Kaida-nariko• Show poetry

well..lets see, im a small town chick, that pretty much acts like a stay at home mother to her two roomates , i dont work right now, focousing on my last 2 classes to graduate highschool, so i can get my college portfiolio done so i can get into college. GO GRAPHIC ARTS CLASSES!

i plan to be a graphic artist, and other than that, im a very creative person, poetry, art, sculptures...the whole 9 yards...

i majorly suck at these things so im going to leave it be for now...go look for the rest of my poetry in my 4 binders full of my journal, and ill update this later.

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WHAT YOU MAY THINK OF ME IS WRONG
WHAT YOU DON'T THINK OF ME IS RIGHT
BUT THE MOMENT YOU START THINKING ABOUT
WHAT IT IS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE THINKING
ABOUT ME IT BECOMES WRONG SO...

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried and carry a gun.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be a lesbian.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up slut.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking slut.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a slut
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist, and a hippie.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

~*Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong*~

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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..*

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you love someone this much put this on your site

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