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ladies hanging on a fence
careless and fancy-free
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Potato Shingles atop my roof
standing in a Banana Telephone Booth
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proud to be a hippo
strutting my stuff
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The 20 bucks, where could it be?
in a gooey icky peanut butter sandwich?
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Mzblondemoments, we met one day
a silly thing, I have to say
21 lines, 168 comments,
on Jul 2 3:56 PM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
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I hear there is a party
for Honey Bear today
34 lines, 11 comments,
on Jul 2 5:10 PM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
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I hate the way it smells at night
when you fart in your sleep
19 lines, 11 comments,
on Jul 6 9:39 PM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
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why oh why must the fly
buzz and buzz about?
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Well, Jimmy and I were ridin’
out on Bunkleberry Hill
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there once was a man from Nantucket
who only would cum in a bucket
5 lines, 15 comments,
on Jul 8 7:23 PM 2006. In Adult humor
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There once was a man named Fred
Who really liked his head
6 lines, 16 comments,
on Jul 8 7:29 PM 2006. In Adult humor
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Sally Sue, she was so blue
for her love, he was not true
5 lines, 21 comments,
on Jul 8 10:52 PM 2006. In Adult humor
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My penis is fat
George said to Matt
4 lines, 20 comments,
on Jul 8 11:17 PM 2006. In Adult humor
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Melodies and Volebabe have a thing or two to say
we lost Scripter, he wandered away
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Don and John were walking along
going their merry own ways
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Chilli dog was just layin’ around
really not making a sound
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there once was a Weenie who didn’t like to smile *chumpy*
no laughs, no giggles, no style *grumpy*
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BB-Laxative, it’s just for you
if your brain is blocked and you’re feeling blue
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Fairy Swatter
needs a spotter
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oh, the little men I keep for play
they have much fun, no need to say
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“I am feeling very light today,” Fairy Nutty Buddy said airily.
“I have kidnapped poor Chilli puppy!” grunted Fairy, quite doggedly.
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“oh, yes I can,” I say quite positively
“’cause I am unstoppable,” retorts me, the Fairy, invincibly
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silly goose, silly goose
sat atop the hungry moose
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Don and John sang a song
hit the ping pong
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Don and John, we need some names
ones that have never been used
74 lines, 14 comments,
on Jul 22 9:07 PM 2006. In Love, Humor, Hope
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the carnivore hides in the dim light
silently watching his prey
20 lines, 11 comments,
on Jul 24 7:27 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
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I am the bronze girl
see me shine
4 lines, 14 comments,
on Jul 26 11:53 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
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this storm trooper will meet his doom
Darth Vader, he asked for Fruit of the Loom
17 lines, 16 comments,
on Aug 4 6:40 PM 2006. In Humor
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wrapped in a pretty pink package of fluff
so lovely and innocent to erotica stuff
57 lines, 31 comments,
on Aug 5 9:57 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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The above lawyer has been hired to sue Unca Goat for emotional damage due to his poem. Will add more information as it is available.
0 lines, 8 comments,
on Sep 9 4:33 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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You ain't nothin' but a Chilli dog
fartin' all the time
48 lines, 9 comments,
on Sep 15 1:32 PM 2006. In Lyrics
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I know an Aussie woman
who has a lovely dog
22 lines, 18 comments,
on Sep 21 7:40 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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Everybody always says, “I’ve got ants in my pants!”
but I’m here to tell you there is a great solution
76 lines, 16 comments,
on Sep 21 8:18 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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I Like Hairy Butts
Embarrassing Darth Vader
10 lines, 29 comments,
on Oct 1 11:31 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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I am a ghost in a plot
10 lines, 27 comments,
on Oct 20 1:00 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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I said I would never die</p
28 lines, 16 comments,
on Oct 20 1:27 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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I'd really love to write a poem
and all my friends, you know I'd show 'em
42 lines, 36 comments,
on Oct 21 10:29 PM 2006. In Weird, Other
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The Big Bad Wolf was bored one day
he thought to himself, “I’d sure like to play
63 lines, 15 comments,
on Oct 26 9:34 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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Dear Family,
We are so happy to be alive to be able to write to you all today! We wish you all a super happy holiday season
29 lines, 11 comments,
on Nov 2 9:38 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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I am but a pimple
on the face of the earth
121 lines, 21 comments,
on Nov 4 1:57 PM 2006. In Weird, Society
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My First (and last) Thanksgiving
350 lines, 12 comments,
on Nov 8 11:28 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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Life Could be Worse
I'm stuck with an owner who loves to drive 100 miles an hour backward and make a sudden stop, and take pictur
10 lines, 22 comments,
on Nov 9 12:13 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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I am your BUTT
<p class="i"
164 lines, 30 comments,
on Nov 10 5:06 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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The 21 Toot Salute
5 lines, 24 comments,
on Nov 12 12:27 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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There once was an alien named George
53 lines, 23 comments,
on Nov 30 10:48 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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If I were an Oscar Mayer weiner I hope that I would find a little kid
21 lines, 17 comments,
on Dec 29 4:36 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
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Pinkie is a little bear Pinkie has.. well, you guessed it.. pink hair!
