List: Humor

• Kirby car

  My car be a Kirby vacuum cleaner.

  19 lines, on May 13 4:03 AM 2006. In Humor
• I Wanna Watch Too !

  My favourite show in T.V land
  be Sesame Street, just love the whole band

  32 lines, 7 comments, on May 13 4:08 PM 2006. In Humor
• One Happy Fellow

  Seated pensive on the park bench,
  my spirit school peers did dampen.

  24 lines, 5 comments, on May 21 5:15 PM 2006. In Other
• Wear...What...How...?

  My over the shoulder boulder holder,
  now houses just two dimpled rocks,

  34 lines, 28 comments, on May 26 11:04 AM 2006. In Humor, Weird
• ~ Who Dunnit ? ? ~

  Mary conceived a little lamb

  34 lines, 26 comments, on Jun 14 5:14 AM 2006. In Humor, Weird, Thoughts, Nuttso
• ~ Nursery Madness ~

  37 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 16 11:02 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Adult humor
• ~ This Little Piggy ~

  12 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 18 3:39 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Adult humor
• ~ Unslung Speedos ~

  6 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 19 5:49 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ Busted ..!! ~

  10 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 23 4:15 PM 2006. In Weird, Adult, Humor
• ~ Opun Daze at School ~

  Egg cited bee me two right four ewe

  22 lines, 24 comments, on Jun 23 11:11 PM 2006. In Personal, Humor
• ~ Card for my Queen ~

  46 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 30 7:48 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Humor
• ~ porcu~hedge dog ~

  Here I be from the Land Downunder

  6 lines, 21 comments, on Jul 5 4:31 AM 2006. In Humor
• ~ Poor Baldy ~

  8 lines, 17 comments, on Jul 9 3:32 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ Chilli's Owner Swiftly Enters ~

  "You will not keep my Chilli dog!!" Recluse said demandingly

  20 lines, 18 comments, on Jul 18 9:15 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ Trust Me - I know !! ~

  14 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 4 7:04 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ A Fishy Tale ~

  Sun is up a new day dawns

  31 lines, 24 comments, on Aug 21 4:29 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor, Childrens
• ~ Ogre of Ovals ~

  23 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 21 12:36 AM 2006. In Humor
• ~ Food for Thought ~ {Not a Poem}

  Give your brain a feed !!!

  195 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 24 7:43 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• ~ Mouse Busters !! ~

  If there’s something brown running across your floor

  56 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 8 11:41 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ Happy Birthday Yazhi !! ~

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAZHI !!!
  FROM YA MATES AT ALLPOETRY

  127 lines, 29 comments, on Oct 12 7:22 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• ~ Back Draft !! ~

  Once upon a time I housed

  42 lines, 52 comments, on Oct 13 10:20 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ The Eyes ~

  17 lines, 35 comments, on Oct 15 7:46 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ My Nightmarish Dreams ~

  Brainflops on verses and sniggers on poems
  Slight off beat titles and words without rhythm

  39 lines, 59 comments, on Oct 19 10:36 PM 2006. In Lyrics, Humor
• ~ I'm a Little Pee Pot !! ~

  38 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 25 11:00 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ Interview with a King ~

  Old King Cole was a merry old soul,

  76 lines, 39 comments, on Oct 26 9:37 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• ~ Lapoe's Loony Birthday ~

  56 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 4 3:42 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ Pudding Pie ~

  13 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 14 5:31 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ Llama Love ~

  15 lines, 23 comments, on Nov 15 3:04 PM 2006. In Humor
• ~ "What Now, What Now?" is my new song!!! ~

  br
  Parody of sorts to the tune of

  51 lines, 16 comments, on Nov 25 7:52 PM 2006. In Humor, Weird, Totally off the wall
• ~If You're Bloated and You Know It...~

  If you're bloated and you know it let one rip (pfft pfft)
  If you're bloated and you know it let one rip (pfft pfft)

