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My Life According to Mos Def
Rule :
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 12 (or a million) people you like. You can't use the artist I used. Do not repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My Life According to (ARTIST NAME)"
Are you a female or male ?
Bin Laden

Describe yourself :
Travelin Man

How do you Feel :
Life in Marvelous Times

Describe Where You Currently Live :
The Corner

If You Could Go Anywhere, Where Would You Go To:
Auditiorium

Your favorite form of transportation :
Get By

Your best friend is :
Ms Fat Booty

Your favorite color is :
Brown Sugar

What's The Weather Like :
Hurricane

Favorite Time of Day:
History

If Your life were a tv show , it would be called :
Double Trouble

What is Life to You :
Supermagic

Your Relationships:
Pretty Danger

Your fear :
Twilite Speedball

What is the best advice you have to give :
Two Words

If you could change your name, you would change it to :
Wahid

Thought for the Day :
Quiet Dog Bite Hard

How you would Like to Die :
Rising Down

Your Soul's Present Condition :
Hey Baby

Your Motto :
Hater Players




16 To Do list at Wal-mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. XD

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti -
depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME!PICK ME!

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... NO! NO! It's those voices again!

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu i choose you!!!
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things



1. Put Your itunes, windows media player, etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

If someone says "Is this okay?" you say...
"Bin Laden" prod. by Greenlantern

What would best describe your personality?
Moving-Macaco

What do you like in a guy/girl?
The People-Common feat Dwele

How do you feel today?
Heavy Inda Game- AZ feat Consequence

What's your life's purpose?
Please Don't Stop the Musiq (Dance Mix)-Rihanna

What is your motto?
Spit Forever-DL Incognito

What do your friends think of you?
Life Goes On-Dead Prez

What do you think of your parents?
Airport Taxi Reception-Sondre Lerche

What do you think about very often?
Mind Sex-Dead Prez

What is something informational about your past?
L.E.S. Artistes (switch remix)-santogold

What is 2 + 2?
If I Were a Boy-Beyonce

What do you think of your bestie?
shizuku ippai no kioku-Hirasawa Susumu

What do you think of the person you like?
Choose You're Own Adventure part 4-Classified

What is a message you'd like to send out to your best friend?
Revelations-Mos Def

What is a message you'd like to send out to a person you dislike?
Learn Chinese-Jin

What is a message you'd like to send out to the guy/girl you like/love?
Stomp Thru-Joell Ortiz feat Smif N Wessun


What is a message you'd like to send out to your parents?
I Want You-Common feat Will.I.AM

What is your life story?
Two Way Monologue-Sondre Lerche

What do you want to be when you grow up?
3 A.M.-Eminem

What do you think when you see the person you like?
Futuristic Love- Young L.A.

What do your parents think of you?
Two Words-Kanye West feat Mos Def and Freeway

What is your hobby/interest?
Gangsta Rap Made me do it -Ice Cube

What's your biggest fear?
Switching Lanes-Kid Cudi

What is your biggest secret?
Moon on the Water (acousic)-Sowelu

What do you think of your friends?
Walls-BECK

If you'll ever have children, your first one would be named what?
Nike Boots- Wale feat Drake and Lil Wayne FLYER THAN THE REST OF EM STILL GOT MY NIKE BOOTS

How do you feel about education?
In The End-Linkin Park

How do you feel about love relationships?
Roses-Mos Def Feat Georgia Anne Muldrow

How do you feel about friendship?
My Old Home-K'naan

What song would you make out to?
Just Friends-Musiq Soulchild

What song would you make love to?
Too Cool 4 Skoo (Jonny Lexxs Remix)

What song after a break up?
Say Something-Talib Kweli feat Jean Grea

What song after a make up?
Guns Are Drawn-The Roots

What song while you're pumped to fight somebody?
High Road-Fort Minor feat John Legend

What song while you're in the bathroom?
Must Get Out-Maroon 5

What happend to you yesterday?
Harlem Renaissance-Immortal Technique

What happend to you today?
Fall Back-DL incognito feat Mic Check

What will happen to you tomorrow?
Third Degree-Saigon

In five years, you will be found doing what?
Flashing Lights Remix-Kanye West feat lil wayne and Jay-z

In ten years, you will be found doing what?
Kappy Mikey-Beat Crusaders lol its a new dance yall

In twenty years, you will be found doing what?
Queens Get the Money-Nas

What is your biggest sin?
Six Days-Mos Def feat DJ Shadow

What is the most sinful thing you've done in the past two weeks?
Bleed It Out-Linkin Park

What is the next sin you will commit?
Dead Wrong-Biggie if you guys no this song i Don't think i mind this sin

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Strugglin-K'naan

What is the most angelic thing you've done?
Passion-Utada Hikaru

What is the next angelic thing you will do?
Good Times (I get High)-Styles P Feat Jin, Method Man and Redman

You run around naked outside on the street. What do you scream out?
Day and Night-Kid Cudi

You become a part of a rock band. What's the first song you practice?
Aint Heard From Me-Rhymefest

You become a singing superstar. What song will you first cover?
Knocked Down-The Cool Kids

You become an actor. What's your "walking down the red carpet" song?
Blame It-Jamie Foxx feat T-Pain

What will you do the next time you get blackmailed?
The Animal-Murs feat Phonte

You just got asked out on a date, how do you feel?
Im Not Gonna Teach You How To Dance (Twelves Mix)-The Black Kids

You're crying. Why is that?
You Should Let Me Love You-Mario what a coincedence eh?

What song makes you feel like crying?
Rosa Parks-OutKast

What song makes you feel happy?
Pimpass Paradise-Damien Marley I would switch this with rosa parks but can't

What song makes you feel angry?
Sofa King (Fresco Remix)

What song makes you feel aroused?
THRILLER-THE KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!! Michael Jackson

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Man Up-Sticky Fingaz

What will they play at your funeral?
Listen-Talib Kweli

What will you post this as?
The Iv-Braille

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  • Guilty Pleasure on August 16
    i had to write here.. because yeah, i haven't yet... NOT COOL! so now i have and i feel much better, and omgsh if i don't see ponyo before we go back to school -- i will be CRAZY! or more crazy. who knows.

    so um. your book won't be a surprise if i read all your poems... but i'll make sure to act real excited when it's done LOL.
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  • rebel lips on August 1
    hiya kurdishking, just returning the hello like i promised. i just read the things to do at wallmart here on your page. it was funny. im from scotland, so we don't have wallmarts, but what i used to do when in a supermarket is get a trolly, fill it full of the most random crap (odd shoes were a fave) and then atatch that trolly to someone elses via the little chain thing when they wern't looking. good times. how is canada this time of year?
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