List: Humor

• Bird Poop (cinquain)

  bird poop all on my head

  7 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 30 1:55 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Fishing trip....

  Lets go fishing
  I heard daddy say

  31 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 30 4:38 AM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humor
• whopper (rictamater)

  whopper with extra cheese

  11 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 3 11:08 PM 2007. In Personal, Humor
• mom!!!

  You left a fork in the sink again!

  0 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 13 10:56 AM 2007. In Contest, Life, Humor
• the sacrifice...

  You have been close starting my days

  44 lines, 25 comments, on Oct 19 10:15 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Life, Humor
• Princess Birthday

  It was her special day
  10 years old today

  40 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 17 5:14 AM 2007. In Humor, Love, Personal
• yard sale...

  Step right up to the sale of the year

  44 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 18 4:45 AM 2007. In Life, Humor, Thoughts, Contest
• Brown nose clarity

  I gave my all to get that job;
  tried really hard and did my best;

  13 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 19 7:40 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Life, Thoughts, Weird
• Give me some love

  Give me a kiss you silly girl

  7 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 25 1:45 PM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Weird
• rudolphs final flight

  Rudolph the big fat reindeer
  Ate up all of Santa's fudge

  15 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 29 12:25 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Weird
• Redneck folks are moving to town

  Just a contest write. Weird Christmas carol rewrite

  61 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 4 3:39 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor, Weird
• No life

  Im here on the net and havent a life;

  24 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 4 11:24 PM 2007. In Weird, Thoughts, Humor, Contest
• poor spiderman

  After being tangled in a web of deceit, spiderman decided to end it all...

  0 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 4 11:27 PM 2007. In Contest, Thoughts, Weird, Humor
• McGyver was here

  McGyver was here
  He struck again

  13 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 9 12:11 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor
• Dear Santa,

  Dear Santa, I have been a good Fat Boy.

  23 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 9 7:32 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• Lunchtime at Johnnys cafe

  Lunch time again
  at Johnny's cafe

  30 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 18 1:10 AM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humor
• Wandered away

  Teddy is missing
  he wandered away

  25 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 3 1:50 AM 2008. In Humor, Life, Love, Contest
• My redneck son

  A redneck boy He'll aways be

  43 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 4 5:16 AM 2008. In Humor
• My secret

  I have this Teddy Bear and he is a stalker

  24 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 17 10:58 PM 2008. In Humor, Contest
• Take out

  Chinese food
  in a take out box

  21 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 9 5:21 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor
• DishROVER 1

  This new model dishwasher the DishROVER 1

  35 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 15 4:55 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor
• Hairball Stir Fry

  Hairball Stir fry Triple delight I'm gonna have some heartburn tonight

  10 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 21 12:07 AM 2008. In Contest, Weird, Humor
• Dream big

  Go for the moon and don't think small

  25 lines, 5 comments, on May 4 12:06 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor
• Down in the dumps

  So there I sat
  all broken hearted

  29 lines, 1 comment, on May 4 7:50 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor
• Gas story........

  Off topic but it came to mind. (Your mom can verify this story) One year we went to our annual band concert contest. Each school had one or more bands prepare a few musical pieces for which the judges would rat

  14 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 12 11:31 PM 2008. In Contest, Humor
• On guard

  With all of my skills Come rain or shine

  19 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 27 12:24 PM 2008. In Contest, Humor
• Down in the south

  Redneck culture is all very fine
  Friday night wrestling and two dollar wine

  10 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 14 2:36 AM. In Contest, Humor
• contest survey

  1 What time do you usually go to bed? at home or at work?
  

  53 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 17 10:30 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life
• Bathroom fun

  Please will you buy
  this product of ours

  14 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 4 11:19 AM. In Contest, Humor
• Dog and cat dating chat

  59 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 10 8:14 PM. In Contest, Humor
• reserved

  I'll get back to this
  or maybe not

  11 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 19 2:31 PM. In Contest, Humor
• Sunny side up

  Jimmy don't go
  outside in the sun

  20 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 7 7:19 PM. In Humor, Contest, Weird

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