The Life in Rhyme of each Feline:
Tiki, Fat, Scat, and Shack Cats
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Hello there, I'm Tiki Cat,
author of all Ellis writes.25 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 9 1:47 AM 2005. In Humor -
Tiki, Scat, Shack, and Fat.
They fit right in to where you're at!42 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 9 2:12 AM 2005. In Humor -
Humans are as blind as bats.
Cats are a poetic world force.12 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 9 4:35 AM 2005. In Personal -
I ate the moon's green cheese
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Regarding my weight, what have you found?
Have I gotten any bigger around?38 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 4 11:26 PM 2005. In Humor -
Ellis thinks he makes the dollars
But I'm the one with the white collars -
I was lost in a maze
of electric fans -
Ellis Elkins is out of sight!
He writes poems of pure delight. -
Tiki does claim to be the main one
to do all the thinking, have all the fun -
Because I've been around Tiki too long
I always get everything wrong. -
This covers Tiki and Fat Cat,
Shack (the poor cat), and Scat Cat. -
Poetry gets me wonderfully
to moving my fingers and my toes -
Cats can do most any thing.
Cat society is where it swings. -
There are fleas on my pillow. Hello.
To the washer this pillow must go. -
I behave myself best when I'm asleep.
Then I sell sheep to Little Bo Peep. -
I am the coolest kitty in the city.
I am the most cordial kitty that's ever been. -
Bob Cat with me fell in love
Underneath the sky above. -
Georgieanna, you are five.
Tigger here is so alive! -
To all you beauties, I love you!
I am the richest and sexiest cat, too!16 lines, on Dec 6 2:24 AM 2005. In Adult humor -
You humans are a hungry group.
I have just the thing for you.17 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 6 2:42 AM 2005. In Humor -
I have never done anything wrong
My morals and ethics are so strong -
Squeaky Clean Cat, suave and debonair,
Like all cats is covered with hair. -
Human nature with its horrors
Will destroy all our tomorrows.25 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 7 9:57 PM 2006. In Humor -
BIG CAT taught me how to live.
Instead of taking, now I give. -
This site now belongs to me.
I'm the one who now shall rule. -
You human beings cause all the trouble
The problem is people it is true -
Hello Punk; I am a cat
I don't like punks at all20 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 20 1:59 AM 2006. In Humor -
You are smart in your heart,
You were wise right from the start.44 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 21 12:56 PM 2006. In Humor -
But then why should I have to do that
All because of one measly cat?17 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 22 8:45 AM 2006. In Humor -
They want this happy with no prewrites.
I will have to pull some dirty tricks.31 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 2 9:59 PM 2006. In Humor -
Road kill will smell good cooking over your wood
Along with the rat, snake, and alligator -
It's not possible to make him purr.
He just sits and will not stir. -
I will win this contest because I always do (Tiki Cat)
Everything that this cat says is always never true (Ellis) -
Cocoa and Princess are ferrets
Who live with their pet, BonnieQ -
I had yet to win my bet
I'd bet Ellis, my human pet -
Thank you so much Pixie Queen
Prettiest site I've ever seen77 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 24 10:40 AM 2006. In Humor -
Lovely Snow was all aglow.
Ellis's cooking was her thing.17 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 29 10:03 AM 2006. In Humor -
"What is bothering me," you ask.
I ask, "What's bothering you?"16 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 8 9:46 AM 2006. In Humor -
E llis is my dumb pet human
L ead him to the vet for grooming -
We four cats were rid of our rats
We had killed and eaten them all -
Four live with Ellis of Kitty Cats, you know.
Tiki, Fat, Scat, and Shack call Ellis's home. -
Apartment life is not one that
Should come before what God thought of20 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 26 3:34 AM 2006. In Personal -
This fuss must end so that I win
And we never discuss this matter again -
Those I oppose, I bop their nose
You're not so bad, though, I suppose100 lines, 4 comments, on May 18 7:11 AM 2006. In Humor -
Tell Joanne I said, "Boo Hissss"
Thank you, my advice can't miss! -
It is hard to tell the truth By mistake I tend to goof16 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 9 10:06 PM 2007. In Humor
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There was a young cat from Mars Who lived out among the stars34 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 10 3:53 PM 2007. In Humor
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Yes, this is Tiki Cat
World's Best Poet and all that36 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 16 3:48 PM 2007. In Thoughts, Poetry Forms -
There is good in the world today Don't let bad get in the way12 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 16 4:17 PM 2007. In Humor
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I'm their pet mouse Under the house
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Buy TIKI'S GOURMET CAT FOOD
"Too Good For Humans" -
59 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 5 12:02 AM 2008. In Personal
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Snow, all is forgiven. Please come back. Hurry back to AP
and our group in time for Christmas. I miss you VERY MUCH. -
Buy Tiki's Gourmet Cat Food
"Too Good For Humans" -
Mr. Reaper works for me
collecting for my great Cat Food -
I will not go iin that pool
You must take me for a fool40 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 10 6:15 PM. In Humor
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I'm always bored, no money, Hun
on weekends with the office closed
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What a delight! It'll take me a lovely day to read all of these! Happy Valentine's Day from me and my cats to your cats and you!
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