Straight up anti everything rants.
Time period: 1991 - now
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The poo to end all poos
passed through me today.37 lines, 55 comments, on Dec 15 10:04 PM 2003. In Adult humor, Humor -
But you my friend are a professional asshole.
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When my poems go platinum?
I'll fetch myself a limo;60 lines, 28 comments, on Dec 24 3:02 AM 2003. In Humor
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-- Steven, your new book "The Brand" Is absolutely
brilliant! What the hell were you thinking?!88 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 24 9:53 PM 2003. In Other -
Closet case Boston blue blood
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Pig-- But when you spoke to them were you luciferous?
Jew-- Ah, no, but I was almost zatetic.89 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 26 2:20 AM 2003. In Humor
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Why I spit?
Well that's simple.40 lines, 13 comments, on Dec 28 3:35 PM 2003. In Contemporary
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"Evel Knievel was my hero, and my proudest achievement
was that I once had the nerve to ride my bike off a -
Yesterday, I was smoking
Clitoris with Boris50 lines, 28 comments, on Dec 29 10:04 PM 2003. In Adult humor
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Yesterday, on a mountain, I saw a Ram -
- chewing on a lowly clump of sod.27 lines, 45 comments, on Jan 1 8:14 PM 2004. In Humor
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You are just begging for a tidal wave
and an earthquake horchata50 lines, 22 comments, on Jan 2 4:13 PM 2004. In Adult
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I have a bomb on a bus
I have a rag on my head28 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 2 6:44 PM 2004. In Adult -
This poem is about hatred, and elitism, but mostly about
the struggle of the undereducated poor against the system57 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 2 8:05 PM 2004. In Adult -
There once was a man from Vancouver
That got his chub stuck in a Hoover24 lines, 24 comments, on Jan 3 9:28 PM 2004. In Humor
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Mother never knew true penetration
She survived on tube tied fruition,54 lines, 28 comments, on Jan 4 5:44 PM 2004. In Adult humor
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When I grow up... I want to
work for a corrupt and evil68 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 4 11:51 PM 2004. In Humor
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Run Forest! Run...
While huffing gas one day at the pump.95 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 5 11:26 PM 2004. In Adult humor
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Pass me thee unsalted cracker rag,
and I shall Pop star you a wheelie.72 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 8 4:17 PM 2004. In Adult
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O Walter, if you pimp me I'll stay.
So that I can describe, yet another,43 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 10 8:22 PM 2004. In Adult humor
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(This is in response to this guys 12 year old
daughter arguing with me on an open writing31 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 13 12:35 PM 2004. In Adult humor -
I made my shirt
For dinner tonight33 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 15 12:28 AM 2004. In Adult -
And how many times must I wish upon a falling bar stool?
Wondering why...you've taken my drink away?70 lines, 13 comments, on Jan 17 7:27 PM 2004. In Adult humor -
Alchohol & cocaine
Still I'm moody?40 lines, 26 comments, on Jan 18 4:42 AM 2004. In Adult humor -
(99% of editors become editors
because their writing deteriorates140 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 19 10:49 PM 2004. In Adult humor -
I'm sorry, but one would think
that with fifty gazillion dollars?33 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 20 10:52 PM 2004. In Adult humor
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Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina...
And I fucked the entired universe -
After I had cut off my left nipple
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Under the Bed wetter (Lyre concerto) by Jon Y. Shite (Free verse ) by Shardik
Standing on my bed staring at the coffee can -
I have a happy faith in you sir,
but not so much in them.44 lines, 32 comments, on Jan 27 1:32 PM 2004. In Society -
"I don't want to..."
"Eat it you little bugger!31 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 29 12:34 AM 2004. In Adult -
As a 500
pound black lesbian bull dyke47 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 30 12:54 PM 2004. In Adult -
11 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 7 3:45 PM 2004. In Humor
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It was a grey gloomy day, and the presence of the
sun was sadly missed by the Motherfuckers.91 lines, 16 comments, on Feb 20 4:05 PM 2004. In Adult -
There once was a Cutter China
that could make a slit so fina19 lines, 21 comments, on Feb 27 11:41 PM 2004. In Adult -
I am a hunter
There's a trophy in my pants24 lines, 19 comments, on Mar 2 12:06 AM 2004. In Adult
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Trixie was recently hired by All-Writers as the Hot New
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What in the fuck does that mean?
I'm going to write whether you give a fuck or not?29 lines, 38 comments, on Mar 11 10:24 PM 2004. In Adult -
What I really want?
The burning to go away.11 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 22 8:01 PM 2004. In Adult humor -
I got something tasty
Let it swim tools64 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 29 8:56 PM 2004. In Adult
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I shoot only to prove I've missed
I still don't get it?61 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 8 4:01 PM 2004. In Humor
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Jesus Fucking Creased!
How dare I the Queen of drama40 lines, 16 comments, on Apr 9 7:27 PM 2004. In Adult
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I fucked my sister
One sunny day87 lines, 33 comments, on Apr 19 9:19 PM 2004. In Adult humor -
I have the white Indian killer blues
Niggers up in trees, and Elvis Presley Shoes52 lines, 46 comments, on Jun 16 3:59 AM 2004. In Adult
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Pale white hairless chest;
Bears proud morning turd.2 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 27 8:55 PM 2004. In Humor -
I will glaze down your sides
With butter and flared honey12 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 5 6:19 PM 2004. In Contemporary -
Get naked on my face
Choke me with your scarf16 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 8 1:19 AM 2004. In Adult -
I get off of work at a quarter till eight.
After scoring some smack I procrastinate16 lines, 26 comments, on Nov 20 6:37 PM 2004. In Love -
Every ridiculous thing possible,
And this website breaking down,61 lines, 30 comments, on Jan 9 3:45 PM 2005. In Adult -
It was just another pointless snow day
My friends and I had just blown a lid49 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 6 7:04 PM 2005. In Contemporary -
I used to like you
And your new tattoo19 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 7 9:45 PM 2005. In Adult -
Fuck you, and the indigenous tribe of indians you road in on
Melt the gold, frame a masterpiece, wipe out a culture28 lines, 16 comments, on Apr 2 5:39 AM 2005. In Contemporary
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Why does the world care
Who you're shoving your Scientology shaft into?29 lines, 30 comments, on May 22 12:58 PM 2005. In Adult humor
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I have a case of the
'Please go back to that indigenous island you swam here from blues'48 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 20 7:15 PM 2006. In Adult
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