  17 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 26 6:14 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Outrageous
• ~ 25 Years ~

  57 lines, 54 comments, on Feb 11 8:51 PM 2007. In Humor
• ~ Do I Have It..? ~

  45 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 19 11:46 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Thoughts
• ~ Alphabet Soup ~

  23 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 20 10:56 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• ~ Marbles Needed!! ~

  Here's to a poet called Pegasus
  who was a few marbles short
  

  18 lines, 29 comments, on Feb 24 3:23 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Totally off the wall
• ~ The Long and the Short of Peg ~

  Our Lady Pegasus
  

  22 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 1 7:50 PM 2007. In Weird, For a special person
• ~ Lost 'Em!!! ~

  Vascillating between
  All scenerios and

  13 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 3 11:24 PM 2007. In Other, Weird
• ~ Watt Weigh ?? ~

  31 lines, 21 comments, on Mar 5 5:31 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Traumatising
• ~ What is This ~

  7 lines, 26 comments, on Mar 7 8:28 PM 2007. In Thoughts, Weird, Riddle
• ~ Peg's Brain Buster ~

  5 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 8 4:33 PM 2007. In Pain for Peg, Weird, Humor, Riddle
• ~ Cricket with Alice ~

  12 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 13 6:05 PM 2007. In Other, Humor
• ~ I Hate Beer ! ~

  One and all I want you to know
  I hate beer and it has to go

  23 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 17 5:05 PM 2007. In Humor, Balderdash
• ~ Got One on Jerry ~

  For Lady Pegasus !!!

  32 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 19 1:51 AM 2007. In Humor, Weird, parody
• ~ Out Witted ~

  It was late at night the pub had closed
  so I staggered to my old car

  47 lines, 14 comments, on Mar 23 6:32 PM 2007. In Humour, Weird
• ~ How Much is that Dollie? ~

  Parody based on:
  'How Much is that Doggie in the Window'

  50 lines, 19 comments, on Mar 30 8:53 PM 2007. In Lyrics, Weird, Humour, Parody
• ~ The Sound of Termites ~

  My house is alive with the sound of termites
  With what they have done for a thousand years

  31 lines, 36 comments, on Apr 7 7:54 PM 2007. In Weird, Lyrics, Humour
• ~ Lucky Lapoe ~

  4 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 8 8:28 PM 2007. In Weird, Humour, Special for Lapoe
• ~ Cling or be Caught ~

  8 lines, 19 comments, on Apr 13 6:45 PM 2007. In Humor, Pic Inspired
• ~ That's What You think ~

  12 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 26 5:46 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Pic Caption
• ~ Run from Me ~

  33 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 28 6:34 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Opposite Parody contest
• ~ I Think I Thunk ? ~

  44 lines, 20 comments, on May 3 1:26 AM 2007. In Weird, Humo(u)r, Dr Seuss
• ~ Size Me Up ~

  30 lines, 21 comments, on May 4 7:54 PM 2007. In Weird, Humour, Pic Contest
• ~ Queen of Farts ~

  / The Queen of Farts, / Could win no hearts, her stench drove all away. / / The Knave of Farts, / He sprayed her parts, to keep the sme

  12 lines, 13 comments, on May 8 5:51 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Re-written Nursery Rhyme
• ~ Lines for Peg ~

  22 lines, 5 comments, on May 12 4:13 PM 2007. In Weird, Personal joke!
• ~ Fish Tale ~

  20 lines, 9 comments, on May 17 5:39 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird, Fishy
• ~ Ant Why Not Peg? ! ~

  28 lines, 21 comments, on May 21 9:20 PM 2007. In Weird, For Cuz Peg!
• ~ Trapped and Slapped ! ~

  17 lines, 22 comments, on May 27 12:48 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Joke on Fairy's comment
• ~ Heavings ~ (Acrostic)

  10 lines, 22 comments, on May 27 6:13 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Contest
• ~ This is No Yolk ! ~

