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  • The Tapper
    "she tutted back you've got me robbed."
    34 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 2 6:30 PM 2005. In Adult humor
  • A labour of love
    that big red face of his
    pumped like a baboons bum
    127 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 2 8:06 PM 2005. In Humor
  • How to cook a man
    i rung his neck in my back shed
    and give an extra twist for each year we were wed
    77 lines, 31 comments, on Aug 22 10:09 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Mr Wonderful
    Good old arse
    i thought you were dead
    50 lines, 25 comments, on Oct 15 8:48 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Mollie's Rose.
    for there she will find the most humbled hearts
    and understand why for this land that it hurts...
    30 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 31 8:21 PM 2006. In Hope
  • Our dan.
    And still he gets to clean the shit...
    34 lines, 20 comments, on Nov 1 9:06 PM 2006. In Personal, Society, Humor
  • The inventor dozy bill.
    THE INVENTOR… DOZY BILL.<span style="font-size:
    42 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 5 10:01 PM 2006. In Humor
  • The Ring!
    THE RING.
    I should never have taken his ring
    45 lines, 15 comments, on Feb 23 9:03 PM 2007
  • [ "O'Neill" ]
    "O'Neill"
    He would shout after looking at my test paper.
    5 lines, 18 comments, on Apr 1 8:55 PM 2007
  • Be careful what you wish for!!!
    As i left O'Mara's pub that night / the road it seemed so long /
    47 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 27 10:04 PM 2007. In Humor
  • Vanity!
    The stiffness of new leather /
    31 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 8 9:52 PM 2007
  • Button?
    My hands they went walking As I lay in the tub
    36 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 28 10:13 PM 2007
  • Thinking back!
    I went to school at a tender age,
    19 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 2 9:57 PM 2007
  • Would you mind.
    Would you mind
    stepping back a bit...
    3 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 19 9:37 PM 2007
  • Quotes about men.
    "I don't give a shit what men think;
    They don't do it very often."
    7 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 2 6:48 PM 2007
  • Ball of fluff.
    I'm just a little hamster
    a furry ball of fluff,
    20 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 2 9:38 PM 2007
  • In days of old.
    In days of old when people were bold
    6 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 22 9:46 PM 2007
  • Granny's Wake.
    “Ye should cry at a birth and laugh at a wake!”
    102 lines, 22 comments, on Oct 12 10:22 PM 2007
  • No Jingle Jangle.
    21 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 11 6:26 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor
  • I am getting old...
    I am getting old
    a little grumpy too
    25 lines, 18 comments, on Nov 18 9:49 PM 2007
  • Buttocks.
    Mary,
    she had a great bum
    37 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 22 11:46 PM 2007. In Humor
  • Arouten doddley and a bompbo and a skiddley doo!!
    In times when words are lost to you
    18 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 13 8:42 PM 2008
  • Can't take it anymore.
    I have skidmarks and deep dimples
    left by pumps and stilleto heels
    31 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 13 9:30 PM 2008. In Humor, funny.
  • Runway child!
    Living the highlife ain't that great!
    2 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 6 8:29 PM 2008
  • Nun too happy!
    Sister Mary Francis went Awol today...
    4 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 6 8:36 PM 2008
  • Surfing.
    Went surfing on the board fell into a mouse trap
    3 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 2 7:56 PM 2008
  • Lazy cat!
    I sit here and wonder why
    this lazy cat hasn't died,
    20 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 10 9:12 PM 2008. In Humor
  • monkies...
    The highier the monkey climbs the tree... the more you see its ass!
    2 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 17 9:43 PM 2008
  • Yul b next!
    I should
    have got
    8 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 16 5:56 PM 2008. In Humor
  • The old bag!
    I get lost in my handbag
    when I go searching for my fags
    43 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 22 9:47 PM 2008
  • How babies grow.
    Daddy came and planted
    a little seed in a pot
    34 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 30 8:57 PM 2008
  • Ginger tabs
    Hey! do ya like my hat
    does this swimsuit
    28 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 5 7:51 PM 2008. In Humor
  • Answers because some asshole asked for them!
    1. What was the last stupid thing you did ?
    Well...it was a long time ago...GOT MARRIED!
    139 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 31 9:28 PM 2008
  • I do, i do!!!
    Gucci,... I do!
    Armani,...I do!
    12 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 12 7:23 PM 2008. In Humor, Life
  • The meeting of John and Bob.
    It's been
    a long and winding road Bob
    42 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 5 9:15 PM. In Other
  • The Lure.
    Am I the only fish in this ocean
    that goes head first for that lure
    20 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 9 9:31 PM. In Love, Lyrics
  • Apple fart.
    I once ate two apple tarts
    three minutes or so apart
    6 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 16 8:38 PM. In Humor
  • Buzzzzzz...
    I heard that devil buzzing
    as I lay in the dark
    70 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 5 10:01 PM. In Humor
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