PM 2006. In Humor
• Sambucca or VB?

  To Sister Raven Hair,
  so last is least of that I'm sure

  9 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 25 9:33 PM 2006. In Humor
• Stymied

  
  

  51 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 28 1:36 AM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• Acrostic for my Sista

  Like spirits sing my little twin sis

  7 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 7 10:34 PM 2006. In Weird, Personal, Humor
• Soo...

  
  So what your telling me Chilli is leave her leg alone while she's driving

  5 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 7 10:56 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
• If Wishes Were Fishes

  If wishes were fishes that swam in the sea

  25 lines, 24 comments, on Nov 8 11:08 PM 2006. In Other, Humor, Hope
• Fairy Nutty Buddy (m) {acrostic}

  `

  20 lines, 19 comments, on Nov 13 6:43 PM 2006. In Humor
• As I lay me Down to Sleep

  
  As I lay me down to sleep

  27 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 15 2:31 AM 2006. In Weird, Other, Hope
• I was 'ere

  I was 'ere
  'ere I seen

  104 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 19 1:50 AM 2006. In Humor
• Blissful, Empty Feeling

  Parody of Peaceful, easy feeling by the Eagles

  35 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 25 7:07 PM 2006. In Humor, Hope, Other, Parody
• A Sister’s Ransom

  20 lines, 21 comments, on Nov 28 9:35 AM 2006. In Personal, Humor, Love
• From My Realm Down Under

  Getting by on microwaved beans
  Topped it off with three day old cream

  43 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 28 10:21 AM 2007. In Humor
• A Winter Coat for Nana

  Grandma said that we would look so cool / But really she was just out of wool / Now the kids laugh as they go off to school / Without our fur don't we all look like fools /

  5 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 7 11:09 PM 2007. In Humor
• Umm...

  I once had a rhyme in my sight / I could tell that it wasn't quite right / Went out for an orange / But the grocer said ... / Damn, this could take all night /

  6 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 13 9:45 AM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• Today at Midnight

  38 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 10 1:21 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Abstract, Other
• Wot Da

  17 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 19 3:44 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Other
• All The Girls I like are Lemons

  40 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 29 2:02 AM 2007. In Humor, Adult, Adult Humor, Parody, Weird
• Waiting, waiting

  11 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 28 9:47 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• Animalway Armfay

  21 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 4 8:32 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• Mushroom Dreams

  41 lines, on Nov 13 8:45 PM 2007. In Humor, Adult
• Empty

  30 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 20 7:33 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts
• "Twas the Night..."

  May have content not appropriate to those easily offended

  63 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 2 10:02 PM 2007. In Humor, Christmas, Other
• My Interpretations

  35 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 9 9:32 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird

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