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List: Funny stuff

Humor is like a spoon full of sugar.

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  • In the morning, before the sunrise,
    63 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 23 12:21 AM 2003. In Humor
  • Unlimited credit is a wonderful thing,
    Look at the joy a credit card can bring.
    60 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 25 8:56 PM 2003. In Humor
  • I ran into an old friend who gave me a smile,
    And said he hadn’t seen me for a long while.
    28 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 28 11:12 AM 2003. In Humor
  • Chores pile up and reach the ceiling.
    The unfinished projects have my head reeling.
    18 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 23 1:31 AM 2003. In Humor
  • I love words.
    I love to speak them, write them
    28 lines, 6 comments, on May 19 8:41 PM 2003. In Humor
  • Snorey snorey night, paint my eyes bright red and gray,
    Bloodshot every single day, how I wish that I could fall asleep.
    40 lines, 24 comments, on Jun 6 9:03 AM 2003. In Humor
  • You've got a car phone and a wireless headset.
    You've got cellular, Internet and touch tone.
    43 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 30 8:44 AM 2003. In Lyrics, Humor
  • The wine I wanted to make was from the wicked ways,
    When warlocks waved wands during wanton days.
    28 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 5 1:57 AM 2003. In Humor
  • This here's a spin on the TV show,
    You know the one 'bout that feller named Joe.
    63 lines, 37 comments, on Oct 14 11:09 AM 2003. In Humor
  • There once was a young cockalorum,
    Who came upon a poetry forum.
    30 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 4 4:55 PM 2003. In Humor
  • I settled down on the park bench and kicked off my shoes,
    And took a swig from the paper bag that held my booze.
    19 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 24 12:14 PM 2003. In Humor
  • With hootin’ and hollerin’ and stompin’ feet,
    we urge Granny to whip up our favrit treat.
    98 lines, 28 comments, on Jun 30 4:00 AM 2003. In Humor
  • I'm the only one who has any recollection,
    of what went on at our AP convention.
    53 lines, 25 comments, on Oct 26 2:07 AM 2003. In Humor
  • Here come campers and pickups with trailers.
    All filled with gypsies, cons and ex-sailors.
    28 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 4 10:53 PM 2004. In Humor
  • I am a poet and I’m not afraid to say
    That I’ve been rhyming for many a day.
    108 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 9 7:59 PM 2005. In Humor
  • We was sittin' on cattails waitin' fer the sun ta come out,
    When all of a sudden we heared this feller shout.
    38 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 23 7:30 AM 2005. In Weird, Humor
  • She was as beautiful as beautiful could be.
    She was an angel sent down to me.
    11 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 13 8:03 AM 2005. In Weird, Humor
  • Yes, once agin, it’s that time o’year,
    when famly gits t’gether fer some holiday cheer.
    43 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 28 12:48 PM 2006. In Humor
  • fancy haircuts are over-rated
    their emphasis on fashion is over-stated
    24 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 9 1:37 AM. In Humor
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