  16 lines, 25 comments, on May 30 5:24 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• ~ Hey Shazz !! ~

  12 lines, 13 comments, on Jun 4 11:27 PM 2007. In Just crazy as usual/For Shazz
• ~ Bug Eyed Boys ~

  16 lines, 15 comments, on Jun 15 5:21 PM 2007. In Pic Inspiration, weird
• ~ Rat Assed with Class ~

  18 lines, 26 comments, on Jun 17 1:31 AM 2007. In who knows, weird, natural, humour from OZ
• ~ 93 yr Old Seeks... ~

  25 lines, 27 comments, on Jun 18 9:35 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• ~ Picker for Winter ~

  Teeth melodic with chattering / Knees bruised from knocking together / Lips chaffed and cracked from winter chill / Yet I still prefer this

  26 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 18 10:24 PM 2007. In Personal, Other, Humor
• ~ Demise of Linny and Doc ~

  23 lines, 17 comments, on Jun 20 8:46 PM 2007. In Personal, Weird, Humor, Not Real
• ~ I Cannot ! ~

  21 lines, 17 comments, on Jun 22 1:56 AM 2007. In Humor, Weird, Ripple form
• ~ Alarm Clock Blues ~

  9 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 28 3:18 AM 2007. In Personal, Thoughts, AP Addiction, Rictameter
• ~ When the Chips are Down ~

  4 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 2 9:04 PM 2007. In Humor, Caption
• ~ Sail Away ~

  6 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 6 6:04 PM 2007. In Haiku, Thought Provoking I hope, Weird, Fun
• ~ A Shadowed Life ~

  37 lines, 20 comments, on Jul 6 11:10 PM 2007. In Inspiration to thought!
• ~ Think Behind ~

  38 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 7 9:11 PM 2007. In Other, Thoughts, Personal Form
• ~ Backdraft ~

  7 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 9 12:42 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Fun Haiku
• ~ Thought for the Day ~

  26 lines, 17 comments, on Jul 9 2:42 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Weird, Humor
• ~ Cold Car from Hell ~

  15 lines, 16 comments, on Jul 9 5:01 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• ~ Today at Midnight ~

  36 lines, 27 comments, on Jul 11 12:02 AM 2007
• ~ Peking Duck ~

  25 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 5 5:19 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird, Feelings, contest
• ~ Shit Happens ~

  40 lines, 26 comments, on Sep 21 12:57 AM 2007. In Humor, Weird, Totally off the wall
• ~ Barnyard Gossip ~

  31 lines, 22 comments, on Sep 29 7:30 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, For Melodies Contest
• ~ Hello to My Buddies ~

  14 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 23 1:59 AM 2007. In Weird
• ~ 12 Days of Christmas for My Buddy ~

  On the first day of Christmas,
  My Buddy sent to me

  116 lines, 26 comments, on Nov 7 5:50 PM 2007. In Humor, Lyrics, Friendship, Parody
• ~ Lord, It's Hard to Not Grumble ~ (Parody)

  Oh Lord it's hard to not grumble
  when you're defect in every way

  49 lines, 40 comments, on Nov 13 10:38 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Parody
• ~The Kitty Roll ~

  8 lines, 19 comments, on Nov 19 11:51 PM 2007. In Humor, Pic Inspiration
• ~ Perfect Gift ~

  17 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 20 6:39 PM 2007. In Humor, Melodies Contest
• ~ Old John ~

  17 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 28 9:53 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird, Limerick
• ~ Twas The Morning of Christmas ~ (Parody)

  20 lines, 28 comments, on Dec 6 6:43 PM 2007. In Parody, Humor
• ~ Buford Explains ~

  26 lines, 23 comments, on Dec 7 11:11 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• ~ The Crash Before Christmas ~ (Limericks)

  34 lines, 13 comments, on Dec 10 8:46 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Limericks, Mild Adult
• ~ Time Flies !

