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Pick a daisy, pick a rose,
pick a splinter from your toe,59 lines, 56 comments, on Jun 23 9:06 PM 2004. In Humor
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I dream of a south sea island,
in the tropics down below,80 lines, 18 comments, on Aug 3 6:18 PM 2004. In Humor -
40 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 26 2:33 PM 2004. In Adult humor
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As I picked your jacket off the floor,
in the pocket was your stripped tie, -
The three men sat drinking at a bar,
Tom, Dick and Harry are all the same,23 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 10 8:41 AM 2004. In Humor -
Election day will be upon us tomorrow,
the television is full of hoopla and noise,30 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 1 9:54 AM 2004. In Other -
Why does Timmy turtle walk so slow,
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Leaping lizards
hit the books12 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 4 5:53 AM 2004. In Childrens -
Robbing Peter to pay Paul was a crime.It was armed robbery now, I'm doing time.0 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 12 9:09 PM 2004. In Society
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There once was a green dragon,
he had the meanest breath in town,48 lines, 16 comments, on Jul 9 4:10 PM 2008. In Childrens
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Chester bunny lived in an old barn,
all alone he had run away from home,39 lines, 23 comments, on Jan 26 10:15 PM 2005. In Childrens
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Chester Bunny lived in a warren ,
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Cupid it's time to draw back your bow,
tell all the men they better beware, -
Creamy Chocolate bunnies
hiding pastel colored eggs, -
I walked in the door,
I had a hard day at work, -
Chester Bunny was all excited,
it was time to hide Easter eggs,28 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 16 5:57 PM 2005. In Childrens
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Can the tuna fish sing a tune
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They are the tingle you feel up your back
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Come have a cup of Irish coffee
well top of the morning to you -
I kept waiting for a message
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I knew a guy name Santa Claus
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It was only a random act
hit or miss you could say26 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 21 11:21 AM 2005. In Other, Contemporary -
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Little pigeon flying so high
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This so-called bug is only hype21 lines, 13 comments, on Dec 25 6:53 PM 2005. In Humor
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They were two cute puppies
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Guess I feel like the old lady who lived in a shoe
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Good To The Last Drop
We need the bare necessities, -
Goodbye Nightmare Hello Dreams
Now shoo little goblin, go away, -
She is quite lovely,
I must admit.0 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 3 9:11 AM 2006. In Humor
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Nothing is as funny
as my day upon the beach90 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 10 7:38 PM 2006. In Humor -
It's Thanksgiving down on the farm,
Tom turkey is strutting with charm.36 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 6 3:39 PM 2006. In Humor
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Grampa spiked the egg nog,
just how much we did not know.36 lines, 15 comments, on Dec 19 4:42 PM 2006. In Humor
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I don't remember where I was,
or how I got home last night,37 lines, 26 comments, on Jan 24 5:17 PM 2007
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There is a new uprising
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They call me yukky and make jokes,
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Bats in the belfry cuckoo as the clock,
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Hey come here lend an ear,
something I need you to hear.15 lines, 21 comments, on Feb 25 4:14 PM 2008. In Humor
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Free at last, free at last of that Mr. Mean,
a most insensitive buffoon. -
Beauty in the eye of the beholder,
well at least that's what is said. -
The race is over and I won,
but much to my surprise. -
Don't hate me for my beauty,
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Its been a real long day,
please leave me alone.25 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 1 10:53 AM 2008. In Humor
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Grandma drank years ago,
exactly when I do not know.38 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 11 3:01 PM 2008
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Just a penny a wish I was told,
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Have I told you lately.
you are my number one. -
Santa ate too much all year,
made it hard on his reindeer. -
Quite the family portrait,
our mama was an alley cat, -
I waited in line for nearly an hour,
then climbed to the top of the tower.21 lines, 13 comments, on Jan 15 6:19 PM. In Contest
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I hope to never spot a red seal
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Today is the day to make a buck or two,
tooth fairy wants to celebrate with you. -
Mike don't like cats that meow,
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Army boots with high heels
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Neath full moon light I lie in bed
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I kept waiting for a message
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Masked marauder hanging round,
cute little bandit up to no good.
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