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ladies hanging on a fence
careless and fancy-free -
Potato Shingles atop my roof
standing in a Banana Telephone Booth -
proud to be a hippo
strutting my stuff -
The 20 bucks, where could it be?
in a gooey icky peanut butter sandwich? -
Mzblondemoments, we met one day
a silly thing, I have to say -
I hear there is a party
for Honey Bear today -
I hate the way it smells at night
when you fart in your sleep -
why oh why must the fly
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Well, Jimmy and I were ridin’
out on Bunkleberry Hill -
there once was a man from Nantucket
who only would cum in a bucket5 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 8 7:23 PM 2006. In Adult humor -
There once was a man named Fred
Who really liked his head6 lines, 16 comments, on Jul 8 7:29 PM 2006. In Adult humor -
Sally Sue, she was so blue
for her love, he was not true5 lines, 23 comments, on Jul 8 10:52 PM 2006. In Adult humor -
My penis is fat
George said to Matt4 lines, 20 comments, on Jul 8 11:17 PM 2006. In Adult humor -
Melodies and Volebabe have a thing or two to say
we lost Scripter, he wandered away -
Don and John were walking along
going their merry own ways -
Chilli dog was just layin’ around
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there once was a Weenie who didn’t like to smile *chumpy*
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BB-Laxative, it’s just for you
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Fairy Swatter
needs a spotter -
oh, the little men I keep for play
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“I am feeling very light today,” Fairy Nutty Buddy said airily.
“I have kidnapped poor Chilli puppy!” grunted Fairy, quite doggedly. -
“oh, yes I can,” I say quite positively
“’cause I am unstoppable,” retorts me, the Fairy, invincibly -
silly goose, silly goose
sat atop the hungry moose -
Don and John sang a song
hit the ping pong -
Don and John, we need some names
ones that have never been used -
the carnivore hides in the dim light
silently watching his prey -
I am the bronze girl
see me shine -
this storm trooper will meet his doom
Darth Vader, he asked for Fruit of the Loom17 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 4 6:40 PM 2006. In Humor
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wrapped in a pretty pink package of fluff
so lovely and innocent to erotica stuff -
The above lawyer has been hired to sue Unca Goat for emotional damage due to his poem. Will add more information as it is available.
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You ain't nothin' but a Chilli dog
fartin' all the time48 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 15 1:32 PM 2006. In Lyrics
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I know an Aussie woman
who has a lovely dog -
Everybody always says, “I’ve got ants in my pants!”
but I’m here to tell you there is a great solution -
I Like Hairy Butts
Embarrassing Darth Vader -
I am a ghost in a plot
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I said I would never die</p
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I'd really love to write a poem
and all my friends, you know I'd show 'em -
The Big Bad Wolf was bored one day
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Dear Family,
We are so happy to be alive to be able to write to you all today! We wish you all a super happy holiday season -
I am but a pimple
on the face of the earth -
My First (and last) Thanksgiving
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Life Could be Worse
I'm stuck with an owner who loves to drive 100 miles an hour backward and make a sudden stop, and take pictur -
I am your BUTT
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There once was an alien named George
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If I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
I hope that I would find a little kid -
Pinkie is a little bear
Pinkie has.. well, you guessed it.. pink hair! -
Ahoooooooooooy, mate!
I am the Pirate Gilbert Gold -
song parody of Green Acres theme song
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DpC_-MGs6Dw -
Yeah, you heard me right
I'm too cool for you!38 lines, 15 comments, on Jan 23 6:57 PM 2007
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Look at me!
I’m crazy and lazy -
Here I am at water’s end
wandering waste I do attend -
16 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 29 6:38 PM 2007. In Adult
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As I sat in despair
~ my mind filled with nurmur ~16 lines, 15 comments, on Feb 3 11:20 PM 2007
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PiNkIe BeAr
HaD nO hAiR -
Hello,
My name is Church Pew -
George and Freddy's eyes bug
as the smell permeates the tree.12 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 3 9:10 PM 2007
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I'm going to sue…
the pants off you -
Rickety old shed
I'm running 'round and 'round24 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 7 1:40 PM 2007
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On top of some cornbread,
All covered with butter,29 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 14 11:06 PM 2007
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My name is Long John Bunny
and I’m here to tell you a rhyme37 lines, 18 comments, on Mar 31 2:00 PM 2007. In Humor
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oh, to be a fart
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I put on my bikini / and lathered up the sunscreen / laid out my Slip ’N’ Slide / and made sure the blow-up pool was clean / laid it at the bottom of the hill / and filled it to the top / placed the hose in the ri
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I was held back in school / 'cause they said I was dumb / I carried my blankie / And still sucked my thumb / It was second grade / And they said, "now grow up!" / 'cause I was still drinking / from my red sippy
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She stood beautiful in her dress I found it in the 'ole junkyard
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I went to three and that was me26 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 18 2:06 PM 2007. In Weird
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Boxes here, boxes there boxes, boxes everywhere!38 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 11 12:49 PM 2007
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Here sat Bat the Cat looking ready for combat
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Ink Spot Poetry
Ramble on in nonsensical words in weird shapes, end it with a question, then use it as a psychiatry tool to determine is s13 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 6 9:06 PM 2007. In Weird
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Santa baby, put new windows on the house, for me
I've been awfully cold you see31 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 11 10:22 AM 2007. In Weird -
My life is poetry in motion (not original, I know) I'm on the open highway, can feel the wind blow
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Don and John finally arose, and with a crinkle of the nose,34 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 1 3:01 PM 2008. In Weird
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I abhor your existence
upon my vermilion border15 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 17 1:32 PM 2008 -
Cock-a-doodle-dooooooooooo! It's time to get up, you silly schlup!32 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 26 8:32 AM 2008
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rapture of flowing words then I shall find we must always remember to enjoy life16 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 14 10:50 PM 2008. In Weird
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This here picture it's fake you see22 lines, 16 comments, on Apr 13 5:39 PM 2008
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I found some chocolate in my winter coat pocket,
much better than finding that $20 bill or lost locket.5 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 16 1:37 PM 2008 -
Old King Cole, he be the son of a biscuit eater!
though his mother never be tellin' a soul;8 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 26 10:21 AM
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Where, oh where, has my little muse gone,
where, oh where could it be?24 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 11 1:18 AM
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