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There was a cherry tree, a boy,
a brand new hatchet for a toy.110 lines, 15 comments, on Jun 6 1:15 AM 2006. In Humor
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“Yippity yippity yippity!”
my English teacher yaps,35 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 1 3:55 PM 2006. In Humor
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Jenny Smith has her eyes on Bob
who has his eyes on Becky Marie -
Oh, Snoopy was wise
he had a great plan30 lines, 35 comments, on Dec 14 4:41 AM 2005. In Humor
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In my inebriated over-indulged state I found my bladder full.
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A little advice
for my AP chums -
Sleek and shiny,
oiled well, -
‘Twas a battle royale
when Afroman met Tim Mcgraw. -
delectable
lurking in the shadows -
working on the rhyming as we speak...
what? we aren't speaking? Well, I'm working on it anyway... -
Birds, I see them, and since I think funny and deep,
I look for the light-hearted as well as the tender and sweet. -
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“OK”, I replied, “I’ll take you to the mall.”
“I know you’re just dying to experience it all!” -
Ahhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhh! -
What the *devil* is with the *monkey* and the *bird*?
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'Tis a sad time in the royal guard camp today
the Grand Turk Prince has grown quite tense -
And the last ABC acrostic in this contest.
Big and stylish, -
You would expect there to be bears in Bear
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Gimme summa ther' bi-nanners
so I have sump'n ta eat -
A nice after-dinner poem...
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This will only interest those from a different culture or a different time…
or men who are contemplating a woman moving in… -
Guy:
Mash ‘em, smash ‘em, -
I know someone in Italy who is bratty!
My new great-great AP grandchild! -
Get better soon
says the moon -
Ever since a moderator was a child
there existed the primal urge to spy on others… -
Spend a day
at the shore -
Sizzling steak and hot cheesy noodles
on my plate, where’s my fork?71 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 2 4:49 PM 2005. In Contemporary
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'Happy tails to you
with my implements of pain!31 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 26 1:22 AM 2005. In Other
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THAT”S IT!
I CAN”T STAND IT ANY MORE! -
Weeeee! Balloons!
Bunny-looking things -
I've deduced the news 'micro focuses' and distorts willingly.
This is about that... -
Today our special is Asian pit viper alamode
to cause a little tissue damage. -
“Happy birthday to yoou…”
(you begin opening the present…)132 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 11 1:29 AM 2005. In Adult humor
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My Hyperdrive Winnebago?
Well, she started out as just a cheap thrill -
Dark Writer Graphic Art Contest Submission38 lines, 35 comments, on Mar 5 10:59 PM 2005. In Other
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Awe, poor homeless Joe
Nowhere to go.53 lines, 30 comments, on Mar 3 12:47 PM 2005. In Society
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Feel the wrath of my stainless steel channels,
my hyper-alloys of nickel and cobalt carbides,71 lines, 25 comments, on Feb 23 8:40 AM 2005. In Other
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“Oh, those Fairies are just awful,
Did you hear what they did to the Dwarves?117 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 18 9:17 PM 2005. In Fantasy
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I need letters.
Lot's of letters.91 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 16 9:39 PM 2005. In Science Fiction, Humor -
Horny for those two lumps growing on your chest,
but not for that hair growing down there, -
Dripping fluffy sugary drool
only adds to our totally amazing love and makes me dizzy -
Deep into the teeth of stuffiness I drill
With my implements of ribald -
Blah blah blah. Sometimes we get this way.
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Once upon a wicked weekend, while I wandered in, lost and bleary
I stumbled upon a brassy bird whose only utterance was “Absurd”. -
WARNING!
this will be the sweetest poem you'll ever read... -
St Alphonzo’s Pancake House
Is just down the road from us315 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 30 10:54 PM 2005. In Weird
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Begin with a bucket of balls...
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But I'm just a puppy puppet puppeteer in a pup tent puppet show.
Want to regale in my puppetry? -
Razzen frazzen brazzen schnazzen..."
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Was it love I desired, or a challenging frontier?
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The sound of goose-stepping-
March, march, march, march, (hear it) -
Only for those who want a smile.40 lines, 13 comments, on Jan 21 5:41 PM 2005. In Humor
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A 'fourteen words for love' and 'seven words for goodbye' poem.14 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 21 12:18 PM 2005. In Other
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My first acrostic poem.19 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 20 8:58 AM 2005. In Other
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an Englyn Penfyr12 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 19 10:11 PM 2005. In Other
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I am sticking my fingers in my ears.
Here is what I hear: -
The year was 1982
Upon this earth came the Kaypro II -
Thank you for trying to make sense out of this,
And if you did, all the credit goes to you because I am an absolute mushroom.139 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 13 11:36 PM 2005. In Other -
Try War!
It comes in three distinct flavors- -
List of homynym-type word relations
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A Varsity Romance. Last Edit: Jan. 18 '05
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Me
All about me. Oh poor me. -
And imagine my demise.
That’s why I always super-size -
We’re going to create a new shampoo from our laboratory shelves,
We’ll take these natural ingredients and mix them for ourselves: -
My favorite singer is Tiny Tim
In his high falsetto, -
Now that I’ve found AllPoetry.com
My poems ring with a different song137 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 11 11:40 PM 2004. In Humor
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