Lilworldruler• Show poetry

-Hey to the peoples reading this little thingy!!!!! well i am now very very bored(what a surprise) and have decided to update this thing cuz a lot has hapenned since last year!!!! well for starters i am still *short*!!! i'm now a sophmore at danbury highschool which is kinda funny cuz its the LARGEST school in our state and i am really small!!! but its all good cuz no one actually realizes i'm *taller* than them!!! *ALL OF YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO ME AND AKNOWLEDGE MY PRESENCE WITH APPLAUSE*!! (if you do i will spare your life for when i become the surpeme ruler of the world!!) yup yup! thats right! one day each and everyone of your single pathetic meaningless lives will be under the control of me!!!!!! *MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*!!!!!!!! now your probally thinking i'm one of those weird physco kids who dreams about taking over the world but that of what you think of is all but lies!!! 1st of all i'm not a weird physco kid!!!! i'm a *weird physco unusaul crazii hyper strange dain brammaged* kid!!!!!! 2nd of all i do not dream about world domination...for a dream is a dream... not a reality... yet taking over the world is a *reality* for me!! the first few steps of my plan shall start to unfold in about may (now i'm goin to revial the evil master plan but if you attempt to steal it and/or use it to try to take over the world.... i will haunt you down and then i will accidently on purpose push you off a cliff!!!!!!!!!!!!)
                     
                                           *THE MASTER PLAN!*
the first part of my plan will take action on *April 25 2004* which is the day i will get married to my fiance so our son Nemo will have a perfect family!!!! then a few days later i will set up my own orthodontist office to gain money cuz i mean come on! what better way to scam people out of money than tell them their teeth are screwed up and charge them hundreds of dollars to put little tiny pieces of metal in thier mouth which probally costs like 2 bucks to make!! after about *4 months* i will have enough money to make my secret underground lab in antarctica where i will be training and cloning my *squirrel* and *penguin* army. once my army has been made, which would take about *6 1/2 months*, i will then work on my biggest project... cross breeding a squirrel and a penguin to make the ultimate soldier... a *squenguin*!!!! once the squenguin army has been built built up there is one last craeture i shall make... THE *MONGO*!!! the mongos are slef desructive so they will be my "bombs" (you can also learn more about the mongos in the shrot story i wrote about them)once they are created i would then have the biggest and most powerfull army of *squirrels*, *penguins*, *squenguins*, and *mongos* ever MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! and then the rest of my plan will be the easiest... cuz by the time my army is complete, me and my wife would have juss put the finishing touches on our teleporter!!! so about May 8, 2005 *May 12, 2005* don't be surprised to have ur home being invaded by either the squirrels or penguins(the squenguins are my special ops soldiers so if you see them... your in big trouble!!!!!!!!! and mongos are mainly used for air-raid attacks so you see a bunch of them over your city you best get the hello out of there!!!!!!!!) and then you will all have no choice but to bow down to me and aknowledge my presence with applause!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH !!
so yea... beware!!!!!! and now here's a lil info about photosensitive epleileptic seizures!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                      *Photosensitive Epileptic Seizures*  

A very small percentage of people may experience a seizure when exposed to certain visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear in video games. Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have an undiagnosed condition that can cause these “photosensitive epileptic seizures” while watching video games.

These seizures may have a variety of symptoms, including lightheadedness, altered vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation, confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or striking nearby objects.

Immediately stop playing and consult a doctor if you experience any of these symptoms. Parents should watch for or ask their children about the above symptoms-children and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures.

The risk of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by sitting farther from the television screen, using a smaller television screen, playing in a well-lit room, and not playing when you are drowsy or fatigued.

If you or any of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor before playing.
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And since i am juss extremley bored i'm adding more stuff to write!!!!!!! wOOt!!!! lol!!! i stole your word chelsea!!!!!! lol!!!! so yea... oh guess what!! i was forced to clean the room the other day and guess what i found!!! where the sidewalk ends!!!! its a book of poems by *Shel Silverstein* and it was my favorite book of all time when i was younger!!! and then i was reading it and found the awesomest poem that i'm gonna share with you poples!!!! woohoo!!!!!!!

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Smart by Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
Cause i'm his smartest son,
And i swapped it for two shiny quarters
Cause two is more than one!

