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I know I left them laying on the table by my chair
Now they’re gone and I’m the only one who seems to care67 lines, 67 comments, on Dec 31 10:34 AM 2003. In Humor -
As I sit down each evening to watch some television
I use the revered remote control to help make a decision28 lines, 19 comments, on Feb 3 2:17 PM 2004. In Humor -
A short while back I shared a drink while visiting with friends
One was considering a vasectomy and questioned how it ends40 lines, 58 comments, on Feb 15 11:29 AM 2004. In Humor -
I was really having trouble deciding on a pet
Exactly what I wanted I wasn’t sure just yet -
A crocodile and monkey stood beside a banana treeBoth of them were starving and as hungry as could beThe crocodile stared up and said there sure
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I got a strange urge to travel one day
So I set off a walking on my merry way -
Soft and fluffy, there you are upon your little roll
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There once was a town called Ballbarrybaroo
The people who lived there had only one shoe -
Today I had some work to do
And just as I was almost through54 lines, 73 comments, on Jun 14 8:03 PM 2004. In Humor -
Ruffles, Guys, or good ole Lays
Put me in a snacking craze24 lines, 23 comments, on Jun 14 9:49 PM 2004. In Humor -
I got huge a craving for snack food one day
So into the kitchen I happened to stray54 lines, 23 comments, on Jun 15 9:32 AM 2004. In Humor -
Well Happy Birthday to the John
Someone explain what’s going on14 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 7 1:20 AM 2004. In Humor -
So it’s my turn to cook you say? I’ll need some Calcamay
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Every dog will have his day or so they say in court
It’s true that vellination’s there I’m happy to report43 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 23 7:10 PM 2004. In Spiritual -
Way down there in Texas, near the town of Farmer’s Branch
Lived a poor ole simple farmer who had a turkey ranch29 lines, 40 comments, on Nov 24 4:23 PM 2004. In Humor
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Just for the Holidays so sweetIt is the perfect Christmas treatTo make this special cake s
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Ole Santa’s poor reindeer sure needed a restSo he picked a place that he thought was the best<58 lines, 45 comments, on Dec 15 4:01 PM 2004. In Humor
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The CellarThe first time that I heard it I was just a child of fiveIt didn’t sound lik
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Now here’s some news that I just heard
It’s birthday time for Tweety bird -
Everyday the old gorilla rolled slowly out of bed
And jumped into his bathtub underneath the showerhead14 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 8 1:38 PM 2005. In Humor -
Got a strange call from my buddy Bill Long85 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 9 10:47 PM 2005. In Humor
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When it’s time to fill the tub
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As I sat down to watch TVI heard my daughter calling meHer voice was filled with total fea54 lines, 83 comments, on Mar 2 9:58 PM 2005. In Humor
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Quite proud I am, as I stand here upon the putting green
I ‘m shooting the greatest game of golf that I have ever seen36 lines, 39 comments, on Mar 26 10:24 AM 2005. In Humor
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I was really in a dire need to make some needed dough
The only problem was just how to go about it though24 lines, 51 comments, on Apr 6 9:28 AM 2005. In Humor -
What’s this thing I see at night?
Something bouncing, something white34 lines, 123 comments, on May 5 8:31 PM 2005. In Humor
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“Let’s go for a ride!” you said, what a clever guy you were
Tricking your ole buddy just because he’s wearing fur19 lines, 51 comments, on Jul 23 11:23 AM 2005. In Humor
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Lift your glass with me, my boys!
Lift those glasses high!9 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 23 6:25 PM 2005. In Humor -
So sorry Mr. Bottomsworth to hear about your plight
Butt I must say your derrière just doesn’t look quite right19 lines, 49 comments, on Aug 31 8:45 PM 2005. In Humor
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One busy day I had nothing to do / I headed to town and away from it too / Saw several people walk into a bar / Ducked underneath it and got in my car / / I wasn’t24 lines, 43 comments, on Sep 13 9:24 PM 2005. In Humor
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One early morning I awoke and rolled out of my bed
I ran my fingers through the hair upon my sleepy head101 lines, 45 comments, on Sep 25 11:25 AM 2005. In Humor -
Anton had a craving that he had to satisfy
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“You’re not supposed to have that dear”
A familiar song I often hear38 lines, 36 comments, on Oct 25 6:58 PM 2005. In Humor -
Come listen to the story of my dear ole buddy Jane
Who had to see the doctor ‘cause she had a little pain44 lines, 27 comments, on Dec 1 11:37 PM 2005. In Humor -
My brother told me you’re not real and sissy said that too
But Santa I know they are wrong and I will wait for you -
13 lines, 54 comments, on Dec 9 10:12 PM 2005. In Humor
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I'd raise a glass of Christmas cheerTo my AP buddy ol' Shakes-spearBut darn it, he drank all my beer!4 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 15 9:51 PM 2005. In Humor
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“On your mark, get ready to run!”
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Last night I had the strangest dreams My house was filled with birds it seems I went into the kitchen, when I was greeted by a giant hen Some scrambled eggs I t101 lines, 98 comments, on Jan 2 1:42 AM 2006. In Humor
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Whenever I get into my car
It seems I don’t get very far38 lines, 54 comments, on Jan 11 10:10 PM 2006. In Humor -
I went for a walk down on Sycamore Street
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I am only four years old and it is hard you see
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>The thoughts I thunk, one morn in bed / >28 lines, 4 comments, on May 5 11:19 PM 2007
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This is quite odd I tell myself / Where I’ve been shoved upon this shelf / Parts of me are turning green / The strangest thing I’ve ever se24 lines, 13 comments, on May 31 9:58 AM 2007. In Humor
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The Sultan of Thesaurus and the King of Syllabus Got into an argument and soon began to fuss
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