List: Humor

• Pickin Day

  Pick a daisy, pick a rose,
  pick a splinter from your toe,

  59 lines, 53 comments, on Jun 23 9:06 PM 2004. In Humor
• Washed Ashore

  I dream of a south sea island,
  in the tropics down below,

  80 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 3 6:18 PM 2004. In Humor
• The Little Fat Bald Guy

  40 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 26 2:33 PM 2004. In Adult humor
• The Tie Doesn't Lie

  As I picked your jacket off the floor,
  in the pocket was your stripped tie,

  27 lines, 18 comments, on Oct 8 7:13 PM 2004. In Sad, Love
• Tom, Dick And Harry

  The three men sat drinking at a bar,
  Tom, Dick and Harry are all the same,

  23 lines, 19 comments, on Oct 10 8:41 AM 2004. In Humor
• Bush(Won) Kerry(Zero)

  Election day will be upon us tomorrow,
  the television is full of hoopla and noise,

  30 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 1 9:54 AM 2004. In Other
• Tom The Turkey

  Poor Tom turkey is running,
  he's doing the turkey trot,

  43 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 24 7:01 AM 2004. In Humor
• Timmy The Turtle

  Why does Timmy turtle walk so slow,
  is it because he has no place to go?

  29 lines, 22 comments, on Dec 2 1:55 PM 2004. In Humor, Childrens
• After School Alphabet

  Leaping lizards
  hit the books

  12 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 4 5:53 AM 2004. In Childrens
• Peter and Paul

  Robbing Peter to pay Paul was a crime.It was armed robbery now, I'm doing time.

  0 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 12 9:09 PM 2004. In Society
• The Lonely Dragon

  There once was a green dragon,
  he had the meanest breath in town,

  46 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 20 8:00 AM 2004. In Childrens
• Chester Bunny (1) At The Farm

  Chester bunny lived in an old barn,
  all alone he had run away from home,

  39 lines, 23 comments, on Jan 26 10:15 PM 2005. In Childrens
• Chester Bunny (2) Rides The Rails

  Chester Bunny lived in a warren ,
  with a very large family,

  43 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 2 7:28 AM 2005. In Hope, Childrens
• Cupid's Reminder

  Cupid it's time to draw back your bow,
  tell all the men they better beware,

  37 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 7 10:00 AM 2005. In Love, Humor
• A Child's Easter

  Creamy Chocolate bunnies
  hiding pastel colored eggs,

  26 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 1 6:35 PM 2005. In Personal, Childrens
• Don't Play Me A Love Song With A Hip Hop Beat

  I walked in the door,
  I had a hard day at work,

  32 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 11 4:30 PM 2005. In Personal, Humor
• Chester Bunny And The Egg Hunt (3)

  Chester Bunny was all excited,
  it was time to hide Easter eggs,

  35 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 16 5:57 PM 2005. In Childrens
• Seeing Green

  Green would have to be my favorite color,
  my eyes were green the day I was born,

  29 lines, 5 comments, on May 1 3:01 PM 2005. In Personal
• Are Blue Fish Blue?

  Can the tuna fish sing a tune
  or the pickerel pick a worm in June

  33 lines, 26 comments, on May 23 6:58 PM 2005. In Nature, Humor
• Goosebumps

  They are the tingle you feel up your back
  whenever you are shivering to the bone

  30 lines, 17 comments, on Jun 16 3:09 PM 2005. In Humor, Childrens
• Jenny The Giraffe

  Jenny was a sweet giraffe
  she was really tall and lean

  30 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 21 5:18 AM 2005. In Childrens
• Small Fry

  Small fry was a little seal
  his shiny coat was black

  36 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 7 6:22 PM 2005. In Childrens
• Magical Irish coffee

  Come have a cup of Irish coffee
  well top of the morning to you

  40 lines, 30 comments, on Aug 3 4:41 PM 2005. In Other, Humor, Childrens
• Sneak Peak

  My own little Garden of Eden

  23 lines, 19 comments, on Aug 16 6:08 PM 2005. In Humor
• Lost In Space

  I kept waiting for a message

  32 lines, 22 comments, on Sep 29 9:25 PM 2005. In Love, Humor
• Up Up And Away

  I knew a guy name Santa Claus

  5 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 3 8:18 AM 2005. In Humor, Childrens
• This Or That

  It was only a random act
  hit or miss you could say

  26 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 21 11:21 AM 2005. In Other, Contemporary
• Bushy Tail Poets

  Pure Poetic Poetry

  2 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 22 5:49 PM 2005. In Nature, Humor
• Plop, Plop, Plop!!

