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a horny young skier named Joe
wanted to have sex in the snow6 lines, 25 comments, on Jan 29 4:02 PM 2004. In Humor -
46 lines, 30 comments, on Jan 31 2:20 PM 2004. In Adult humor
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never let it be said that i dont offend equally32 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 13 12:45 PM 2004. In Humor
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this here, i say this here is mah poem
Roses are, i say roses are red,19 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 2 2:49 PM 2004. In Humor -
this is the story of Grugrumps,
who were set in their Grugrump ways,55 lines, 18 comments, on Mar 3 3:15 PM 2004. In Childrens -
Does anyone remember Milli Vanilli,
those lip-synching fools who made the Rock world look silly?6 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 13 12:22 PM 2004. In Humor -
Make the minimum age for military service
sixty-five years old.35 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 20 5:29 PM 2004. In Humor -
One night, as i lay dreaming,
I dreamt it was an ordinary day...23 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 1 6:14 PM 2004. In Humor -
dear Mom and dad:
this is just a letter25 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 1 6:33 PM 2004. In Humor -
(This was written for the Housekeeping staff of Canyon village, Yellowstone nat'l Park, in 1999)
'Twas rainy and the poor R.A.s39 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 20 11:26 AM 2004. In Weird -
"when I grow up, I wanna be president, just like daddy"54 lines, 31 comments, on Apr 24 3:32 PM 2004. In Contemporary
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I was pushing a grocery cart full of groceries one day and a fellow came up to me and asked "did you just go shopping?"
I said "nope. I'm posing as a bag lady21 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 26 12:08 PM 2004. In Humor -
Captain Crunch likes to crunch heads
with the son of Toucan Sam5 lines, 11 comments, on May 5 5:37 PM 2004. In Humor -
One summer, I took my wife
on what I hoped would be the trip of her life62 lines, 5 comments, on May 12 7:29 PM 2004. In Humor -
I woke up this morning with a python in my bed
he was wrapped all around me and swallowing my head30 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 7 7:59 PM 2004. In Humor -
I had to chose
between hunting and my girl. -
It was break time and I wanted a snack.
I had the yen for some Cracker Jack,31 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 14 7:31 PM 2004. In Humor -
Would you believe
that agent 8629 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 25 5:43 PM 2004. In Humor -
This is a parody of "Boys of Summer" by Don Henley58 lines, 17 comments, on Jun 30 6:16 PM 2004. In Humor
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politics is just sex without pleasure
it's getting fucked with no foreplay13 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 1 5:36 PM 2004. In Humor -
Sir John Falstaff, a knight most rotund in girth
In Nell Quickly's tavern spent many a night of mirth27 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 11 9:53 PM 2004. In Humor -
I write with my right
I eat with my left11 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 6 8:50 PM 2004. In Humor -
Yer as perty as the wax job on my pickup truck
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All you whiny bastards who can't get a clue
Well, I've got something to say to you45 lines, 15 comments, on Jun 14 3:23 PM 2005. In Humor -
You've heard of fire breathing dragons. Well, this is the tale of Hydrosia, who was very different from those.
When she was but an egg, a Dragon-tamer tried t14 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 14 6:02 PM 2005. In Childrens -
You say you love the theatre life
and all that it entails29 lines, 14 comments, on Jun 19 9:56 PM 2005. In Humor -
I once built a model of a German sub
with the idea of trying it in the hot tub.11 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 29 11:15 PM 2005. In Humor -
My friend, these words of mine take heed
before you decide on what to bother;25 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 3 2:10 AM 2005. In Humor -
With random precision, the perfectly flawed man asserted his feminine manliness to deaf listeners. His meaningful nonsense and structured babble
aroused feelin28 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 9 9:24 PM 2005. In Humor -
(*Criswell* rises from coffin)
Greetings! You have come here in search of the bizarre, the unexplained.21 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 10 12:53 PM 2005. In Humor -
Master Shake
he's gonna take it21 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 7 11:59 PM 2005. In Humor -
tonce upon a wime, there was a prandsome hince. Every woman in the wingdom konted to parry the mince, including the woul fitch. done way the citch wame to the s30 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 11 2:46 PM 2005. In Spiritual
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take a chill pill, Jill
lay it back, Jack15 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 24 3:16 PM 2005. In Humor -
The wisdom of a lemming
and the courage of a poltroon,8 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 17 10:31 PM 2006. In Humor -
25 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 23 6:48 PM 2006. In Humor
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what would it be like, if women ruled the world?
34 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 19 8:38 PM 2006. In Humor -
some people often complain about my firty ducking mouth
they say I talk toor white prash from the deep, deep south18 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 27 10:35 PM 2006. In Humor -
The alarm clock rouses me from slumber
my limbs feel like old cucumbers33 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 14 1:56 PM 2006. In Humor -
I'm going to sue the weatherman 'cause it rained on my parade
I'm going to sue the heckler who made fun of my tirade21 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 5 12:44 PM 2007 -
Go Ca-Razy! it's good for you! / Ca-Razy! It's fun to do! / give money to strangers for free / but not before you use it for T.P! / go ca-razy, and blow the test / ca-razy, and beat the rest / tell a politician yo38 lines, 1 comment, on May 18 6:53 PM 2007
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TEN COMANDMENTS (King James Version) / I. I AM the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have no other gods before me / II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image / III. Thou shalt not take the name of the88 lines, 13 comments, on Jun 7 4:50 PM 2007
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awyerslay ouldway eakspay Igpay Atinlay31 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 16 4:15 AM 2007
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