List: Funny/Weird

• fantasyland

  ladies hanging on a fence
  careless and fancy-free

  18 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 20 6:15 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• fluffy fruitcake

  Potato Shingles atop my roof
  standing in a Banana Telephone Booth

  12 lines, 23 comments, on Jun 20 10:33 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• proud to be a hippo

  proud to be a hippo
  strutting my stuff

  17 lines, 25 comments, on Jun 21 8:05 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• Happy Birthday!

  The 20 bucks, where could it be?
  in a gooey icky peanut butter sandwich?

  27 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 24 11:51 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• me and mzblondemoments

  Mzblondemoments, we met one day
  a silly thing, I have to say

  21 lines, 168 comments, on Jul 2 3:56 PM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
• A Party for Honey Bear!

  I hear there is a party
  for Honey Bear today

  34 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 2 5:10 PM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
• I hate this about you

  I hate the way it smells at night
  when you fart in your sleep

  19 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 6 9:39 PM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
• why, oh why, must the fly

  why oh why must the fly
  buzz and buzz about?

  23 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 7 10:03 AM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• Prayin' Dragon on Bunkleberry Hill

  Well, Jimmy and I were ridin’
  out on Bunkleberry Hill

  71 lines, 35 comments, on Jul 7 4:05 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• There once was a man from Nantucket (Naughty Limerick)

  there once was a man from Nantucket
  who only would cum in a bucket

  5 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 8 7:23 PM 2006. In Adult humor
• Fred is Dead (Naughty Limerick)

  There once was a man named Fred
  Who really liked his head

  6 lines, 16 comments, on Jul 8 7:29 PM 2006. In Adult humor
• Sally Sue (Naughty Limerick)

  Sally Sue, she was so blue
  for her love, he was not true

  5 lines, 21 comments, on Jul 8 10:52 PM 2006. In Adult humor
• George and Matt (Naughty Limerick)

  My penis is fat
  George said to Matt

  4 lines, 20 comments, on Jul 8 11:17 PM 2006. In Adult humor
• Our Scripter is Lost

  Melodies and Volebabe have a thing or two to say
  we lost Scripter, he wandered away

  33 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 9 11:53 AM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• Don and John were Walking Along

  Don and John were walking along
  going their merry own ways

  44 lines, 62 comments, on Jul 12 2:08 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• Chilli Dog and the Human Stink Alarm

  Chilli dog was just layin’ around
  really not making a sound

  38 lines, 28 comments, on Jul 13 5:53 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• The Sadness Weenie

  there once was a Weenie who didn’t like to smile *chumpy*
  no laughs, no giggles, no style *grumpy*

  29 lines, 26 comments, on Jul 13 10:50 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor, Hope
• BB-Laxative

  BB-Laxative, it’s just for you
  if your brain is blocked and you’re feeling blue

  39 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 18 12:46 AM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• Fairy Swatter

  Fairy Swatter
  needs a spotter

  24 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 18 1:00 AM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• little men

  oh, the little men I keep for play
  they have much fun, no need to say

  31 lines, 18 comments, on Jul 18 5:02 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• I have captured Chilli puppy

  “I am feeling very light today,” Fairy Nutty Buddy said airily.
  “I have kidnapped poor Chilli puppy!” grunted Fairy, quite doggedly.

  21 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 18 8:21 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• Fairy Talks Back

  “oh, yes I can,” I say quite positively
  “’cause I am unstoppable,” retorts me, the Fairy, invincibly

  15 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 18 11:08 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• silly goose

  silly goose, silly goose
  sat atop the hungry moose

  34 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 19 4:29 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor, Childrens
• the number four

  oh yes
  I can

  14 lines, 25 comments, on Jul 20 8:22 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• Don and John

  Don and John sang a song
  hit the ping pong

  6 lines, 21 comments, on Jul 20 9:18 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
• Don and John See the Light

  Don and John, we need some names
  ones that have never been used

  74 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 22 9:07 PM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
• the carnivore and his prey

  the carnivore hides in the dim light
  silently watching his prey

  20 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 24 7:27 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
• bronze girl

  I am the bronze girl
  see me shine

  4 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 26 11:53 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
• Embarrassing Darth Vader

  this storm trooper will meet his doom
  Darth Vader, he asked for Fruit of the Loom

  17 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 4 6:40 PM 2006. In Humor
• The Trials of Pinkie the Bear

  wrapped in a pretty pink package of fluff
  so lovely and innocent to erotica stuff

  57 lines, 31 comments, on Aug 5 9:57 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• cheese lawyer retained to sue Unca Goat, not a poem

  The above lawyer has been hired to sue Unca Goat for emotional damage due to his poem. Will add more information as it is available.

