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26 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 31 11:58 PM 2006. In Adult humor
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2 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 22 7:04 AM 2006. In Adult humor
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2 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 22 6:52 AM 2006. In Adult humor
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2 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 22 6:38 AM 2006. In Adult humor
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2 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 22 6:23 AM 2006. In Adult humor
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30 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 19 7:13 AM 2006. In Adult humor, Love
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That Daffy he is fun to bait.
When he appears I just can’t wait,36 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 3 3:47 AM 2006. In Humor -
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Take a chance and drink the dregs
Orgasms that shake the earth -
Decree Six is easy, it will be posted in all the towns,
Never, EVER, on pain of death, will there be any CLOWNS.41 lines, 20 comments, on May 17 2:58 AM 2006. In Humor
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The teeth marks that you gave me,
Are beginning to bruise.58 lines, 6 comments, on May 12 5:46 AM 2006. In Adult humor
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Sometimes I can talk the hind legs off a donkey,
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To stop his dick from flapping,
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Then the big guns move in, the Whip Wielding Whargs,
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So I’m resigned to put up for the rest of my life,
With moaning and groaning and bath times of strife.41 lines, 18 comments, on May 5 4:10 AM 2006. In Humor
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Have you ever seen Arsenal win the league back to back?
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A struggling writer from Wells.
Never knew why a story sells.7 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 21 4:55 AM 2006. In Humor
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My eyes want to rest but I won't let them.
Who knows what they get up to when I'm not looking? -
You be sweet, compliant, and nice.
I'll drink my tequilla, sour, with ice.34 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 19 6:28 AM 2006. In Humor
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They asked his wife to light the fuse.
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Lying here on the beach,
Fluorescent fish on my umbrella.63 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 13 9:29 AM 2006. In Adult humor
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While you’re busy golfing,
People ‘round the world are dying.34 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 7 4:33 AM 2006. In Adult humor, Dark -
You know I’ll screw you,
Lick your sweet honey dew.20 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 6 7:13 AM 2006. In Erotica, Adult humor -
He told me that nothing could ever excite,
His body, his mind, or his lust.35 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 28 7:59 AM 2006. In Adult humor -
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There once was a Psycho called Billy.
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There once was a Master of note,
Who won a new sub in a tote. -
He said "I'm grieving over how I lost her heart."
"But I believe it's best to make a brand new start." -
Harold's like the bunny
That never runs down31 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 30 5:05 AM 2005. In Lyrics, Adult humor -
The Faerie came again today,
And asked me for cake.
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