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Reality

I am me, yes me I am
Got busted sending internet spam

25 lines, 19 comments, on Feb 11 2:53 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor

Tallywhacker in Trouble

15 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 16 12:10 PM 2006. In Adult humor

Two Buck Tallywhacker?

7 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 17 1:53 AM 2006. In Adult humor

Tallywhacker: Day vs Night

7 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 20 2:38 AM 2006. In Adult humor

Tallywhacker Meets

7 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 20 10:35 AM 2006. In Adult humor

Sorceress Storm

Enter now, the sorceress Storm
Kicking dust up in a swarm

38 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 30 7:18 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Adult humor

Sorceress Storm- The Serious Qualifications

And after Lio hears my words
He'll know we're out for him and his nerds

23 lines, 10 comments, on May 1 12:55 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Humor

Stew Anyone?

I remember one day, not so long ago
I was driving a long country road (yeah we have 'em in Florida)

33 lines, 5 comments, on May 11 3:26 PM 2006. In Humor

Quite the Selection

They come in white, they come in black
And 'bout everything in between

23 lines, 5 comments, on May 22 2:05 PM 2006. In Weird, Adult humor

Bowling For Blood (Acrostic)

Ball in hand, and ready to throw.
Of course, I'll win, you ought to know.

16 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 20 2:13 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor, Dark

Just A Taste Of Sorcery

I come from the land of Dark
To the land of Inbetween

53 lines, 22 comments, on Jun 30 11:39 AM 2006. In Fantasy

StormGoddess, the Sorceress of Destruction

I am the Goddess of the Storms
And need no introduction

48 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 1 10:07 AM 2006. In Fantasy, Humor

Bless This Meal

\/

5 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 1 3:42 PM 2006. In Humor

Bless Me Lord

\/

5 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 1 3:49 PM 2006. In Humor

Farmer Ted's BIG Cock

So, you think you got it all
Now let me tell you this

25 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 6 2:41 PM 2006. In Weird, Adult humor

Never Again!

I must offer an *apology*
For this tale I'm 'bout to tell

49 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 11 9:24 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor

Hey... You

Hey, You, I am warning you...
Really, I am warning you...

5 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 12 11:37 AM 2006. In Humor

I Pledge Allegiance To My..... Insanity???

6 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 12 2:55 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor

Sea Creatures, Giant Lizards, And Insanity-- Oh My!!

One night while riding in my mellow *yellow submarine*,
I saw this glint of light, must be a *moonbeam*.

43 lines, 18 comments, on Jul 13 9:43 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Humor

Chilli, Here We Come

Dearest Recluse, I've taken the liberty
Of high-jacking the Weinermobile.

39 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 16 8:25 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor

Queen Quorra's Quartets

39 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 30 11:08 AM 2006. In Other, Humor

Verse to Decurse

Heckle-de beckle-do, gobblibity-zee
I've come to lift a curse from thee.

51 lines, 22 comments, on Aug 6 10:44 AM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Humor

Choir Class for Kitty

Whadda ya mean I can't play the piano?
Whadda ya mean I have to sing?

39 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 8 1:09 PM 2006. In Humor

To Pinkie

21 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 11 1:30 AM 2006. In Humor

What Is It About Men??

75 lines, 19 comments, on Aug 17 11:22 AM 2006. In Humor

Smooth As Silk

6 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 29 12:58 PM 2006. In Humor

A Monsterous Birthday Wish

20 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 4 2:19 PM 2006. In Childrens

Memories of...

10 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 14 8:37 PM 2006. In Adult humor

On Your Wedding Day

13 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 15 11:07 PM 2006. In Adult humor

A Not So Nice Ripple

19 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 27 5:19 PM 2006. In Humor

Someone ( IS ) Back

36 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 29 3:10 PM 2006. In Adult humor

Duck Tape

0 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 29 10:11 PM 2006. In Humor

T'was the Eve of Christmas - Florida Style

53 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 12 11:27 PM 2006. In Humor

Horrorween

12 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 28 12:31 AM 2006. In Weird

Car Ride!

Woof!

2 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 7 8:03 PM 2006. In Humor

Santa's Drunken Reindeer

Jingle jangle, hear the bells
Announcing Santa's sleigh

23 lines, 49 comments, on Nov 11 1:04 PM 2006. In Adult humor

A F*ck*d Up Christmas (warped version of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer)

48 lines, 37 comments, on Dec 3 9:30 PM 2006. In Adult Humor

Oh What A Gift!

I remember some years back
I was hanging with my (now) ex

53 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 13 7:29 PM 2006. In Humor

Man's Best Friend

28 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 14 9:48 PM 2007. In Humor

A Bright Moment

Look at that! / What do I see? A subtle / spark of my memory. When flash / beams bright, and light comes on, hurry, / hurry, I’ve got to run. A moment lost, I’m / in trouble. Step it up, on the double. For

16 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 21 11:43 PM 2007. In Humor

In the Mind of a Hummer

34 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 27 2:43 PM 2007. In Humorous

Heavenly Sandwich

Midnight, and here I was craving a sandwich. / I mean the Dagwood kinda sandwich, / the one you can't fit in your mouth! / Open the fridge

35 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 28 1:10 AM 2007. In Humor

Fountain of Truth

22 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 21 12:03 PM 2007. In Adult Humor

Gnome-Man Land

11 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 28 7:32 PM 2007. In Humor

Blue (Ball) Christmas

11 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 23 10:31 PM 2007. In Adult Humor

Revenge of the World Wide Web

49 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 4 2:25 PM 2007. In Humor

Check Your Number, and Dial Again

22 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 23 8:05 PM 2007. In Humor

H M Os

43 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 4 9:19 PM. In Humor

Oz It's Not!

33 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 9 10:17 AM. In Humor, Weird, Stanger than strange

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