Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read • Contests • Groups • Learn • Forums • Store • Help
 

List: The Crap Hat

Here lies all the scriibles I should delete but can't because it's like deleting my brain.. akin to getting Alzheimers.. just can't inflict it on myself yet!

1 - 28 of 28
  • Sheeple
    Baa, Baa they follow each other around,
    All dress the same,
    22 lines, 15 comments, on Jun 14 1:55 AM 2002. In Nature
  • Pudding
    Custard, sago, semolina and rice,
    Really delicious, in fact very,very nice,
    18 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 8 9:41 AM 2003. In Humor
  • Number Day
    28 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 27 9:36 AM 2003. In Other
  • Drool on the sofa.
    Twenty four hours they put in a single day,
    I need a few more, So let’s change it I say,
    22 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 15 10:26 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Raynaud
    Draughts with teeth, biting, burning digits,
    Blue in their redness, numbness post pain,
    27 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 25 9:31 AM 2004. In Angst
  • Hick with a dick now re docked
    Hickory,dick away, docked
    Mr Bobbit lost his cock,
    5 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 25 10:54 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Wrinkles
    Ah, Mother nature, isn’t she kind,
    As well as going wrinkly.
    7 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 1 4:08 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Oh those Must reads
    Wonderful columns of this weeks MUST reads,
    Amazingly you have one,
    38 lines, 9 comments, on May 14 2:42 AM 2004. In Humor
  • The importance of 'r'
    Spelling, punctuation! What again I hear you all cry,
    Yes, it’s really quite important,
    66 lines, 53 comments, on May 20 3:22 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Musical appreciation
    Puss was a beauty, graceful, pure white,
    She could balance on a washing line,
    51 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 9 3:19 AM 2004. In Sad, Humor
  • Tranquillity
    Ah, the countryside, such peace, tranquillity, a sojourn for the mind,
    Hmm, who’s he kidding?
    33 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 14 4:30 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Road to nowhere
    Got me a new motor,
    Not really sleek, but shiny, silk green,
    27 lines, 3 comments, on May 19 12:51 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Ride a White Swan
    If there’s one thing I know of Ann D,
    96 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 28 11:08 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Mixing Bowl
    Doom, doom, dank dark despair,
    ‘Oh whoa is poor me
    19 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 22 4:30 AM 2005. In Society
  • Boared
    Languishing snugly, cosseted in his life,
    16 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 5 2:42 AM 2005. In Other
  • If only Magic was Magic
    32 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 12 6:59 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Hair today, gorm tomorrow
    In the chair I waited,
    My eleven o’clock became near twelve,
    32 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 17 7:43 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Frigid aire
    Read if you want, don't if you don't!
    29 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 22 6:41 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Horatio
    21st October 1805,
    Cost England one of her finest men
    61 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 31 11:29 AM 2005. In Other
  • Words with no meaning
    Yikky, sticky, oozy, meaningless words
    79 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 2 4:06 AM 2005. In Other
  • Sodor
    Land of Sodor,
    a mystical magical isle,
    28 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 13 3:09 AM 2005. In Childrens
  • BB bimbo
    Breast implants,
    Liposuction,
    43 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 21 11:58 AM 2005. In Other
  • Waugh I
    Waugh I a Wavian I’d not break the mould,
    For Wavians have children,
    20 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 12 8:43 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Fissures
    A chink of opinions,
    tiny anomaly of views,
    17 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 1 9:12 AM 2005. In Society
  • Not a mused
    Oh muse where are you?
    Have you finally died?
    9 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 9 10:24 AM 2005. In Humor
  • 'God' piece
    The Archbishop of Westminster did whine,
    This church is so cold all the time,
    7 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 30 8:22 AM 2006. In Humor
  • The CAMRA never lies
    Come hither, come hither,
    The beer is so fine,
    30 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 6 6:58 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Moribund
    Can I be a writer when there are no words?
    An unwritten writer, whose words are mere thoughts,
    30 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 2 10:43 AM 2006. In Other
1 - 28 of 28

Add a comment

    : Comment:

1 - 28 of 28