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Pretty flower Precious gem
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I woke up one morning and turned on the TV
94 lines, 14 comments,
on Jan 14 12:02 PM 2007
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Ahoooooooooooy, mate! I am the Pirate Gilbert Gold
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If I were a tree I’d be a palm real tall
39 lines, 12 comments,
on Jan 20 10:53 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
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song parody of Green Acres theme song http://youtube.com/watch?v=DpC_-MGs6Dw
21 lines, 4 comments,
on Jan 20 11:15 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
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Yeah, you heard me right I'm too cool for you!
38 lines, 15 comments,
on Jan 23 6:57 PM 2007
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Look at me! I’m crazy and lazy
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Here I am at water’s end wandering waste I do attend
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16 lines, 10 comments,
on Jan 29 6:38 PM 2007. In Adult
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As I sat in despair ~ my mind filled with nurmur ~
16 lines, 15 comments,
on Feb 3 11:20 PM 2007
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PiNkIe BeAr HaD nO hAiR
35 lines, 14 comments,
on Feb 8 7:07 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor
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Hello, My name is Church Pew
34 lines, 20 comments,
on Feb 16 10:13 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
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George and Freddy's eyes bug as the smell permeates the tree.
12 lines, 15 comments,
on Mar 3 9:10 PM 2007
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I'm going to sue… the pants off you
34 lines, 15 comments,
on Mar 4 7:51 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor
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Rickety old shed I'm running 'round and 'round
24 lines, 5 comments,
on Mar 7 1:40 PM 2007
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On top of some cornbread, All covered with butter,
29 lines, 13 comments,
on Mar 14 11:06 PM 2007
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My name is Long John Bunny and I’m here to tell you a rhyme
37 lines, 18 comments,
on Mar 31 2:00 PM 2007. In Humor
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Hey, pretend like I said something funny, we'll get lots of attention, maybe even get our picture on Allpoetry.com
0 lines, 11 comments,
on Apr 13 1:09 AM 2007. In Humor, Weird
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oh, to be a fart flying free in ecstasy
14 lines, 21 comments,
on Apr 19 5:09 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
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I put on my bikini / and lathered up the sunscreen / laid out my Slip ’N’ Slide / and made sure the blow-up pool was clean / laid it at the bottom of the hill / and filled it to the top / placed the hose in the ri
32 lines, 17 comments,
on May 2 8:25 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
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I was held back in school / 'cause they said I was dumb / I carried my blankie / And still sucked my thumb / It was second grade / And they said, "now grow up!" / 'cause I was still drinking / from my red sippy
24 lines, 30 comments,
on Jul 27 11:50 AM 2007. In Weird, Humor
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She stood beautiful in her dress
I found it in the 'ole junkyard
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I went to three
and that was me
26 lines, 10 comments,
on Sep 18 2:06 PM 2007. In Weird
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Boxes here, boxes there
boxes, boxes everywhere!
38 lines, 10 comments,
on Nov 11 12:49 PM 2007
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Here sat Bat the Cat
looking ready for combat
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Ink Spot Poetry
Ramble on in nonsensical words in weird shapes, end it with a question, then use it as a psychiatry tool to determine is s
13 lines, 18 comments,
on Dec 6 9:06 PM 2007. In Weird
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Santa baby, put new windows on the house, for me
I've been awfully cold you see
31 lines, 14 comments,
on Dec 11 10:22 AM 2007. In Weird
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My life is poetry in motion (not original, I know)
I'm on the open highway, can feel the wind blow
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Don and John finally arose,
and with a crinkle of the nose,
34 lines, 9 comments,
on Feb 1 3:01 PM. In Weird
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I abhor your existence
upon my vermilion border
15 lines, 14 comments,
on Feb 17 1:32 PM
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Cock-a-doodle-dooooooooooo!
It's time to get up, you silly schlup!
32 lines, 13 comments,
on Feb 26 8:32 AM
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rapture of flowing words then I shall find
we must always remember to enjoy life
16 lines, 16 comments,
on Mar 14 10:50 PM. In Weird
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This here picture
it's fake you see
22 lines, 16 comments,
on Apr 13 5:39 PM
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