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but this hammer will do
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cars honked, people pointed and laughed
the needle had won, I indeed had felt it's wrath39 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 8 10:20 AM 2004. In Humor -
we have sprinklers and fire alarms
to us chivalry is a set of kitchen knives28 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 25 3:45 PM 2004. In Humor -
strange, amongst mixed signals which seemed almost clear or someday like it eventually27 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 5 8:10 AM 2004. In Contemporary
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there are too many girls in this world to try them all13 lines, on Oct 6 11:06 AM 2004. In Contemporary
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Given that statement and positioning , who knew That if I had guts and nerves, that idea could have flew21 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 12 10:07 PM 2004. In Humor
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my fave animal is a cat
Gregory my boy (even though Derrek was my name),54 lines, 30 comments, on Oct 13 1:43 PM 2004. In Humor -
Dating is like a game of cards12 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 16 9:16 PM 2004. In Contemporary
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journalists the montegues
advertisers the capullets73 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 30 7:16 PM 2004. In Humor -
my favourite animal is a cat
buttons taste good when deep fried28 lines, 18 comments, on Nov 4 9:48 PM 2004. In Humor -
the curtains are undressing me with their eyes39 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 6 11:13 AM 2004. In Humor
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“Family senility is hereditary Billy” my dad told once told me I knew it was true because he kept calling me billy when my name is gregory88 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 23 4:29 PM 2004. In Humor
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"It's all about the health craze"
said the smoker to the overweight dietician98 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 30 11:04 AM 2004. In Dark, Contemporary -
half way through the shaky ride my coffee spilt onto my lap - if it was hot chocolate my balls would be marshmellows45 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 4 5:07 PM 2004. In Weird
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sometimes, on the late late nights, when the moon is full, you can hear the mini stalker kids voices in the wind and some say, that in the crisp night air you c65 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 7 12:43 PM 2004. In Humor
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So silly sally sue gave him the slip
And punched him good right on the lip!57 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 10 11:13 AM 2004. In Humor -
Monarchy of metal -double the pain I'm twisted in this full metal jacket as i dance about over rusty blades and broken glass
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The villagers dropped to their knees and cried
That was the night the twinky died72 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 23 1:57 PM 2004. In Humor -
The mallet is for emergencies only. When the person sitting next to you (or within smacking distance)
Has completely lost touch with this world use it76 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 30 11:52 AM 2005. In Humor -
67 lines, 38 comments, on Feb 4 10:06 AM 2005. In Humor
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First off though, I want to bitch slap the self-congratulatory circle jerks of the Academy10 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 27 1:50 PM 2005. In Humor
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A fairy went a-trading To see what she could barter
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And again the fates, they spit on me For your air-conditioning turned cold on knee Such luck I lack, knee frozen to the duct
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Where the plough has dropped it’s load
Conveniently it plops at the end of the abode27 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 4 1:42 PM 2005. In Humor -
My neighbour looked over the fence and saw me
Dancing and prancing and giggling with glee54 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 6 5:16 PM 2005. In Humor -
unfortunately many Are just too illegal to plea50 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 11 7:22 PM 2005. In Humor
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I can’t believe senators are such horny bastards! And I don’t know where the hills are here in Beverly hills, but the homes are as big as hills107 lines, 19 comments, on May 5 7:30 PM 2005. In Adult humor
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27 lines, 13 comments, on May 19 12:13 PM 2005. In Humor
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everybody punch a squirrel - they can't talk back. They won't troll, they won't post offensive material...well maybe on your front lawn; after all, who wants to
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Never questioning her stupidity
Or the value of an unintelligent debate72 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 1 3:32 PM 2005. In Humor -
Some of your friends you might find
To be E=mc²22 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 1 6:37 PM 2005. In Humor -
because our corporation cares44 lines, 15 comments, on Jun 9 2:51 PM 2005. In Humor
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Sipping champagne and eating bread Butter side down with green eggs and ham as he read the globe and mail while dancing on a sham37 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 10 1:15 PM 2005. In Humor
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We grabbed boxes and the janitor’s shovel
30-40 of hard at ‘hammered’ work!52 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 10 4:37 PM 2005. In Humor -
He was the kid nominated “most likely to run with scissors through puddles with broken electrical wires”
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frostbite, the poacher, the angry hockey coach And a half wounded bear :P164 lines, 19 comments, on Jun 23 5:29 PM 2005. In Humor
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one last time flopping about and knocked off my taped boobs and battered hat278 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 25 4:26 AM 2005. In Humor
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if you have any doubts this should clear it all up23 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 15 12:57 AM 2005. In Humor
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With hair in net and bags of tea
This is the oath that completes me34 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 22 2:36 PM 2005. In Humor -
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don't die from em-bare-ass-ment
a few red cheecks are worth years in living12 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 1 3:31 PM 2005. In Humor -
well fuck you too. I quit.23 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 8 8:53 PM 2005. In Humor
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37 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 12 10:55 PM 2005. In Humor
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Smacking down, all the food he can eat
My eye twitches and then another nervous tick50 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 9 8:49 PM 2005. In Humor -
Because I know, someone out there
Is looking through the obituaries for dates20 lines, 24 comments, on Nov 23 9:51 PM 2005. In Humor -
I will creep through the alley With flashlight in hand
Camouflage for gear39 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 24 1:34 PM 2005. In Humor -
bottom’s worth on asphalt is double in the snowsuit82 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 7 7:14 PM 2005. In Humor
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come hell and high water you're going to read this!42 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 17 7:33 PM 2006. In Humor
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my fave animal is a cat.
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the only crime i've committed is drinking on someone else's tab and some theft of the heart61 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 5 12:01 AM 2006. In Humor
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Self mutilation is still cheaper than tattoos32 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 6 9:59 PM 2006. In Dark, Contemporary
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but then again i have no general direction -except sideways after 3 left turns. oh and 23-5= tuesday
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