List: Award-Winning Edna

• Dresden

  The bombs fell down on Dresden
  

  12 lines, 30 comments, on Jan 27 6:00 AM 2005. In Sad, Society, Political, Dark, War
• Anal Dream

  27 lines, 30 comments, on Jan 28 7:03 AM 2005. In Erotica, Adult, Dark
• das Lied von der Hure (the whore's song)

  This is the sad song of the whore

  54 lines, 50 comments, on Jan 28 3:20 PM 2005. In Erotica, Adult, Dark
• Christmas card poem

  9 lines, 18 comments, on Jan 28 4:35 PM 2005. In Christmas, Erotica, Adult humour
• Parting

  21 lines, 23 comments, on Jan 30 11:05 AM 2005. In Adult humour, Sad, Weird
• Norton's Broken Heart - A Revised Fairy Story (but still crap)

  19 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 3 6:21 AM 2005. In Prose, Humour, Whimsy, Puerile
• Sex Education

  34 lines, 15 comments, on Feb 4 9:51 AM 2005. In Erotica
• Just Not My Day

  39 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 7 10:35 AM 2005. In Sad, Adult humour, Tragedy, Whimsy
• Swallowing

  14 lines, 18 comments, on Feb 7 11:47 AM 2005. In Erotica, Adult humour, Rude, Naughty, War
• I'm So Sad

  A GOLD CUP Winning Poem about sex with my dad.

  29 lines, 17 comments, on Feb 8 6:45 PM 2005. In Adult, Abuse, Angst
• Randyhornbag's First Threesome

  114 lines, 19 comments, on Feb 11 6:40 PM 2005. In Erotica, Adult, Love
• The Unobservant American

  A joyful hymn to Texas from Edna.

  108 lines, 102 comments, on Feb 12 1:46 PM 2005. In Humour, Politics, Religion, Patriotism, War, Military, Satire
• A Nursery Rhyme for America

  71 lines, 52 comments, on Feb 13 6:54 AM 2005. In Adult humour, Society, Politics, Patriotism
• 7 Sexual Haiku - A Sexy Cycle

  30 lines, 18 comments, on Feb 15 7:19 AM 2005. In Weird, Erotica, Adult humour, Haiku, Gay
• The AIDS Limericks

  3 Limericks to make you weep

  25 lines, 24 comments, on Feb 16 8:16 PM 2005. In Sad, Dark, Limericks, Political
• The Panful (A Vulgar, Lavatorial, Prize-Winning Gem)

  43 lines, 45 comments, on Feb 16 9:04 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Lavatorial Happenings, Whimsy, Puerile
• Religious Celebrations

  30 lines, 33 comments, on Feb 17 8:03 AM 2005. In Christmas, Adult humour, Abuse, Spiritual, Religion, Israel
• [haiku: it only made things worse]

  4 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 18 8:40 AM 2005. In Humour, Unusual Injuries, Haiku
• My Theory

  20 lines, 23 comments, on Mar 3 10:05 AM 2005. In Adult, Dark, Religion
• Dog Loving Turd Eater

  20 lines, 43 comments, on Mar 3 4:49 PM 2005. In Weird, Adult humour, Animals. Lavatorial Happenings
• Toyboy

  This is five-star GOLD CUP hardcore erotica so not for the faint-hearted

  31 lines, 19 comments, on Mar 8 8:08 AM 2005. In Erotica
• Death In A Lonely Place

  To send a shiver up your spine!

  18 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 8 7:27 PM 2005. In Weird, Dark, Horror, Revenge, Satanism
• The Night Kennedy Died

  27 lines, 32 comments, on Mar 13 5:55 AM 2005. In Personal, Erotica, Love, Gay
• Imagining Maud in the Garden

  23 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 14 6:00 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Spiritual
• Some of My Favourite Things

  5 lines, 19 comments, on Mar 15 5:47 AM 2005. In Personal, Adult, Gay, Humour
• A Lady And Her PENIS (the proud winner of a penile poetry contest)

  16 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 22 11:54 AM 2005. In Adult humour, Revenge
• A Song of the Sea

  55 lines, 48 comments, on Mar 24 7:09 AM 2005. In Lyrics, Adult humour, Monty Python, Gay
• Toilet Worship

  20 lines, 41 comments, on Mar 24 3:28 PM 2005. In Erotica, Adult humour, Dark, Puerile, Gay, Lavatorial Happenings
• Grandma's Freestyle Haiku

  2 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 26 12:18 PM 2005. In Erotica, Adult humour, Haiku
• Paris Ma Ville (avec réflexions)

  Edna goes all Froggy.

