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Limericks

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  • Mopedfestange's Woe
    Mopedfestange was caught on the hop
    And his trips to the loo wouldn't stop
    25 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 25 5:17 PM 2005. In Humor
  • I'm Allowed How Many Verses?
    There once was a poet called Foxfire Who said "Give me Limericks to admire, Please make them all fun, so I can read to my son, Vulgarity
    19 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 2 4:27 AM 2005. In Weird, Humor
  • On Second Thought.....
    My last entry I had to abort It finished before I had thought But I've now used my brain (And Yes, it's a strain) And herein lay the words th
    18 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 2 4:31 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Just Because it's Disney.......
    One Disney star- Lizzie McGuire Found that limericks would make her perspire Despite using a spray It would not go away So she avoided AP lik
    19 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 2 4:46 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Roxy sticks to luuurrrve
    There once was a young girl called Roxy Who dabbled one day with epoxy But a boy said to her, I would rather prefer A girl who will look rath
    19 lines, 7 comments, on May 9 6:51 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Sprouting an Excuse
    Ah now Mum I don't want you to shout All I did was give bruvver a clout You see stuck in his ear, Really fast, never fear Was the shape of a
    20 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 27 11:44 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Pharmacist's Droop
    An ugly young lady from Lincs Had a habit of spiking men’s drinks The trouble with that Is it left them so flat Let’s be frank as a come-on i
    12 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 13 8:54 AM 2005. In Humor
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