  Little pigeon flying so high

  0 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 23 4:27 PM 2005. In Society, Other, Humor
• I'm out of here

  He was once a man

  27 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 28 8:02 PM 2005. In Other, Humor
• Three

  Gee have you ever noticed

  28 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 13 1:12 PM 2005. In Other, Humor
• Tapping

  It always starts deep in your soul

  21 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 15 11:21 AM 2005. In Other, Humor, Childrens
• Foul Feline

  fearless feline

  5 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 15 5:26 PM 2005. In Weird, Humor
• Ex Files Deleted

  This so-called bug is only hype

  21 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 25 6:53 PM 2005. In Humor
• Calling All Dogs

  They were two cute puppies

  42 lines, 18 comments, on Jan 14 7:12 PM 2006. In Humor, Childrens
• Shake Your Booty

  Guess I feel like the old lady who lived in a shoe

  44 lines, 20 comments, on Feb 16 3:23 PM 2006. In Personal, Other, Humor
• Grandma Always Smiled

  I started drinking years ago,

  39 lines, 22 comments, on Mar 2 6:14 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
• Wishing You Well

  Wishing You Well
  Coming upon a wishing well,

  39 lines, 20 comments, on Apr 2 10:27 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
• Good To The Last Drop

  Good To The Last Drop
  We need the bare necessities,

  39 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 3 3:46 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
• Which Came First?

  Horse
  Of Coarse

  34 lines, 5 comments, on May 10 9:38 PM 2006. In Humor
• Dancing Fool

  Dancing Fool
  Looks like a bad moon arisen

  33 lines, 10 comments, on May 17 10:58 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• Goodbye Nightmares Hello Dreams

  Goodbye Nightmare Hello Dreams
  Now shoo little goblin, go away,

  0 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 10 5:45 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
• My New Gal Pal

  She is quite lovely,
  I must admit.

  0 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 3 9:11 AM 2006. In Humor
• The Bouncing Balls

  Nothing is as funny
  as my day upon the beach

  90 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 10 7:38 PM 2006. In Humor
• Lucky Tom Turkey

  It's Thanksgiving down on the farm,
  Tom turkey is strutting with charm.

  36 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 6 3:39 PM 2006. In Humor
• Grampa Spiked The Egg Nog

  Grampa spiked the egg nog,
  just how much we did not know.
  

  36 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 19 4:42 PM 2006. In Humor
• Grampa's Magic Hat

  My grampa had a magic hat,
  it sat upon his head.
  

  49 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 13 11:59 PM 2007
• Double Trouble

  I don't remember where I was,
  or how I got home last night,
  

  37 lines, 27 comments, on Jan 24 5:17 PM 2007
• He Was!!!

  He loves me, / He loves me not / I remembered / He forgot / He got a cherry / I got the pit / He got a tan / I got the zit / He won the rac

  43 lines, 33 comments, on Jul 13 5:49 PM 2007. In Weird, Other
• Revolt In Candy Land

  There is a new uprising
  and it is not very sweet

  32 lines, 19 comments, on Aug 14 9:46 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird, Children
• Grow Old With Mold

  They call me yukky and make jokes,
  can not see past the fruit in me.

  39 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 6 7:13 AM 2007. In Humor, Weird, Thoughts
• Soup Per Bowl Sunday

  Bats in the belfry cuckoo as the clock,
  dog chewed his shoe washer ate his sock.

  26 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 24 3:41 PM. In Humor, Contest, Silly
• Bud The Stud

  Hey come here lend an ear,
  something I need you to hear.

  15 lines, 20 comments, on Feb 25 4:14 PM. In Humor

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