And then i took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes-i guess he don't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind bates
An just cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And i took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then i went and showed my dad,
And he got red in th cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head-
Too proud of me to speak!!
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That is the best poem of all time!!!!!!!!!!!! hmmmmmmmmmm........ oh and lemmie juss say something else!!! *FINDING NEMO* IS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!!!! yea... well its my favorite movie ever!!!!!! its seriously the BEST!!!! oh and wanna know what else is the best!?!?!?!!? *goldfish* and *iced tea*!!! oh yea! thats like the best after school snack duo ever!!! i'll come home after a long day of school and make iced tea and eat goldfish!!!!!!!! and they also make me really really hyper!!!!!!! woo!!!!! oh and i have a poem about being hyper slao!! its an acrostic!!!!! you must read it! or else!!!! hee hee!!!!! but yea... hhhhmmmmmmmmmm one thing i'm definatley wondering rite now is that if anyone is actually reading all of this........... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... o well its still fun to make!!!!!!!! but yea... if your ever feeling sad or blue... juss make sum iced tea and eat some goldfish while watching finding nemo!!!!! that always makes me feel better!!!!!!!!!!!! well thats all for now........ if you actually took the time to read all of this give me some fedback okay!!!!! lol!!!!!!! remeber one thing though..... you WILL bow down to me!!! MWHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... would anyone like to read thier horoscope??????????????????????????????????????????
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Your Horoscope for today by Weird Al Yankovich

*Aquarius*
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

*Pisces*
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

*Aries*
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound
watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

*Taurus*
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

*Gemini*
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through your chest

*Cancer*
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

*Leo*
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of
strawberry Quik

*Virgo*
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

*Libra*
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

*Scorpio*
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

*Sagittarius*
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

*Capricorn*
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know
they're lying
If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today
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Its a kewl song!!!! but i juss realized something!!!!! my sign is gemini and it says my fiance will hurl a javalin through my chest!!!!!! chelsea please please don't throw a javalin through my chest i love you sssoooo much and i would never hurt you!!!!!... okay well I would never *intentionally* hurt you!!!!! like the time i broke your toe... ididn't mean to!!! but don't throw a javalin through my chest!!!!!! lol!!!!! well i'll add more stuff later ppls so come back soon......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So now i have decided to add a little tid bit about myself as a poet.... i personnally and honestly don't like my poems that much... i am not one of those self centered people who say that juss so people will be like oh no its awesome and blah blah blah... i juss seriously think they are not that good.... the thing i think that makes me think this though is because what i really want to say never really shows up... i will have all these great ideas but juss can't put them right at all... so yea... theres a lil info on me, myself, and i as a poet
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so in case anyone was being juss a lil curious.... i have trophies!! woo hoo!!! lol!! anyways... here are what poems won a trophy or a pointless honorable mention!!!!

gold - mr. squirrel, it was never
silver - nothing yet!!  
bronze - a helpfull suicide, the day i lost you
honerable mention - HYPER

hopefully i will win more so i can extend this list!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY HOODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!*
Crissii-Chelsea<3-Demarii-Janana-Steff-Michelle-James-Kelsey-Ellen-Mike-Jonny-Nikki-Katie-Donny-Kate-Kristin- much love to all of you!!!!!!

but one thing me and my hoodies have learned is... do not mess with sasha!!! we got rid of her head and threw her body in a tree... but her head is lost yet again!!! i think she hates us for killing her so now she is out to get all of us!!!! its really scary cuz yesterday i looked up in the tree and... and... her body was gone!! aaaahhh!!! save me from sasha!!!!

oh and me and ellen made up this awesome song one day... cuz once in a while we weill all have trampoline idol... so heres the theme song for it
(in the tune of bouncin off the walls again by sugarcult)

I’m jumpin on the tramp again a-woa-o
Are ya gonna do a flip again a-no-o
Don’t wanna loose my reputation
So one more flip for the idol competition

I’m jumpin on the tramp again a-woa-o
Tryin out a new trick again a-woa-o
Wakin up on my neighbors grass
Tried the new trick but fell on my ass!

well thats all we could come up with so far... but its still awesome right? right!! lol... well thats all for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*I LOVE YOU CHELSEA!!!*
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