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Christmas time, festivity and good cheer,
‘Oh bollocks, not socks again’ -
As with those dwarves of Snow White fame,
throwing the tools over my back,23 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 2 2:35 AM 2005. In Humor
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If there’s one thing I know of Ann D,96 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 28 11:08 AM 2005. In Humor
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Got me a new motor,
Not really sleek, but shiny, silk green,27 lines, 3 comments, on May 19 12:51 PM 2005. In Humor -
In the feeder she pours them,
Food of all kinds,31 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 10 11:42 AM 2005. In Humor
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Twenty four hours they put in a single day,
I need a few more, So let’s change it I say,22 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 15 10:26 AM 2004. In Humor -
Take an aim with my foot,
Kick the mutt in the balls51 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 19 4:24 AM 2004. In Humor -
In the study I sat, watching TV,
Felt somethings eyes, looking at me,25 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 8 10:59 AM 2004. In Humor -
Excitement growing,
People are milling around,45 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 10 6:46 AM 2003. In Humor
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Roger Thistlethwai
te was his name,
Sheep shagging was his game,49 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 26 10:19 AM 2003. In Adult humor
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Uncle Albert… has a squishy face,
One of those rubber ones,23 lines, 16 comments, on Apr 5 1:11 AM 2003. In Humor
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A time machine,
To travel far and wide,25 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 3 9:36 AM 2003. In Other -
In fact as wars go,
It’s abysmal, even appalling,30 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 22 6:35 AM 2003. In Other -
Hey I’m back!
Did you notice I left?14 lines, 23 comments, on Jan 8 2:03 AM 2003. In Adult humor
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Oh gawd, I’ve got the devil in me today,
The things I’ve been thinking, -
A divorce?
How can you? he’s such a hunk, -
Bored and depressed I thought it was time,
I got a grip on myself, do something worthwhile,51 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 1 10:29 AM 2003. In Adult humor -
I want to be a beautiful swan,
Forget being a human,30 lines, 19 comments, on Dec 29 5:06 AM 2002. In Nature -
Merry Christmas?
What can that be,48 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 25 5:50 AM 2002. In Angst -
How strange this thing called DNA,
It defines our colouring,30 lines, 21 comments, on Dec 21 4:05 AM 2002. In Other
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Mrs Christmas is cumming,
The gozlings getting fat,20 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 20 1:22 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I’ve lost my Christmas Spirit,
I’d quite like to get it back,19 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 19 4:00 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
It’s not only turkey’s that gobble.
60 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 15 11:25 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Sex, sex, stuffed in my face,
Open a magazine,34 lines, 28 comments, on Dec 5 4:47 AM 2002. In Nature -
In days of yore,
When women wore skirts,48 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 26 2:41 AM 2002. In Love -
This morning I got up, to go to school,
Didn’t want to go,66 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 20 4:26 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Oh how I love these new jeans,
Below the waist,26 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 22 4:59 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
My, my so now we are a company,
Not just a site,21 lines, 35 comments, on Oct 21 9:01 AM 2002. In Other -
What the Fuck?
Oh no it’s a police raid,29 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 19 2:34 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Head lies on a pillow,
Chipped from rough wood,16 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 16 1:12 AM 2002. In Other -
Waiting quietly in the post office today,
I listened intently,40 lines, on Oct 15 4:41 PM 2002 -
On my way home,
A bloody miserable night,44 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 15 1:53 PM 2002. In Other -
Something? oh something,
Oh something , oh what,15 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 14 11:16 AM 2002. In Other -
This is my world,
This is what I do,23 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 12 1:51 PM 2002. In Other
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Forty fourth birthday when I got mine,
the need for it intense, -
Forty fourth birthday when I got mine,
the need for it intense,42 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 22 3:37 AM 2002. In Personal -
So tired I could sleep on a washing line,
To be pegged in my pyjamas47 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 16 12:06 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
My sons, all three are about all I’ve got,
Sometimes they hurt me a little, -
I’ve taken to standing upon my head,
My feet they were aching, I’ve turned turtle instead,18 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 14 2:01 PM 2002 -
I have decided today will be the first day of my new life,
I’m going to be lovely, not my usual gob shite,44 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 13 8:16 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
I huffed and I puffed, as my legs went up the wall,
Blimey this isn’t fun, hope to heaven I don’t fall,43 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 13 6:20 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
I huffed and I puffed, as my legs went up the wall,
Blimey this isn’t fun, hope to heaven I don’t fall,43 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 13 6:12 AM 2002 -
You read the details,
Go knock on their door,23 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 13 2:31 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
And the winner is!!
Shit, hope it’s not me,52 lines, 17 comments, on Aug 10 1:02 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
And the winner is!!
Shit, hope it’s not me,49 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 10 12:38 AM 2002 -
I know I said I loved him,
I know I said I might,28 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 25 3:25 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
I’ve had a fear all my life,
Not rational I know,22 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 18 3:01 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
I’m just a happy bunny,
With a silly smiling face, -
Grandma was a raver, even at seventy three,
She wore bloomers and often flashed them, -
For over a year I waited, and kept myself free,
I honestly believed, he would acknowledge me, -
I’ve lost my Muse,
I looked under the chair, -
Aghhh.. I need chocolate,
I need it right away,8 lines, 18 comments, on May 30 9:58 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Cast my mind back to those days of yore,
When my knees were just a little, closer to the floor,49 lines, 9 comments, on May 29 1:02 PM 2002. In Spiritual -
The crew stood assembled,
The Amarda was coming,60 lines, 15 comments, on May 28 4:36 PM 2002. In Other, Adult humor -
I see the scientists have improved Viagra,
They’ve invented one that increases with stamina,17 lines, 14 comments, on May 28 2:23 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
My arse has spread while sitting here,
My jeans are tight,26 lines, 12 comments, on May 28 2:09 PM 2002. In Other, Adult humor -
I want to be a pheasant plucker,
Or even an over arm ball chucker,5 lines, 10 comments, on May 28 1:33 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
The grass was greener on the other side,
So I hooched up my skirt and climbed over the stile,
When I finally landed and opened my eyes,
The grass was g
6 lines, 7 comments, on May 28 6:50 AM 2002. In Other -
Blood is thicker than water they say,
But hell don’t believe it,23 lines, 7 comments, on May 28 6:45 AM 2002. In Other -
Is it selfish to want to do things for me?
I used to think so, -
Oh what a lovely poem you wrote,
(Oh not another depressing one, I’m off to split my throat)27 lines, 14 comments, on May 27 10:19 AM 2002. In Other -
The agony of Eurovision
35 lines, 7 comments, on May 26 1:13 PM 2002. In Angst -
Sir Holistic Tossalot was his name,
With the brave Knight Algy74 lines, 28 comments, on May 25 2:25 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Time to mourn quietly
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