  0 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 9 4:33 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• You Ain't Nothin' but a Chilli Dog

  You ain't nothin' but a Chilli dog
  fartin' all the time

  48 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 15 1:32 PM 2006. In Lyrics
• Thunder Down Under

  I know an Aussie woman
  who has a lovely dog

  22 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 21 7:40 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• How to Get Rid of Ants in Your Pants

  Everybody always says, “I’ve got ants in my pants!”
  but I’m here to tell you there is a great solution

  76 lines, 16 comments, on Sep 21 8:18 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• I like... (goofy collection of my poem titles to make a new poem for a contest)

  I Like Hairy Butts
  Embarrassing Darth Vader

  10 lines, 29 comments, on Oct 1 11:31 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• I am a ghost in a plot

  I am a ghost in a plot

  10 lines, 27 comments, on Oct 20 1:00 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• I said I would never die

  I said I would never die</p

  28 lines, 16 comments, on Oct 20 1:27 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• Where, Oh Where, is My Muse?

  I'd really love to write a poem
  and all my friends, you know I'd show 'em

  42 lines, 36 comments, on Oct 21 10:29 PM 2006. In Weird, Other
• Don and John and the Big Bad Wolf

  The Big Bad Wolf was bored one day
  he thought to himself, “I’d sure like to play

  63 lines, 15 comments, on Oct 26 9:34 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• Heartfelt Holiday Letter

  Dear Family,
  We are so happy to be alive to be able to write to you all today! We wish you all a super happy holiday season

  29 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 2 9:38 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• I am but a pimple (weird poem, not funny)

  I am but a pimple
  on the face of the earth

  121 lines, 21 comments, on Nov 4 1:57 PM 2006. In Weird, Society
• My First (and last) Thanksgiving

  My First (and last) Thanksgiving

  350 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 8 11:28 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• Life Could be Worse

  Life Could be Worse
  I'm stuck with an owner who loves to drive 100 miles an hour backward and make a sudden stop, and take pictur

  10 lines, 22 comments, on Nov 9 12:13 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• I Am Your Butt

  I am your BUTT
  <p class="i"

  164 lines, 30 comments, on Nov 10 5:06 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• 21 Toot Salute - To My Real Friends on AP

  The 21 Toot Salute

  5 lines, 24 comments, on Nov 12 12:27 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• Don, John, and the Alien Named George

  There once was an alien named George

  53 lines, 23 comments, on Nov 30 10:48 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• if I were a hot dog

  If I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
  I hope that I would find a little kid

  21 lines, 17 comments, on Dec 29 4:36 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• Pinkie is a little bear

  Pinkie is a little bear
  Pinkie has.. well, you guessed it.. pink hair!

  16 lines, 20 comments, on Jan 8 5:33 PM 2007. In Humor, Childrens
• Plethora

  Pretty flower
  Precious gem

  7 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 9 10:46 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Childrens
• Arnartha

  I woke up one morning
  and turned on the TV

  94 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 14 12:02 PM 2007
• Captain Gilbert Gold

  Ahoooooooooooy, mate!
  I am the Pirate Gilbert Gold

  32 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 18 10:27 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, Weird
• Palm Tree

  If I were a tree
  I’d be a palm real tall

  39 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 20 10:53 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• Penguin Super Heros

  song parody of Green Acres theme song
  http://youtube.com/watch?v=DpC_-MGs6Dw

  21 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 20 11:15 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• I'm Too Cool For You

  Yeah, you heard me right
  I'm too cool for you!

  38 lines, 15 comments, on Jan 23 6:57 PM 2007
• Look at Me!

