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- Parody of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues at sharepoetry
I hear the pizza delivery guy coming. / He’s coming around the bend. / And I haven’t seen my toes since, God knows when. / I’m stuck in Fatso Prison, and time keeps dragging on. / But thin people keep movin’, and I weigh more than San Antoine. - Parody of The Monkees Theme at sharepoetry
Here we come, / hobbling down the street. / We give the angriest looks to / everyone we meet. / / We have cataracts on our eyes / And bunions on our arthritic feet / / Hey Hey We’re the Elderly! / And we’re just farting around. - I can't get no validation at sharepoetry
/ (Luscious Keith Richards guitar riff) / / I can’t get no (da dad um!) / VAL-ID-DA-TION. / I always court literary / FRUSTRATION! / / And I tried. / And I tried, / And I tried, / And I tried. / / I can’ t get no
