Here's my funny poems.
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This isn't inappropriate at all. lol, just to let everyone know.2 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 17 11:50 AM 2005. In Humor
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I was walking down the hall
In the middle of the mall8 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 20 9:43 AM 2005. In Humor -
Something dedicated to all those cute squirrels out there. I love you guys!4 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 22 6:59 PM 2005. In Humor
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I am thankful...
For the tasty lice27 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 29 10:26 AM 2005. In Humor -
The perfect world as I would see it.
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How can you hitchhike
Without a thumb?23 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 19 2:24 PM 2005. In Humor -
That’s when I realized I couldn’t fly
And I was about to die. -
Wishhhh – boop – boop –bop – bep
I love you are three strong words -
“The penguins are coming! The penguins are coming!”
I know the day will come when that is heard27 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 30 10:17 PM 2005. In Humor
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First, I would like to limit my bathroom time
The bathroom is my favorite room in my house38 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 31 8:24 PM 2005. In Humor -
You just gotta read it....22 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 10 8:20 AM 2006. In Humor
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Josh, either you can slowly hand over the trophy
Or I’ll be forced to steal the bad thing from you31 lines, 15 comments, on Jan 25 6:57 PM 2006. In Humor -
I was just walking along
Singing a dumb song25 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 30 10:29 AM 2006. In Humor -
I like cottage cheese
Give me some if you please!33 lines, 14 comments, on Mar 16 7:33 PM 2006. In Humor
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So when I’m asked why I’m so weird
This is the answer that I have to give32 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 17 7:45 PM 2006. In Humor
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Watching from down on the ground
Soaring in the heaven’s above21 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 30 11:56 PM 2006. In Humor -
11 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 13 9:11 AM 2006. In Humor
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19 lines, 14 comments, on May 15 6:46 PM 2006. In Humor
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Smileys, smileys, everywhere!
Down my shirt and in my underwear -
Caption, not a poem. :)
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Somehow my secret secret has been found!
And now I hear all the rumors floating around; -
To live without women
Is like living without life26 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 30 12:45 AM 2006. In Humor -
The perfect woman, who could find?
Does even one exist within mankind?28 lines, 22 comments, on Aug 2 2:57 PM 2006. In Humor -
Sitting here in my hammock, staring at the sky,
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Relaxing in a lawn chair on a Saturday afternoon
Just eating a jar of peanut butter with a greasy spoon47 lines, 30 comments, on Aug 7 4:20 PM 2006. In Humor -
What should I write a new poem about?
Should I write one about an alfalfa sprout? -
Card idea for contest.
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Thank God that I was not born or ever will be a girl0 lines, 32 comments, on Sep 16 4:22 PM 2006. In Humor
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Hiding the truth behind the mask of deception
Their cuteness blocking everyone’s perception61 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 19 12:41 PM 2006. In Humor -
8 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 21 11:47 AM 2006. In Humor
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So me and my wife, we decided to come up with a devious plan
Because I’m not selling my house to the one-minute warning man!40 lines, 22 comments, on Jun 8 1:01 AM 2008. In Humor
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