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List: Limericks & Haiku

My collection of humorous limericks and haiku

 

Time period: 1990 to present

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  • I Smell a Skunk

    He's trying to sell me his junk,
    6 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 15 9:45 PM 2004. In Humor
  • For the Love of Money

    Said the lady "If push comes to shove,
    6 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 15 9:46 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Man From South Altadena

    A rich man from South Altadena,
    6 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 15 9:49 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Mistreated Goose

    There once was a mistreated goose
    6 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 15 9:50 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Man In the Black Limousine

    The man in the black limousine
    6 lines, on Jan 15 9:53 PM 2004. In Humor
  • The Man From Berlin
    Said a man from the town of Berlin
    6 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 15 9:54 PM 2004. In Humor
  • A Man Named Tobiath

    There once was a man named Tobiath
    6 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 15 9:55 PM 2004. In Humor
  • The Taste of Bitter Almonds (Linked Haiku)
    the taste of bitter
    almonds lingers on my tongue
    17 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 17 8:37 AM 2004. In Other, Love, Contemporary
  • Mulligan's Stew (1st)
    It is gen'rally held in firm view
    Mack Mulligan makes the best stew
    89 lines, 13 comments, on Jan 28 8:10 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Lad of Belfast
    There once was a lad from Belfast,
    Who lived so incredibly fast;
    5 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 3 4:56 PM 2004. In Humor
  • High Sea!
    There once sailed a piano tuner,
    On the deck of a four-masted schooner
    14 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 18 3:57 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Golden Honey Wine (2nd)

    Your soft sweet perfume
    3 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 22 10:04 PM 2004. In Love
  • Stay Clear of Their Stew!
    Said the duck to the flock as they flew,
    "Those hunters have killed quite a few
    7 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 24 1:37 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Most Fishermen
    Most fishermen are just like Ray,
    Who fishes by night and by day,
    6 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 3 4:26 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Uncivilized Prank
    As a rude and uncivilized prank,
    A match was lit near a gas tank;
    6 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 3 4:30 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Darling Summer
    Darling summer rains
    3 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 3 9:52 PM 2004. In Nature
  • Seasons

    Frost nips summer's tail...
    4 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 3 9:57 PM 2004. In Nature
  • Symitar
    The wonderful poet Symitar,
    6 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 9 1:12 PM 2004. In Other
  • Steak On a Grill
    Zeke fried his steak on a grill,
    6 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 25 11:58 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Old Lady Byder
    She'd tease him and laugh
    And she'd split near in half,
    7 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 17 12:54 PM 2004. In Humor
  • 7 Limericks
    The gambler Wee Winnie McGee
    Would bet on a deuce and a three,
    43 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 27 4:24 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Tight Suspenders (limerick)
    Mack Blarney from Long Island Sound,
    Was surprised and amazed when he found (limerick)
    8 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 22 7:54 PM 2005. In Humor
  • The Old Hooty Owl
    There once was a hoot owl that hooted,
    But the best hoot he hooted was muted;
    6 lines, 24 comments, on May 17 1:49 PM 2006. In Humor
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