  13 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 11 10:02 PM 2007. In Thoughts, Weird, Humor
• ~ Memory Of Trees ~

  22 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 21 8:48 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• ~ One Sided Debate ~

  2 lines, 18 comments, on Jan 1 5:54 AM 2008. In Thoughts, Weird, Humor, Melodies Toilet Humour
• ~ Troublesome Tic ~

  Doctor, doctor, I'm in the poo
  Oh dear, please tell me what to do

  34 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 5 7:15 PM 2008. In Weird, Humor, Melodies Contest
• ~ The Penny ~

  A penny used to buy a pie when I was just a kid
  and that included mashed spud 'n peas beneath the lid.

  20 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 6 2:41 AM 2008. In Thoughts, Weird, Humor, Melodies again
• ~ Thoughts of The Thinker ~

  Oh ponder I of why I'm here
  dressed in only birthday suit

  19 lines, 22 comments, on Jan 14 8:50 PM 2008. In Thoughts, Humor, contest for Passim
• ~ I Cannot Go To Write Today ~

  "I cannot go to write today"
  Said Goosey Vader Calam McKay

  45 lines, 29 comments, on Jan 11 7:37 PM 2008. In Parody, Humor, Weird, for Fairy
• ~ This is a Tale of Old King Cole ~

  This is a Tale of Old King Cole
  A regal gent with merry soul

  30 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 23 10:25 PM 2008. In Humor, Passim's Contest
• ~ Sunny Side Up ~

  15 lines, 13 comments, on Jan 28 9:06 PM 2008. In For Baby Egg contest
• ~ Blessed Be the Good and Bad ~

  The good news is...
  I woke on time

  17 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 3 5:15 PM 2008. In Weird, Humor, Contest
• ~ Rashes to Ashes ~

  I have a little rosie rash
  Upon my chubby cheeks

  16 lines, 16 comments, on Feb 9 6:36 PM 2008. In Weird, Humor, Nursery Rhyme Spin Off
• ~ Coming or Going? ~

  24 lines, 22 comments, on Feb 19 8:44 PM 2008. In Humor, Contest, Kyrielle Form
• ~ Miss Fairfax ~

  26 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 19 6:50 PM 2008. In Weird, Melodies contest
• Booger Renovations

  14 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 21 4:57 AM 2008. In Humor, Other, Weird
• ~I am Not Inebriated~

  25 lines, 18 comments, on May 2 1:56 AM 2008. In Life, Weird, Humor
• ~ The Last Nail Write ~

  65 lines, 15 comments, on May 21 4:12 AM 2008. In My Will, Weird, Thoughts, Humour, Contest
• ~ Menopausal Mania ~

  35 lines, 21 comments, on Jun 8 10:58 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Life, contest
• ~ Wooden Ya Like My Inheritance ~

  3 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 9 7:42 PM 2008. In Humor, Caption Contest
• ~ I Know What it Is ~

  15 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 7 9:51 PM 2008. In Weird, Humor, for Passim
• ~ My House Mate ~

  29 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 25 7:36 PM. In Life, Humor, My Dog
• ~ Evacuation Procedure ~

  11 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 16 7:12 PM. In Humor, Caption
• ~ Two Biddies ~

  13 lines, 10 comments, on May 8 8:57 PM. In Humour
• ~ Huh? ~

  3 lines, 6 comments, on May 14 4:39 AM. In Life, Thoughts, Weird
• ~ Follow Instructions ~

  14 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 8 11:23 PM. In Humor, Society
• ~ Through Glass Slippers ~

  8 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 8 10:24 PM. In Humor
• ~ A Pennies Worth ~

  3 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 5 11:14 PM. In Humor, Life, Sick
• ~ A Little Bird Told Me ~

  25 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 12 7:01 PM. In Humor, Nature
• ~ Ribbet Shmibbet ~

  7 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 12 8:12 PM. In Contest, Humor, Weird, Haiku
• Pensive Reclusive Poetry

  6 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 17 4:34 AM. In Humor, Contest, Weird

• By me, right now

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