  Look at me!
  I’m crazy and lazy

  25 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 23 8:21 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, Weird
• Water's End

  Here I am at water’s end
  wandering waste I do attend

  12 lines, 16 comments, on Jan 28 1:03 PM 2007. In Weird, Contest, Self
• Major Funk

  16 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 29 6:38 PM 2007. In Adult
• [ As I sat in despair ]

  As I sat in despair
  ~ my mind filled with nurmur ~

  16 lines, 15 comments, on Feb 3 11:20 PM 2007
• PiNkIe BeAr HaD nO hAiR

  PiNkIe BeAr
  HaD nO hAiR

  35 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 8 7:07 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• Hello, My Name is Church Pew

  Hello,
  My name is Church Pew

  34 lines, 20 comments, on Feb 16 10:13 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• Gracie's Secret

  George and Freddy's eyes bug
  as the smell permeates the tree.

  12 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 3 9:10 PM 2007
• I'm Going to Sue the Pants Off of You

  I'm going to sue…
  the pants off you

  34 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 4 7:51 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• Running 'Round and 'Round

  Rickety old shed
  I'm running 'round and 'round

  24 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 7 1:40 PM 2007
• On top of some cornbread

  On top of some cornbread,
  All covered with butter,

  29 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 14 11:06 PM 2007
• The Day Long John Bunny Stole Christmas

  My name is Long John Bunny
  and I’m here to tell you a rhyme

  37 lines, 18 comments, on Mar 31 2:00 PM 2007. In Humor
• Pretend

  Hey, pretend like I said something funny, we'll get lots of attention, maybe even get our picture on Allpoetry.com 

  0 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 13 1:09 AM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• Oh, To Be a Fart

  oh, to be a fart
  flying free in ecstasy

  14 lines, 21 comments, on Apr 19 5:09 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• Slip 'N' Slide

  I put on my bikini / and lathered up the sunscreen / laid out my Slip ’N’ Slide / and made sure the blow-up pool was clean / laid it at the bottom of the hill / and filled it to the top / placed the hose in the ri

  32 lines, 17 comments, on May 2 8:25 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• Second Grade

  I was held back in school / 'cause they said I was dumb / I carried my blankie / And still sucked my thumb / It was second grade / And they said, "now grow up!" / 'cause I was still drinking / from my red sippy

  24 lines, 30 comments, on Jul 27 11:50 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• Our Wedding Day

  She stood beautiful in her dress I found it in the 'ole junkyard

  44 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 17 9:09 PM 2007. In Humor, Romance, Humour, Weird
• I Went to Three - Nonsense!

  I went to three and that was me

  26 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 18 2:06 PM 2007. In Weird
• Boxes, Boxes Everywhere

  Boxes here, boxes there boxes, boxes everywhere!

  38 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 11 12:49 PM 2007
• Bat the Cat

  Here sat Bat the Cat looking ready for combat

  8 lines, 22 comments, on Nov 25 7:57 PM 2007. In Weird, Humour, Humor
• Ink Spot Poetry

  Ink Spot Poetry
  Ramble on in nonsensical words in weird shapes, end it with a question, then use it as a psychiatry tool to determine is s

  13 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 6 9:06 PM 2007. In Weird
• Santa Baby, Please Put Out My Chimney Fire Tonight

  Santa baby, put new windows on the house, for me
  I've been awfully cold you see

  31 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 11 10:22 AM 2007. In Weird
• My Life is Poetry in Motion

  My life is poetry in motion (not original, I know) I'm on the open highway, can feel the wind blow

  14 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 12 6:34 PM. In Life, Hope, Humor, My life, Inspirational, Happiness
• Don and John, Friends Forever

  Don and John finally arose, and with a crinkle of the nose,

  34 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 1 3:01 PM. In Weird
• Vermilion Border

  I abhor your existence
  upon my vermilion border

  15 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 17 1:32 PM
• Cock-A-Doodle-Dooooooooooooo!

  Cock-a-doodle-dooooooooooo! It's time to get up, you silly schlup!

  32 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 26 8:32 AM
• with open heart and open door

  rapture of flowing words then I shall find we must always remember to enjoy life

  16 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 14 10:50 PM. In Weird
• This Rooster is Fake

  This here picture it's fake you see

  22 lines, 16 comments, on Apr 13 5:39 PM

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