  8 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 4 5:46 PM 2005. In Sad, Gay, French, Whimsy
• The War Game

  If you like Owen, Sassoon and the WWI poets you might like this modest `hommage'.

  8 lines, 29 comments, on Apr 5 11:45 AM 2005. In Sad, Society, Dark, War, Military
• The Trajic Pome Wot Lovesick Edna Rote

  The sad outporing of a lovelawn illieterat illiterit iliterate illinterate oh bugger it i give up

  25 lines, 10 comments, on May 27 2:41 PM 2005. In Spiritual, Love, Angst, Rubbish, Teenage
• Happy Thoughts

  9 lines, 24 comments, on Jun 5 7:23 PM 2005. In Society, Dark, Contemporary, Obesity, Greed, Politics
• A Special Kiss

  42 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 8 3:58 AM 2005. In Erotica, Dark, Black Humour, Horror
• A Poetic Insult To Motivator As Requested By (And Supplied By) His Detractor Edna

  33 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 3 5:34 AM 2005. In Personal, Adult humour, Abuse, Luton
• Two Tasteful Limericks: Pimen the Russian and Old Farmer Giles

  17 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 5 6:31 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Limericks
• Walking With Death

  A bit bloody creepy, this one.

  20 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 6 9:56 AM 2005. In Sad, Dark
• The Threesome (A VULGARLY erotic BISEXUAL prose tale, but still lovely)

  44 lines, 20 comments, on Jul 6 10:57 AM 2005. In Erotica, Adult, Bisexuality, Short Story
• Death In Two Sentences by Edna

  GOLDEN unpleasantness from sweet old Edna

  5 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 7 1:58 PM 2005. In Abuse, Murder, Prose
• Let The Killing Stop

  Silvery words from Edna.

  23 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 14 10:56 AM 2005. In Politics, Society
• Peeping (An EROTIC tale about a VOYEUR)

  24 lines, 19 comments, on Jul 14 12:48 PM 2005. In Erotica, Adult humour, Short Story, True Confessions
• Sucking

  Prize-winning unpleasantness from dear vulgar Edna.

  6 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 18 12:59 PM 2005. In Adult, Spiritual
• A Plaything [A VERY short but dirty prose tale]

  14 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 19 6:36 AM 2005. In Erotica, Adult, Short Story
• SNOGGO in Transylvania (A vampiric tale of gothic horror)

  21 lines, 47 comments, on Jul 19 12:12 PM 2005. In Vampires, Horror, Adult humour
• Bringing It On - A Poetic Atrocity

  36 lines, 28 comments, on Jul 20 1:20 PM 2005. In Adult, Society, Dark, Satire, Politics, Military
• Vladimir's Gay Adventure In The Cottage In The Park (An Utterly Obscene Interview With Edna)

  48 lines, 52 comments, on Jul 21 6:16 PM 2005. In Erotica, Adult humour, Gay, Adventure
• SNOGGO's Terrible Revenge On His Brother Egbert The Adulterer

  31 lines, 55 comments, on Jul 22 5:54 AM 2005. In Adult humour, Short Story, Heroism, Adventure
• The Confession Of Victor The Voyeur (LONG and ADULTS ONLY, so watch out, ladies!)

  45 lines, 27 comments, on Jul 23 9:36 AM 2005. In Erotica, Adult humour, Short Story, True Confessions
• 22:vii:2005

  A poem dedicated to murderous policeman and torturers everywhere.

