A list of my favorite quotes either by myself, from songs, or by other people. They are either ones I just really like, or ones that relate to me in some way. Here they are:
The only way you have less time is if you don't make an effort to make time.
x|xMyselfx|x
It's like therapy. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucketyfuck.
x|xLaurenx|x
"[Poked at his penis, left brow arched in disbelief.] The hell is this for? [Poke, poke.] ... Ohhh.."
x|xToriax|x
[Crycrycrycrycry... SUED.]
x|xToriax|x
"Right. So I just went and doused my ear in peroxide...again."
"Good. If it's bubbling, even better."
"Oh it is. In fact if you listen closely you can hear the peroxide groaning in disgust."
x|xMyself and Laurenx|x
"Do you know why I think I'm so brain dead? Because my FUCKING ear is speaking to me!"
Ear: Hey....hey Lauren....kill your parents....hide the evidence
Me: [stops typing] .......What?
Ear: [throb]
Me: Ow!
x|xLaurenx|x
Too bad you didn't know me when I went to Florida with Jen (same time as when I hit my face into the tray table on the plane). I had her put sunscreen on my back but she managed to miss my entire left shoulder and it was the nastiest looking most painful sunburn EVER. And she swore to god that she heard it speaking at night. And then she had a dream that she fried an egg on it.
x|xLaurenx|x
"What a lovely question to ask, 'What's my penis on?"
"It's on marijuana!"
x|xMyself and my Boyx|x
Penis on crack!
x|xBoyx|x
Penis two big back wheels that won't turn!
x|xBoyx|x
The more I give to you, the more I die.
x|xUnknownx|x
Bend me, break me, anyway you need me. All I want is you.
x|xUnknownx|x
I'll be a whore for you, and if anything falls through, I'll die for you.
x|xUnknownx|x
Rose just has something about her that can make others feel better themselves and bring them to the start of the healing process, and I know some of us just can't even begin there. She is one of the few worth staying in this realm for so I am still here; Let the healing continue.
x|xChained Fury x|x
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut. My weakness is that I care too much. My scars remind me that the past is real. I tear my heart open just to feel.
x|xPapa Roach - Scarsx|x
I never really wanted you to see, the screwed up side of me that I keep, locked inside of me so deep;it always seems to get to me. I never really wanted you to go, so many things you should have known. I guess for me there's just no hope; I never meant to be so cold.
x|xCrossfade - Coldx|x
Had I known but yesterday what I know today, I'd have taken out your two grey eyes and put in eyes of clay. And had I known but yesterday you'd be no more my own, I'd have taken out your heart of flesh and put in one of stone.
x|xTam Lin from the book The Dogs Of Babelx|x
Love the ones that care, banish the others from your mind
x|xChained Fury x|x
Home is where the heart is.
x|xUnknownx|x
You can take the girl out of the Bay, but you can't take the Bay out of the girl.
x|xUnknownx|x
My mother once asked me what was more imporant-school or friends. I answered friends, of course. School, you can get that at any age, but good friends tend to last forever.
x|xRosex|x
Blood is in you to live and not to bleed. Skin is there to keep your body together and to give you a shell to keep your soul in and not to scar and break until your soul leaks out.
x|xRosex|x
Rain represents thousands of tears...it streams on the ground as if on human cheeks...drawing out all that is depressing, all that is pain.
x|xChained Fury x|x
The shadows sing a morbid lullaby during this storming night. Alone, abandoned, and cursed, he continued writing, inking each line with his own blood. Pressing and scratching until all his life was on a tainted sheet. The nether realm's iron gates granted his soul a home to rest, then the skies rained fire...
x|xChained Fury x|x
Patience is a test of strength as I wait, halfway to the iron gates of the nether realm. For if she arrives far too late, this will be the dawn of the massacre
x|xChained Fury x|x
Tears abandon the skies, pouring down solid streets. Ending the corruption of society--The abusive family, crooked cops, traitors of light...Only for a moment's peace. The tears dry on the surface, only to let chaos reign again.
x|xChained Fury x|x
Orb of light, orb of dark--on a scale of gray with white on one extreme, black on the other. For each day of torment, for each night of nightmares...The inner fire grows stronger. For each fragment of warmth, for each drop of purity, the shattered light begins to unify...
x|xChained Fury x|x
Fire burns deep within one's soul, put out by the frozen breath of the fallen's wake, only to be lit once more by rage.
x|xChained Fury x|x
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
x|xFrancois Mocuriacx|x
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
x|xMarcus Aelius Aureliusx|x
The truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my last gasping breath, I'd apologise for bleeding on your shirt.
x|xTaking back Sundayx|x
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that it won’t work.
x|xThomas Edisonx|x
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
x|xMarcus Aelius Aureliusx|x
Take me for what I am, who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby or leave me.
x|xJonathan Larsonx|x
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with katsup.
x|xUnknownx|x
-On writing girl-on-girl erotica:
All it really is, is masturbation... except with another vagina. x|xRosex|x
Life is nothing without someone to share it with.
x|xRosex|x
Life is hollow without laughter.
x|xRosex|x
Stay true to your friends. They are the greatest gifts.
x|xRosex|x
Dragons are the sexiest animals ever.
x|xRosex|x
Homosexual Quotes:
"Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."
x|xSam Austinx|x
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.'
x|xRobin Tylerx|x
For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.
x|xMabel Maneyx|x
I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.
x|xDiamanda Galasx|x
Gay people should be allowed to get married. Just because somebody's gay doesn't mean he shouldn't suffer like the rest of us.
x|xJeff Shawx|x
Why can’t they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand gay guys with M16s going, 'Who'd you call a faggot?'
x|xJohn Stewartx|x
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I really do quite like this column... lol it's great, I collect quotes too... it's an addiction I swear! I can't help it! o well... these are some really amazing quotes. Lost of which are really true
well done 
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And some are just really hilarious.
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