Lusters say "I'll kill for you."
Lovers say "I'll die for you."
Marriage is the #1 cause for divorce. (Thanks Elizabeth)
Lame: Living is the #1 cause of death.
Today's the oldest I've ever been. (Again, Thanks Elizabeth!)
When I grow up, I wanna be a kid!
If you're wearing a shirt that says "I'm with stupid" and you're by yourself, then you're probably right.
...I'll add more as I hear them.
If you get this joke, you're IQ is at least 120:
*Dad*: Son! What the heck are you doing? Pee in the toilet! You're peeing outside!
*Son*: geez. suck it up.
Lovers say "I'll die for you."
Marriage is the #1 cause for divorce. (Thanks Elizabeth)
Lame: Living is the #1 cause of death.
Today's the oldest I've ever been. (Again, Thanks Elizabeth!)
When I grow up, I wanna be a kid!
If you're wearing a shirt that says "I'm with stupid" and you're by yourself, then you're probably right.
...I'll add more as I hear them.
If you get this joke, you're IQ is at least 120:
*Dad*: Son! What the heck are you doing? Pee in the toilet! You're peeing outside!
*Son*: geez. suck it up.
- Last seen on Mar 4 7:45 PM 2008. Member since September 29, 2006.
- I'm a amethyst understanding poet for 21 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "Play to play, play to win, plagiarize!".
- I am a 16 year old guy (United States)
- I have 21 comments, 4 poems
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The drunken man waddled around
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Why isn’t there enough food?
Kids, aberrant, and their starved parents.30 lines, 3 comments, October 6, 2006. In Society, Contemporary -
A few thoughts about sleep
I love my heavenly sleep. -
All I knew was that there was a war.
I didn’t know what they were fighting it for,73 lines, 7 comments, September 29, 2006. In Sad, Contemporary
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BurnBrandMemory on October 30, 2006It's alrihgt. :]
We all make mistakes -
insertcleversn on October 15, 2006your favorite book isn't the kama sutra,
it's the male member. -
lark2005 on October 15, 2006Look at my profile now!
It's optimized! -
insertcleversn on October 14, 2006"I am a 16 year old married boy from NJ (United States)."
Damn, I couldn't get the thing to say "I am a 16 year old married Choose from NJ (United States)."
just like how i tried to get my age to be "-1" yrs old but they changed it 0 yrs old. oh well.
