You can find all my silly poems written out in a moment of boredom, or a time when a friend needed a laugh. Either way... if you need a smile stay and read. I don't write many humor poems, as they're not a strong suit, but I have an odd sense of humor that seems to make a lot of people laugh 
Time period: Any time of boredom or silliness 
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Trapped inside an artist block
there's no way to get out... -
There sits my pink sock
noble to the end40 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 30 2:27 AM 2003 -
My best friend's, girl friend's
dog's, last owner40 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 21 1:25 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
Wreck the house
with lots of candy21 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 13 1:00 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
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O how I despise your very being
The thought of seeing you -
While walking to my best friend’s house
I came across something strange42 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 14 12:47 AM 2002. In Adult humor -
For the greater good
of family values that are dwindling
36 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 2 2:02 AM 2002. In Humor -
The moon is out tonight
It’s almost bright as day
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Note: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA6 lines, 23 comments, on Apr 24 12:06 PM 2002. In Humor
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A sigh, I breathe in the liquid air,
Liquid air? Yes, it’s so damned humid!24 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 18 4:01 PM 2002. In Adult humor -
“Welcome”, the principal said, as my mother and I walked into the office.
It was the Friday before I would start attending Maple Elemantary, -
Now that I’ve been a PPFIT
I think it’s time to up these wings.64 lines, 31 comments, on Apr 9 2:47 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Disclaimer: The events of this poem are not actually true, whosoever believeth in them shall be punished severely, and beaten with a stick! (though I have SEEN84 lines, 19 comments, on Apr 7 2:07 PM 2002. In Adult humor
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I want to be a pee pee faery,
So fabulous and grand,50 lines, 39 comments, on Apr 6 3:16 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Running through the halls of AP
Spreading happy dust all around65 lines, 28 comments, on Apr 5 11:50 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Old widow Shahamanamanah
(what a name)71 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 5 9:38 AM 2002 -
(old drunk man's voice :D )
47 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 28 11:57 AM 2002 -
I have a problem,
A serious, deep problem,22 lines, 46 comments, on Mar 24 3:01 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
A silly a day
will keep the sadness away5 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 20 11:00 AM 2002. In Other -
The other day I woke up
And stumbled out of bed44 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 7 8:45 PM 2002 -
(Parody, to the tune of the beginning of "Part of Your World" From Little Mermaid. For the whole story behind it, you have to read the author's comments)
<24 lines, 30 comments, on Mar 5 9:33 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
Sometimes when I’m bored,
With nothing to do,15 lines, 23 comments, on Mar 3 10:06 PM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
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Ever had the feeling,
while standing way up high?26 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 24 10:37 AM 2002. In Personal, Adult humor -
(Surprise, surprise... it's STILL for sale)
31 lines, 23 comments, on Dec 14 4:07 PM 2001. In Humor -
I have a life for sale!
Does anybody want it?
31 lines, 22 comments, on Dec 14 2:19 PM 2001. In Humor -
Part 3... thinking
.5 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 10 9:22 PM 2001. In Adult humor -
A week passed
and no "Happy Birthday"9 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 4 9:14 PM 2001. In Personal, Adult humor -
Sprinkles on my cake
Ow! One hit me in the eye3 lines, 17 comments, on Dec 4 5:02 PM 2001. In Adult humor -
9 lines, 22 comments, on Dec 1 10:45 AM 2001. In Adult humor
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8 lines, 26 comments, on Dec 1 10:41 AM 2001. In Adult humor
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Who thought of discovering
cells, genes, and bacteria?9 lines, 18 comments, on Nov 17 2:24 PM 2001. In Adult humor -
Picking and choosing,
browsing perusing,22 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 2 1:25 PM 2001. In Personal -
Pub crawls with singing,
and beer to be drinking,11 lines, 30 comments, on Nov 2 12:05 PM 2001. In Adult humor -
Give me some time,
to explain myself please.17 lines, 24 comments, on Nov 2 11:59 AM 2001. In Personal, Adult humor -
The wheel's a turnin',
but the hampster's dead.28 lines, 24 comments, on Oct 24 7:51 PM 2001. In Adult humor -
I had a little goldfish,
his name was Tiny Tim,
43 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 30 10:36 PM 2002. In humor -
Nothing is quite terrifying as
Shakespeare’s “mid-summer night”. -
Many a time I have stood by your side,
pasting on a mock contented smile,
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