  21 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 25 5:09 PM 2005. In Sad, Politics
• A Girl's Sad Song

  11 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 6 7:54 PM 2005. In Adult, Hope, Gay, Sad, Love
• Three Tasteful Musical Limericks

  30 lines, 17 comments, on Aug 7 12:26 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Naughty, Limericks
• Lammas Incantation

  A load of silly Wiccan bollox.

  20 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 7 7:47 PM 2005. In Spiritual, Rubbish, Wicca
• Sonnet of Shadowlight

  13 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 8 5:19 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Abuse, Dark, Sick, Self-pity, Weird
• Stupidity

  10 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 9 5:05 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Vulgarity, Patriotism, Atheism
• Saved By The Bell (Ding-a-Dong-a-Cliché)

  Edna welcomes you with open arms to the wonderful world of clichés.

  20 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 12 8:55 AM 2005. In Spiritual, Rubbish, Humour, Clichés
• Eva Transfigured

  A romance in the last days of the Reich

  46 lines, 30 comments, on Aug 14 12:06 PM 2005. In Sad, Love, Hitler, Romance
• Goodnight, Simon (Six Pages From The Diary Of A Wronged Woman)

  58 lines, 21 comments, on Aug 22 1:22 PM 2005. In Erotica, Adult, Short Story, Extreme Violence, Prose, Nasty
• Greek Quartet

  84 lines, 30 comments, on Aug 24 11:42 AM 2005. In Adult humour, Nature, Greece, Toilet Adventures
• Bloodlust

  An unpleasant eldritch tale from spooky Edna.

  26 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 4 11:50 AM 2005. In Dark, Horror, Spine-tingling and nerve-shattering Terror
• Sadnesse

  18 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 6 1:08 PM 2005. In Love, Dark, Parody
• Vocabulary Test

  33 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 10 12:53 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Word Banks
• Humphrey [Note: a 4,000+ word, 10-page story, so not for those with a short attention span]

  131 lines, 25 comments, on Oct 28 11:44 AM 2005. In Erotica, Adult, Short Story
• Edna's Wonderful Idea For A Totally New Poetry Competition

  62 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 2 5:41 AM 2005. In Weird, Erotica, Adult humor
• Edna's Christmas Party (Another L-O-N-G and S-M-U-T-T-Y story from kindly Edna)

  112 lines, 40 comments, on Nov 23 5:03 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Joy, Seedy, SNOGGO, Erotica with a difference, Short story
• A Pit Bull For Christmas

  Edna's Christmas dog recipe. Or New Year's Eve.
  Or anytime!

  26 lines, 56 comments, on Dec 19 1:05 PM 2005. In Spiritual, Humor
• An Exciting Wedding (A VULGAR erotic short story)

  113 lines, 24 comments, on Jan 17 2:18 PM 2006. In Erotica, Kinky Tale, Rude Story, Marital Infidelity
• Two Siamese Cats

  13 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 20 8:38 PM 2006. In Adult humour, Animal Lovers
• The Inevitable Rise Of Adolf

  Edna goes all historical for you and gets a GOLD!

  36 lines, 34 comments, on Feb 21 12:53 PM 2006. In Society, Dark
• Donald Duck's Secret

  A GOLDEN bit of crap.

  22 lines, 30 comments, on Mar 2 1:54 PM 2006. In Adult humor
• Hamlet's Toilet Problems

  56 lines, 40 comments, on Mar 15 10:12 AM 2006. In Adult humor
• How I Hated Philip (Edna says "Goodbye, Asshole" to a friend)

  38 lines, 64 comments, on Mar 16 6:37 PM 2007. In Hatred, Just plain nasty, Sick Humour, Death
• A Matter Of A Turd Or Two

  12 lines, 30 comments, on Mar 15 10:47 AM 2007. In Cats, Dogs, Pussies, Defecation, Adult (I suppose)
• False love

  34 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 16 6:18 AM 2007. In Betrayal
• Onward Zionist Soldiers!

  46 lines, 52 comments, on Aug 15 5:50 PM 2006. In Satire, Society, Israel, War, Politics, Palestine, Humour

• By me, right now

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