Poetry that amuses the senses.
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1. Occasionally, I'll piss right into the shower
before I get in, almost always, actually. -
While driving around my trophies yesterday
I thought of a rhyme profoundly gay26 lines, 41 comments, on Jun 23 1:13 AM 2004. In Humor -
Napkin was our spiritual leader.
He died on Uranus for the sins of17 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 28 2:18 PM 2004. In Humor -
Some real quick reasons why I've stopped drinking at functions
of both the public and the private variety:63 lines, 27 comments, on Jun 28 6:00 PM 2004. In Adult humor -
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The monster was more than I ever could have imagined
Hard, focused, centered -- a real take control hulking beast43 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 8 6:56 PM 2004. In Erotica -
Oh beat
Oh boot -
Why did the transvestite lounge act gamble on
hiding inside the free clinic from the KKK?18 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 18 9:32 PM 2004. In Humor -
Rolling hills of fur -
- Shake down the Boulevard3 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 19 11:19 PM 2004. In Haiku -
Nice asshat, but where's your lapsnorkle?3 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 23 11:00 AM 2004. In Humor
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"You think it ain't worth a dollar,
but I feel like a millionaire" -- QOTSA -
Have you read the book
'Suck My Dick' by Yours Truly? -
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First, you find a really brilliant
Living teenage poet that thinks33 lines, 47 comments, on Dec 30 8:49 PM 2004. In Adult, Contemporary -
I have a collapsible tongue
And a chair that does tricks11 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 4 2:47 AM 2005. In Contemporary -
Thanks for the oral evaluation
And lip service, but it wasn't -5 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 9 6:08 PM 2005. In Humor -
Let's get naked and cluck
Scratch the ground and peck38 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 20 10:26 PM 2005. In Adult -
New York City is colder than shit
And without a hat or my mitts5 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 21 1:50 PM 2005. In Humor -
I couldn't help but
Want to kick your14 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 22 8:09 PM 2005. In Humor -
When I slap that shit
Juice flys off of it,18 lines, 21 comments, on Mar 21 11:42 PM 2005. In Adult, Contemporary -
1. My hair magically combs itself, and is very dark and thick
With just the right amount of natural tinting by the sun.16 lines, 37 comments, on Apr 17 5:52 PM 2005. In Contemporary
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Have you ever been out with the guys?
And not felt like discussing your 'problem'22 lines, 28 comments, on Apr 28 5:31 PM 2005. In Humor
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Somehow I've managed to take the entirety
Of my life: Addiction, desperation, death, fun32 lines, 16 comments, on May 3 12:42 PM 2005. In Contemporary
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1. Apparently, I center justify all of my poetry?
Even though my book 'Juno's Peacock' has not one37 lines, 15 comments, on May 7 9:40 PM 2005. In Adult humor
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Jew Lee does not read Homer
And thinks that Oedipus is a house plant15 lines, 12 comments, on May 9 1:36 PM 2005. In Contemporary
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I'm still bullet-proof, I just can't fly anymore.2 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 24 10:25 PM 2005. In Humor
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Okay, I got one
What African country did Rimbaud trade legs in, I mean arms before he died\back at the farm, in France?6 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 11 8:06 PM 2006. In Humor
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