Well, at least I think they're funny
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51 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 11 3:33 PM 2002. In Humor
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I look at the calendar with apprehension and fear
In a little less than a week, moving day will be here!65 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 20 2:12 PM 2002. In Humor -
I had this excellent poem
running through my head27 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 21 12:57 PM 2002. In Humor -
The spider sat there on the shelf
Keeping pretty much to itself34 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 16 9:09 AM 2002. In Humor -
How I love to gaze upon, and to dine out with thee
Everytime, unfortunately, thou drinks a lot of pop;29 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 16 5:16 PM 2002. In Personal -
I answered the phone and in my ear a voice did shout;
"Get a sitter for the kids! We're having a girls night out!"93 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 22 8:20 PM 2002. In Humor -
79 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 23 12:35 PM 2002. In Other
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What to do, What to do
I stare at the screen,14 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 24 4:53 PM 2002. In Personal -
5 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 26 2:32 PM 2002. In Other
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4 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 28 9:44 AM 2002. In Humor
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13 lines, 18 comments, on Oct 30 7:09 PM 2002. In Adult humor, Other
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36 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 1 8:53 AM 2003. In Adult humor -
«·´`·.(*·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·*).·´`·»51 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 10 12:37 PM 2003. In Humor
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I have a spellcheck with Office 97
The typos all gone, I should be in heaven21 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 15 12:12 PM 2003. In Adult humor -
"Kaffiyeh," she said suddenly for no real reason at all
I looked at her strangely as I leaned my chair against the wall55 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 23 7:48 PM 2003. In Humor -
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Smacking my head against the wall
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i stayed home all day
waiting for you to appear14 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 12 7:13 PM 2003. In Humor -
Just a limerick with a private joke behind it
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(This is sort of an additional write for Survivor Challenge #9, but only written for fun. The image that inspired this can be seen here - http://www.allpoetry
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The stench of chlorine assaulted my nose
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As a mother of toddlers
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Where there's whining galore
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don't hate me because I'm beautiful
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One of those days....
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LilMissMuffet
Sat in the corvette25 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 26 9:02 PM 2003. In Adult humor -
(to the tune of "There was a man lived in the moon")
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welcome people to our show
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clamp my hand over my mouth -
gasp....snort
wheeze....cough -
we went for a walk
through the forest one day27 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 3 11:31 AM 2003. In Humor -
the grass was emerald green
the sky a heartbreaking blue -
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A rather lame poem about something stupid.72 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 7 11:36 AM 2003. In Humor
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(One size fits all
The package said34 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 15 7:15 PM 2003. In Humor
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Just a joke (or jab) at the shoddy way people treat the written word.13 lines, 42 comments, on Mar 29 4:50 PM 2004. In Humor
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LilMissMuffet dared me to!!!!
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contest description - Write me the worst poem you possibly could.26 lines, 7 comments, on May 30 8:46 PM 2004. In Humor
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*I stand before you my friend,21 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 26 12:34 PM 2004. In Adult humor -
Eternity spreads….
Hours linger into years,14 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 29 8:26 AM 2004. In Humor -
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rich and creamysmooth and dreamy<13 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 18 9:05 PM 2004. In Humor
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I cry when I'm happy,I cry when I'm sad.I'll do it when angry,15 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 21 10:08 AM 2004. In Humor
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It was a dark and dreary nightWorking alone by the computer screen lightSilence broken only by the click of the keysThe wind outside whispering thro23 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 27 10:34 PM 2004. In Personal
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The scene appears
In a crowded bar28 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 21 4:24 PM 2005. In Humor -
East is now west
Snow replaced by sun17 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 19 7:45 PM 2005. In Humor -
I look at the calendar with apprehension and fear
In a little less than a week, moving day will be here!65 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 20 2:12 PM 2002. In Humor -
I had this excellent poem
running through my head27 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 21 12:57 PM 2002. In Humor -
The spider sat there on the shelf
Keeping pretty much to itself34 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 16 9:09 AM 2002. In Humor -
How I love to gaze upon, and to dine out with thee
Everytime, unfortunately, thou drinks a lot of pop;29 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 16 5:16 PM 2002. In Personal -
I answered the phone and in my ear a voice did shout;
"Get a sitter for the kids! We're having a girls night out!"93 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 22 8:20 PM 2002. In Humor -
79 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 23 12:35 PM 2002. In Other
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What to do, What to do
I stare at the screen,14 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 24 4:53 PM 2002. In Personal -
5 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 26 2:32 PM 2002. In Other
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4 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 28 9:44 AM 2002. In Humor
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13 lines, 18 comments, on Oct 30 7:09 PM 2002. In Adult humor, Other
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51 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 11 3:33 PM 2002. In Humor
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«·´`·.(*·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·*).·´`·»
36 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 1 8:53 AM 2003. In Adult humor -
«·´`·.(*·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·*).·´`·»51 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 10 12:37 PM 2003. In Humor
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I have a spellcheck with Office 97
The typos all gone, I should be in heaven21 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 15 12:12 PM 2003. In Adult humor -
"Kaffiyeh," she said suddenly for no real reason at all
I looked at her strangely as I leaned my chair against the wall55 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 23 7:48 PM 2003. In Humor -
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Smacking my head against the wall
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i stayed home all day
waiting for you to appear14 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 12 7:13 PM 2003. In Humor -
Just a limerick with a private joke behind it
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(This is sort of an additional write for Survivor Challenge #9, but only written for fun. The image that inspired this can be seen here - http://www.allpoetry
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The stench of chlorine assaulted my nose
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As a mother of toddlers
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Where there's whining galore
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don't hate me because I'm beautiful
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One of those days....
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LilMissMuffet
Sat in the corvette25 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 26 9:02 PM 2003. In Adult humor -
(to the tune of "There was a man lived in the moon")
~~~~~~~~~~
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welcome people to our show
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clamp my hand over my mouth -
gasp....snort
wheeze....cough -
we went for a walk
through the forest one day27 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 3 11:31 AM 2003. In Humor -
the grass was emerald green
the sky a heartbreaking blue -
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A rather lame poem about something stupid.72 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 7 11:36 AM 2003. In Humor
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(One size fits all
The package said34 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 15 7:15 PM 2003. In Humor
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Just a joke (or jab) at the shoddy way people treat the written word.13 lines, 42 comments, on Mar 29 4:50 PM 2004. In Humor
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LilMissMuffet dared me to!!!!
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contest description - Write me the worst poem you possibly could.26 lines, 7 comments, on May 30 8:46 PM 2004. In Humor
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*I stand before you my friend,21 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 26 12:34 PM 2004. In Adult humor -
Eternity spreads….
Hours linger into years,14 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 29 8:26 AM 2004. In Humor -
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rich and creamysmooth and dreamy<13 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 18 9:05 PM 2004. In Humor
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I cry when I'm happy,I cry when I'm sad.I'll do it when angry,15 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 21 10:08 AM 2004. In Humor
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It was a dark and dreary nightWorking alone by the computer screen lightSilence broken only by the click of the keysThe wind outside whispering thro23 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 27 10:34 PM 2004. In Personal
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The scene appears
In a crowded bar28 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 21 4:24 PM 2005. In Humor -
East is now west
Snow replaced by sun17 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 19 7:45 PM 2005. In Humor -
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can you
send me a copy of your slinky poem please i can't find it and it is hilarious. thanks ever so much. ~mandie~ -
I don't recall ever writing a slinky poem (but I'll check). I have a saying about slinkies on my author page, though.
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