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He’s a web cam pervert, my best mate,
He’s up all hours, till really quite late,29 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 15 7:06 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
This tale i tell you,
Is truth i'm told,31 lines, 21 comments, on Apr 21 4:43 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
They are wonderful things,
These magical rings,19 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 26 12:22 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
My fellahs coming tonight,
He’s a bit of all right,23 lines, 18 comments, on May 11 9:21 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
I had a curry last night,
And now my guts feel like shite,27 lines, 19 comments, on May 12 9:51 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
I wish I had long golden flowing hair,
Instead of spikes sticking up in the air,18 lines, 15 comments, on May 12 3:44 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I have had the most amazing men,
One night in my bath I had ten,18 lines, 9 comments, on May 14 3:08 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Oh no what’s the brown thing on the floor?
It’s dog shit…Christ there’s more,9 lines, 14 comments, on May 15 5:09 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
I’d really like to know
Why pubic hairs curly grow,18 lines, 23 comments, on May 17 12:00 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I want to be a pheasant plucker,
Or even an over arm ball chucker,5 lines, 10 comments, on May 28 1:33 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
I see the scientists have improved Viagra,
They’ve invented one that increases with stamina,17 lines, 14 comments, on May 28 2:23 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Viagra’s for the rich or those who palm the doc,
There’s a cheaper version, that works just as well,12 lines, 11 comments, on May 29 8:04 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
He couldn’t sit down, for the piles that he had,
They were hanging like grapes, getting really bad,53 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 1 1:21 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Can anyone tell me why when a man Tommy Tanks,
He slaps at his neck with the flat of his hand?7 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 2 9:24 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Shit huggers I call them,
Anal retentive nerds,30 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 3 11:42 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
A piece of brown cardboard,
All covered in puke,15 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 3 2:51 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Under or over the Goose did ask,
Who cares which way,32 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 19 11:57 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Lay down my dear, upon my couch,
Sit back relax,33 lines, 22 comments, on Jun 21 1:14 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Up, down, round and round,
Aerobic willy, on this sexy? man,5 lines, 23 comments, on Jul 10 12:42 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
28 lines, 25 comments, on Aug 7 11:03 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor
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Must be my tone or the way that I write,
People see humour when I’m feeling uptight,43 lines, 22 comments, on Aug 9 7:10 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
I once knew a man who went out with a whore,
He doesn’t any longer and a man, he’s no more,18 lines, 21 comments, on Aug 27 1:15 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Buddha the fat git sat on a snail,
it crawled up his arse,15 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 29 3:28 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Please take a seat,
Flop out your tackle,39 lines, 20 comments, on Aug 30 2:46 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Why oh why in the middle of the night,
Do I have to put on,14 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 30 10:09 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
35 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 31 10:09 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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27 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 1 8:40 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Wings of tattered lace, they stand all forlorn,
As the sun slowly rises,15 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 12 12:46 AM 2002. In Other
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Phillipa Tina Amanda Bucket,
Would lay on her back and let anyone fuck it,16 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 14 1:56 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Opened the door,
I entered his pit,42 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 17 3:30 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Popcorn, toffees, sticky chews,
Witches masks, Halloween lanterns,16 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 24 3:20 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Had a problem passing pee,
So to my doctor, i took little me,33 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 25 5:03 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Suicide river,
A place where they all come,46 lines, 48 comments, on Nov 12 6:40 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Now before you go off and find my hanging rope,
I pray you will just listen,38 lines, 38 comments, on Nov 14 7:19 AM 2002. In Adult humor
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Right that’s it, i've been nice far too long,
Don’t want you old tossers,40 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 25 12:30 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
When I was still a mum
And my kids were quite small, -
Research is called for,
Well, that’s what I think,30 lines, 23 comments, on Dec 2 9:21 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
“I’m so sorry my dear,
There really is nothing more we can do,33 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 3 7:01 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Today I thought I’d try smoke pot,
I found a wee brown nugget,27 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 28 1:22 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
Life’s a Fuck Up and then you’re dead,
Or so the common theory said,52 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 31 9:30 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
A divorce?
How can you? he’s such a hunk, -
Take an aim with my foot,
Kick the mutt in the balls51 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 19 4:24 AM 2004. In Humor -
Little boy blue,
You'll cum when I blow your horn,11 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 11 9:36 AM 2005. In Humor
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